First night on the streets don't know what to do. Bored as fuck
I was living with my brother and his girl. I lost my job in October and have been fighting unemployment for fucking ever . I'm also an alcoholic. I relapse last night and they threw me out
I'm a light sleeper come let me kill you with my rusty bayonet
go to the truckee river OP and hang out with all the homeless people there. which walmart are you near by? the one by grand sierra resort?
i was in reno a lot this summer. love/hate the place
Just be glad you're in a semi-warm climate right now. First thing you need to do is look up local spanging laws so you don't get arrested. And don't fly near homebums or they're gonna hate you, too.
Flying means holding up a sign asking for money ("drunk in reno, need $$ for pussy")... homebums are local, non-travelling bums. Typically they have a small area they live and beg in, and they can be pretty harsh to new or travelling bums.
Oh ok gotcha . Look at that New to the streets already learning some new lingo. I'm a pretty stout dude and I'm on edge as it is . I appreciate the heads up but if anybody fucks with me tonight I'm gonna def stab em in the face
Best wishes OP . Even Hitler was a vagrant at one point in his life.
That's because any hobo you ever see will have that shit hidden away properly. Ain't having no motherfucker jack my phone/not give me $$$ because I have a phone.
Cells are a lifesaver when you're on the streets, worth way more than the $50 you'll get at the pawn store.
No you are worse: a complete fuckup. You don't get to be an alcoholic when you are unemployed. No income=buying essentials only. Alcohol is not essential. You couldn't figure that out and now you're on the streets. Time to start suckin dick for $10 a slob.
OP there is an Olive Garden about 2 minutes north of you. Maybe hang around out back, they'll be getting rid of tonight's leftover food that no one wants. You can probably score some half-eaten breadsticks and macaroni.
Unfortunately most chain restaurants like that will intentionally mix the food with nasty garbage to deter divers. Independent health food stores are the most likely option for still edible food. Also, Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, etc... they throw out ALL donuts in store every 12 hours, mostly in boxes. No locks on dumpsters. I ate lots of donuts when I was homeless....
Dude there's a movie theater right beside you, just go in there. It's dark as fuck, you can just go upstairs to the projection area and sleep. Shit will be closed until noon tomorrow anyways, so you can sleep uninterrupted.
This is an obvious one, but keep a size large McD's cup with ya.. .the ones that are plastic. McD's are everyfuckinwhere, so you can fill up all day. 9/10 times the employees won't even notice, and if they do, say you just went thru drive-thru. Shit, I still do this.....
>take garlic pizza base
>add unspecified meat slices
>add six pieces of penne pasta
>feed quantity of mozzarella to your cat
>politely ask cat to throw up onto your lard-tier abortion of a snack
Im going to go to sleep. Op stay strong /b/rotha. I will be thinking about you while im fuckig a goat in the southern side of the hemisphere getting these nighas out of here hooka boka go back to áfrica and let this be a lesson to ya cause them niggas donr owe shit to ya keep it real bro - World star hip hop
yeah, let's see how long that $38 lasts when you picked up a bottle of vodka..
My uncle worked as a delivery guy for dominos a lot of people get high order pizza and fall asleep before it arrives so they dump them in a dumpster out back so you got potential for free pizza - in the uk at least.
I have a list of free couches/campsites/campers from my group. Includes cell numbers and everything. There's nothing in Nevada, but do you want it anyway? And obviously there's no way I'm just gonna post it here....
Find a hill nearby and build this with pallets you find around your city. Keep a low profile.
all you need is hammer, nails, and tick black plastic bag you can find anywhere for your roof before you put dirty on the top of the wood to avid water coming in.
After your safe location as been build build secret storage and secret tunnels so you can craw into the shelter.
have a time to go inside the shelter and make time random make sure nobody knows your going in there.
Take a backpack with all the good things with you daily, save money for a PO Box at the post office and a GYM membership that has showers for you to look fresh in the morning and go to the Library and apply for jobs or look for job agencies to hire you.
Stop drinking and get your sorry ass back to reality.
OP, go around checking cars to see if they're unlocked, find one and get whatever you need out of it like a blankwt or something valuable
ive been stealing from unlocked cars since age 13
also you should get a lot of blankets and make a tent and use them as carpet and stuff
Krispy Kreme tried to make it here in Canada and they got BTFO in no time flat. Shit donuts with a disgusting CUM GLAZE.
You Americans...I don't know about you guys...
I'd say fuck you, but people are idiots for leaving their cars unlocked. If you actually break a window or force entry though, you're a fucking nigger.
I mean, you're a nigger for stealing, but you're like 95% nigger right now. B&E would be 100% unfiltered niggerdom.
Hey OP, sorry you're on the streets, I was nearly there few years back in 2008. Ended up living in a 1 bedroom house with 6 people and 4 dogs. Times get hard, but my man you'll get through it. Go down to DSS and tell them your situation and see if they have any emergency housing you can stay in until a gov apartment opens up and get some ebt and medicade. Godspeed OP
i suggest listening to this too
He's going to print it out and cum on it to show everyone.
>OP swaggers into the bar wearing his backpack
>duffel bag over shoulder
>giant bottle of vodka in hand
>hey who wants to fuck me and let me sleep at their place for the night
>literally the only person to respond is a giant gay bear sitting at the bar
>OP spends the night getting his ass destroyed
>wakes up to a 300lbs faggot rubbing his chest
>mouth tastes like cum
>OP realizes he actually enjoys this greatly
>because OP is a fag