Guys I fucked up >Have gf over >Things are going really

>>595249482
The fuck is special butter

>>595250269
like with the ganja perhaps?

>>595250269
Dude it's a little weird, it's not semen and it's not illegal, but I actually want advice not just shit about my butter.

>>595249482

She just realised that she not into drug-dealing bob marley-wannabee hippie faggots.

>>595250611
maybe you should try talking to her faggot...

I wanna know about the butter

>>595251225
Butter is more interesting than the issue op. Explain the butter first

>>595250971
Mother fucker, it's not weed butter. I just, I have a special supplier who gets me butter milked from other kinds of mammals. This week it's from dog milk, the label said "Dog Butter" and I guess she doesn't get the wholisticness of it.

>>595249482
We need to know about the butter, you faggot. If we can't know about it, then we don't know how bad it is and can't give you any fucking advice. You say it's not illegal, but there are a lot of things at different levels of bad that are not illegal that could be in your 'special butter'.

Quit being a humongous faggot and give us all the information so we can respond adequately.

>>595251632
>inb4 shitstorm

>>595251632
lol dog butter.

>>595251632
That's weird. Explain to her why you don't like normal butter then. Maybe she thinks you are some dog fucker

>>595251632
doge butter

>>595251632
Must be an Asian

>>595251632
Tell her it's a joke and not actually dog butter.

>>595251632
10/10. Lost.

>Is this YLYL?
>no?
>lost anyway.

>>595251965
Much butter
Very like
Taste yum

>>595251632
> Dog butter

Dude...

>>595251632
Holy shit.

That's pretty fucked up. There's no reason why you should be eating anything out of a dog. Fuck your 'holisticness', that's just plain fucked.

>>595251855
It's not that weird. I wanted to know what different kinds of butter tasted like so I found out how to get it. Dog butter is pretty good but it's a little sweeter than I would like. I usually end up putting it on toast more than anything else. I know it's a little weird but people eat goat cheese and shit so idk how it's different.

She doesn't like that you eat dog cum?!? Obviously not your type then.

What the fuck is wrong withyou op?

>>595252165
It's not cum, faggot, it's milked from dogs, like you would milk a cow, but it's butter.

>>595249482
Just say its fucking goat butter or something, ANYTHING but dog butter.

>>595251632
post fucking picture of the butter

>>595252130
Dog butter though man. That's just out there. At least it wasn't hamster butter. I still say you should explain it to her. If you really like her, stop with the dog butter or at least don't leave the label on

>>595252387
This

>>595252387
This.
Op you better fucking do this. We have to know

>>595252387
Okay, it's in a weird kind of glass jar though. I make my own labels, will post in a sec.

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>>595251632

dude just an hero.

I mean fucking really? dog butter?

I've seen some fucked up shit on /b/ over the years but dog butter takes the cp-glazed gore filled cake.

>>595252686
this is fucking rich! lolololol

>>595249482
I wouldn't worry. My chick had the same reaction. She asked me about it a few days later when we went out for coffee, and I just fucking told her. I didn't make any goddamned excuses, and she took it well.

>>595252130
Say exactly this to her whenever she gets around her fucking mood.

I appreciate you trying to make some interesting content OP, but your ruse was a little too obvious. You shouldn't have explained it you should have just acted like it was a normal thing (no big deal). Nevertheless people are believing you

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>>595251632
>this week it's from dog milk
what the fucking shit

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>>595251632
I've made a terrible mistake, I never should have asked.

I'm sorry anon it's just too weird.

>>595253070
I hope it's human milk next week

>>595252895
this

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>>595251632
>>595251632

Nigger you what?

>mfw reading this

Up you need to explain this situation a little bit more in depth.

>this to her whenever she gets around her fucking

Bait or not, I want to see some dog butter.

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>>595251632

>>595253222
my sides. omg. someone cap this shit.

>>595252130
howd you get it?

>>595252845
what kind of special butter did you have? And this op seems like he has a marketing team with him. He's saying the right things to make people ask questions. And talking in a way to make it seem like it's real. People are dumb.

>>595253615
Is this bait or what? Ridiculously newfag

>>595251632
This is what you do. You claim that its just regular butter but its from a local company and its supposed to be healthier for you so they call it dog butter.Play it off like i just dont like the butter in the stores and prefer to buy local.

>>595251632
Wow its like deja vu

I saw this this fucking week ago

>>595253695

They're testing reactions to see if they should start producing dog butter. Coming to a WalMart near you, soon!

>>595251632
> special supplier
> dog butter
> 9:30 P.M. dark and foggy night
> OP pulls up in his midnight black Ford Fiesta
> Steps out, his raincoat and Might Ducks hat protecting him he walks down the alley
> He approaches a mysterious figure
> "You got the stuff?"
> " You know I do."
> The mysterious figure pulls out a jar labeled "Dog Butter"
> OP hands him $200 in cash
> They go their separate ways.

Is this how it goes OP?

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>>595252686
go on

>>595253983
Genius, dude.

>>595249482
>>595251632
>>595251965
>>595252052

Lost.
Oh fuck man, best YLYL all night. literally had me grabbing my sides.
Op is a faggot. Funny, but a faggot.

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Here's a pic guys. Sorry it took so long but I had to use mobile. It's not half bad tbh, kind of a sweeter taste. Worst part is how liquidy it gets over a few weeks

Lost.
Dammit.

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>>595254355

>>595251632
somebody please screencap this shit i can't believe this is real.

who the fuck would eat that shit? seriously, you can't tell me you really eat this crap

also
>pics or gtfo

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>>595254355
That's just weird mate.

>>595254355
Disgusting

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>>595254355

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>>595254355
>Holy fucking shit OP

You're a beautiful faggot in all the right ways.

>>595254355
Well I guess it does look like your collecting dog "butter".

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>>595254355

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>>595254355
>Mfw thats not fucking butter.

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>>595254355

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>>595251632

This is why I keep coming back to /b/

>>595254355
That's just milk in a fucking jar and you took so long to make a label and fabricate this bullshit. Put a knife on that shit and spread it on toast if real.

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>>595254355
obligatory

>>595254355
Looks legit.

tell her not to be so... buttert

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>>595254355

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>>595254355

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>>595254355
>wondering why she hasn't talked to you since
>wondering if maybe it's because of the butter
>

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>>595251632
>mfw not even octopus butter

>>595254355
I cant believe its not
Captcha; ollin

>>595254932
if it's hard to convince her, then he can just butter her up.

>>595254852
Rolling for this

>>595251632
>special supplier
>dog butter
>wholisticness

Fuck OP
10/10

>>595254932

>lel

>>595254355
The fuck man. Someone save this thread so the future will know

>>595254355
Use as lube while you fist yourself OP

>>595254355
>I can't believe it's dog butter.

>>595254355

IS THIS FOR FUCKING REAL. GOD DAMMIT MAN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

i am done. i am going to drink a beer and go to bed.

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>>595254852
Ye of little fucking faith

>>595254355
op you're a legend

>>595254355
>dubs
>mfw
holy shit op gg

>>595254355
Put your dick in it and post timestamp

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>>595255566

>>595254355
Now prove it.
Be detailed.

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>>595255313

>>595255389
It's not even the same color as the shit in the jar......

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For you OP

>>595249482
Ya need to stop masturbating with dog butter. Shit will get all the dofs in your neighborhood will be humping your leg.

>>595255389
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ahahahhahaahahah this cant be real

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>>595254355
A FUCKING CHAMPION! Proud of you sir, SHARE SPECIAL BUTTER WITH THE WORLD.

>>595251632
10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtjyJmLeyu4

>>595255389
That's just nasty

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Got it lads

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>>595255389

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>>595254355
OP wtf

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>>595255389

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>>595254355
>OP's face when he realizes he's been eating dog cum

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>cows make butter
>make excellent burgers

>dogs make butter
>???

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>>595255389

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>>595255566
oh shit. Dubs and trips

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>>595251632
>This week it's from dog milk
>>595254355
>Worst part is how liquidy it gets over a few weeks

Absolute bullshit, you dun goofed

>>595255893
Mfw
>>595255389

>>595251788

It's nice to see inb4 used properly.

"Dog Butter
Sweat that compiles directly behind the balls during a jerk-off sesh/sexual intercourse. It is called dog butter because the female licks it off of your skin like a dog.
Ex. 1: Yo, that broad is totally craving my dog butter, bra.

Ex. 2: Yo, I prodced so much fin' dog butter when I gave myself a dutch rutter last night.

Ex. 3: Yo, I put all my dog butter in a jar for you. "

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>>595255708
It kinda collects this weird white shit after a while.

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I just got in a shipment of salmon butter if anyone is interested.

>>595249482
I just wonder about a motherfucker milking dogs. What is he thinking about career choices.

Where can I order these exotic butters OP? Link?

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Top kek OP. Keep on keepin on faggot

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>>595251632

dog butter.

never fucking forget.

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>>595251632
>MFW Dog Butter

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>>595251632
Pic Related

toasting in epic bread (with dog butter spread on it)

>>595256154


OP is troll

>>595254146
OP first takes a little piece of toast to sample the batch

Here's what you do. She already freaked out about it and you told her it's no big deal right?
Next time you talk to her, tell her it's weed butter, and you thought she knew that which is why she was freaking out. Dog butter is just what it's called. Then get her to try some on toast, wait awhile, start acting like you're high and when she says she doesn't feel anything, point and laugh at her for eating actual dog butter.

>>595255708
Check the date on the computer

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>>595256154

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>>595255389
Not many things make me go What The Fuck out loud, but godamn it OP.

>>595256154
you dropped butter into milk dude

>>595256154
OP have you tried calling and texting or going to her place

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>>595256154

>>595252029

Beta as fuck.

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>>595251632
>dog

So, uh, where can I buy this dog butter?

For science. Also now I'm kind of curious, what's the consistency like? What kind of diets are the dogs on - is there a spectrum, like with cows you have grass-fed, is there like dog butter made from dogs fed only choice cuts of meat?

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>>595255389
put it on toast or something and post pics of you eating it.

>>595256154

nigger thats just milk in a jar with a bit of butter floating in it. get fucked.

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>>595251632
Who the fuck deals mammal butter?

What sort of animal's dairy products can he get ahold of?

>>595256223
Salmon butter? Made with milk from the salmons tits right. Because fish are mammals

>>595255926
Koreans call it Gae go gi. They eats doggie burgers.They woof them down.

>>595256154
Man that shit just looks like you threw butter into a jar of milk i'm calling bullshit.
>mfw there are no valid search results for "can you make butter from dog milk"

>>595249482
If you like to get high and she doesn't understand that, you should abort relationship.

>>595256755
this

>>595256551
this. you have to make her eat it.

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So Op??

Not well executed OP, but I do applaud your strategy. There is really no way to prove that that is doge butter and judging by the amount of people that are blindly believing you I'd say you win. People will probably start posting this screencap >>595255819 in the ylyl threads by the end of the night even though you are a big lying faggot. Well played sir

>>595256770
yeah op still takes dick in the ass apparently

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>>595256154

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>>595256154

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>>595252895

Let the underage faggots believe everything they read on here.

4chan is dead anyway.

>>595256154
someone jacked off into your dog butter

Time stamp with jar of dog butter

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>>595256071
I like how everyone's ignoring how its all lies because they want to say 'I wuz in dat fred' when a screencap is posted in a YLYL thread, dat precious 4chan social status

>>595256552
see
>>595256840

doge butter! le ebin meme! thanks for this great OC OP! doge butter lel topkek 10/10 m8 i r8 this thread gr8

>>595256813
개고기...먹어싶어용 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
탑켘

I mean, aside from the fedorafags trying to derail the thread, I actually do need advice here

Does anyone know how to convince her that my butter is no less healthy than normal butter, and I just wanted to try it? Cause that's the truth but she still is playing possum...

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>>595254355

Have a feeling this shits gonna be on a best of 4chan thread in a few years kek

>>595256840
Tremendous faggot detected

Give me one good reason why dog milk WOULDN'T work

Fuck what everyone else is talking about
OP what does your supplier look like? I'm curious
Also does he deliver and or have a pay pal

>>595257326
Myself and a few others have been calling bullshit from the beginning. Don't group us with the rest of the faggots in this thread.

>>595254355
Jesus fucking wept

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>>595257326
>4chan social status
>social status
>social
>status

>>595257444
+첵엠

>>595251632
You realize dog milk cannot be turned into butter because it lacks the cream content that cows, goats, yaks, camels, etc have, right?

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mfw dog butter becomes a meme even though OP is full of shit and a cocksucker. mfw dog butter becomes an ironic meme just to piss off the people who know that OP was actually full of shit

>>595257550
I'm not saying it wouldn't work. I am saying that there were no search results and I found that funny. I am also saying that OP is a faggot and threw butter into a jar of milk for attention.

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>>595251632
>Dogbutter.exe

You fucking wot m8.

>>595257407

I'm 14 years old and this HILARIOUS to me, ok?? So fuck off new faG

>>595257515
Hmm how much do you like her OP?
>need to know so I can help

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>>595256154
Still need more info

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>>595256154

>>595257789
underage b&

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>>595251632
Magnificent

>>595251632
U fuckin wot m8

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Found a proper butter dish for you OP

>>595257444
Ching ching chong hahahahaha fucking kike

>>595257568
He's actually a local guy. He owns a farm and he sells me exotic butter and shit, and I give him a little extra scratch for it. It's healthy cause it's not mass produced, and I like the little surprise of how the different animals butters and milks taste. I pay him in person on his farm when I pick it up, it comes in these jars, and I usually have to label them myself because I just get them in the unlabeled jars.

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>>595258073

>>595257813
I like her a whole lot. I'd definitely be willing to throw out the exotic butter and stop buying it if that would help, but I kinda feel like the damage has been done, and needs to be undone.

>>595252130
Did you tell her this?

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>>595258035
op youre only digging your self deeper to a more obvious lie by continuing

>>595257789
MODS

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>>595254355
Someone needs to be screencapping this shit

I consider myself something of a collector of tastes. I rather like to try and eat everything that I can get my hands on, at least once. I've legitimately cooked using semen, various insects, cat (when I was younger, it was dying anyway), snails, and other typical acquired tastes.

But this dog butter - that's a new one for me. I'm really interested in trying it. Where do you get it? Does some nationality typically use it?

What's the taste like? For some reason I'm imagining it being a bit less solid and sweeter, maybe a littler more gamy that goat butter.

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>>595258035
Oh lord

>>595251632
It was right next to the Bull butter too, right.

>>595258035
You're full of shit. Dogs do not produce in their milk like cows and several other animals do. Humans don't either, nor do cats of any type.
Cream (milk fat) is essential for making butter - it's hard enough to make goats milk butter because of the low milk fat content (aka cream).

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>>595254355
do NOT want.

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>>595256154

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>>595256154

Post pics of your GF alread OP.

You motherfucker you

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>>595258035
I don't even care if it's bullshit. This is great.

>>595257087
Wow you're right. This thread is undeniable proof that 4chan died of cancer long ago.

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>>595257739
Where'd ya learn that, rookie? BUTTER SCHOOL??

"Dog Butter"...dude you got fucking issues.

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>>595255389
no, like actually OP, what the fuck?

>>595258316
here

>>595258424
> it's hard enough to make goats milk butter because of the low milk fat content (aka cream).

Yeah, I'm assuming that if he's not lying out his ass, it's gotta be even harder to make than goat butter. It would take a fuckton of dog milk to have enough fat for a butter, so I'm almost imagining something more like heavy cream.

I wonder if dog crema fresca would work well?

>>595258035
Ok, real or not. Why would someone buy dog butter in the first place?

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu

i call bullshit on all the naysayers.

if you can make milk fucking from almonds, sunflower seeds, hemp seeds, and everything else, you can make butter from dog milk.

i believe in you op

>>595258259
Alright if you can see yourself falling in love with her tell her the truth. Nothing good comes from lying, it eats at your conscience. Explain to her you like trying things that others consider a bit taboo, let her realize it may be that quirk that attract her to you.
>not the dog butter per se
If she can't get over herself and realize that you're worth it OP then she would have been a burden anyway

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are underGenjutsu.

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>>595258692

The fact that you find this cancer funny, says a lot about you.

Let me guess, you also like Adam Sandler?

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>>595251632
>Dog butter

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomin everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

>>595258739
Uh - vet college that I'm attending here in Oklahoma.

>>595259041
wow youre a fag

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomon everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

>>595259065
You spelled Dane Cook incorrectly...

>>595258841
Well if you look at the picture it can barely keep a solid form so that would explain the lack of cream

>>595258841
here again

Also of note:
>Humans don't either

Actually, some people do indeed make butter from human breast milk. It's a very niche thing, though, and extremely expensive because of the quantity of milk required and amount of mechanical energy needed. If you just got one woman to do it, she'd come away with a fraction of a teaspoon of it in a day's effort, most likely.

Can we make dog butter a meme

what the everliving mother fucking actual fuck

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

somehow this is the best YLYL and stoner thread of the night

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>>595258994
Where you going with this ?

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyo on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

>>595258841
Yeah - you also have to have a breast pump to get it since dog milk isn't stored in udders like cows, the sucking process is what causes the milk to drop.

>>595256976
/b/ really is taking a steep dive. More like every other social media everyday

>>595259065
Is that a pic of you? Jesus fucking Christ enjoy the ride and get off that high horse faggot.
Also, how euphoric would you say you feel today? Does your knowledge of butter make you extra euphoric?

>>595259429
Chemo

>>595257326
i've thinking this way for a while now. I suppose it's always been like that but it's so much worse now.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

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>>595251632
Oh my god that's fucking glorious.

>>595256107
you're a dumbshit

>>595259274
i want daughters for the first time in my life now. imagine having 6 or so daughters, and forcing them to produce milk from puberty onwards as often as possible, then making butter and selling that shit for lots of money

>>595258424
You can so make Human Breast Milk Cheese, here is an article from National Geographic about it.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/12/131202-human-cheese-food-biology-weird-gastronomy/

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>>595249482
>MFW my girl finds my special butter

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>>595251632
m8 no

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>>595254355

1. This is fucking disgusting!
2. Your Girlfriend thinks that this is cum.
3. I think she is right

>>595259625
It's because people keep breaking rule fucking 1 & 2 for that matter
I've seen green text pics on social media sites for a while now n the fappening made it worse

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>mfw nothing of this is true

Just another ripoff from boner apparatus

Mfw people in here are dumb enough to believe this.
This whole thread is a setup to ask OP 'what is special butter' so he can post his shitty image of a jar filled with regular butter that he labeled 'dog butter'.
And people jump at it like the idiots they are, probably telling that they were there, when the 'dog butter guy' made his first appearence.

>>595259764
It takes 2 gallons of whole milk (1 gallon of cream) to make 1lb of butter from a cow.
Human butter would take 10 times those amounts.

>>595252130
I'll have the Pekingese on Rye

>>595259785
It takes special cultures and introduction of another milk fat like cow to get it to curdle properly to make cheese.

>>595256976
Why is is so hard to believe he eats dog butter?
Some kind of Government conspiracy going on, you tin-fedora wearing niggerdick?

>>595259764
Yes. Imagine that. What a fucking dream to enslave half a dozen women that you gave birth to run a labor intensive shit business

>>595259785
Making news recently, biologist Christina Agapakis and scent expert Sissel Tolaas have extracted bacteria from the belly buttons, feet, mouths, and tears of artists, writers, and cheese makers to create 11 “human cheeses.”


/b/ is fucking extra weird tonight what the fuck

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>>595250611
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>>595259785
>worlds most expensive cheese
>made of serbian Donkey milk
wat.

Posting in what may be a very memorable thread.

>>595260394
i know right

>>595259034
>thinking almond milk is actually milk
heh. you real dumb, man.

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What the fuck is this shit? Anyone else gotten this before?

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>>595251632

>>595260189

That just makes it more expensive.

I could imagine selling the breast milk butter of your daughters to some African warlords as a cure for AIDS

>>595260382
Because it's bullshit is why. It lacks the milkfat content needed to create butter.

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>>595257541
Minutes to hours, you retard

>>595260581
Unless they're kept pregnant or given special lactation meds, they'll go dry.

>>595254146
>>595256544
>mypsydes

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>>595251632
Did anyone else think, oh, butter for his dog, that makes sense?

>>595260431
>get some
>cost a weeks salary
>taste it
>tastes off
>realize its actually Romanian donkey cheese

Fucking back alley cheese merchants.

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Bumping some chocolate Lab.

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>>595251632
>>595254355
Kekd heartily. Okay, OP, I will give you a serious help here just because I'm a nice guy. Throw the dog butter away. Never get special butter ever again. If your GF brings it up again, tell her one of your friends gave it to you as a prank.

If dog butter becomes the new meme I will an hero on live feed

>>595251632
just toasting

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cant have an epic thread without naked banana

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>>595251632
special supplier?

what the fuck man

>>595254639
>I can't believe it's not Dog Butter

Please don't turn this thread into a circle jerk by saying /b/ is shit now and some idiot replying
If dog butter is real fucking great I'm tired of cow butter shits so 1600's
Imagine the first person to eat noodles made out of wheat they were probably made fun of

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>>595251632
>Dog Butter

>>595260838

> pregnant

Nah, the warlords would pay a premium for virgin daughter's breastmilk butter.

There's probably a way to induce lactation through hormone injections. Actually, all it might take is some extra estrogen and antiandrogens. I know some MTF experience lactation on HRT, the same drugs on a woman might induce it in greater amounts.

>>595260838
Guy has his daughters locked up and milks them for butter

Do you really think he wouldn't keep them pregnant?

I cant believe its not doge

dog butter. kek

fucking brilliant OP

>>595257714
Nice trips.

monlef

>>595260651
And you're a specialist on butter production as well as how much milk-fat dog milk has.

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>>595254355
you labeled it? like you would forget that theres dog butter in there? so your girlfriend saw the crudely sharpied dog butter tag on your thing. you're single my man

>>595251632

>dog butter

I am keking into the stratosphere. Oh my god.

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>>595249482

If this week was dog butter, what was last week's batch?

>>595261522
kek

top kek congrats OP my sides are now in orbit

So obvious where he was going with this from the get-go, ya'll gone-got got.
Cancer is seeping through my pores right now.

>>595251632
Dog butter MY FUCKING SIDES

>>595251632
How do you know it's actually dog's milk? and why on earth would you go out of your way for it? What on earth makes it 'wholistic' ?

Also, dog butter.

>>595260651
Source needed

Toasting in an epic bread

>>595251632
Wow

>>595254355
What the perfect fucking fuck?

>>595257444
탑켘

>>595258739
That's fucking funny.

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>>595261803
OP isn't just cancer, but more or less everyone in the thread; your cancer, I'm cancer, we're all cancer. Welcome to the end boys.

>>595255308
>kek-ed my face off

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>>595249482

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iFloCgLfbE

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>>595249482

I call out OP on being a lying faggot because he doesn't have a GF, therefore his "GF" was never over.

>>I do believe his butter story though.

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>>595256813
>woof them down

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You all just fell for this faggot's attempt to make a new maymay.

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>>595262329
lolol, this srsly is gold

>>595251632
This cant be real

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jesus, this thread

>>595257743
crazy huh

>>595257444
첵엠

Obviously fake, but gave me a good laugh and I think this might be some real OC. Could have been done a bit better, though it's unlikely any of us would even try. Better than nothing/10

>>595251632
I just fucking puked

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im getting a complete ab workout over here as my sides have exploded beyond the furthest reaches of the multiverse

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>>595262682

You mean "BUTTER-than nothing"

>>wink

>>595262813
read the thread OP is a faggot

OP here.

I abandoned thread, and now come to find you faggots are now arguing over weather or not my fucking dog butter is the beginning of the end for /b/? What the fuck? Like, even if you retards who think it's fake were right, why the fuck would you argue about it? Surely if you were smart you'd just abandon thread. But even worse than that, people thinking that the contents of my goddamn fridge is some kind of harbinger of destruction? So any faggot could come along and show you some weird food he eats and that would just be it, you all abandon 4chan 5ever and an hero? Nice.