Any pedo experience stories anyone?
shut up and enjoy the sweet lolicon
You're using that word wrong...
We're enjoying loli, therefore we are the lolicons.
1. Lolis are not cute (they are children but with bigger heads and eyes)
2. Lolis are not sexy (flat chest? No curves? Come on!)
3. Lolis are not your sex slaves (it's illegal, obviously)
4. I'm Spiderman (fuck yeah!)
Another Comrade Joins The Fray!
What's an uncivilized western country? The USA?
Yuji: (stands up) It's the only reason I'm not famous! If people could viral market by texting about me, I wouldn't be signing books! I would be signing diamonds!
Mordecai: Um, yeah.
Yuji: "Um, yeah" is right, bro! I went to this tattoo shop and check out what happened. (reveals a tattoo on his back that says "You Hi")
Mordecai: Hmm. So can I get a picture with you to show what I was texting about?
Yuji: Let me check my planner. (we see a reminder under Tuesday 15 that says "Buy more planners?") I think I can pencil you in.
Mordecai: Awesome! Where do you want to take the picture?
Yuji: Ohhh, we can take it anywhere extreme!
Mordecai: Um....How about the roof?
Yuji: Can I base-jump off it afterwards?
(Cut to the three of them on the roof.)
Rigby: (setting the phone) Ok. Ready?
Yuji: (blocking his head) Ugh, the glare from the sun is too extreme.
Mordecai: I thought you liked thing extreme.
Yuji: Not when it comes to white balance, bro! We gotta wait for that cloud to float over and block that sun.
(text message sounds)
Rigby: Hey, you got a text from CJ. It says "I get off work in half an hour - text me then."
Mordecai: Ugh! We're running out of time.
Yuji: Ok, so picture won't work. Let me text this X-treme-Anita. (takes phone)
Yuji: "Sup, this is Yuji, blowin' up your call brick!" Sendo! (the "Yuji" is revealed to have corrected to "you hi") Ex-sqeeze me? (types) Re-sendo! (message has the same result) Urrgh! What the extreme?! Stupid phone! I can't even send my own name! Ooooh, I hate myself! (drops phone) I'm such a loser. (kneels) I never should have changed my name from Eugene Mendalman.
Mordecai: (picks up his phone) Let me try. (starts texting) I can still fix this. (show that he sent "That was the real You hi!") Ugh, come on! (texts again) Send! (same message) Aaaaaaah!
Rigby: Dude, chill!
Mordecai: (texting) Maybe if I type "you hi", it'll auto-correct to "yuji" (multi-sends "you hi" to CJ) Send! Send!!!
Bernd reporting in.