Faggot using tinder thread cont

>>595036463
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nigger below me

I love big juicy cock.

OP who used weather-related pickup lines?

>>595036463
No OP, but give me shitty pickup lines to troll with for the lols. They must be hilarious though, whether subtle or outright.

>>595036831

>>>https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/595028213#bottom

This one. It's nearly reached its limit.

>>595036874
This

"Lemme put sum sauce on that burger and see what deliciousness we make gurl"

>>595036943
That's what I thought. When's your date with the fatty?

>>595036874
I'll pick you up right now if you're down.

>>595036463
Sauce on pic?

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Waiting and Vaping

>>595037137
mm nit the tinder guy. I thought I'd be a gent and get it done before that fucking retard let the thread die

Tell her that you just escaped the beta faggot life with the last girl, and that you're ready to turn the corner and plow her with your 0.18mm micropenis

>>595037383
it seems you are embarrassed by her appearance.

>>595037273
Amanda Holden

>>595037383
nigger it's been 6 minutes get over it you clingy shit

>>595037383
its k op i fucked a fat bitch from tinder as well. whenever my friends ask me to show them a pic i say i dont have any

>>595037383
Don't block her face queer, I want to see how much of it actually fits in frame.

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OP goddamit deliver you incredible faggot.

>>595037514
I'm not but I know it's gonna cause a shitstorm.
>>595037801
I'm sorry I'm just on edge and I'm inpatient. Plus I'm high as fuck.

>>595037383
>>595037867
Im about to get nudes tonight/fuck tomorrow a girl that i would never date cant be ashamed of getting vagoo while the person making fun of you is jerking off

>>595037998
Ur a faggot, but ur a funny faggot, continiue

>>595037383
Text her "plz respond" at least once every 5 minutes. Shit works every time.

>>595038304
Pussy destroyer

>>595037998
confirmed for landwhale then

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Looking for more

OP these threads are hilarious. I commend you to try this with as many girls as possible, just get like two weeks of different dates lined up. If you didn't already notice most of these girls suck, but shit this is funny

>>595037155
Im kinda still starting out

Atm current girl i fucking want has about 4-5 left her ex fiance she knew for 5 (was friends for two than got serious for the next 3)

Shes played so many fucking games with me trying to make her emotional friend only, i've decided im gonna try knock as many walls as i can down as see how far this holes gonna go.

Shes that one girl you meet in life you just fucking want more than the rest

>>595037947
kek

>>595038260
Thanks anon

>>595038594
good luck with that faggot

Use the line "I have a warm house " like last time. My side went orbit

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Ok here faggots

>>595039301
certainly a move in the right direction

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>>595039301
OP, she like coffee, you're fucking in!

>>595039301
she's okay

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>>595039301
adventurer?

>>595039407
Yeah her profile pic isn't the best. Her face is really round

>>595039301
Better than the last girl bro good job wouldcoffee/10

>>595039301
not someone id go out with but for a fuck shes alright

i know me asking is this like asking 12 year old virgins for advice but w,e.

I got talking to this girl. Added her number. She barely gives me replies (just short answers) so meh, w,e shes not interested. Move on.

Until she heavily hints she wants to go out sometime. Oh okay. Ask her out, shes like a 7/10 but a cutie 7/10.

Abit confused why she wants to go out after barely talking back or anything. I just straight up tell her. Im abit awkward, she said it was cute.

Meet her, actually goes really well. Then she does the same shit, barely talks or replies.

why the fuck did she basically ask ME out while not talking and why the fuck does not talk AFTER we've been out.

Ive just gave up. I thought maybe she just wanted to bang ? but she never indicated she did sooo.

Fuck girls man. They are weird as shit.

>>595039449

My sides

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>>595039301
>>595039536
send her this pic

>>595039673
dude they are so fucking weird it pisses me the fuck off.
who knows what was going through that crazy bitches mind..

>>595039764
Ouch. That is waaaaay too open-ended

>>595039764
top lel

>>595039764
ooooooh shit op, fucking rekt...
>i'll let you know
cut you're loss, she's not great.
>>595039449
fucking kek

>>595039764
fuck i hate that open ended bullshit.
it gives them too much leverage.

I miss Heaven. He always gave great advice in times like these.

Do I reply or do I just wait for a date from her?

>>595039898
She wanted a free dinna and got one nikka

>>595038673
4-5 months ago*
Little more to add if anyones interested

I came on too strong and got a mixed ass answer when i said told her i wanted her to be mine, came back from christmas and she said she got some boyfriend, some dickhead i work with.

Thing is, we still talk even more than her and him, he seems like he knows its not serious but its just another defence she put up.

So now, i gotta play my cards right and fuck with her head so she'll dump him and get exicted more about me

>>595040026
hahahaha yea i bet that was it.

>>595039301
hey baby i put the S T D in stud all in need is U ;)
60% of the time it works every time

>>595040023
"cool beans" and leave it at that

>>595040023
Tell her you need to know now because you may have an appointment with doctor

>>595040023
Tell her an interesting fact

Whores love interesting facts

>>595039764
ask why she decided to get tinder

>>595039673
Maybe she's shy or something. Just straight up ask her what the reason is, be alpha.

>>595040023
dude there's really nothing you can do at this point.
she checkmated you.
girls are so fucking lame.
you just have to wait and take it in the ass.
MAYBE she'll message you back.

>>595040023
move on m8, lets see another one

>>595040097
Know why the best thing to do in a situation like that? Tell the waiter to split the check and bounce an laugh you're ass off on the way home while she calls mommy to pay for her half and give her a ride home fuck bitches like that

>>595040344
this, but to be honest she wont message you back

>>595040023
Say this:
"Cut the shit, you fucking teenage witch. Are you putting out or what?"

>>595039764
360noscope rekt 420 smoke weed every day you got rekt son

>>595039999
Nice quads bro

>>595040023
dont message her back at all, at ALL. just wait for a reply... forever.

>>595040305
Can't be bothered with that shit man. If she doesn't want to talk then fuck it, im not going to beg her to talk.

don't care enough to waste my time. She didn't seem shy

Also being awkward doesnt mean being beta, it means im bad at small talk.

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>>595040519
>you fucking teenage witch

Alright I just need to hope I get another match

>>595040519
lol

>>595038594
stupid bitch. how the fuck are we supposed to know which is which?

>>595038087
most of the guys making fun of me have girlfriends lol. i am somewhat ashamed of fucking her tbh thats why i dont show her to them

>>595040653
That's cool too. If the bitch doesn't want to put in the effort, why should you?

Wasn't calling you a beta either.

I think I need to change my profile pic. Not she what to change it to. Right now it's me and my cat

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>>595040653
i almost thought you were a faggot, nice anon, tits for you

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>>595040023
Show your face to us, we need to see what these girls are dealing with.

>>595040902
Just own up to it, nigga. You fucked a fat chick, big deal. Still an improvement over fucking nobody.

>>595041026
Make it a picture of your dick.

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>>595041220
Fine

>>595041046
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>595041465
Maybe lose the cat, put just you as main photograph.

>>595041465
Be not afraid? Sounds a little rapey to me might want to change that

>>595041465
supremegentleman/10

you guna kill these girls

>>595041645
Here I'm about to take a shower so I'll take a pic.

>>595039673
Some women are insanely beta. Especially when you get into the realms of the really good looking ones.

My Gf barely spoke to me when we started going out. She was telling me the other day about how the first time I ever texted her after a year long gap she started panicking and didn't know what to say and couldn't breathe.

Good looking women in particular can come off bitchy when in reality they are just really shy.

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>>595041465

>>595041465
Greg... gregory. Yah good luck with that mr be not afraid mc curly fry hair.

>>595041465
yeah you're doing it right with having the cat in the picture, I have my cat with me in mine and I get a lot of matches because of it supposedly.

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>>595041465
>tfw this nigga gets matches

Swear to christ i fucking hate this world been swiping constant for 3 days nothing

Feels bad to be mixed race man not even beta at all when im out guaranteed laid but no tinder pussy no chance at all as long your white your all right

>>595041883
Kinks like the cat man

Trust me ik dat feel

>>595041465
Smile, lose the cat and replace the Yoda shit with a few bands you like or something

>>595041779
Most girls don't like it when guys pose without a shirt on unless you're at a festival or on holiday or some shit, but it's your choice

>>595041465
change description the pic is fine
and you look good

Be not afraid.
>hides behind cat

>>595041046
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>595042123
>>595042073
Gotta remember man theres no please everyone with dating.
Theres no nigga in this world thats "one size fits all" but pleasing a majority is a good start

>>595042209
kek

>>595040619
ty i didn't even check my self

Keep the cat. Girls love cats. Lose the be not afraid stuff. Please

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I don't have a good smile and I know I need a haircut I'm getting one soon. My hair grows fast. Also I'm lifting so that might help

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>>595043248
There's nothing more attractive than scowling at the camera...

Smile man. And lose the jumper. Wear a polo shirt

>>595043248
get a haircut bro that shit is a forest. also eat a happy meal

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>>595043248
oy vey. ditch the curls in favor of a high and tight, bitches love high and tights

>>595043248
yeah worse pic of ya right there.
gotta work on pose man if yo body ain't up to scratch

Disgusting as shit hair too, not even a fag wants that

>>595043248
This is worse.

>>595043248
"Go ahead, call the cops. They can't un-rape you" is literally all i can think when looking at this

>>595043452
Lol I don't know how to smile without looking like a fucking retard.

>>595043561
I'm 5'10" 180lbs
>>595043625
This isn't what I plan to use its just a current pic

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>>595043784
get a hair cut like this (me), given it doesn't fix everything, i still look like a massive faggot and shit and get molested by my dad but still thin that shit out, also i was talking about eating a happy meal to cheer the fuck up and smile :D

>>595043908
That is fantastic. my sides.

>>595043656
Try it, and let's see. It can't be worse than the scowl

>>595044012
always need to be sucking on something eh?

>>595043784
Ok, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm genuinely trying to help

>>595044071
One of my personal faves for these threads

>>595044081
>>595043656
please dont, you're ugly enough

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>>595039673
AY bro, got damnit the same thing happening to me sorta. She texts me, but meh conversation. Like I do most the conversing, and she justs *inserts answer here*

She's down to hang out, only like 15 mins away, but every time she just sorta flakes out. I'll reply with the logs.

>>595044148
yeah, preferably a big fat juicy dick but society says "oh you can't suck dick in public you're under arrest, wtf is your problem man". shit sucks

>>595044081
This better?

>>595044518
the struggle is real.

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>>595044615
See?

>>595044731
ugly ass mo'fucka, you look fucking silly

>>595044731
Nah dude just stay low for a while

>>595044731
get a haircut. seriously, get anything else but that

>>595044877
That's what I was trying to say. I really need to get a haircut first. I nned to learn how to smile. When I do it naturally it's not that bad

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>>595044466
> trips and dubs

Here's the log

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>>595044731

>>595038673
>>595040081
Anyone got any advice for my little situation?
Anything appreciated

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>>595044466
>They really can't

Your hair looks like a Lego pop off.

>>595045047
do you know how to smile on cue? theres a proper way of doing it youknow.

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>>595044731

>>595044731
yep seriously. fucking put your head under a lawn mower for that hair. but you don't need to show teeth to smile bro just smirk like i do lol

>>595045056
using all them emoticons huh? hows that working out?

>>595044731
Lmao stop brushing your hair pls if you have curly hair like me brushing it makes it look like shit

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So she didn't want to go out too late. So I told her we didn't have to drink or anything, just trying to get with the bitch. But fuck after that last ok didn't say shit back and didn't hear anything for like 2hours after I asked if she had a fuckin Netflix and what shows she watches..

What the fuck am I doing wrong

>>595045056
Fuck is this how all guys talk to chicks? I thought i was alone here (im a bit toned down on emojis than u)

ayyyy<

>>595044731
Nigga that is the fakest smile ive seen. Dont smile like a fucking clown, maybe go a smirk or something. Also just take a pic with the front facing camera. Also find soft lighting

sonny pls<

>>595045209
Yeah I don't know that way though. Ok first things first I get a haircut. Something really short. It's been like 3 months

Strange how unattractive people seem to have a lot of confidence whereas a lot of attractive people have none at all

And im in the in the fucking middle somewhere

>>595045472
ask her if she's mentally unstable

>>595045472
she's not into you. move on. if she hits you up thats fine but she's just jerking you around

>>595045292
IS THAT MY FUCKIN PROBLEM THEN? I though bitches loved the emotions

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>>595045565
Too stoned for this

>>595045529
>>595045570
Oh the lulz

>>595045472
She's not interested mate. Don't put her on a pedestal, move on.

>>595045742
much better, would put my dick in 6/10

>>595045742
lmao is that a genuine smile i see there ?

>>595045890
Thanks man

>>595045742
MUCH better, im straight. That is a MUCH better picture man. Take pics like that for your profile. Not too many, just one.

>>595045660
ya, i don't think your issues are restricted to excessive emotion usage

>>595046024
This

>>595045990
Not me


But thanks I really just need a haircut

>>595045660
I LOVE BAD BITCHES THATS MAH FUCKING PRABLEM

>>595045657
God damn it, I figured that was the case. I Knew it, but she's so hot I was fucking lying to myself that I can at least get something going. I deleted the texts. So if I hear back great. If not fuck it..

This happens every time, I get two or three days in, relate on a bunch of shit. Actually cool girl and shit and then BAM stonewalled.

>>595037867
man i fucked a fatty too on tinder.

We were drunk, and the fucker apparently used a bit of teeth 'cause now I don't have a frenulum anymore. Not doing that again.

>>595046147
that one was way better brah

>>595046299
she couldn't help it, was hungry.

>>595036734
This made me laugh way too fucking hard, what is this

>>595046024
Should I use that pic?

>>595046249
Just ask why she's being so distant and what's with the one word answers, tel. Her you don't play games and that's what it seems. Then take her reply from there. I'd do that, you have nothing to lose

>>595046457
yes! or maybe practice wit more like that

>>595046457
Yes.

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>>595046240
You saw where I was going with that. >>595046108
Explain wise Anon, learning opportunity here.

>>595046457
no, take another with a shirt on you fucking rapist

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Not OP but how many matches a day would you guys get on average

Im fucking shooting blanks here i used to get like 2 or 3 and now its nothing not for days at a time

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>>595046546
Alright. Wow you guys have been a real help thanks.

>>595045660
i think you fucked up with the "we don't have to drink or anything" line bit. it seems out of the blue, you didn't have to add that, unless you guys already drinked together before or talked about it in recent chat.

if you wanted to drink with her, state it out "lets drink etc..", you don't ask for permission.
if you didn't just say what you actually have in mind
if you're unsure if you want to drink with her or not, not bring it up, it either happens or it doesn't when you guys are hanging out. .

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>>595044731
"wanna fuck?"

Nice improvement

>>595046413
hehe thanks for the laugh

>>595046916
this

>>595046457
Yes, its actually a good pic. Like a straight up 7-8/10, thats from a str8 m8.

>>595046417
ayy

>>595046513
Word, last thing I asked her was if small talk annoys her.

>>595047061
ey bb wan sum fuk?

>>595047061
kek

>>595047061
"is this when we sex??"

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>>595047061
Lol thats pretty funny

>>595047347
If she gets funny with you in the end just tell her to fuck off and to get to the back of the queue. Plenty of other women to duck /b/ro. But I'm gonna go-to bed now, so good luck, and peace.

>>595047820
if youre having sex problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a match aint one.

>>595047934
fuck* fucking auto correct.

>>595046916
Well Ya we were gonna grab beers on Sunday instead of watching the super bowl, she's pissed her team the Broncos ain't in it so when I asked what she was doing for the game she said fuck that bullshit game, I said okay well spend it w/me and she was down. Well that was a couple days ago, ff to tonight and I just asked if she wanted to do anything tonight. She said 8:30 was "too late" (i shoulda fucking known there) so I left work about an hour early. So I said we didn't have to drink or anything because every time we talked about gettin together usually alcohol was mentioned. So if she ain't tryin to stay out so late, well that's why I said that.

>>595046457
much better but it's still kinda weird, you're not even wearing a shirt lol (i don't care but girls will think it's weird)
best photos for online dating are ones where they can clearly see your face, but you're also doing something you like in the picture

>>595039536
until she took an arrow to the knee

>>595048165
Well I'm in the shower but I'll just take a new one later

>>595039764
It's like they sign up for tinder to get dates and sex, but then when it looks like it could actually happen they panic and run away.

>>595047820
I dont do bestiality. Not interested in fucking an orangutan.

>>595048434
happens quite a bit
pretty sure if people actually own up the amount of times they fail over succeed you'll see you aint that bad.

>>595041883
>mixed race man

Blame your parents for being race traitors.

>>595048434
Every god damn time. AND HOLY SHIT THE AMOUNT OF GORLS NOT DTF

I can't say too much though, been on this shit for two weeks and got laid three times. Two different girls. and I work as a CWI so pipeline work on the road, every two months I'm in a new city. Shit these bitches be trippin though

>>595040873
>implying all attention whoring cunts are not stupid bitches.

>>595048128
Too thirsty mate. You have to quasi-ignore her until Saturday. Send 1 confirmation text like, "we still down for tomorrow," and move the fuck on. Broads smell desperation.

I guess I'll practice on this one

>>595048928
Because most twats are not remotely interested in fucking. Their life is a lie, and it is an opportunity to attention whore and get validation and praise from men, with no consequences.

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>>595049187
Keep forgetting pic

>>595045153
Watch yourself
Females are fucked, and yours sounds a little extra fucked.

>>595045472
Why do all girls sound like monosyllabic retards in texts?

>>595049278
Wtf is this? Just say hi and have a normal conversation.

>>595049447
Because women are inferior primal creatures unworthy of respect. They are useful only for fixing a sandwich or gargling sperm. Read Arthur Schopenhauer's On Women, it will be enlightening.

>>595049447
Because they don't have as much time to plan out what they're going to say.
Unless you're wrong. Then they become fucking poets.

>>595039764
whale/10

>>595049278
cringe

>>595049280
I know
She got mad drunk the other night and rammed a door knob. shes gotta get surgery cus hey eyes got internal bleeding.

I know exactly how mad she is but i feel just as fucked inside as her. Idc if its gonna be a shady future, i want this bitch

>>595049679
Call her a stupid bitch. That'll start a conversation you can twist into sex.

>>595049679
OH NO. PLAY IT OFF AND JUST SAY HI.

>>595049679
Nailed it

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>>595049800
>>595049867
Lol i dont really care about her I prefer white girls. I got another match

>>595049679
Jesus Christ, we try to help you and you throw it all away

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Fuck this cunt

next match try this

whats the difference between jelly and jam

i cant jam my dick up your ass

(you should be drunk when saying this)

>>595049278
do it faggot complete the sequence

>>595050048
Write her a dope ass rap.

>>595050201
you can still salvage it, just play it off cool and continue a normal conversation.

>>595048128
seems like she was interested when she decided to hang out with you that sunday, and not anymore? something must have happen for her to be turned off by you, maybe during your hangout or during chat. also, if a girl is into you, there is no one word answers, ever. i agree with the guy, just ask "we still down for tommorow?" if she says no, fuck it move on, look for another girl. also, heads up, she'll probably start contacting you again after you start giving her less attention

>>595050048
If you don't care message her "oi you dumb dog, send me a snap of ya cunt"

There you go

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>>595038594
>>595038594

Who spells Kayla with a 'C'? Her parents must be autist

>>595050048
Ok - be polite and inquisitive. Ask her about her. Ask her about her day.

Shit, all these girls are too young. I'm 34 and don't think I'll be using this particular app.....

Never used Tinder because I'm not willing to link my FB account /pics to that site. Does /b/ know of another way?

>>595050411
No I'm taking about that black girl. I like the girl in the last pic

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>>595050201

>>595050201
SHE'S ONTO YOU FUCK

>>595046661
moar

>>595050201
Thing is my mate can actually pull this off

Only cause hes a proper football douche and turns it around like a true lad

Fuck knows how he does it though

>>595050582
I know, send that to the mix girl

Did i fuck up?

>>595050582
Listen man - don't fuck it up. Play it cool and you can FUCK THEM ALL.

>>595050201
what's next OP

>>595049221
fucking this.

>>595049097
Thanks anon, you're so wise. She just replied to my "does small talk annoy you" she said "no sorry been a long night"

Ignoring that bitch for a few days. I know they start hating that being ignored shit after a while. It's all fucking game. That's all women know.

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>>595050960
Dud I fuck up?

>>595050048
How the fuck are you matching with these qts

Fuck this gay earth and fuck these basic ass bitches no wonder they end up with creeps

You're fun OP keep going

>>595051094
no you still good

>>595051094
just be like lol this isnt worth my time

>>595051141
Modern cunts have no interest on quality. They are useless cum dumpsters. Why bother with such a creature? For limited access to her bloody crotch laceration? Fuck that.

>>595051228
Nice. I will take a quick 5 min shower and I'll be back with a new thread

>>595049221
I'm archiving this thread, yall niggas giving me some great advice

>>595051048
It's a balance mate. You can't be up their ass and you can't be like, fuck this bitch. Be polite and engaged but do your thing.

>>595050525
Dude really, just do the DILF thing, I mean I wouldn't suggest a 18 year old but you could get a 22 easy if you have some money.

>>595051094
>Writing retarded grammar that a nignog would understand

Yea you're good

>>595039764
Quit fucking defering and giving a cunt power. You say the day and time, and if she isnt available you tell her you will check YOUR schedule and let her know. Christ you young plebs.

>>595051094
Top kek hahaha

>>595044731
I cannot stop fucking laughing bro.. wtf.. what the actual fuck lmfao

>>595044731
Get a new shirt too. Wtf is that shit you're wearing?

>>595049221
thats not entirely true. twats are interested in fucking, its in human nature. just don't be beta doormat who showers them attention and compliments and you got a shot.

Ha<

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>>595051889
Hence i said most. These brain damaged subhumans are narcissistic parasites who are slaves to their smartphones and social media. They are brainwashed into thinking they are special snowflakes and worthy of Brad Pitt with millions of dollars. When they look like pic related.

>>595045742
Try taking it a little closer

>>595050867
stfu

>>595041465
"look Mittens, a faggot"

>>595041046
Fuck man you nearly gave me a heart attack don't do shit like that

>>595041046
fuck man, whats wrong with you?!

>>595052614
>>595052614
OP here new thread

>>595052462
yet they're fucking guys who arent brad pitt.

>>595051601
I'm pretty sure I'd get super annoyed with how a 22 year old talks / doesn't talk. Too bad this isn't more like grindr where it's just about sex. Fags don't play games apparently.

I think if I met a girl who used Tinder, that would definitely be a red flag.

As for the guys posting all like 'waah' - remember, they as women are likely getting 'swiped 'yes' on every occasion, and so will have a constant 'queue' of guys they found interesting, all jumping up like little birdies, wanting a bit of mommas scraps - they are a big deal to you, you are NOT a big deal to them.

Like I say - you're in a queue of guys vying for a single females attention. Be aware of that.

The whole platform is fucked; it's a meat market - you're the meat, she's the punter. Remember that.

>>595053016

Are traps on grindr, no homo but I'd prob fuck a passable trap

>>595053220
Beats me, I just know it's for gays and it's all about casual sex.

>>595041042
Is that Megan?

>>595041046
2spooky4me

>>595044731
>cut your god dammed hair
>lose the smirk, it's creepy
>take a good photo, none of that bathroom mirror bullshit
>also unless you're ripped or in the outdoors stick to face shots not full body ones
That's my advice, take it or leave it m8, your choice...

>>595051889
Why is it bad to do the compliments and attention and shit? Isn't that what will get me laid? Why won't it?

>>595053220
Most likely no
Theres a few but the decent ones you find in online chat rooms like tinychat

>>595044731

this guy needs to be a meme.

like photoshop him at the beach, meeting Obama, meeting aliens, all with that smile. If only I had a couple hours to kill.

>>595051889
They're only interested if the guy is hot. A hot guy could pay lots of attention or ignore her, she'll still fuck him over another less attractive guy who thinks he can guess the exact amount of attention to give.

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>>595041465
Jesus Christ man, this looks like an inmate's first after prison photo. Fucking smile a little and either remove the cat or just have him/her in the background.

>>595053956
it's not bad, but some guys do it like it's their job, always trying to please them. give them attention, so they know you're interested, but not too much or else you look desperate and looking for approval from them. as for compliments, they are good since it shows you're interested, but only do them if you mean them sincerely, or else they sound forced. chances are, if you like a girl, you have something nice to compliment them on.

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>>595039301
>I used to be an adventurer like you

>>595054405
listen, humans want to fuck across or up, no one wants fuck down. only reason a women would fuck down, an ugly guy for example, is because he has something that puts him on or above her. it could be fame, money, and the easiest one to get, confidence. its not about guessing the exact of attention to give, its about being yourself, being confident in who you are and not giving a shit what people think of you. girls who like your personality (you won't get them all) will fuck you.

>>595040189
please do this

do you faggots just straight upload selfies of yourself to facebook? wtf I don't take many pics so that seems to be the only option..

You guys are literally so fucking bad at this.

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>>595041465

>>595047061
Top kek

>>595043248
dat hair

>>595051094
You are a fucking retard. Saving this shit for the next cringe thread.