Look, it's been a long time since I've had intimate contact, and I've always thought you were pretty.
But right now I can't think about anything other than my cock plunging in and out of my cousin's pussy.
Is that wrong? I just think you're so damn gorgeous. I don't want to make love to anyone else.
Hey /b/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,
But what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.
Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /b/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'bling' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.
So I ask this of you /b/, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'bling' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.
In all seriousness, we need to talk about your dad. That one time 12 years ago when we were all over at your place as a family, he took me into the bathroom and raped my button hole.
I know you re my cousin, but that doesnt change anything. you know that you've got great boobs and so do i. I just... cant stop looking them whenever i see you. Please, do not think im some kind of pervert but I took the courage to send you this because im literally dreaming of your boobs... so?
Okay seriously, I know we are cousins and everything, but I always have had a crush on you ever since we were younger. I can't help being attracted to you like sexually. I mean you must have thought about it too at some point right?
I wanted to see too maybe this will change your mind?
I'm posting all your replies on a website called 4Chan. The people who caused the fappening. They are sick people and they really need to see your tits or they'll hack me and you and ruin our lives
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That sounded gay as fuck go kill yourself
And the reason my friend was msging all that before was because he was the only person i told before telling you just now. Please dont bring anne into this. i cant help how i feel about you.