HELP how do I make this happen?
I felt like I had to respond with something
So respond now?
what are you doing nigger
'She'll never have to know'
It's better then what I'm getting now (nothing )
I can't into women and I know that. I know she's not the best looking but she's something. Thanks to all that are actually helping
Mmm if I was the girl I'd want him to leave the cum sock;) I'd give me something to run my tongue over and toss myself off over while he shower his cum off my chest and face;3
Its going to be funny in 2 days when OP Makes a new thread.
> IT WAS LITERALLY JUST THAT!
>"Oh anon i just cant think of you that way your just too nice and sweet of a guy. You deserve better then me."
>BITCH WOULD NO LET ME DO ANYTHING TO HER
> OTHER THEN FUCKING CUDDLE AND MAKE ME LISTEN TO HOW SHE SUCKS OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!!111
She's trying to use her mum as a decoy to test how beta you are. What you need to do is go over there right now, ring the doorbell...when her mum answers it you need to quietly knock her out, lock her in the bathroom, enter the bedroom and do your business you beta faggot.
ill reply with something good if you say something decent.
I know I'm a faggot stop telling me that.
Do you not go out on Friday nights? A night generally considered the weekend, especially after 5pm when most of us get off work? Or are you a basement dwelling neckbeard faggot? The latter? Thought so.
"its nice and warm, my mom will bring us cookies."
>mama wont let me
That's something common for girls, had it happen numerous times where the girl "aborted" / "sabotaged" it at the highest point
99% of the time its just testing, and as i said, girls dont like looking like sluts, thats why they lure you into taking action so they can be all like "I didnt do anything, it just happened!"
Now op, keep on flirting, try escalating sexually but not in a retarded way, dont hide your intentions
>I know I'm a faggot stop telling me that.
Your super autism is showing. My god you're beta. Just ask her out and quit being so desperate. Ask for her number and tell her you'll make plans with her on Friday. You're welcome.
OP I'm you. And I'm doing the same thing with Tinder right now. Bunch of girls moaning about how they want someone with me moaning back at them. TFW when you're a born beta.
Fine I'll just abort you faggots
If you send her one more text suggesting that you'll act as chaperone and general slave for some hugs then you'll be burying this whole scenario 6 feet deep in the ground you autistic beta faggot shitlord...
...but that's none of my business though
>ill drive to you
Lucky for her you aint a fucking serial killer
It would be so easy aswell if you were
Actually fuck it kill her if you want to swear to god you could get away with it
All jokes aside, straight up tell her you know she needs a good fuck and bring up the idea of friends with benefits. Fuck a date, not to be mean but cmon the bitch has a piece of hash on her lip.
Maybe even I'm not that much of a loser. Feels good man.
How the fuck did you fuck that up? You were so in there.
OP is confirmed Beta fag
Am i seriously think that most ya'll cunts come off way to fucking direct?
Too many chicks dilibratly put dickheads in the friendzone because they make to too obvious they wanna root
Unless they are way physically attracted you might have to try a more emotional like game on em
Dude we just had a 18 inch blizzard. Also have you all not read that I said I can't talk to women. I fucked this up because I have no idea what to say. I get that. What should I have done differently?
This thread is the best thing that happened to me today.
I think I want to try this for the lols
Not OP but someone else, give me shitty, but hilarious, key word hilarious, pickup lines to troll with. That's all I do on these apps anyways (it's funny when it has a ~~30% success rate too)
"Want to go on a date?"
Jesus fucking christ man
When a girl replies with "really?"
Say "It's true. oh, it's damn true"
Or put it this way:
"Hey, you wanna go grab a drink this weekend, I know this place at the mall which has good milkshakes."
It's light and perfect for a first impression. Nothing expensive and still nice to get to know her.
>I don't go to school anymore.
Then why are you trying to hook up with underage girls that aren't even mature enough to leave the house without the permission of their mom?
Even if she was 18+, that's a huge red flag. Dude her picture is a huge red flag too.
I know you're a beta with no experience with women but try and at least THINK about who you're trying to fuck. Have some self respect and stop being so fucking thirsty. The harder you try the harder it gets.
Not op, got my own social issues and i build my skills off a collective experience i gather.
Wasn't untill grade 12 i decided to break beta. That was 2 years ago and i'm still building myself
QUICK OP MAKE A NEW THREAD I WANT TO FOLLOW THIS
You need to expose something more than a concern for the weather. When she says you?, she doesn't necessarily mean the weather, she's wondering what you're up to and who you are. Which could be a great thing to show off before asking her on a date.
OP you have another chance, assert your alpha dominance and tell her that you're meeting for a coffee in 30 mins...don't ask her, just tell her you're meeting her.
Don't fuck this up
Nah thats obvious enough, just you hear all the shitty success stories and people give you all those kind of answers. Was just wondering if that actually fucking worked
Probably the biggest thing i've learnt is if you go too hard they'll try keep ya to the side.
It's all making so much sense now...
Yeah, thirsty for coffee.
>I got on my computer because my phone wasn't posting and i thought that was really funny and i rushed so no one else could post it first
i'm fucking retarded.
Yeah if you're starting out man its like training wheels. Don't fucking say if you had to use em but at least you're learning
Still better than being a 24 yo shitlord with a pocket pussy
Im not gonna call you a faggot OP. Thats too nice, you don't deserve to be called that.
The flow of the album is so fucking great
Still venerate Girl'O'clock
depends on their response.
they typically go "??"
If I'm feeling really lucky the convo goes like this:
"next comes l"
"fuck op dont you know your alphabet?"
"oh dang! I guess not! But I'm really good at sex!"
so far 3/10 lol
online dating is a numbers game
either way "k" just starts the convo and gets dumb bitches interested
Send a picture of your cock and say it's cold and needs to burrow in her warm cave, then jack off on her picture and take a photo of it and send it to her. Then one of you licking your own jizz off her face.
That'll her her wetter than horse in a glue factory. Guaranteed.
You are a moron OP, none of these girls will ever give you shit. You are not in anywhere, Have fun cuddling and drinking coffee cause that is exactly all that will happen. Idiot! You're not even good enough to be called a fag, a fag would at least have a chance.