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Tinder anon part 3 she responds

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Tinder anon part 3
she responds
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holy fuck
nigger below me
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>>595052614
Not a cunt after all
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'How about we get coffee on thursday?'

That sound good?
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tell her you both know why the fuck you're on tinder. for sum fuk. stick to the plan. dont waste time
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>>595052614
Good start good start
Got a lil lucky there
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>>595053411
I don't want to fuck it up again
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"i want fuk wit u"
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>>595053171
found the nigger

jew below me
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>>595052614
Wow I swear american chicks are way less stuck up Than what i have to deal with in london
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>>595053275
You fucking faggot
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>>595053275
reroll for OP's sake
they'll fuck after
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>>595052614
>I'm Kristy

No fucking kidding? I thought that name at the top was just randomly generated?
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>>595052614
Tell her your full name
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>>595053711

JEWS CAUSED 7/11!
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>>595053740
So is that a yes or no don't want to respond too late
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>>595053813
lel
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>>595053830
and social security number
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>>595053830
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Tell her that you just need a foot or two to nibble on when you sleep.
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>>595054108
what wins
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>>595054108
Nice.. shows her you are mature
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>>595052614
dammit OP, how do we winrar?
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>>595054207
Its not a game. We are helping him get laid.
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>>595054207
Nothing

This faggot is just showing us his beta conversation.
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>>595054108
After 3 threads and a few hours of trolling in your name, I finally know your name, Gregory :^v)
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>>595054336
alright this sounds good, he's on a good start
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>>595054108
tell her this
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>>595054108
Ask her if she meets a lot of creeps on tinder.. then say "be not afraid, I'm friendly :D
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Maybe I could mention that Id rather speak in person
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>>595053813
kek
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>>595054540
damn nigga you in there
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>>595054108
Jesus christ, it's like watching two Down's Syndrome kids talk.....
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>>595054108
>This conversation is working

I....I just
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>>595054492
so funny XDD
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>>595054540
Not yet!
>gotta butta the roll before you eat
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>>595054616
are you good in person? or are you gonna be all nervous
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>>595054175
Or ask her what her favourite Disney movie is. All chicks love Disney.
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>>595054540

just type "y-y-you too!" and log off
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>>595054734
This!
>>595054775
Kek
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Nice
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>>595054734
my girlfriend is fuckin obsessed with Disney
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>>595054540
Get her fucking number you invalid
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>>595054886
I really hope this works out OP
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>>595054689
>conversation

Yeah, she must be interested because he's white or something. None of this "conversation" makes much sense.
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>>595054955
>>595054886
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>>595054886
My boy be gettin some!!! yeaaaa /b/ro
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>>595054886
Ask her if she appreciates local shops or prefer the racists cancer called starbucks
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really rooting for you for some reason OP
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>>595054886
Ask her how long she has been black.. and why
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>>595054886
like this was just so quick, it crazy she said yes
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>>595055128
we can all only hope local
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>>595055262
ask her about obama too
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>tfw months and months on tinder and not a single number or date
>tfw not even beta and this faggot is already in there
>tfw its literally because im mixed race

Thanks mom
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She's a nigger. You blew it faggot.
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She sounds stupid
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>>595054897
>>595054882
It actually works when you're clubbing as well. They are like fucking children sometimes.
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>>595055497
Ask her what her hobbies are
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>>595055286
Hooking up with a white guy is a step up in social terms. She probably thinks she's doing good matching someone who isn't holding a gun in his profile.
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>>595055497
Dude if that pickup line worked on her i can't imagine she's too smart. which means she's probably easier to bang
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>>595055497
she'll pull out her dick and you two will do this
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I don't even know you but I feel like we accomplished something tonight OP
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>>595055679
This! You can't just get a number then bail.. keep talkin for at least 20mins
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>>595055500
Yeah, it's great because they're easy to read and for any holidays they shit themselves over disney merch which is EVERYWHERE hallelujah
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how old is OP?
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>>595055449
Oh wait shes black

Ah not so bad then

Had a few black chicks message me doesn't count even as a mixed guy fuck that
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>>595055807
No. That exactly what he shouldn't do. Get the number, get the date, then get the fuck out.
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>>595055497
can't expect girls to text you first. they're always fucking reserved
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>>595055941
NONONO YOU SHOULDA SCRATCHED OUT THE NUMBER PLEASE DON'T RUIN THIS
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>>595055941
dun goofed
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>>595055941
>posting the number
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>>595055941
Wooaah wait nigga dont fucking straight up message her

Haha guys hes already goofed
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>>595055941
>>595055941
bro you done fucked up now, posting her number
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>>595055941
OH shit nigger - you just posted you phone number on /b/?
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Fuck I though I selected the cropped one please I already made it this far.
>>595056214
Idc about mine it's hers
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Got dat number
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>>595055941
Shiieeeet you don did it now son
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>>595055994
B b but... Our thread
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>>595056382
I think people are rooting for you, but there's always some fucker that wants to watch the world burn.....
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>>595055941
in for the lulz
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>>595056382
So you guys are from Texas, huh?
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>>595056214
wut wus teh number gais
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>>595056382
I think your good op, we all want you to succeed here /b/ro
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>>595056404
me too time to text her that he is posting on 4chan and that we are waiting for her nudies
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>>595056655
DOUBLE DUBS HAS SPOKEN, NOBODY DO SHIT
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>>595056807
herewego.tiff
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>>595056747
Thank you. Oh man I'm so nervous
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>>595055941
lol what's going on here?
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>>595056807
no you son of a bitch
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I'm definitely hoping for your success OP. have a good time
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Son, not even Disney can help you now...
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>>595056655
>>595056955
>>595056966
>>595057022
>>595057033
dubs dubs dubs
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>>595056646
OP dun goofed because of "our thread"
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>>595057033
Disney miracle on its way b/ro.
You got to believe
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Are you retarded son?
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>>595056404
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>>595054886
IT'S A HONEY TRAP OP SAVE YOURSELF GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>595057363
We went over this like 10 times, yes I am.
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>>595057022
Im not fuck that nigga

Shouldn't of made the most basic of mistakes

He won't learn otherwise
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>>595056955
Shes into you /b/ro 8^)
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>>595054836
Cool cool so you're saying balance.

Don't be an asshole, but don't shower them in fucking cringe worthy bullshit. I find myself walking that line pretty well. It can be easy to get carried away though. Sometimes we'll be deep off in conversation, and then I just stop. For like 3 hours. Go do some work and let the mind ease down and the. Continue. Shit working pretty well right now..
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>>595056955
>coffee bars
That sounds so retarded, here in UK we call em coffee shops or Cafe's.
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>>595057483
That's wha I was starting to think but we'll see.

Im thinking of asking what time. Or should I just say a time and hope she rolls with it
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>>595057244
I hope you're right.
Maybe the next Disney movie will be "/b, a miracle story"? Featuring Bell, pochahontas, Snow White, Nemo and that chick from frost.
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>>595057679
>Cafe's
how that french cock taste?
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>>595056955
Mate its 11pm text her tomorrow

Don't you knoe anything

Fuck first you give out her number noe this

And you faggots in the thread are letting him get away with it, fucking amateurs wheres the tough love guys
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>>595057969
Damnit op you posted the number again
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>>595058028
Top kek. Bet this shows up on /r/4chan. Fuck you reddit fags
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>>595058190
Fuck I know I'm getting sleepy. Maybe I'll stop posting screencaps. Here comes a shitstorm
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>>595057969
say "does -:-- AM/PM sound cool?" you don't want to like force it but you don't want it to be super submissive
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>>595057969
Tell her to bring her Beyblade for an epic date.
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>>595057969
do it once I forgive but a 2nd time I text her
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>>595057969
Be assertive and choose. If she can't make it choose another time until you agree.

I can't believe I'm coaching you this basic shit.
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>>595056955
Tell her you prefer gregory
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>>595058073
God damn cancer
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>>595058328
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>>595058338
im crying LoL!!!!
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>>595057969
You really are a retard!
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>>595053171
you fucking nigger
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>>595057969
Don't do it again boi. Fuck your world up with that match next time
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>>595058473
nigger what the fuck are you doing I can't even
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>>595058473
STOP POSTING THE NUMBER YOU DUMBASS
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>>595058473
kek
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>>595058533
all of you fucking niggers, what the hell would it matter if he posted it twice, fuck off now and let one guy actually win something
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>>595058338
15 keks
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>>595058473
caffe benne. what the fuck. ditch dat nigger
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hey gregory drop the y and become Gregor incarnate. Gregor shows up takes what he fucking wants and leaves without saying a word.
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>>595058473
Godamnit OP
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>>595058612
>>595058602
My phone is fucking up I swear
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>>595058473
pick a time man, and tell her goodnight soon, you're fucking up and I really want this for you along with a lot of us
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>>595058338
Twice
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>>595058893
JESUS FUCK OP, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
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>>595058893
same pic man what're you doING
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>>595058907
Thrice now
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>>595058724
I was ducking rooting for him!
Fuck, I still am, but come the fuck on!
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>>595058893
You're my favorite OP ever.
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>>595058907
No it was 3 times lol and now it's up forever. I fucked up.
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>>595058893

OP confirmed for retard.
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plot twist: OP already tried it on with her and got bootyblasted after it didn't end well so he posting her number here.
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>>595058893
Don't worry I tested her saying Gregory is a great guy and my best friend. Said I'm very happy for you too :3
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>>595058893
My sides
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>>595058893
imbecile
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Jesus christ, the spaghetti ITT
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>>595059310
Wtf dude.
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Is someone gonna fuck this up or what
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Gregory pls you're failing us all
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>>595059310
you are the best, thanks for not fucking this OPs ass, but what did you say your name was
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holy shit OP you had a chance and you posted the number TWICE
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>>595057483
you gonna get robbed outside a coffee bar white boy
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>>595059558
See this asshole
>>595059310
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>>595059558
you fuck you bitch
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Eh, seems like alot of work for not much reward.

She's probably got eight brothers that are going to kill OP
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This fucking thread
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>>595059558
Gregor is a nice kid, I say we let him live
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>>595059650
Greg.. thats Why we are best friends
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>>595058893
This isn't me it's some other faggot. I'm going to bed now
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>>595059871
I'm not Greg btw
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>>595059230
I fucking seconds that.
>op is fucking amazing in his own retarded way.
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>>595059879
come back and let us know if you got laid
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>>595059879
Text her tomorrow, don't be a desperate faggot.
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>>595060038
we're rooting for you retard
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>>595060064
Will do
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>>595059879
ohhhhhh he didn't fuckin post it twice, some other guy did dammit
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we are all greg
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>>595060217
godspeed OP
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>>595059879
WE GOT TROLLED BY IMPOSTOR
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tbh i can't believe this worked lol. seems to rushed imo, but good going OP im proud
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>>595058893
7187106467
Texted her saying i'm gregory's ex-boyfriend and he has a fantastic cock
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>>595059837
Holy fucking fuck hhahahaha


My sides. My weed. Holy shit haha
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>>595060331
you're such a dick man, fuck you
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>>595060331
kek 4chan pulling through
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>>595060331
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>>595060331
well
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>>595060331
no fucking way
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>>595060331
20 bucks says he still gets laid
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>>595060331
Why the fuck did you do that? Goddamn
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>>595060331
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On to the next one OP
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Well, time to move along.
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>>595059558
OP sorry bro but please listen to what i got to say. maybe it will help you. you are a fucking beta idiot nigga. why? you dont fucking ask right away where she wants go get cofee.... thats fucking boring and you look super beta. shes already putting you in the "weak faggot that will do anything i tell him to" list. if you keep this behavior up you'll end up like this for the rest of yoru life. do you really want to be a boring 'disposable' male motherfucker? geeeez. fucking faggots i swear
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so close OP. so close
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I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
dubs get
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>>595060414
https://archive.today/DYzCZ

Epic bread
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hola mi nombre es pablo i woerk in patata faktory. since mi dad died in donkey waggon accident i left mi wife to bekom pro 4chin memer. i just wnted to sai thnxks veri much becuz of you i improbed from newfack to oldfack in just 1 years! sorri fo mi badest england im not NA. plz no copy pasterino dongerino bolerino pochorino dis is onli mi life
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>>595060414
kek
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>>595060803
it's done already NIGGERRRR
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Shakespeare couldn't have created a more perfect tragedy.

/b/ really does kill everything it touches.
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>>595060331
dude thas what you get for being such a fucking faggot. you dont fucking start a conversation by lingering on date information. and you posted her number here? your an idoit
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>>595061071
>perfect
PERFECT?
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>>595060331
That's some fucking swag right there!
>toppest kek of them all!
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well, since the damage is now done...lets fuck with her some more
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>>595060331
kek
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OP are you in Atlanta?
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>>595060331
think I just pooped a little
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Shark is /b/
Fishy is Greg+Kirtstie :/
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first time i saw something alpha on here in a while
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>>595060331
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>>595061341
greg should have gotten out of the fucking water when he had the chance
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>>595061511
kek
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>>595061170
>Anon seeks help from /b/ to get grill
>Anon gets grill
>Anon drops spaghetti all over
>grill is kill

Perfect story arc.
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kristin lockwood....facebook / kaykireix3
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I wish Moot was alive to see this.
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>>595057679
Murifag here, never heard the term coffee bars.
>He must just be a faggot
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>>595061645
but now Cristy or w/e the fuck her name was is sending her sandnigger brotherhood to find Gregory and beat his ass. dun goofed
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Way to go b. You didn't disappoint.
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This whole fucking thread is amazing. You're doing gods work OP.
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>>595060331
Op done
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op ask her for the anons numbers for revenge.

Also to smooth it over say you took a screenshot of her number to remember it and you uploaded it and a couple people saw it, just tell her to ignore.
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Can we get more gregs???

Both were imposters...LETS SHOW HER WHO GREG REALLY IS.
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say something op. we still love you
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OP here, please guys just stop.
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>>595061808
i thought it was a honey trap but in reality she a butterface.
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died laughing especially with that kim jong un pic haha
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>>595062317
Haha u fucked up op
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>>595061814
>>595062146
This shit could actually work.
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>>595062317
hahahaha you fucked up dude embrace our entertainment!
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>>595062379
are you a fucking skeleton? i don't like skeletons
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>>595062317
>thinks asking us to stop will do the trick
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just find another girl i dont want this thread to be over, i love you op ;/
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>>595062317
you caused this faggot
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>>595062317
Let's try again..together.. as Gregs
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>>595062146
This OP
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>>595062642
just send her dick pics via snapchat
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>>595062541
until we real gregs get his number and ruin him!
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>>595060915
Kek
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Holy fuck am I glad I got on 4chan tonight .. and to think I was going to turn in early tonight.
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>>595062317
you fucked up 3 times dude
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Look op, it sucks. But I think we taught you valuable lessons. You aren't unattractive. A few fhings (like the hair cut) will go a long way. You learned how to talk to girls and how to ease off and not appear desperate. We taught you self confidence. We didn't give you a fish, we taught you how to fish. Good luck on the next one, it looks like you were getting a lot of matches.
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>>595062884
>we real gregs
Kek
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OP, just try again tomorrow. She wasn't very good looking anyway.

>also: nigger
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>>595063098
Thanks I guess.. but I was so nervous. Will you help with the next one
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>>595063098
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>>595063098
his right op, you got this far even with that shitty haircut. imagine what you can accomplish as long as you believe in yourself
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>>595063098
Yes to this, OP.

You messed up and gave the unconstrained schism of /b/ her number, alas, this would happen.

Good hunting on the next one.
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>>595063434
This!

>nigger
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OP here.. she is pissed off.. she is cursing me out
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>>595063439
lol, OP didn't quite learn everything he should have from this little digital excursion......
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>>595063743
will i message her on facebook and calm her down?
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>>595063743
well definitely post that shit OP - probably the funniest parts.....
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I guess it's over
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>>595063743
Post it nigger.
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>>595063982
and leave out her number this time
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holly shit, someone please archive this
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>>595064030
How come she looks like a man?
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>>595064030
She thinks we're martyred, kek
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>>595063930
nope
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>>595064030
TOP FUCKING KEK, KEEP YOUR DICK VIRGIN FAGGOT
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>>595063439
I'll say yes but I doubt I'll be on then. Hopefully you'll get lucky and /b/ will be helpful like the first two threads
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>>595064084
http://4archive.org/b/thread/595052614
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glad i didnt get off early
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>>595064175
because she, too, is Greg
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This actually kinda bothers me. OP was not a fag
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>>595064030
Be twenty not twelve
>dumb bitch it's 2015
>typical nigger schooling
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>>595064030
>maybe i could get back at them lol
you fucking retard you're digging deeper
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>>595064030
>post "Th...thanks, you too!"
>log off
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My number is 5164488478 if you guys really want it so bad
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>>595064364
i need part 1 and 2 la
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>>595064030
The best part is that you guys looks so happy.
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>>595064454
Kek wut
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>>595064030
hahahahaha virgin for ever
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Don't give up, OP. If you can pay a little more attention before posting next time I'm sure you will succeed.
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>>595064386
Kek
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>>595056955
Be careful of people who use dmikeys egregiously, it usually means fake pic/person.
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i shouldn't be so judgemental, I can't even get a match. greg is exploring the stars in comparison to where i'm at.
>>
but. u want fuk??
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>>595064743

http://4archive.org/b/thread/595028213
http://4archive.org/b/thread/595036463
http://4archive.org/b/thread/595052614
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>>595064030
You might salvage it. Just continue what you're doing. You meant to upload the photo next to hers. Ive seen that attitude from girls before. They're mad but they'll get over it. She is obviously still interested or she wouldn't be talking to you
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>>595064030
>this girl takes fucking tinder this seriously

OP, all this so you can buy her an overpriced coffee and listen to her yammer about singing or some crap? She's def not DTF.

ffs
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>>595062317
>op practically asking the devil to stop
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send her this pic with the following words

"do you want this to be you?"
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Lol its finished
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>>595065422
Dubs speak for truth.
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>>595065356
This. You still got this man. If she wasn't interested she wouldn't have responded the way she did. She probably would have just told you to eat shit and die.
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>>595065469
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>>595065585
damn, greg is being a real dick to greg
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>>595065585
holy fuck, the feels
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>>595065585
try again tomorrow greg
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>>595064030
OP, Jesus...
My grandchildren will hear about these messages in the cringe threads.
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>>595065585
wow, how many of you creepy fuckers called her?
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>>595065585
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP IS KILL
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>>595065585
Stay in touch with her, text her later when she's cooled out
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>>595065585
Say "will you just give me a chance? I'm sorry my friends can be assholes sometimes" (this is assuming you told her/will tell her you accidentally uploaded it to facebook)
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>>595065585
Maybe she IS an even bigger idiot? just keep saying sorry and shit and see what happens.
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>>595065469
dat shit has to be fake. even for a nigger
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>>595066003
me crying for my ex boy greg and his penis in my asshole
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>>595065585
youll find a better girl and when you do dont post her number on /b. youll go down as one of my favorite OP's ever though dont you worry gregory
>>
"Well, at least this'll be a great story to tell our kids, right?"
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>>595065848
Exactily I'll go to sleep and try again tomorrow. I still have this girl who has yet to respond. I'm off to bed good thread yall
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>>595066041
I will text her too
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>>595065585
So you can't stay in contact with someone on tinder without giving them your phone number?
>>
We help OP save this. He just stay.

Also chekm
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>>595065585
She's still talking to you=she's still interested. After you guys "finish" taking give her a day to cool and and text her saying hey I'm really sorry for what happened the other night. Do you think we can still get coffee?
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>>595066332
Close
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>>595065585
greg just send her a pic of your penis. a hail mary of sorts
>>
Fuck
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>>595066189
Good luck, OP.
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>>595066189
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no stay up and keep trying.
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>>595066189
oh boy, here we go again.....
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someone someone text her and say this is Greg sister he's really sorry and he's crying in his room can you please give him another chance
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>>595066454
i can do it
>>
Feel bad for this OP
But he dun goofed 3 times
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>>595066588
dubs but gay
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>>595066632
go get em other greg!
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>>595066707
>implying it was meant to save OP
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>>595066390
This. Chicks are idiots OP. You can treat them like dog shit and follow it with a sorry, and they will come back again and again.
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>>595066566
>66566

fuck
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Ok I think she had enough you all fucked up my chances.
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These threads have been very entertaining. Greg, you're a hell of a guy.
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>>595067068
Fucking lel, OP
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>>595067068
im dying over here op
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>>595067068
shes a fucking nigger anyway
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>>595065585

ASK HOW MANY TEXTED HER!
It will be great knowledge for our win statistics.
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>>595067068
Tell her to stop being so dramatic and that it will stop in an hour or so.
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>>595067068
hahahahahahahaha her fault for not using google voice
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>>595065712
heyo!
kek
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>>595055691

of course shes not. shes a nigger
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>>595067068
holy fuck, that's amazing. so many evil fuckers.
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>>595067068
Hey, let her know you're tired and going to bed, she can text you tomorrow
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