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Best weapon in Goldeneye. Double DD44 Dostovei

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Best weapon in Goldeneye.

Double DD44 Dostovei
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>>595475041
Golden Gun all the way mother fucker!!!!!
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>>595475041

I fuckin lold. You tickled me right in my nostalgia bone.
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>>595475041
dude that was the best room in the whole game, too. used to love to camp there and just destroy people. also the sound of the dd-44 made my peen hard.
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>>595475112
Git gud fgt
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>>595475041
clob faggots
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>>595475794
lol loved pecking people with it and watching their reactions. especially that 360 spin death.
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RCP 90
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>>595475041
*TUK TUK, TUK TUK*

"AAAAHHHHH AHHHHH"

>the sounds remain forever, and ever
>like a whore is confronted with sounds
>horny men AH AH AH AH YEHAHHHHH
>Yes...

I am not a robote
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know what i really miss? DK mode.
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>>595476336
fuck you lil bitch

>2k15
>missing things
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>>595476405
as if you didn't constantly play with it once you unlocked it.
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>>595475112
You were THAT kid at sleepovers, weren't you?
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>>595476020
nah fired too fast.
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>>595476020
Dual rcp 90s while playing as oddjob and crouching everywhere. Ruined sooo many people with that combination. Always got called a cheater
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>>595476671
Fuckin Oddjob. Always one cheap cunt who had to choose him. I always went Siberian Special Forces.
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>>595476204
orev mov ?
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>>595476671

You, sir, are the scum of the universe.
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>>595476866
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>>595476645
this gun is bad, it's too deadly, it kills people too quickly boo hoo hoo
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>>595475041
GoldenEye was my favorite video game as a teenager, so many memories.
Pic related, it's a massive poster of Natalya I own along with another Bond piece.
The pencil-gun, or Klobb will always have a place in my heart.
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>>595475041
RCP-90 with grenade launcher.
>lrn to cheat mothafuckaaaaa
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>>595475041
Proximity mines.
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>>595476671
Rcp90 dual with grenade launcher. Xena was my first crush.
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>>595477007
the klobb was literally the worst gun in the game. ha ha
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>>595476020
Ma nigga
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>>595477026
lol. loved stacking them on walls and shooting them.
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>>595477036
Nice dubs
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>>595476752
Yeah!! The blue guy!!
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fuck temple or whatever it was called. fucking hated that map.
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>>595477111
Dubsand trips bro
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>>595475041
"most fun" is better way to describe it
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how are y'all forgetting this?
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>>595477007
Holy shit, just realized my ID was 007!
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>>595477142
You obviously never played multiplayers.

Nice 7s bro
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>>595477142
Also my most hated map. Still fucked shit up with oddjob tho. That little gook fucked shit up
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also, why you not want to play THIS?!
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>>595477214
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>>595477214
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>>595476020
this
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this nigga right here was my favorite enemy to just slowly klob-kill
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Perfect Dark. 4 player split screen. Team deathmatch.Me and 3 friends on one team. Elvis set to Perfect on the other team.

We got wrecked for hours and hours and hours and it was so much fun. We'd tried to hide from that little lmao-murder factory. Be screaming like Flanders when he appears on the screen.
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>pic related
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>>595477653
the feels... i can hear the sounds now.

>"UFF"
>"OOOH"
>"EIIIG"
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>>595477776
Nice quads

>Captcha: anice
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>>595477521
N-bombs just to mess up everyone screens
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fun fact
The multiplayer for goldeneye wasn't in the original design.
The devs just started working on it 6 weeks before it was finished
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>>595475041
>Double RC-P90.
>Proximity mines

You'll have no hope against me. Still undefeated to this day in MP other than my best mate.
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>>595478054
not if I play as oddjob, oddjob was banned by all of us in mp
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>>595477653
Shit guns reserved for idiots. I feel sorry for you, I could one-shot kill cunts behind barriers on 00Agent with a single PP7 on a ledge in front of the shuttle in the Moonraker level.

Fuck you all!
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>>595477214
You win.
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>>595478275
When you're playing multiplayer on License to Kill mode, the Klobb is objectively the best gun because of its RoF
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>>595475041
Gold gun
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>>595476671
you fuckin shitface
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how do you faggots remember this game?

I vaguely recall using a giant pen that said it was an assault rifle and slapping bitches with an orange-red sniper rifle. And jumping off a dam. But other than that this games a blur.
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>>595478918
Some of us are older than 15, you underage shithead faggot mouth breather.
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>>595478918
underage b&
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>>595478116
Oddjob was shit, I kept headshotting that faggot whenever someone picked him. I never understood this "exploit", people tried and they failed badly.

He's a poor-man's Guile from Streetfighter 2 at best.
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>>595478529
>Playing faggot-mode MP

Kill yourself
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>>595478980
young kids would remember it better you fucking retard.
Unlike yourself my childhood was spent predominantly outdoors.
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wasn't there a briefcase gun or am I tripping?
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>>595477214
So Mr Bond, do you enjoy our humble website? Also, dont murder us ty
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>>595477214
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>>595477521
Magsec 4s were my favorite guns. Loved the power and accuracy.
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>>595479104
Hard to headshot oddjob when he's sliding in circles around you blasting your crotch with dual rcp 90s.
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>>595478918
fuckin serious? how far did you even get on 00 agent mode?
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>>595476049
Oh fucking hell I can hear it in my head now. Why did you do this.
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>>595477521
Unfortunately my best mate (who held all the Goldeneye tournaments) had moved onto the Dreamcast when this came out and my other best mate wouldn't dare challenge me at teh vidya so I had to settle for bots in MP.
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>>595479645
I don't even remember what that is.
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>>595479195
Laptop gun from Perfect Dark
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>>595479783
well there's your problem.

now i'm just picturing a construction worker barging into an advanced biology lecture being all "how do you faggots remember mitochondria? all I remember are some blue jelly beans with squiggles in them"
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>>595479645
Far enough to cause people to destroy their controllers after getting shot to shit by a tiny Asian guy in a suit
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>>595475041
fukin ayyy
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>>595479575
Only if you're a shitcunt. No one dared play as that shit cunt against me. Also Jaws was an easy target, polar opposites but I'd pick him before Blowjob.
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>>595480050
Oh you were so awesome at golden eye. I bet you got all the chicks in middle school
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>>595479917
i almost beat the game on 00 agent mode. i think i remember a room where natalya configured something on a computer and you have to protect her while tons of enemies start breaking glass and shooting you from 180 degrees on two floors. there weren't enough proximity mines to get me through that.
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>>595480145
found it.. it has to have been Control, that looks exactly like the room.
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>>595480145
Controll...one hell of a level. Though I made it on 00-mode.
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Was Perfect Dark the one with that ridiculous intro where you had to play through it every time?
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>>595480381
well, that gives me hope, at least. one day i'll beat it lol
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>>595480306
Those names are so creative.
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For pure fun, nothing beats proximity mines in Complex
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>>595480145
Exactly as far as me and my bro got haha
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>>595475041
>Best weapon

means ONE, not two.
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>>595476573
You were the one sucking dick though
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>>595480381
that level honestly used to scare me. lol. I would hate when it was coming up.
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>>595480410
it also had a spelling mistake where you played in the Falicity (007 map)
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>>595480142
No, I got all my "middle school" chicks in my 20s.
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>>595480997
>Faggot
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>Not using the silenced pistol when ever its available

Step it up niggers, Bond would be chocking on his Martini at people mentioning the Klobb and other shitty automatics.
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>>595481032
keepin it classy
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>>595481182
Tfw oddjob has a bigger dick than you
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>>595477521
My brother and I played this one home made simulator called "put the child to sleep."

My brother and I would be on one team and on the other would be Perfect Peace sims. We gave them the Elvis body with human heads (like children). The only weapon on the map would be tranquilzors. So we would set out against raging little shits who needed to be put to bed.

Great times.
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All of y'all are fucking pansies. Real players used slappers only!

Fucking get on my level.
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>>595480719
lol. man... i feel like i just need to take a big step back and try to observe//problem-solve that level. because standing by natalya would always get both of us killed.
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>>595482120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxRbC9-Z2w
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>>595480145
>>595480306
Yeah Control on 00 Agent was a proper bastard
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>>595476020
/thread
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>>595478013
I hate everything about you
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this one
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>>595482493
and this of course
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>>595482300
dubs for truth. hey, best gun for Control?
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>>595479801
> not using the farsight

You're a little fruit bat aren't you
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>>595482544
shit
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>>595482613
s-sempai... please...

>wipes tears

the laptop...
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>inb4 faggot
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>>595482795
>inb4 faggot
nope. anybody who wasn't scanning the ground for remote mines in multiplayer was a goddamn lunatic.
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>>595482551
The D5K Deutsche wasnt it? Had to use it
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>Not playing one hit kill
>Rockets only
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>>595482861
>best looks
>best name
yes
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>>595483111
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silenced PP7s master race
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>tfw he disappeared
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>>595476020
Ah yes, my friends and I called it the "rape me 69"
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>>595483378
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>>595483378
i shot him every time
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>>595483756
killed him without giving him the chance to speak
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Its a fucking shame that this was in the age of splitscreens.

>tfw you could rarely ever plant remote mines and lure people into them because they watched could see you placing them

The throwing sound was a dead give away as well lol
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>>595484538

>not getting a signal splitter and two TVs then sticking cardboard over the other part of the screen
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>>595485057
>people actually did that
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>>595485057
>cardboard
definitely fantasized about building cardboard contraptions to avoid screen watching

>signal splitter
dude the game came out when I was 7. that's an age for eating Playdough, not for driving to Radioshack.
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>>595477653
That piece of shit gun couldn't even always down an enemy with one shot on License to Kill.
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>>595482300
britbong detected
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>>595477046
Named after some guy in the industry, no less.

Not accidental they chose the poorest weapon for that honor.
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>>595485057
we did this also
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>>595478013
We would custom rig the map to only have weapons that fucked with your vision. Tranquilizer, crossbow, combat knife, N-bombs. It was the best/worst thing ever.
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>>595476963
fuckin laughed my head off
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>>595481746
That is dumb and hilarious.

Good show.
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>>595482120
Marquess of Queensberry rules, you say? I like the cut of your jib, old sport.
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>best gun is gold pp7. It's literally the golden gun with increased fire rate, mag size and reload speed.
>best map is Complex
>Whoever made aztec deserves to be tortured.
>Completed every mission on 00 Agent except for Bunker 2
>The hardest challenge in the game would have to be Train + Enemy Rocket cheat (get -1:45 on Streets on Agent mode)
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>>595477214
>my id
fucking newfags
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>>595475041
Laser Gun all day
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>>595486990
Nah, a proper brit would have subbed "cunt" in for "bastard."

He be worse; he be a pretender to the crown.
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>>595476049
WHY DID YOU DO IT

>TUK, TUK, TUK AARRRGHHHHH
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>>595476049
robot confirm
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Couldn't even kill in one hit in license to kill mode.
Spray as fuck.
Still love it. Always used it when I unlocked it in perfect dark, too.
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>>595477653
A friend referred to 2x Klobb as "twice as useless"
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>>595488267
>not identifying bait
>not understanding shitposting
Ironic
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>>595483111
We already have that, it's called Halo.
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>tfw frigate was the only level to have silenced D5K's
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>>595475041
Look at that sick half grin on that fucker in the back. Lmao.

Moonraker is the best.
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