ITT:Feminist Stories thread I'll start with one that happened

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Continue anon

Continue you also owe it to /b/ and yourself to picture document this girl when and if you can.

I'll bump

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>>595377166
OP here with part 2

>just got a pair of the Kobe 9 "bhm" (nigger month) shoes
>pic related, that's what they looked like when I got them
>inb4 sneakerfag
>inb4 i'm not black
>saved up for them, set me back by $300
>wearing them to school for the first time, being extra careful
>everyone is asking where I bought them or if they could buy them from me
>trueballerstatus.swf
>anyway, going back to art class and stargirl
>she goes to the bathroom
>fucking disgusting
>I get up to go turn in a shitty sketch I did in like 10 minutes
>as I'm up she comes back
>walks real close to me
>purposefully steps on my brand new $300 Kobes
>stomps down really hard, grinds her foot on the front, literally the farthest thing from a subtle "accident"

This shit gets heated. Shall I continue?

bemp

Stop asking just continue and finish the story faggot.

>>595378744
hurry up faggot

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feminist in a nutshell
>>595377166
>>595378744
Also BUMP

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Cunt tributing hue

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Bump

>>595378744
I swear, I would have fucking hit her for stepping on those shoes. They look good.

>>595378744
Pls

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Cunttribute

>>595378744
I hope part three involves you taking all her fucking teeth out

>>595379215
I'll need a Harpoon for that, and OP deserves a whole whale hunting set...

You better have beat the shit out of her.

Bumps

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>inb4 erribodi get on da floor
>inb4 walk the dinosaur

>>595378744

If it ends with "everybody walk the dinosaur" I'll sure be mad

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OP here with part 3 and "stargirl's" yearbook picture from right before she went full retard and dyed her hair and cut it.

Anyways...

>really noticeable scuff mark running across the front and inside
>letsgorightnownegro.exe
>loudly say "What the fuck?"
>she looks down and says "I don't have anything to apologize for."
>wtfbitch.ngr
>I respond with "Why not? You just fucked up my $300 shoes!"
>"Kobe Bryant raped a helpless girl and I will not let anyone display that pro-rape propaganda!"
>so basically this bitch ruined my $300 shoes because if you wear Kobe Bryant shoes, you are immediately a rape supporter
>killyourself.fgt
>I swing at her and she screams "Don't rape me you stupid BAKA!"
>wut.jpeg

I'll be back with part 4 soon.

>>595379973
You forgot Loch Ness monster, fresh prince, ring of fire, etc

>>595378744
>Paid 300 dollars for tennis shoes

That was the climax. The ultimate cringe.

>>595380201
This could easily have had much more content than it did

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Bump.

This is some good shit so far. While we wait, heres something I saw today at school

>>595377166
I mess with the class feminist every day lol. Just yesterday. When we were with the class in the cafeteria for a speech. One seat left, i just came from the toilet. Feminist headed for the seat. Obviously she is closer to it. I rush in and take the seat. As i land on the seat, i quickly shout, "EQUALITY HAS SET ME FREE".

>>595380228
OP here and I like the way the shoes look and it was my money, so I don't see the problem her.

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>>595380567
Shit there was supposed to be a pic

>>595380621
kek

>>595379973
It'll end better, trust me

bmup

>>595380721
And you didn't tear that shit down AC2 style?

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>>595377166
>>has been a maroon hoodie with a heart on the front
this one?

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Bumping with old football boots

>>595381109
I should have. Next time im at school late Ill rip it down and throw it in the trash

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>>595377426
That's not feminism. Just saying, there's plenty of stuff to laugh at, but that's not it.

>>595381155
That exact one but it looks old and grungy due to excessive use

>>595380201
you just went full retard and blew your cover

>related to feminazi cousin
>fat with dyed hair, this disgusting greasy skin like she doesn't shower
>a couple years ago she lost some weight and grew her hair longer, suddenly not a feminazi anymore
>whole personality changes

Fast forward to now:
>puts weight back on
>pixie haircut again, doesn't suit her fat face
>anything I say she scrutinises and takes out of context to apply it to the patriarchy and how I apparantly don't respect women
>same to any other guy with some level of testosterone, including her own father
>has a boyfriend who is more feminine than her
>legit super thin, talks as if whispering all the time

Fucking pretentious little shit. Also a fucking vegan.

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>>595380201

She looks like a female version of Tobey Maguire

>>595381023

Not if you dumbass keeps sitting in this thread instead of finishing the story which you should have typed up before even making the thread.

>>595381441
yep shes a homestuck
not bad in and of itself, but theres basically no doubt she had a tumblr now.

>>595377166

not sure if it counts its kinda boring but i think it's funny and ironic


>at friends party
>talking about women
>i say things that get a feminist girl riled up
>arguments ensue
>i say women just aren't really capable and need men to do their battles for them
>she loses it and goes and gets my friend (a guy) to force me to stop.

Finnish fagget

anybody up for a mid thraed story?

1/3

>as moots hand trailed up my thigh, i couldn't hold back the shiver of pleasure
>i felt his hot breath on my ear
>"cmon, lets go somewhere a little more… private" he stood taking my hand in his
>i knew this was wrong, my parents would kill me if they found out i was dating with what they call our "enemy"
>yet they have not done anything to me so why should i hate him?
>we stopped outside the bar
>"meet me in the woods, hurry up" he said
>"alright" i hopped on my bike and rode back home
>i parked it in the back and i went straight to the woods
>i threw off my clothes and changed into my beta form
>i ran around, lurked around until i could see his post
>then i found him in his alpha form and instantly felt embarrassed to show myself
>he had a nice, tan body, and as for me, i am pale!
>he has nice muscles while i am neckbearded
>don't get me wrong, i am strong, i just look lard assed
>"oh come on anon, there is no need to be embarrassed. i am sure you're as beautiful as the full moon"
>he looked down at me with a smile
>it instantly calmed me as i turned back into a lurker

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>>595381265
Those aren't boots you ignorant foreign piece of shit. They are "cleats". No wonder America is the greatest place on earth. You fucking foreign faggots that can even afford to wear shoes don't even know what they are called. Can't wait till we war on your shithole of a country you mudslime shitbag.

>>595380228
This, absolutely haram. Any shoes that cost $300 dollars better get you some pussy. I promise these did not.

2/3


>he just stared at my body, staring at everything, making me feel embarrassed again.
>"moot, stop staring at me like that"
>i turned around trying to hide myself
> i feel his arms wrap around my waist and soft kisses pressed against my neck
>"like i said, as beautiful as the moon"
>i couldn't help but melt into his arms
>the kissed slowly turned into him sucking on my neck, causing me to moan
>after a minute, he stopped and turned around
>"now you have a little mark to show you are mine" he said with an evil grin
>"m-moot p-please!" couldn't help but ask for more
>he pulled me into a rough kiss
>his tongue entered my mouth as we fought for dominance
>he came out on top and began his search for my mouth
> i couldn't hold back the moan as his hand touched my member
>he pulled away from our kiss and smiled
>"lay down please"
>i did as he said laying down on the ground
>he crawled on top of me kissing my lips until he reached my member
>his hot breath against my member making it twitch
>"moot, please touch me!"
>after i said that, i felt his mouth wrap around my member
>my moans came one after another as i felt his tong move around me
>he then stopped pulling away with a smirk
>he brought his finger to my mouth
>"i am going to need you to suck" he said as he brought 3 fingers to my mouth

>>595377166 (OP)
come on, need more hate!!!
moar feminist hate

>i took his hand and sucked an licked them the best i could
>he pulled his fingers out of my mouth
>"this might hurt just a little" he warned
>"alright" he stuck one finger in me, moving it around
>then the second, and the third
>at first i felt uncomfortable but then i got used to it
>and my moans started
>he pulled his fingers out and replaced them with his member
>"now i know this is really going to hurt, and i am sorry" he said as he slammed
>SLAMMED into me
>i let out a scream but he masked it with a kiss
>he started his thrusts
>once i got used to it, i made sounds i never knew i could!
>i pulled moot into another kiss
>i felt something build up into my stomach
>"moot, im going to cum" i say "me too"
>all i saw was a flash of white
>when i calmed down, moot was laying next to me holding me close
>"that was amazing" i say
>"it was" he looks down at me and kisses me
>we stay like that for a minute
>SNAP
>we both snap our heads up
>and im looking at one of my fellow thread commentors
>Heaven

thank you anons
>>595381806
>>595381732

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>>595377166

Not necessarily feminist, but same kind of shit head...
A success story:

> Highschool, years 10 & 11
> English teacher, looking back on her ENTIRE curriculum was white-guilt peddling...

> Had to cover topic like the slave trade
> White people oppressing abos in Aus
> Poems from a poetry book...literally dozens of poems, but we had to pic the ones about The Holocaust, Aparthied in SA and shit along those lines.

> Once came out with a really weird line that, looking back on it, I could tell she came straight from a "Frankfurt School-Approved" degree
> Talking about 'black comedy', as in dark, morbid, etc...not Gina Yashere being consistently as funny as dead kittens
> Chips in at one point "Although that said we shouldn't call it that, as it is wrong to label something black, because its wrong to...label a group of people...and that is....wrong"
> Silence for 5-10 secs as she stares at the floor
> I shit you not
> People glancing at each other like "wtf..."
> GoodestOfGoys.jpg

> End of year 11
> Presentations, where we had to pick a social issue to report on
> I guess this was her opportunity to see how the SJW bullshit had reprogrammed us
> I don't remember anyone doing about shit shit wanted us to
> 3-4 guys did separate reports, that they'd clearly put effort in to, on the under-reporting of black-on-white crime in the media
> She fucking squirmed!
> Awkwardly trying to chip in with rebuttals
> Class did not buy it
> Was pretty much her vs. the rest of the class

I didn't see the significance back then. It is only in the last 2 years or so I looked back and thought "Fucking hell, Ms Price was a dirty SJW. She even wore 'problem glasses', and spent 2 years shoving Tumblr bullshit down our throats". I worry that other classes may not have been so lucky, in the years that passed. Let's hope they survived.

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does this count? pic related

>>595381794
AH! a tantrum about footwear pedantics
welp i just won a game of tenderbutt anon bingo. it was a good day.

>>595381794
Ha

>>595381343
Why does this alternate between names and titles? Parasite Eve is not a character

>>595381794
vietnam

Happened over 4 years ago.

>alone and slightly drunk
>walking home late at night
>a group of 4 girls (also a bit drunk) stops me and kinda surrounds me
>apparent leader of the group asks me what I'm doing and where I'm going
>say that that's non of their business and that they should leave me alone while trying to make my way through them
>they grab and stop me and alpha bitch starts becoming aggressive
>ask what the fuck she wants
>says it's non of my business and kinda slaps me
>slightly push her away and keep walking
>she grabs me and pulls me back while they laugh
>I'm getting pissed and tell them to fuck off
>they're getting in my face and ask "or what?" while alpha bitch slaps me again
>say that if she or any other of them touches me again I'll beat the living shit out of them
>they laugh again and alpha bitch scratches my cheek with her nails
>give her a nice straight punch to the chest between her throat and tits. not full force but assertive
>they flip their shit and start jumping me
>I lose my temper and start going for full power punches and knock two of them out immediately while I have the third in a headlock
>alpha bitch still in the background from my first punch calling the police
>they're all between shitfaced and KO'd and the fight is over shortly before the cops arrive
>they all say that I attacked them out of the blue and tried to rape them so I'm arrested
>they wanna press charges

Long story short it all happened in front of a bank and the video tape cleared me so then I pressed charges and won. After the trial I thanked them for the new car considering the sum of money they had to pay me.

>>595382253
Who

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>be me
>browsing /b/
>looking for keks
>find this thread
>saged it

men are all pigs

Blump

>>595382392
Who who

>>595382457
Who the fuck cares.

>>595382367
This didn't happen.

>>595382253
the parasite eve is the alien,
but theres a female character on that game soo hes right.

>>595382367
fucking A

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>>595382367
noice
so did they try to make a defense out of being drunk?
i could think of some really nice things to say to that
about people being responsible for their actions while drunk

>>595381961
It's always, everywhere, in every class...

>>595382405
You like bacon, don't you?

>>595382367
you beta fuck. The first time someone slap you, punch back harder.

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>>595382253
Who gives a shit, it blows their fucking story out of the water.

>>595382034
Do you faggots even know what feminism is...

>>595382367
Pasta is growing stale.

>in college
>needed a creative writing credit to graduate
>decided to take a class that allowed me to only go to school two days a week
>class was called intro to blogging
>HOLY SHIT!
>it was tumblr in real life
>only person there under three hundred pounds
>semester long assignment was to upkeep a blog
>had to pick a topic
>decided to write about being captain of a soccer club and playing the schools other clubs each week
>every other blog was about being fat positive lesbian other kin gender fluid
>i was seriously terrified by these people

>>595382367
COPYPASTAAAAAA
>copypasta confirmed

>>595382405
you really dont understand sage
all it does is let you post an opinion without directly bumping the thread
a bump makes it stay here for longer
what you just said will generate replies in the long run, thus helping the thread to thrive.
fucking women. cant do anything right.

Alright, this is fucking retarded.
>Be me
>Be 2-3 years ago.
>Meet bitch while getting some coffee at the HipsterCafe
>Start talking, she's pretty normal
>She'sStilUglyAsAFuckingDogThough.jpeg
>Talk lots.
>One day, bitch calls me
>"Hey anon. Can you meet me at GetPussyResteraunt"
>"kay."
>Meet up later
>"Hey Anon, do you want to go out with me?"
>Say no, sorry, be sorry as fuck
>bitch starts crying, storms out
>waitwhat.gif
>I am now a registered rapist.

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>>595380201
Op here with part 4

>suddenly the ground violently shakes and the room goes dark
>light bursts through the seams between the door and its hinges
>the door bursts open
>I can make out a tall, dark figure
>It's Kobe
>all of the niggers pass out at the sight of him
>followed by Shaq
>supremenignog.swag
>Kobe grabs stargirl by the throat as she urinates and defecates at the same time
>he grips her neck so tight that she can't scream rape, but can only whimper in fear
>he carries her over to the paper cutter thing that's in all art rooms
>he raises the blade of it and places her head under it
>he begins to cut through her neck
>the blade is dull so Kobe really had to work at it
>he gets all the way to the bone but can't get through it
>he calls Shaq over
>Shaq raises his mighty hand and brings it down hard upon her back with tremendous force instantly shattering her spinal chord and severing the head
>Kobe begins to dribble her hollow feminist head
>the art room is a basketball court now, me and the niggers are in the stands watching in awe at the 1v1 about to go down
>it ends with Kobe dunking on Shaq for the win
>Stargirl's head bursts on the court like a watermelon
>I say bye to Shaq as Kobe approaches
>he taps my shoe with his
>scuff mark gone instantaneously
>he leaves after I thank him
>it was a good day

>>595381511

Every guy who dates one of these is a weak, effeminate vegan. Every fucking time

>>595382739
No, she's just 'Eve', not 'Parasite Eve'. Or Mitochondrial Eve, as the book sometimes dubbed her. Pretty sure he meant Aya.
But there's also Dreamfall, etc. It's like the author knew they had female protagonists, but couldn't be bothered to google their names

>>595383043
nice try faggot

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>>595382840

>>595382367
Sounds like wishful thinking.
Are you butthurt?
Also sounds beta neckbeard

>>595382405
I kekkled

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>>595383184

>>595382940
so, when you heard blogging irl, what did you /think/ would happen?

>>595382819
>thinks giving a warning is beta
Must be nice being 12

>>595383043
Legendary

>>595380228
/thread

>>595381658
The irony, subtlety, humoured me.

>>595383041
There's a big fucking gap in your shitty story.

Did you rape her or something?

>>595383184
Kek

>>595381511
>>595381511

Every guy who dates one of these is a weak, effeminate vegan. Every fucking time

>>595383043
It may be a piece of shit, but at least somebody finished OP's story.

>>595383381

ha thanks i was hoping someone would like that

>>595383270
It is beta... its like "ill see if i can solve this with words first, because im afraid of fighting a girl".

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>>595382367

>>595381555
Topkek

>>595383564
You're a moron

underage b&

>>595383499
>implying that was bad
OP is a faggot, most these stories are faker than my tits. That story was the best thing about this shitshow.

>>595383043
Kobe be praised

>>595383683
And you are a submissive pussy. Women are objects. Do you allow your TV to hit you?

>>595383252
The course description made it out to be a journalism class. My classmates blogs were about how the whole world was conspiring to destroy them. I had to critique them and be polite about it.

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>>595383240

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>>595383738
reveal your mammaries

>>595383564
Confirmed man-child.

>in hs psychology class
>doing assignment where we make unbiased surveys andhand them out to people
>radical feminazi did her project on you guessed it:
>feminism
>her survey was totally biased
>questions like 'how are women objectified in vidya?' ect
>I told her I wasn't going to do the survey bc it was biased
>week passed
>presenting projects in class
>another girl does a project on feminism or rape or something
>girl gets emotional
>triggered.amv
>looks at me and and screams
>"DO YOU STILL THINK RAPE IS FUNNY?"
>I calmly told her just because I didn't fill out her biased survey doesn't mean I think rape is funny
>she ran out of room
>whole class thought she was nuts

she also bragged about how she wouldn't talk to her bf until he supported feminism, and about how proud she was for "converting him"

>>595379731
ha

>>595384184
Your leech lord summons you, oh great Knight in shining white armor.

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>>595384043

>>595380201
>Implying any of this happened

>>595384435
how is he being a white knight?

Ggnore

>>595384591
Oh, that's not what I meant, I was just going for the facial expression

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>>595383043
OP here with a prologue

>none of that happened obviously
>I fucking tackled her and beat the shit out of her
>now I'm suspended for 2 weeks
>pic related, it's when she and some faggot won "most unique" as class favorites when she started wearing the maroon hoodie

And for clarification OP did write part 4

>>595381658
BWAHAHAHA

>>595384776
Fuck I meant epilogue

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>>595384043

>>595377166
Do you live in canada

>>595381343
Why sans prime?

>>595384718
carry on

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OP please deliver.

>>595384917
OP here
I live in the US

>>595380228
This

>>595385122
OP did deliver

>>595383383

no you dick she was pissed and falsely reported him

this happened to me like 4 week ago
>be in 12 grade
>be in informatic class, sit next to feminist
>on my other side a guy
>want to shock him with stupidity
>tell him he should google freebleeding
>he goes whatthefuckhowcansomebodythisstubid.gif
>feminist girl next to me starts to defend freebleeding
>i say its the most dumb and antisocial thing a person could do
>she says its natural and she wants ne right to do it if she wants
>i say it destroys public property
>she says its natural and not ugly and she wants the right to do so
>i say its unhygienical and blood is virulent
>she screams muh patriarcy(i stopped listen to her at this point)
>i say than i want the right to bleed whenever and wherever i want
>she says k
>i say she would find it horrible ugly if i would start bleeding at her right now
>she says no, thats all natural
>pull out knife, at this moment she realized she said that to the false guy, her eyes look at the knife in panic
>cut my own hand, she is shocked, unable to do anything
>hold cutted hand over her head, blood starts dripping into her hair and face, still to shocked to do something other than look at me helpless
>teacher realizes what is happening, get send to principals office
>i say she allowed it
>principal goes wtf!
>i tell the whole story, later other guy says it was the thruth
>get forced to go to phychology test
>now i therapy but was totally worth it
>girl never looked me in my face or tryed to convince me i rape her again

>>595381265
Cool, i've always wanted them, only got the f10

>>595384320
Mum sure most of these types of people would LOVE to be raped. Think of the leverage it would give them: they would no longer have to fake being triggered, as the lunatic in your story.
Also, I'm sure her bf merely defused her passively: "feminism is fine whatever".

>>595384776
You've done good op moot's proud

>>595381658
Fucking kek

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>>595377166
Alright, I got a story.
>be me
>junior year of high school
>be in french class
>see somebody wrote something really autistic on my desk
>respond by drawing an arrow pointing to it, and writing "whoever wrote this has full blown autism."
>meanwhile, 3 periods later, notorious feminazi, and leader of what my friends and others called "the feminist legion", let's call her Emma (it's her name) gets all triggered and flips her shit.
>tells the teacher about it
>teacher tells emma she'll talk to me about it.
>teacher doesn't talk to me about it because teacher doesn't care.
>i'm untouchable
>walk up to emma
>tell her "look, I heard about the desk thing in french, and I promise you, I wouldn't do that. I know I say a lot of shitty things, but I wouldn't be dumb enough to write them on a desk. And I'm sure whoever did do it has got some serious full blown autism."
>she's speechless
>I walk away
Emma still refuses to talk to me, which is a shame because she's a serious qt3.14, like 8.5/10, she's just a collosal cunt, so if anyone wants to teach me the art of brainwashing so I can fix that, please contact me.

>>595385312
That's not what the story says.

>>595377166
>be me
>decide to go to the mall with my wife
>wife decides to drink some before going
>get to the mall and wife is a bit drunk
>start walking inside and her someone yelling
>notice a ham beast yelling at a man
>shes pussy he held the door open for her
>starts telling him he is why she is scared of men and she's stronger than him and doesn't need anyone to hold a door open!
>wife gets pissed
>runs over and tells the hambeast she needs to find an ocean to swim in as the only man she will get is a manatee
>she asks the guy if he will hold the door open for her
>hambeast storms off crying yelling loudly hoping for a white knight
>we go inside and get some food

>first year of college
> English teacher makes first essay on how today we live in a rape culture
> drop class after getting F on paper detailing how rape culture is a fabrication of radical feminism

>>595384776
Picture upside down
>almost broke neck doing backflips

>>595386007
This genuinely pisses me off more than anything in the thread

>>595385420
>now I therapy
>I therapy
We are all therapy.

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OP here, anyone want more stories about stargirl? I have a few of shorter ones, they aren't as good but kind of entertaining.
Here's some that I have
>When she thought I liked her
>when she was in my art class in 7th grade
>when she sat at my lunch table
>when she sang jap stuff on the bus

>>595385891
i will find, and then fuck your wife
sorry for you but she is to good for a common /b/tard

>>595382367
FUCK YES. Good work, anon.

>>595384362
If he lost weight and wasn't a faggot I bet he'd be bretty cool

>>595386262
When you thought you like her plz.

>>595386262
just post it, keep the thread alive

>>595386262
sure OP, but try to pretype that shit

>>595385420
This, like everything else in this thread, didn't happen.

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>>595386262

> astronomy class in shit community college
> professor taking roll like its 7th grade
> gets to fat feminist
> calls her name
> she gets pissed and stands up and declares loudly that she goes by rocket
> hops on her crutches and sits back down with a smug look on her face

>>595386624
ssshhh
We can dream

bump
>one of my ex's was a femenist
>just agreed whenever she started talking about rape culture
>saw her as a cute but load, retarded little kitten
>got sex for it

>>595386261
i was once from age 7 to 13 but then i got bored and stopped but since 4 weeks im in therapy again while happily trolling this idiot that wants to find out whats wrong with me but actually im quite well since im started with mdma, its just, you know, radical feminism triggers me

>>595380621

Brilliant.

>>595377166
Things that never happened: the story. OP's tale of faggotry as he tries to impress people who don't care about him over the internet. He has no friends.

>>595380201

Okay but... you shouldn't really wear shoes that can be "ruined" if someone steps on them.

Unless you're gonna get up all "fancy" and wear a dress.

>>595386624
i did
it was no big knife, just a swiss officers knife so it isnt forbidden in school

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>Be me
>17
>Went on a date with girl
>Take her to nice restaurant
>She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
>Ask for the check
>The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table
>Look of horror comes across the girl's face
>I reach for the check and place my credit card inside
>She begins to tremble
>Tears well up in her eyes
>I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
>I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it
>The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
>She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away
>The waiter returns to take the check away
>All is lost to her now
>Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap
>Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry
>I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me
>I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
>"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears
>I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face
>And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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>>595386799

>>595386799
>>595386772
probably the only true stories here

>>595387012
No you didn't.

>>595386134
You failed because you were wrong.

>>595386799
>my gf is a feminist
>agree with her whenever she talks about how dumb modern feminists are
>see her as a cute but loud, adorable kitten
>get sex for it
She's fucking cute as fuck when she has a couple beers, get's all angry at people since she's tiny as fuck and can't handle it.

>>595382183
Cringe

>>595386262
>>595386397
>>595386436
OP here, will deliver

>be me
>8th grade
>it's wednesday
>stargirl sits at my lunch table
>I go buy food
>come back
>everyone's looking at me
>she apparently told everyone that I secretly like here and it's really obvious
>I am outraged
>I loudly ask why I would like a fat bitch who always whines about women's rights
>triggered.jpeg
>she throws her tray on the floor
>screams some shit about the patriarchy
>runs away like sonic
>didn't see her until next week

I'm kind of scared that she liked me.

>>595386262
For the love of god take a photo the right way up......

>>595387030
top kek

>>595387030
10/10, would read again.

>>595387030
That pasta is pretty stale

>>595387153
I'm not him, and he wasn't wrong

>>595386007
This can't fucking be real...

>>595386134>>595386007

Sorry, I meant he failed because he was wrong.

>>595387153
Feminist detected.
Tits or gtfo.

>>595385799
Anonsan, you have shown desire to learn the talent of brainwashing.
> imprison feminazi in basement
> feed her only your semen
> she will associate semen with nourishment
> play good cop/ bad cop, you're bad cop, your penis is good cop
>bad cop takes away, good cop gives
> she associates penis with goodness
>????
> sex

>>595385420
Timestamped picture of hand faggot

>>595387225
are you dating my ex? kek

>>595387500
You into man boobs?

>>595377166
>dog peopleso you're saying she likes s/fur

>>595387136
if you think this way, who am i to destroy your concept of reallity where nobody does disturbing things becouse he loves the look in others peoples eyes

>>595387456
Even taking whether or not he was correct out of the equation, it's still worthy of anger for the fact that she would set such a heavily loaded question as an essay topic

>>595387639
Did you date her in Sacramento?

>>595382367
STALE COPYPASTA

>>595387776
Dude, that's how education works.

>>595387714
I know you didn't do it because you're a pussy and that's not an appropriate reaction for any school administration.

>>595387424

but he likes it the wrong way down

>>595387686
You into being a cuck?

>>595387449
I wish it wasn't real. Then maybe I would have passed the fucking class.

>>595387994
This.

>>595387030
stale pasta, but still good

>>595387994
No, it isn't. At least not in my experience. If my Englis teacher had wanted an essay on that subject it would have been something more akin to "Evaluate the treatment of rape in socity", which is not a loaded question.

>>595388072
Man, that is some bullshit. I'm sorry man, that's retarded that you had to drop for that.

>>595387883
nope, I guess little bitches just feel more oppressed

>>595388072

there needs to be a way to go over professors heads, they can get away with too much.

if you followed the guidelines you should not get failed if you wrote a nicely written argument.

grading systems are out of order.

the whole systems OUT OF ORDER

sorry channeling my inner pacino for a second.

but seriously my brother is a professor at Penn State and it's crazy what he sees the teachers and faculty get away with

paterno sandusky aside.

granted that place Happy Valley just soudns like and acts like some sort of cult

>>595388225
Well today things are different with modern feminism spreading rapidly trigger warnings and such like that have become hot topics. The very same teacher the first week had us think about whether or not every class should have a trigger warning in the syllabus.

>>595385799
kek'd at dat ending

>>595377166
continue with your tale, op.
i'm liking where this cringe story is going

>>595380228
This. Who the fuck spends 300 dollarydoos on shoes? I mean, what the fuck?

>>595388256
I feel like you didn't read my post very closely.

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>>595387576

>>595386007
I want to know what sources you used for that paper.

>>595385012
Metroid prime gave samus a voice, so they tuned her into a simpering nanny who broke down crying every 5 minutes and constantly sought approval from a dickhead with a fancy hat

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>>595387577

>>595388225
This, education is about being presented a topic in an unbiased manner, and being asked to evaluate it. If your idea of education is having bias shoved down your throat without the chance to appeal to the topic giver with a different viewpoint, you should never become a teacher.

>>595380683
>Paying 300 dolary doos for that shit
>Thinking that clothes makes you baller
>Being that carrefull for THINGS

Cringe indeed.

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>>595387576
i have no words for this

>>595388757
Any fucking tumblr post.

>>595388559
jesus fuck
I should stress however that I am English, and our educational system is marginally less retarded

>>595388007
pay to win private school that knowed that im special when im joined the school ^^

>>595380721
It's a damn fine poem, though. Shame that that generation of afro americans didn't have a better effect on their decedents.

>>595388770
no scar

>>595380201
So much potential. All wasted

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>>595380683
/fa/ here. I understand, bro.
>wearing pic related

>>595388999
nice trips into dubs but sharp blades dont create scars

>>595387030
Always loved this post, man.

>>595378744
Those shoes are dope as fuck

>>595387030
Fucking kek'd

>>595382940

Hey Keegan. Still being beta and hating your mother for making you do chores?

>>595380201
I would totally go starfucker on this bitch

>>595388891
I should leave the USA the educational system is going nowhere but down.

>>595389395
Either bait, or massive newfag

wasted quints:
>>595388888

>>595387714
Photo+timestamp then.

>>595389644
Wasted dubs

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>>595389572
If it is bait, you just gobbled the shit out of it

>>595389689
i already delivered newfag, but it was 4 weeks ago, no bloodyblood still on my hand

>>595386935
>niggers

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>>595389171
Bull fucking shit. Did this at work in a kitchen five years ago. It's an awful picture but there is a scar on my index finger.

>>595383184
Feminists say if you wear something like that you're asking for it, yet wearing slutty clothes isn't.

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Fake as story baka-ass nigger this is cringe more than anything

>Sitting in the back of my U.S Government class
>we constantly discuss current events so I kinda zone out
>Talking about wage gap and some movie star who made less than a male movie star because she was a female
>I like the teacher so I just play devils advocate sometimes
>Tell her, "I understand in some situations that there is a difference in income between genders, but it is hard to sympathize with someone who makes $40 million instead of $50 million"
>keks where had
>Out of no where SJW bitch slut appears
>Fat, ugly, doesn't seem to care about her appearance in the slightest
>Spews "Well maybe you should care about the women of color who makes 75 cents to the dollar a white male makes" (or something like that)
>Like I care about niggers
>Doesn't look me in the eyes when she says it
>Just calmly tell her as I stated before I do care (not really) But I am talking about this specific situation
>I don't say anything in that class anymore because she always throws those SJW one liners in

>>595390276
but it is broken and not scarred

>>595388770

I'm not seeing a wound, fag. For a wound to bleed enough to drip you're looking at about four to five weeks for the flesh to knit properly and skin over. Moreso, in fact, if it's on a commonly-flexed area of skin like the palm of the hand.

> ITT fags make up stories that never happened

>>595390457
no it's completely different! What he was wearing was actively oppressing women however no woman deserves to be raped just because some of their skin is showing.

>>595390613
>anon is making way too big a deal about some autistic story on the internet.

>>595379731
kek

>>595390663
You're right, they don't. But he didn't deserve to be attacked for a harmless shirt, either.

>>595390850
Is this your first day on /b/? This is basically all we do here

>>595380201
>OP claims non-nigger status
>swings at girl for stepping on shoes

NIGGER DETECTED

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>>595390613
We've got a professional wrist slitter here. Just fucking do it faggot, kill yourself already

>>595390663
Funny thing is, no woman has been oppressed since before they got the right to vote. Women have more rights now than ever. Who gave them the right to protest and have free speech? Men. Deny it all they want, the only reason they can even claim "oppression" is because men decided they were people too.

>>595380201

Holy shit she looks just like my first ex wtf

>>595391149

After you, sweetie c:

>>595384776
I keep thinking she's attractive until I turn my head

>>595377166
OP is underage B& and his story is bullshit.

Only thing I believe is that he got his parents to spend too much on shoes for him.

>>595382940
I took a journalism module last term at uni because fuck doing law, shit sounds difficult.
One of the hamplanets there was a full Tumblr thing, I made her cry once

>>595382940
you deserve an F for not trying to trigger them constantly

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>>595391288
lol what an emote using dick sucking faggot muffin. Get the fuck off /b/ and go talk to your gay little cutter friends on AOL instant messenger.

>underage b&

>be out drinking with m8s
>drunk as fuck, bar closed
>kebab fuck yeah
>get into line
>comon comon, work faster you sand monkeys
>so close
>soon my turn
>bumped from behind
>wait what, she came like 1 minute ago
>she sneaked trough the whole line and was about to pass me aswell
>told her to get the fuck behind in line
>ugh, EXCUSE ME?!
>told her to get the fuck behind in line, im not letting you pass me, i got a spine.
>tensions up, people notice me and her argue
>she starts to raise her voice, and i realize im going to make her look like a fool by acting mature
>goes on about how iam the fattest piece of lard ever and i dont need that fucking kebab
>friend say, common dude, just let her pass etc
>nope.jpeg
>tell her, i might be fat, but i can diet, ugly people like you are fucked, and jugding by your character, getting pissed off by me not letting you sneak in line you have truly shown how awefull of a person like you are. you are pathetic .
>bitch goes apeshit
>and goes out of the line to cry to her whiteknight
>hello sir, what can i get for you tonight, ask the sand nigger
>nothing, im just here to proove a point. i take a big step out of the line myself, and tell the person behind me, looks like its your turn.
>bitch flipps, how i wasn't even gonna get food, everybody laugh at her as she gets made.
>high fives was recived.


i was drunk and bored, not much of a femnazi but bitch green text atleast.

(English is not my native language)

>>595391602
He achieved that by virtue of having a penis

I've...kind of got one?
>bf pulled back muscle playing football, so can't really bend.
>go to mall for Xmas shopping.
>in Macy's, he accidentally drops bag he was holding.
>starts to bend to get it.
>I say no, dear, let me.
>as I pick it up, he says good, I'd hate to have to kick your ass.

It should be made known that we joke assholishly back and forth like this. If you can't pretend to be a douche to your significant other, why be with them? Anyway...

>blonde, soccer mom type with the 'can I speak to the manager' haircut chimes in.
>"you don't need to take that kind of thing from him. She is not a dog for you to order around! Put that down and make him pick it up. You shouldn't be with a jerk who makes you carry around his bags."
>I am momentarily speechless.
>idea.
>please don't hurt me, baby. She didn't mean it.
>being the assholes we are, he grabs my sleeve roughly and walks me out.
>we both laugh as she starts bitching to the sales lady about what animals men can be and how stupid some girls are to stay with them.

>be in 5th grade
>first encounter with crazy feminist
>her name was ms branch and she hated boys
>not sure if she became a teacher just to punish boys or didn't realize that half the class was going to be boys when she took the job
>anyhoo
>a regular act for her was to punish all the boys collectively when something went wrong and she didnt know who did it
>someone broke the water fountain? every boy misses recess
>someone's lunch stolen? every boy misses recess
>we all lost recess for a week once because she said a boy was stealing chalk
>who the fuck steals chalk?
>she got a ton of complaints about it but the school never stopped her

>>595377166
Holy shit please

>>595387153
the problem is that there shouldn't be a wrong answer. If it's English class, he should just be allowed to write whatever he wants, and be graded on the quality of the work, rather than whether or not it lines up with the professor's views.

>>595391744
you can drop the parenthetical, your english is better than half the people on here

>>595391744
are you dutch

>>595381961

That filename didnt lie more of chick plox?

>>595389141
how many dicks can you fit in your ass at once?

>>595385420
Cause everyone just carries a knife around in school...

you guys need to stop posting this feminist hate shit..
Every time I've almost forgotten about it, there it is again. You make me hate
Now I want to raid femfreq and the twatfucks on twitter.
Why you do this to me?