wow anon you fucking rekt that guy
like godamn I didn't even notice
gonna need a burn heal for that one
You know there's ways to make your tits grow. Like eating the right foods (chicken, milk, protein) and work outs that make them bigger, like slapping your tits for 2 minutes a day.
anon doesn't give a fuck or a hoot bout these whack ass bitches he gets the cheddar he got cheddar on his dick son you know he gets the fucking bread
fucking rekt him son he won't be sitting down for 3 weeks damn straight #ZHG
How many of you are pathetic enough to pay for a 10/10 woman's implants?
>Inb4 not to keep for yourself faggots.
First thing to make burst out laughing all day, Congrats.
this is true
all breasts contain the same number of nerve endings, regardless of size, so the smaller they are, the more sensitive
personally, i think C cups are a happy medium
>large enough to squeeze/cup
>sensitive, but can be a little rough too
>will always be perky, not droopy like bigger sizes
There is nothing more pathetic than a pretty girl with flat chest. I rather fuck one legged girl than girl with no boobs, but why lower my standards so much.
Completely rekt. Well played anon well played
nice try, penis-breath
Man this thread. Firstly, OP is a girl and no body is saying "tits or GTFO." Secondly, the image is from tumblr, but no body is like "muh SJW." Thirdly, y'all niggas thirsty as fuck and no one is calling any of you out on it.
I mean that's fine and all but damn put some desperate tits out there and everybody acts real different.
Anons face when he got rekt so hard he had to stop posting.
I guess I was probably returning some video tapes........
>cheating on a girl because of physical appearance
either dump her or get on with your life, only asshats cheat
Don't worry, this feeling will pass
Only a retarded potato manchild would download the same image twice
>Implying everyone here is for tits
More useless stuff is going on in this thread.
nobody will ever love a flat chested woman. Even if she does get a boyfriend, it's only because he had to settle with a no breasted she man and he will be thinking about cheating with a voluptuous big breasted godess
Am I the only one who doesn't know what's going on here?
>not delicious flat
nothing wrong with small breasts so long as the person who owns them knows there's nothing wrong.
WHERE U AT
>someone actually put time into making this
Anon comes out swinging. #shotsfired
I like women who are moar petite. They're usually much moar fit/have a brain because they didn't get to run their tits into things to get attention.
Liking women like that kind of makes me feel a little creepy though... whatever.
I regularly get mistaken for a little boy because my hair is short (but not a really feminine cut) and I wear masculine clothes. Feels great, I fear the day when my face ages too much for me to be the cute boy.
>mfw I posted my face here and people thought I was a prepubescent boy or a trap
EVERYONE, EVERYONE, HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
I'm going to break it off with a woman soon, partially because she is flat as a board. Literally zero tits.
You don't realize how much yp u appreciate something till they're gone.
The vast majority of partners I've had have been D and larger. Not by my conscious choice, but because they were into me.
That's the nicest way I saw anyone on this board phrase TITS OR GTFO
i don't even see how anyone can consider a flat female a woman. women have its. flat girls, A cup, even some Bs, don't even register. they look like little kids playing dressup.
Would you like to see my dubs?
where were you when they was giving away brains?
If you have an amazing ass, then all is forgiven
about to head out.....
we shooting tonight.......
somewhere in atlanta....fuck the unions......tonight.
Yes because that's what gets me off.
no, there is second one, but instead of asking politely he choose to shitpost and is now riddiculed
it's simple, this post: >>595204362
has filename suggesting anon previously downloaded this lame image from 4chan twice in the same thread, because for the (1) added at the and of filename
I hope it helps
>Yes because that's what gets me off.
wait, tumbr already invented solution for flat chest
they all just get fat
Holy fuck same here bro and I came into this thread thinking this. I'm done man I held up for long but this friday I'm going out and fucking a thick bitch. I can't help it.
Wut. I don't know how to handle that. >>595212344
toasting in epic bread
>mfw I finally made it in a screencap
Fucking lost; I almost died.
To the heavens with each side.
Kek'd and lol'd, right to the end.
Lel'd and kek'd and lol'd again.
Never will I be the same.
Even when I lose the game.
/b/ro, what have you done to me?
This is why I still love /b/.
>Whiteknight fags who can't get laid/lurk loli threads
Do it. I did at 16, 10 years later the first bit tit mistress is still in the spank bank.
>mfw first tits big enough to fuck while getting blown
> ppl who don't share my preference R gay/retarded/kebab.
Clearly you run this shit and set the high-flying standard for all alpha makes everywhere.
I assume you hunted wolverines with your uncle over the summer as well, yeah?
I honestly prefer flat girls, giant tits are disgusting, C-cup is maximum acceptable IMO. Besides most girls with giant tits are fatties and I would take almost anything over a fatty.
>pedo loving loli
I laughed harder than at my ex's funeral.
So it could be padded, but still to big for her, lulling her into a false sense of security so she wears something loose with a scoop neck and when he bends over she doesn't think anyone would want to look anyway and the bra comes away and I can see that gorgeous little point with that luscious nipple hanging there for me to see, remember, and then fap to the memory of later.
Oh fuck, my sides have split to form mouths that are kek
This. FUCKING THIS!!!!
My favorite joi vid is Ashli Orion. In that one, like in most of her vids of any kind, she finally exposes them and is all like, "Do you like my little boobies?"
This truly is an epic thread.
her pip boy is blue. Who makes their pip boy blue? fucking nigger
You just dubbed on dubs, asking to see jugs.
I don't understand why I'd have to pick only a skinny flat girl or a fat one. I'm not brown or black, so naturally I don't see much appeal in fat women, but a chick who's stacked will always turn my head over a flat one.
holy shit nigga just got served to the 10th degree, take a seat
Probably, that's why his gf is flat she's probably 12 too