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NEET/Comfy general thread
Plan on relaxing all day yall. Post stuff that can enhance comfyness
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>>595315945
just woke up and ordered some food. now i wait and smoke bowls.
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I'm getting comfy today too!
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NEET Army reporting
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>>595315945
That's exactly what I'm doing now. In a warm bed thinking about women. Just more internet and fapping.
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>>595316492
Same
>>595316720
This too
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>TFW at work and cannot relate to you NEETS, but I wish I could.
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MFW I'm browsing 4chan and watching netflix at work and don't give a fuck. I'm getting paid!
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I just became unemployed, does that count?
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>>595317079
So am I
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>>595317079
>>595317184
Jobs? I'd like one like this.
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>>595317079
Same. 2 more hours and I'll continue it at home.
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>>595317160
Yep! Welcome to the life!
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>>595317079
dude im like that too. staying home feels like so much better when you like worked a whole week, then there is your whole weekend to relax, chill, vidya, smoke weed . when i was a neet too(for like 4 years playing wow doing nothing just smoking weed and vidya) everyday were the same, it was shit honestly
getting high is much better also bc i know i earned it, and have to worry about nothing.
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>>595317288
I work at the front counter of a newly opened pharmacy. Making 11 an hour, and gonna ask for more raises. I don't do shit but stock, price, order stuff, and keep it all maintained and cleaned.


With that being said, 80% of the time, I'm sitting on my ass lurking.
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Lived N.E.E.T for almost a year, the first two months it was ok but after that it was pure hell.
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>>595317079
Where do you live? It's 720 in ca
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also 4.20 blaze it motherfuckers iTS TIME
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>>595317288
I clean dog shit and half my paycheck is probs me lurking on /b/
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>>595317486
Get a load of this guy
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>>595317517
>>595317634
Nice, so basically find a job where they need someone full time there, but there isn't really enough work to keep your busy all day?
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>>595317288
Private security for a military contracting site. It's something I recommend while going through college if you want to make a little above minimum wage- enough to keep you afloat really. My specific post allows me to fuck around but also gives me the flexibility to do my studying and homework... At work. Fuck yeah man, feels good.
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>>595317707
Exactly.. I need a new job tho
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>>595317322
Out of a job for two weeks for the first time in eleven years. I'm getting severence and unemployment monies. The life is good!
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>>595317688
you know it, and everyone else who was a neet knows it mate, it doesnt feel right, its not comfy at all, maybe for a few weeks
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>>595317486
Nah, I can relate. 4 years of WoWcrack almost ruined my life. Thankfully my job isn't even the least bit stressful so I can't really say I appreciate the weekends as much as someone who works their hands to the bone. This shit is so chill, I don't even need weed, waste of money imo if done out of boredom.
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i am a planefag and i find this the most comfy sound in existance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo
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>>595317590
San Fernando Valley, the ass end of Cali. Rent is affordable though.
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im 19 in college and I need something that pays more than minimum but not fucking McDonald's or a cashier. Something you can actually move up in or st
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>>595318053
Saved! Thanks m8. Engine sounds like that put me right out.
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i would love to just get a some weed
Get a little bit high eat some ben and jerrys and play vidya
The problem is i lost contact to the one person who sold me weed
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>>595317983
also going to bed, when all you did all day is sit on the computer, drink coffe, smoke , whatever, doesnt feel right either, you are not tired, you just go to sleep and thats it. when i was living the neetlife weed put me to bed all the time, cant imagine how it feels like living the neetlife sober, day after day
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>>595318174
I mentioned private security earlier. Go through a company like allied barton or securitas. They'll find you employment. Do not work for any small stores like CVS. Large facilities and malls are where it's at. The bigger the place, the better so there is little oversight. I hope it helps.
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coming down from a weird E and pep trip
can´t focus on anything else then my mouth even when im stoned i can´t relax

anyone with experience here to help a mofo out?
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>>595317905
Lol learn to comfy bro. life Is about the experience bro not worthless tangible things
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>>595317486
Hahahahaha! Sucker!
Enjoy handing the majority of your life over to the man!
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>>595318382
It felt empty from what I remember. The only thing that helped me get through the day was knowing I was engaged during those times. Too bad I left her but I'm making something of myself now.
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>>595317983
>Not smoking the herbals to unwind after a comfortable day
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>>595318330
Dude iv fucking been there, its like, when your broke, niggers be like " you need some cuh " , wait til you get some extra cash and those goddamn sonsa' bitches aren fucking nowhere to be found.
Then have to do all the awkward asking around to people you used to know.
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>>595318611
hope you love yourself, and enjoy your company mate, because that all you get, because thats all you want. i have no idea how can anyone feel right doing what you guys do, just spending every day at home, day after day. and its all the same shit. dont you fucking tell me you enjoy video games anymore. what makes you get up the morning? anything you look forward to? i dont think so..
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this is best tread ever. I am sick right now, but some how comfy.
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>>595318436
Feel like I'll get shot. all the jobs are like 1hr away or in bad towns aka niggervills
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This is the most comfortable thing ever. Also, it looks like they are about to tag team that bitch.
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Yeeeeaa buddyyy
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>>595316862
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But anon, I have type 2 trigeminal neuralgia, and am so high on a combination of stimulants and depressants that I just can't find myself nor stop whining about it! It is as though I have lost key parts of myself and in its place thrown together a crude shell personality to assume the roles my intact mental faculties would be performing.

I am not comfy at all. not at all anon.
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>>595318863
Enjoy striving for validation you don't need faggot.
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>>595318765
>Spending money on useless shit everyday to suppress a feeling or relaxing because of anxiety
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>>595318489
bump for a stoner who cant get one with the universe anymore thanks to speed and fukken extasy
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smoking dem herbs

what's your guys comfy food?

kebab master race here
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>>595319293
hahaha i love evil dead cat
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>>595319234
> not growing your own Marijuana
haha I guess everyone can't be born and raised in cali
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>>595317905

shit I've been a NEET for 11 years
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>>595318863
No, not at home like the rest of the neets. I spend my days at the beach surfing, or making porn, or putting lights on things at parties. I figured out how to get paid to do things I wanna do anyway. But if I wanna stay in bed, I do that as long as I want.
I'm mostly here for the comfortable-ness.
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>>595315945
I'm sick, stuck in the house.
bored.
there's no food in the house.
i really want some pickles right now.
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>>595318863
Sometimes one thing can go bad and cause this to happen.
>My Car totals
>Can't make it to work on time
>Can't graduate GED because no money for tests
>Nobody hires who they don't already know here, fucking catch 22
>My gf makes good money
>I try to keep up everything as best as I can with my free time, odd jobs, food stamps ect.

I get so brow beat from employers telling me no that I lose the will. And I do get stir crazy, but I'm forced to just spin my wheels for an opportunity.
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>>595319596
thats some dedication mate.
are you a heavy drinker? do you smoke weed?
and if you say you lived all those years sober, every single day, when every day is the same, im going to kill myself, right here right naow
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Time to be comfy all day today.

Im watching speedruns on Youtube!
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You can be comfy too, even if you actually going to work, or school. and you will appreciate those comfy time 200% times more. end the fucking neetlife and start living. i fucking promise you will be much happier and probably you wont killyourself b4 age 30
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>>595320280
someones mad
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>had some breakfast
>cleaned my place a bit
>sat on the couch
>gettin' comfy
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>>595319590
>Live in San Fernando Valley
>Shit's everywhere
>Still don't need a substance to unwind
>Not paying extra high electric bills from indoor lights to grow illegal weed that could get my ass busted and taken to jail
>Don't need a prescription for weed 'cuz healthy and not a bitch
Fuck my office chair is so comfy right now.
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>>595320362
someones sad
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>>595319596
I smoke cigarettes and drink coffee profusely.

I don't smoke weed.

I have probably been all out drunk 20 times in the last 11 years, I don't drink very well, I can't hold my alcohol.
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>>595320280
hard work pays off over time,
laziness pays off now.
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>>595319760
Teach me your ways, sensei.
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>>595319865
Y not make the monies on the interwebs? Fuck employers. They're a bunch of dicks.
Why not make a bunch of stupid videos and put them on jewtube.

I find sandy beaches pretty comfortable.
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>>595320688
isnt youtube money like super low? if not you probably need to put years in your channel to grow that big
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>>595320688
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>>595320537
> not prepping for outdoor growing season
>not having a guerilla growing spot
> being from CA and and not smoking gods gift to the world?
hahaha enjoy your work and Indian infested shit tier part of ca
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>>595320688
Cuz no internet or cable, we have gone back to stocking up a DVD library, I have lots of vidya too. But since I can't find work, pleasures like WiFi had to be cut out, so Atleast I'm not wasting away in front of a screen. I do however use a lot of data, I have to do everything from applications to renewing EBT from my phone. Sometimes can go to McDonalds for WiFi, but it never works there.
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have a comfy
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>>595321022
Nice dubs.
I was naked. And high. And getting paid.
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Wish I had a private oasis, I'd smoke and kick back under the tiki torches as the cool ocean air blew in over the moonlight horizon.
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>>595321111
>>595321111
>Nice quads
>Sounds like too much work and hassle plus chance of getting caught for a buzz
>Where are the Indians at? Been a while since I've had Indian stink dick
>Am genuinely enjoying work atm
God's gift to the world? Nigga, clean water is God's gift to the world. Get your priorities straight.
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>>595320280
suicide is the ultimate comfy. bonus points if hell is real, so you can be toasty for eternity
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>>595321150
How are you still shitposting with no internet? Steal that sweet wifi from your neighbors!
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>>595321802
4g... Also, I used to get WiFi from the neighbors for like two years, then all the sudden their WiFi name stopped showing up on my connections list, dunno what happened. Now everybody else's is WEP'd..
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>>595321735
> thanks
> chance is minimal if spot is good
> genuinely enjoying work
> yea ok slave wage
pic related. It's you after reading all the comfy posts in this thread wishing ya could
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>>595322120
have you tried their default router passwords, etc?

I live in an apartment building.. it's like fish in a barrel.
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>>595319199
I'm beginning I should just let go and let everything I've run from overtake me. In this mental space I feel I can do anything.

It's subzero temperatures outside, and there's plenty of windchill. My body has been sculpted by to survive starvation, extreme temperatures, and extreme physical exertion. How could I last I just started walking? Fuck the greyhound. Fucking leaving the state. Fast twitch muscle doesn't generate heat worth a damn, with my torn up worn out limited clothing, I don't know how long I would last.

Only one way to find out. I've dragged my feet enough. I need to go far away from this place, I'm withering. I have long since embraced death. there is no fear, for I am half dead already.
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>>595320620
Dream it, do it. Think of the craziest thing and tell people that you're gonna do it. Get the early preparation on record, and show people that it's happening. They sort of naturally follow your path and help you complete the dream. It helps to be in California. I came here with a backpack of clothes and $1000.
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>>595322367
Iv thought of that but don't know how to find out what they are..
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My dog
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i'm chillin with my cat
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>>595322287

>Forget people garden for a hobby

>pic related
>Bubba when you go to jail for getting caught growing weed

Wage slave? Fuck me! Sitting here in this super comfortable chair in my office whilst browsing 4chan and reading up on electrical engineering and psychology whilst getting paid is fucking slave labor! How dare my employer hook me up with this super comfy job where all I have to do is wave people and the rare vehicle by through a gate! They don't pay me enough to do this shit! I should start smoking weed to relieve my angst at being a wage slave, poor me!
>At least what I'm doing isn't illegal
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>>595322530
You got an email so we can talk? I'd appreciate a contact like yourself.
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Because neet, iv gotten good at making homemade smoking devices, this pill bottle pipe with a mini liquor bottle fitted to it gets me high as fuck
Anyone do this?
Pic related.
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>>595323564
Okay anon since your so anxious to tell us what you do.. tell us what you do
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The memory foam filled palace in the woods. It's a teahouse we set up for a hippie music festival.
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>>595323935
Private security for a military contracting site. I recommend it for college students like myself. It's basically like taking an 8 hour long lunch break. But hey, stick to gardening, I'm sure it pays the bills. Do what makes you happy, just don't push your beliefs on others.
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>>595324270
420 blaze it faggot
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So basically you guys don't like jobs because you're convinced laziness is good? Righto.

Selfish cunts the lot of you.
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>>595323722
Message me on the porno site I work with.

http://beta.kinklive.com/kink-live/#m=show.56868
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>>595324454
This guy
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>>595324929
Alright cool thanks man.
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>>595324574
Actually, jobs suck because the employer gets everything they want, and you have no power in the relationship. Plus you have to get out of your comfortable bed at arbitrary times so you can drag your ass to the office and look busy. Work from home is ok though.
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Newfag here, so wtf does NEET mean?
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>>595315945
moot lied to us.

https://archive.today/Aqa5W
^ 4chan mods irc chat logs.
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3:48AM

Got drunk earlier and streamed on Twitch. Gonna sleep all day.

Before anyone gets mad, yes I wish I had a girlfriend. At the same time, sleeping without interruption is awesome.
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>>595315945
I'm jearous. I onry get to be comfry until 4... Then I must work -_-
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