Is there anywhere I can sell myself off as a slave? I am broke,

>>595405360
your tits freak me out. looks like a very surprised face with cross eyes

whats your face look like

because that is a deal breaker

>>595405907
Nothing you need to see.

>>595405825
Uhm, sorry?

Think we could work out a deal
i could use a house slave

Sure, where you live?

>>595405360
for the first and probably last time-- face or gtfo

>>595406149
>this guy

>>595405360
sure 100 bucks a week. You cook clean and suck on demand.

>>595405360
Where?

>>595405360
Craigslist. Go there and quit attention whoring.

:/ if only you were near me, not looking for a slave, but someone to dote on / look after

Mfc?

>>595405360
So you want to be a housewife ?

Slave... kek, go find a fat lonely weird guy and make him marry you. He probably has enough money for food (being so fat).

>>595405360
is there any way of contacting you?

Would you mind moving to another country?

How old are you?

wanna come to berlin?

At least show the mouth and hair, i might have a job for you

>>595406027
A sexy redhead like you will find something. Now show that pretty face

>>595405360

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO FOUND A SUGARDADDY BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO RETARDED TO BE INDEPENDANT. NOW THEY GET RAPED DAILY AND IT'S HILARIOUS. THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD CONTINUE TO LIVE THERE WHILE OPTING OUT OF THE SEXUAL FAVORS PORTION OF THE ARRANGEMENT, HAHA.

I think what we are all looking for is a timestamp, and face with shoe on head.

Whatever you do, take some of the money and buy a pair of hips. You're like a 12 year old boy with a pussy.

Ill take that filthy old whore just get in your godamed chevy astro van and drive out to albuquerque and work that whore ass so you can take me to IHOP.

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>>595406607

You have a very nice body. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. What kind of arrangement would you want?

>>595406451
Well, I just kind of could do whatever he/she wanted me to do aslong as I get payed. I wouldn't even mind spending a few months like that, as long as they are not too rough.

>>595406285
Would that actually work? It seems like it would be against some rules or something.

>>595406521
19, only if they were to pay for the ticket.

>>595405360
there are literally people on crags list looking for your exact service.

Spread pussy up close or time stamp

>>595406952
Of course the ticket would get paid. How much are you looking to get paid and for how long?

you are super perfect, but how about the lips?

Where do you live. I will pay you weekly to be my fuckslave. Serious. How do you want to contact me? Kik?

>>595406952
I can pay you to come out to Dallas and live with me for a few months. I could use a cum dumpster like you at my place

>>595405360

prostitution is legal in Denmark, go there

Gimmie contact info I could use a hand around the house and sex is a bonus haha

hey, I'm a fat lonely weird guy, but I won't marry you. I'd be willing to take you in as a fucktoy, just on the body pic above, assuming that's actually you and you're not a neckbearded troll who gets their rocks off posting threads on 4chan.

>>595405360

Become a wife?

>>595407117
Enough to actually get my life started again, even if it were to take a couple months or however long.

>>595407137
>>595407233
Actually? I live in ND, so it would probably require travel to you.

>>595407460
>>595407580
I don't want marriage, just enough money to get my life back. Maybe If I like the person enough, we can make something more long term happen but I doubt it.

>>595405360
>None of these fags asking for timestamp
>kek
Nice one OP, got 25 neckbeards drooling

Normal guy, would pay just to hang and sex, you can stay in your own place but in the same city as me. Would pay a good amount but won't pay to move you near me. So you gotta live by me.

From SD. Email me if you wanna get to know what to expect. Diiskeetskeet312 @ gmail

>>595407703
Well, I'm interested, I have a lot of money so I'm sure I could pay you enough to get started after a while. Is there any way of contacting you?

>>595407730
Shhh! Believe

>>595407703
would you seriously do something like this, be someones personal cumbucket for a couple months? and how would this make shit better for you? nigga i hope you know your ass about to get raped since you posting like a fool

quit talking shit and get yourself together you 19 stop playing around

dis mah nigga sammy wammy

yep

>>595408244
Write the date and time on your tits

>>595407703
Add me on kik and we can talk
anonymoose.3

If you can get to wisconsin, ill help you.

>>595408309
I am living with friends and have no job. I wouldn't exactly mind doing it as long as I get the money and they actually keep me healthy. I look too bad to be in porn or anything like that, and no jobs will take me in for some reason.

>>595408200
>>595408065
Sure, let me make a gmail for this. Maybe we can work something out?

>>595407703
>Lives in ND, wonders how to sell herself.

I'm calling bullshit. MN-fag here, I've known too many women who have come back from ND saying they were propositioned right and left up there by horny oilfield workers. If you are living in the middle of one of the hottest sex trades in the US and aren't getting any offers, your face must be full on horror-show, worked over by a hillbilly with a hammer, rekt.

>>595408825
How long is your dick?

https://www.seekingarrangement.com/

to hook you up with a sugar daddy

P.s. only an occasional 3some would suffice for housing, money and a platonic friendship.

>>595407703
come to finland and live with a lottery winner, i'll buy all your shit and you can live here as long as you want. me gay anyway so you can keep that cunt of yours to yourself too, just chill with me

Damn, that makes me want to go gay.

>>595409325
>tfw anyone can be gay for enough money

>>595408825
Where in ND are you? Im over in Williston

>>595408873
Take close look at the pic. Girl got ass hair hanging so long needs a braid

>>595409182
can i have some money sir?
i'm a guy

>>595408825
Ok, just post it when you're done and I'll email you

>>595408825
so you have no job and you're already living with someone out there

and now you want to get raped besides just living with a friend oh okay nigga please biggest mistake of your life i can promise you that alrite

>>595405360
Are you interested in camming for money? I'd pay for private shows.

>>595408873
I don't live anywhere near all that oil work stuff. I could probably try that, but I would need money that I don't have. My face is fine, but my body is probably my worst asset/

[email protected] if you guys want to try to work something out, I guess?

let's see a timestamp, then i'll put my offer up as well, come to AR where it's cheap to live, you could be out on your own in a couple months. roof, food, services, and a chance to save some money, hell even take some college classes if you like. pay the rent in the bedroom and you're otherwise free to do what you like

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>>595409428
p.s. bonus points for finding the muffin.

>>595405360
Start by shaving your ass hair

I need a slave

>>595410164
I haven't really been keeping myself in the best shape, sorry. Don't need to take care of stuff no one will probably see.

>>595410067
any more pics?

>>595410111
In the hand of the guy behind you

>>595410111
in the dudes hand
>unicorn? are you sure you're not gay?

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>>595410361
You win some oc!

>>595405360
I need a slave

my fiance and i agreed that we would both be open to having sex with you. would you be ok with having sex with guys and girls op?

>>595410067
Face pic w/ timestamp. We'll be the judge.

>>595410067
it's scary how people actually go for this kinda stuff, i'm looking at multiple different scenarios here

a.) OP is a neckbearded fat guy
b.) OP is a girl, 19, young and dumb not knowing what she is doing, she'll get raped and murdered by a fat neckbearded guy
c.) OP will move from place a to b to meet someone and get robbed

>>595405360
I love the way you look ;0)

>>595410901
You forgot that they cold just be doing it for the free tickets. Like in malcolm in the middle.

>>595410901
It can't really get much worse unless I would get homeless. Can't exactly get raped either if I am just offering myself to them right? If I can get out without any permanent bodily injury than I wouldn't be too angry.

>>595411392
Come out to Williston, me or a hundred other guys would be happy to have you around

>>595411392
Come to AK we need more women

>>595411392
I'm 39, extremely attractive, and I look 25ish. I have an excellent job and lots of money. Would you be interested in being a houseslave for someone like me?

>>595411656
A hundred?! I was hoping for just one and not just be some public cumdump right off the bat...

>>595411834
>>595411694
>>595411656
Send me an email, I need to go soon. My friend wants to use the computer and is kicking me off... [email protected]

Well if you were good looking enough i suppose I could keep you as a servant. However i must warn you that i have a 12 inch penis with the girth of a monster energy drink can and i never use lubricant so you will be sore in every hole all day, every day

And by all means cry and beg for me to stop thats a major turn on for me

how are you with kids?

>>595405360
>skype
Pempheridae
Add me

>>595412359
Prove yourself than. I am alright with kids, but not the best person ever if the need arises.

>>595412359
>> datconclusiondoe

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>>595412713

I will be off now, and I will reply to your emails later! Like I said, maybe something could be worked out that would work for both of us?

The level of beta faggotry here is astonishing. I pity you "men" so much. I hope somehow your lives take a turn for the better someday.

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>>595405360
>>595405360

>>595409452
>Im over in Williston
(Implying that the internet has made it to ND.)

Timestamp tits with "this /b/ true"

Got a passport and clean to travel? Want to get out of merica and to New Zealand?

>>595405360
one time offer, I live in italy, im broke bored and lonely but we could try to manage a living together and keep eachother company and get shit done in the meantime. im obviously kidding since this isnt gonna happen but the offer is real. if you want to be a sex toy you only get points for me.

Just do camshows for pay. Girls who don't have a ton of limits on what they'll do can make absurd amounts.
It's a lot more reliable than relying on one random guy.

>>595406835
Aren't those bella thorne's nudes?

>>595410901
d.) OP is a neckbearded fat guy and will murder the fat neckbearded guy "she" sold "herself" to.

>>595413425
>only 10k a month
>only

>>595414729
Isn't US average pay like $40k/month?

>>595415161
No, a year

>>595415322
Oh, there's a difference
How much is it per month then?

>>595415442
I dunno, but 10k is a lot. I grew up on 5k a month in a family of four household and had a lot of spending money

>>595415161
no becasue that would mean the avg income of an American would be over 400k a year your autistic child. does that sound right to you?

>>595415442
>>595415617
Shit nigga, that's a six-figure salary

>>595415797
I don't know, is 400k $ a lot?

>>595415894
Damn strait it is. That neck beard was making 120000 a year. Now that's walking around money

>>595416271
What kind of job do you need to get that kind of cash?

>>595416798
I dunno man, like some sort of high-end tech job for a large company