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b, what's your deepest secret ?

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b, what's your deepest secret ?
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I had sex with every component of my family.
Nobody of them know nothing about the others.
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>>594622371
Le kekkest kekker of m8
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>>594621807
My deepest secret is I want the fucking sauce
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>>594621807
i've fooled around with a few of my cousins. two of em were sisters and would take turns jerking me off. but now i suck with women so...
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>>594621807
im a girl btw
and an oldfag too
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I am your father
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>>594622782
are you a pretty girl?
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>>594622782

TITS OR GTFO
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>>594623064
video link for that pic i have watched it once kinda funny and sad at the same time
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I was gonna write that i am that famous girl singer who lurks /b/. But i dont know her name.

I guess that is how relevant she is to me, which might be good to know.

That was a secret, but it aint a secret no more
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>>594621807
I would rather live the life of someone in an Elder Scrolls game than my current life. Not killing dragons and shit, just traveling and making my money by doing odd jobs for anyone who needs anything done. I'm currently trying to learn how to pickpocket
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fucked cousin
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>>594623385
i've never seen the source.
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>>594623329
It was a secret. And it still is.

But really, i am a manly guy! Hihihi
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>>594621807
this morning I ate a girls pussy that had just been filled with someone elses cum
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>>594623708
does he know it? because then its not a secret ur a faget
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>>594623908

fuck you cunt
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>>594623633
>trying to learn how to pickpocket
congratulations you aren't a nigger!
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im a girl
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>>594623329
Kek'd
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i am barak obama
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>>594624060

nope rohypnol
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>>594624456
I love you Mr.President!
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I was at a party a few days ago, with the idea to finally getting my childhood friend/neighbour. Long story short it didn't work out, I got shitfaced and ended up getting fancy with a guy.
I liked it.
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am gonna married with the woman i lost my virginity. I would like to sleep with more womans but cannot do that to the woman i love....so am probably die sleeping with only one woman in my life
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>>594621807
i did it.
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I'm still in love with a woman I only knew through late night phone calls, texts, and social media. She's also an old buddy's ex which is how I know her. Fell in love at 16 and we stopped talking 4ish months later. now I'm 21 in a relationship with a beautiful woman of 3 years and it drives me nuts that I think about my first love at least once a week.
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>>594622371
Nodbody of them know.
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>>594621807
inb5 i let da dowgs out
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>>594623603
>trying this hard
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>>594621807
I still play RuneScape
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>>594624965
im in the same boat.
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>>594625499
>>594624965
Better than me, though.
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>>594621807
I once put my mothers dildo in my ass.

I've got my own shit now though
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>>594625499
>>594624965
same boat, also, probably going to cheat.
wedding is less than a month away.
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>>594621807
Someday my friend hug me, it was for fun, cuz we aren't gays but... I want do it again so hard.
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>>594623633
>pro-tip : best place to pick pockets at the club
>alcohol+rowdy ppl no one will think twice if you "bump" into them
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>>594625077
how could this be unnoticed? checked and confirmed, niggers
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My girlfriend pissed me off so j went on craigslist shitfaced drunk to find a girl to fuck..3 hrs later I'm in a parking lot getting blown by some dude while I watch porn on my phone until I cum in his mouth. First and only time I've done that
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>>594622782
Lets see your tits old fag
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When i was 17 i went into a dark room drunk.
there was a woman in the bed ended up with me fucking her without realising it was my best friends mom! KEK
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>>594621807
I participated in a drunk gangbang/ orgy thing with 2 girls and 8 guys.

One of the girls was my sister.
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I enjoy being humiliated by guys online, and would honestly sell my used underwear/socks/cumrags to sissy fags after the men who enjoy using&abusing me have let me cum.

Also really want to be used by a guy for a full weekend, while locked up in chastity. I also really enjoy crossdressing and being a dirty little fuckslut.

I'm a 22-year-old male

and bisexual.
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My wife's sister had an affair with me before my wife and I started dating. My wife doesn't know anything about it. The sister was actually the one who introduced my wife and I to each other, so it worked out.
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I'm a "recovering" drug addict, have fucked around 80-90 tranny hookers and non hookers, have had 3 STDs, last one syphilis. My girlfriend doesn't know about it and loves me to death.
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>>594626874
Did you fuck her?
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>>594625077
I'm proud, son.
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in love with my sister
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I want to cheat on my girl.
I have cheated on my girl.
I'm activily trying to fuck my sister.
I LOVE CP. though i hide it well.
used my grandma's dildo once.
blah blah blah
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>>594625649
Most people i know don't use a coke can
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Been married over 20 years with kids, love the wife but she is a zero in bed. Meaning it is basically shut off and if it happens it is pathetic. So now I have a beautiful girlfriend on the side. Blonde spinner that is neglected by her husband. We have great sex and kik each other all day. We met on Ashley Madison.
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I got frustrated in a firefight because we couldn't tell where the shots were coming from so I shot an old man standing next to his house simply because he was the only person I could see.
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Sometimes, especially after blazing, i have insane cravings for prostate stimuli, although ive never actually come from it.
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I sucked my first and last dick when I was 7 years old
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>>594626836
Greentext it
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>>594627406

Blow Job and Finger no sex with her.

>and yes I regret that I didn't fuck her.
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>>594625649
whats the coke for
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>>594627629
kek
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>>594626537
you knew it was a dude online or discovered this in the parking lot?
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>>594627903
Wow, you cuckold faggot. Did you just sit back and watch her get pounded by a pack of wild niggers?
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>>594627707
fullblown ambush,
dude just standing next to his house,
sounds bloody sus to me.
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>I love little girls
>When my sister was 4 and i was 20 i sucked her tiny pussy
>She is 16 now
>She remember dat shit
>I know it coz her diary
>She is not really scared of that
>Lucky asshole
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I broke a 3 year old leg on purpose.
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>>594624083
Poor christian woman raped an murderd by Muslim bastards hope there burning in hell while being raped by devil
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>>594628081

Only 1 nigger in the group and he didnt fuck her either
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>>594628111
Southern Helmand province in afghanistan, we took sporadic harassing fire from a tree line(which is pretty normal and the locals are used to it) and the guy was 400-500 meters to the left of our position. No one around there seems to her too excited by gun shots or explosions
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>>594628220
where did you get a 3 year old leg, how did you preserve it?
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I act like the "comedy relief" in my social group i.e laugh at stupid shit and do shit that makes people laugh because it's retarded. But really i'm the smartest and i do it because everyone seems more open with me about secrets and shit so i like to manipulate them in ways they don't know it's me because i know what triggers them, for example if someone i don't like starts wanting in on the group i'll get them to trigger each member and then i'll just say "bit of a cunt that Phil" which will initiate a discussion about him and people will agree he's a cunt because they've been triggered by him. It also gets me laid a fair amount too, i'd go into detail how but it's really fucking complicated. I've had this group of friends for a while now and the first reason for me doing this was because i quickly saw the roles being taken (the leader, the leaders right hand, the cunt,the smart one.. etc) and i feared they would see no use for me so i started pretending to do some drugs like weed, sometimes i actually would but i exaggerated the use and now they think it affected me mentally (which is why they think i stopped) the drug method was a way to get them to not think about how i went from pretty intelligent to stupid in a few months. It comes with it's downers though, they'll expect me to do stupid shit , not force me but "I bet i could make the jump into the lake from here...." "nah mate, i'll have you know i'm fucking pro diver my dad was once a fisherman (stupid shit that makes no sense but somewhat related, fish-water-jumping in water)" and then i jump in to prove i am the wild card/comic relief.
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I'm a famous rapper that is "dead" for 19 years.
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I am moot
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While on vacation, my sister and I had our own room, ended up meeting another brother and sister that we hung out with. About a day before we left, we ended up in our room and I fucked the sister while her brother fucked my sister. It was a very interesting experience.
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cheated on my gf a week ago, now i have an STD..
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>>594628450
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>>594624127
>innocent black kid
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>>594628510
Fucking autocorrect. The leg of a 3 year old child ...
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>>594628529
also i have to drop in grades and shit, which doesn't bother me because then i'll attain them later on and will just say "Yeah, got a C" when really i got an A
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>want to fuck gfs sister
>jerk off to her instagram every few days
>one time she left a pair of heeled boots at my place
>would fap to her pix and sniff the inside of the boot
>sometimes id cum on the other one

i think she would fuck, in different circumstances. i went to a wedding with the two of them and we were shitfaced and sitting inside some covered gazebo thing that was like a little cave and we came this close to fucking around. occasionally ill catch her eying me. its difficult to behave
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>>594624965
Some don't sleep with any be greatful
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>>594628529
>i was only pretending to be retarded
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>>594625077
u betr check these trips m8
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once i lived in a apartment-sharing community. i shared the flat with a girl. she and i were both studding. i really wanted to have a cool but normal community with here. nothing creepy. just friends thats all. but she just didnt care. although i was really nice to her. well the years went bye and i realized that all she ll every say to me is and will be "hello". if she even says that and not mumbles something no sane man could understand. anyway. this somehow really pissed me off. so, 3 month before i moved it, i started jizzing into that cunts shampoo, lotion and what ever the fuck she used to shower. it was a great way to let off steam and she didnt bother me anymore. also, 2 days before moving out i unistalled every little fucking think that belonged to me. wich was quite anything besides whats in her room. also i took the toilett seat so she had to sit on the toilet bowl.
anyhow, that part about the jizzing is the secret.
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>>594628741
Where did you get the leg of a 3 year old child? Did its parent not notice you taking it?
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>>594628206
Has she ever said anything to you about it? What did get diary say?
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>>594628962
exactly
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>>594629002
damn son so close...

also checkem
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>>594624965
nothing wrong with that
plus if you really trust each other thing are gonna get kinkyyyyyy
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>>594629063
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I'm still in love with the girl I dated when I was 15-16. I started going through some mental troubles and ended up taking pretty much all of it out on her, and after about a year of me being a total prick, she left me, and I blamed the relationship failing totally on her.

>mfw I realized it was me who fucked it up
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>>594621807
I raped a very close friend of mine when she was asleep once. We have had this kind of fuck buddy relationship but she decided for it to end on her own.
>Fast forward three months
>All the sudden she casually wants to sleep at my place for a few nights.
>Played with her and took pictures
>last night end up fucking her after a we'd been to the pub
>Woke up next morning, still horny as fuck and seducted her into having sex.
>"I have never woken up this horny before"
>Keep fucking for three months before she throw me away

Just heard the other day she's fucking an old classmate of mine. I hate her really much, because she's a niggerloving cumdumpster and as soon as I manage to restore my broken external HDD /b/ will be the first ones to recieve my glorious OC

>pic related, it's her
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it´s kinda strange when i think about it, but
i really can´t think of a secret, that i might have, because iam into psychology and sociology and
i find out that secrets are only necessary in a world
with incomplete competitionship. since i always tell people my thoughts and incentives i gave u the idea of being a cheeky cunt and reveal every private detail, it´s a good therapy btw.
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>>594624965
Don't worry. You'll get another chance in a couple of years when she's divorced you and taken everything you own
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>>594627848
Me too I hope he dies everyday I hate myself can't form relationships with woman getting over it little by little I feel your pain if your in any peace
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>>594628070
Found out there and said nothing and rolled with it. No words were spoken. Awkward as fuck but I came then went.
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I fucked my boyfriend's dad when we were drunk.

Thank you, morning after pill.
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>>594627702
How old are you both?
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From the age of 13-16 I molested both my cousins in their sleep. One was 8 at the time the other was 6. I put a pencil between the 8 year olds ass cheeks one night then used it the rest of the day in school. I had a boner the whole day. It still smelled like her ass when I got home. I also ate the 6 year olds pussy while she slept. She started to wake up and I ran, I could hear her crying in the bathroom.
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when i was younger about 10-12 i used to go up to my cousins room and we would mess around and i would try to put it in, i got hand jobs from her and from time to time she would give me head, im 26 now and i wonder if she would do things with me again, but i dont know how to go about doing this...
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>>594622371
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my wife fucks my asshole every day with a big strap on and I orgasm with my prostate. She cums from a vibrator on her pussy during this. We are a normal family, except for that.
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MId 40's
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>>594626874
full story now
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Some older chick molested me when I was 9.lol
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>>594630395
Mid 40's
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>>594630261
my nigga
i have no big one
the biggest would be that i sneaked out a lil bud for a spliff from a friend
and that shit made me feel bad
otherwise nothing
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>>594630761
>>594627702
Dad?
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>>594621807
I'm planning on cheating on my girlfriend with someone I met recently. I just sick of the relationship, and I feel i need to do this to feel good about myself.
I'm feeling surprisingly way less remorse or guilt that i ever thought i'd feel.
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Haven't really left my house due to depression and shit and to be true i kinda like it. Everyone's telling me i have to become "normal" again, but if i had the choice i would stay inside forever.
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>>594626546
>lets see your tits old fag

Anyone notice how terrible and repulsive this would sound outside of 4chan?
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>>594631008
Wait till u cum. Ull know then if u feel guilt
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>>594631319
truth.... but it fades
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>>594628569
Whatever, Tupac
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>>594628529

lol you are being used + you are a very sad person acting all the time, homo
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>>594628206
Pics of diary
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>>594621807

had a fuck buddy
we ended that shit
half a year later she texts me
captain obvious wanting to fuck
but damn i had some fucking std shit from that hoe or another
went to doc
got some shit
isn't transmitable when it isn't showing
but damn son had like 4 spots around my dick
put creme on it
didn't shave so she couldn't see that shit
fucked her anyway a couple of times
bet i got it from her
she was fucking around like a hoe at that time
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>>594621807
I like to spread my ballsack apart when i take a hot shower. the feeling of hot water droplets hitting your ballsack is like a thousand finger nails scratching until end.
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>Thursday night is big drinking night in my college town
>after bar close
>go to car, get in
>there is a fucking girl I've never seen before passed out in my car
>dead to the world, can't wake her up
>drive home
>carry her to my room
>take her clothes off
>lick her pussy
>start to fuck her
>she kinds half wakes up a little a couple times while we're fucking
>in the morning tell her we met at a bar and she came home with me
>she can't remember much of the previous night and believes me
>starts crying because she has a boyfriend
>tells him, gets dumped, her and I start dating a little while afterwards
We've been dating for three years now, and she's amazing. Going to propose soon. Never going to tell her that we meet by me raping her.
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> tricked my niece to suck my cock 3 different time
> ill get a booner and walk around with it and she stare at it and sometimes gives me a hand job
> she pretty much uses me to get stuff
> shes 16
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>>594622371
you a dude or chick?
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>>594621807
Sometimes I think I have a psychosis. Filled out a test recently, turned out negative. Don't know how to feel about that now. Sometimes I just want to irradicate every intolerant or religious human being, but then I remember that this wouldn't solve the problem of utter shallowness in the modern generation, and this thought just makes me sick to my stomach.

captcha: enabl
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>>594631140
Brother?
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>>594631643
Wow. I faked sick for a month in 6th grade.
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>>594631319
Honestly i'm just want the relationship to be over. It's just that theres nothing in specific wrong, so im just being a faggot beta that doesnt know how to approach her and tell her it's over.
so now i'm compensating by cheating on her.
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>>594630516
nice. i love prostate
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>>594631958
90% of the time i post my situation someone replies and asks if i'm someone they know. Seems like there are a lot of people in a similar situation.
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>>594631643
Win.
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