69 decides what I say to her. She's pretty fucking

If I can guess how many chromosomes you have, will you blow me?

>>595489046
OP here. I fucking lol'd

Sorry I've ignored you since wednesday, I have a really small penis and well I got it stuck in a penis pump and had to go to the hospital and they kept me over night and I just got back home.

>>595489088
Fuck the 69 get, go for single digits

>>595489348
OP here. I guess whoever rolls 2 decides? Lol

I like you, I know you like me, so lets just skip all the bullshit, and you let me hakuna them tatas

I bleach my anus, does that turn you on?

>>595489552
OP here. GG will deliver.

>>595489552
winrar

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>>595488940
OP has delivered.

>>595489803
next digit faggot

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>>595489803
7 Decides what I say next.
She has a sense of humor, so make it good, faggots.

>>595489803
>:^)

I have 18 variants of skin tone, if you'll let me demonstrate this weekend?

>>595490004
can i fist you and work you like a puppet?

>>595490057
OP here. You're a god. Will deliver.

*send dick picture*

Would you like to tickle my pale bumhole m'lady?

I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado

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>>595490057
kek

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>>595490004
Okay. Here you go pussies. She isn't replying yet. Will deliver once she does.

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>>595490292
3 decides what I say next. MAKE IT GOOD.

>>595490925
I get fucked in the ass by craigslist traps on the reg.

*send dick pic*

>>595490925
*send dick pic*

>>595490925
tit pic for dick pic?

>>595490925
send a pic of ur dick

>>595490925
send her a pic of ur dick

>>595490925
could you fist me instead?

>>595490925
show her ur dick bro

>>595490925
XDXDXDXD

I will make your vagina splash like apple cider.

send a dick pic

send dick pic with caption "your turn"

dick pic bro

Hahahaha OP here. You guys are getting everythign but 3 LOL

>>595491202
this

>>595491202
rolling for this

>>595490925
I decided I am a lesbian will you be my girlfriend?

>>595490925
as long as i have a face you'll always have a seat

>>595490925
send dick pick

>>595491202
this

>>595491202
this!!

>>595491235
Roll

>>595490925
Goodbye

>>595491202
rerollin

send dick pick u fag

Alternatively I could always JumpStart your pussy with a delicate cunt punt from my meat ladle.

>>595491235
Rolling>>595491235

>>595491202
send dick pic with caption "your turn"

>>595490925
my dick is three inches full erect. wanna see?

send dick pick u faggot

>>595491202
this OP, its the majority. fuck your "3"

>>595491160
Yeah

sharpie in pooper?

>>595491334
rolling

send dick pick u faggottttt

Aye bby let's rub genitals

send her a pic of your dream house

send dick pic u nigga

>>595491371
Roll

>>595491202
rolling

>>595491235
Rolls plus send dick pic with caption your turn

>>595491022
re raul

>>595491358
I'm laughing so hard. you guys cant roll a 3 if your asshole depended on it

>>595491202
dis

>>595491384
rolling for this
mods turned 3's off for the lulz

>>595491202
rolling wooo. this is best

send boobs plox!

<< I'll answer later i just shit myself >>

Send a pic of your asshole.

Send dick pic with with capture "pew pew pew"

>>595491235
Rollllls

Niggers tongue my delicate anus

I have rolled the 3 for your virginity

>>595491202
rolling 4 dis again

>>595491202
this OP

>>595491202
Roll for this

>>595490925
put a sharpie in your ass and hair brush in your pussy

>>595491523
WINNER!!

Yo can i have nudes?

Send me a pic of you trying to fight a lamp in your pussy

I've never had sex with anyone but my dad. Want to help me out?

>>595491459
Roll

Send a dick pic
Also 3 post below this will be dubs

>>595491523
Winrar

>>595491447
rolling for the post this post was rolling for
mods turned off 3 kek

>>595491523
Will deliver. One sec.

I did it?

>>595491523
WINRAR

Send pick of your anus and ask to her if she wants to fist instead!

>>595491523
7zip!!!!!

your mom let me do it

>>595491523
7zip!

>>595491600
Nevermind

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>>595491523
Winrar

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>>595490925
Don't talk shit about my small dick LOLOLOL GG

>>595491815
nice doodle OP

keep us posted

>>595491815
+1

>>595491815
Whoever rolls a 6 decides what i say when she replies.

>>595491815
Now send a picture of it flaccid. ask her which one she likes better.

Capture pew pew pew would have been way better

>>595491933
Reroll

>>595491933
This

OP is a nigger

>>595491933
Rolls

>>595491933
heh this

>>595491894
lol thanks bae <3

Ask her for the sharpie in the pooper

>>595491933
Rolll

>>595491933
OP Here. Wait til she replies.

>>595492051
This as well

>>595492026
winrer

>>595492051
Rollin

>>595491933
This!!!!

My dad likes it

>>595491933
Roll

>>595491815
OP here. Guys i think she has a boyfriend LOL

>>595491933
Do this plz

>>595491933
Rollllllllling

>>595492184
She read it but didn't reply. GG folks. GG.

>>595492184
She wants the D, that's why she's texting you OP. Try harder.

>>595491933
Rollllllllllllls

>>595492262
IF she didn't reply it means she wants a fuck ton more

show pics pls

>>595491924
I wasn't asking

>>595491933
Rolllls

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>>595491815
This was her reply. GG. She has a sense of humor.

She's probably already at his house and he forgot about us

>>595492573
Now, whoever rolls 6 decides what I say.

>>595491933
Rolllllllls

>>595490925
I would like to butcher your mom's oval.

>>595492659
wan sum fuk?

>>595492659
seriously, theres more if you send me a pic of you!

>>595492659
Show vagina

>>595492573
wow shes fucking awesome

>>595492573
u having any blans donide? benis in bagina? :DD

>>595492573
>>595492659

Now send a picture of your dick flaccid. ask her which one she likes better.

>>595492735
Rerolll

>>595491933
go for it!

>>595492713
I know right? We've talked before but never traded or anything, so I'm surprised she had a sense of humor. She's so fucking hot.

>>595492735
Rolling rolling Rolling down the river

Star a dick battle. Send her a pic with more dicks.

>>595492735
Rollllllllllllllll

>>595492735
Rawlin

Itt dumb niggers that can't see the obviously staged conversation.

>>595492659
In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my intelligence.

im sorry m'lady, my friend stole my phone and was texting you. he is a being of inferior intelligence, unlike me.

>>595492735
Rolllllllling

>>595492871
Rollin

I want to give you a body trembling orgasm.

Send balls

>>595492920
It's actually not staged haha She just has a sense of humor.

Tits or gtfo