>be me >have been into analplay since I was 13 >can

So where's this video anon?

>>594395654
what a meta slut

Was hoping that somebody walked in or something 0/10

Didn't even turn into an incest story 0/10

>>594395895
I delete the videos after a few days, cause I'm scared of people finding it, and because I quickly get bored of them after "using" them a few times

>>594396390
Fucking kill yourself.

>>594396390
>>594396418
Or just record a new video. Or even better - make a live stream.

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>>594395654
Did it look kind of like this?

>>594396619
yes, except I don't crossdress

sauce?

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>>594395654

I'm a submissive bi guy on the down low. I've sucked a few cocks, but I really want to be fucked in the ass. I recently bought a suction cup dildo to start training my ass until I can cum from fucking alone.

What type of lube do you recommend for anal? I tried the lube I use with my fleshlight, but it kinda burned a little.

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>>594396804
Lol its me sticking stuff in my butt.
>if you look closely, you can see cum dripping out =p

>>594397164
I can see it... I wish you could make it drip in my mouth...

so do you fap to your own vids too, or is it just for the pleasure of exposing yourself?

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Put more things in there.

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>>594397688

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>>594397743
Lovely.

I think more gifs are in order.

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>>594397660
Haha both. After I did this one, I watched the video and it made me cum twice =p

>>594398898
Sooo fucking close

>>594398898
Anon, would you kindly share those videos with us? For the good of mankind.

>>594398898
ever though about sharing a vid or two?

>>594398898
Oi vey goyim 6million!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5LTgTGPFKc

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>>594400713
I am all over, establishing my name.

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>>594399554
>>594399758
Its too bad the webm"s can't do sound. I made the cutest little moaning sound when I pulled the dildo out =p

>>594400974
Upload it to xtube and give us the link. The world needs this.

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>>594401088
>>594401234
Haha well I'm on my phone rynow tho. So I can't. But I'm flattered :3

>>594400974
we need to hear that

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>>594400993
I am an ostrich, I do not need it.

Who else is stupid enough to post pictures of ostriches.

>>594400974
I wish I could fuck your ass and suck your cute little clitty

>>594398898
Now this, is glorious. Nicely done.

>>594395654
pasta
saw th exact same thread a few times

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Im considering anal play, but I have never done it before, nor I do have any toys. Is anyone able to.. introduce me to this a little further?

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>>594401924
>>594402292
>>594402503
>_< thnxx!
>>594402789
Omg, get toys. Its really fun!

>>594402789
It's all about hitting your prostate and having the correct mindset. The prostate isn't hard to find. It's more mental then physical, imo

>>594402578
your point being?

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>>594403230
You're going places.

>>594403230
moar

>>594403230
what kind of toys/ items are needed for just starting out with no training?

>>594396804
>yes, except I don't crossdress

doesn't that just make you gay then ? lol

>>594397030
Why nui here?

>>594396390
Fuck off op

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>>594403831
>>594404073
Thnxx, m8
>>594404200
Lul protips: Start with something small. I tried a sharpie first *blushes* =p
>just make sure you use plenty of lube and you shave your ass...

>>594404445
And crossdressing would make it perfectly straight?

>>594404868
who do i need to shave my ass?

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>>594404868
YOU'D GO A LOT FURTHER IF YOU DIDN'T TALK AS CRINGEY.

SHOW US YOUR DICK.

>>594405034
why*

>>594403470
What kind of mind set should you be in

Fegit anon way cooler than fegit OP

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>>594395654

So what you are saying is, that I should buy myself a camera next week...

Anal play while high as hell is amazing. Have you tried poppers?
A few whiffs of it right before orgasm and it shoots me into the stratosphere, and I remain a shivering, cumming, whimpering mess for like 10-15 minutes before I get my bearings atleast a bit.

25 and using toys for over 2 years now and yet I wish I started loosening up more, I rarely use my biggest dildos (which are still just 18cm/5cm girth) since its still so much work to get it in me and start riding.

>>594405034
Cus Its easier to slide toys into a smooth ass, rather than a gross hairy velchro patch one...

>>594405092
You're calling me cringey?
>you're pretending to be a fucking ostrich in an anal stimulation thread, m8...
>I'm not fucking listening to you

>>594405034

Do you like shaved pussies or ones surrounded by hair?

Also
>>594405301
and not only that but hair wastes lube too.

>>594404868
>=p
>lul
>*blushes*
Jesus fucking christ are you a 14 year old girl?

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>>594405604
u want a beak job? YOU SISSY TURKEY BUTT.

>>594405908

That is usually the persona of most sissy boys, why the surprise?

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>>594405908
Lol you caught me

>>594395654
>>be me

>>594405241
where can i find poppers? ive only ever heard of them never seen where they are bought

>>594406386

Sex shops sell them, its legal in most places.

I now have a routine of buying new toys whenever my popper runs out since I "have to order from them anyay".

Luckily poppers last long even if you use them erryday.

>>594406386
Lol. Did you try dark alley ways? Gay night clubs? Niggers? You just gotta look broseph

>>594396070
same

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>>594405908
>>594406330

THIS IS HORRIBLE.

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>>594404554

I like to imagine this as her face when a cock enters her ass.

>>594406761

Fara too innocent and surprised face, Nui is a lewd cockwarmer.

>>594395654
Have any advice on anal play, I can never cum hands free

>>594406979 Nonon is best girl no matter what. That voice

>>594407394

My choice too bro.
Though if Nui got some personality or some screentime she might've swayed me.

>>594407000

Edge for 3 hours then sit on a dildo and ride it like a bitch in heat.

I only came hands free like 2~ times but mostly because I dont even try, I much prefer getting both the ass and dick sensations than just one, but many times I come close just from hitting my prostate a bit too wildly (not even riding) and bang...

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Could I be a trap?

>>594408107
Shave.

>>594408107

Pretty hard to tell from looking at a small picture of a hairy ass.

>>594408263
fuckin lol

>>594408158
and yea i do. Im just too lazy :p

>>594395654
Op I'm the same, I fucking love anal. Anyone out there who says assplay is gay should look at themselves any time they touch their own cock. They're denying themselves a whole world of pleasure.

Only downside is it's not easily accessible, the amount of times I've gotten ready for a session only to find my body has decided to make nothing but wet shit. I don't have time to enema effectively and still enjoy everything else.

>>594408099
She was just the generic annoying cunt. Imagine if you would have to live in the same house with her. Poor Satsuki(Ragyo doesnt count since she decided to live with nui, also they probably fuck all day long so there's that)

>>594408107
Nice ass

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>>594408671

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>>594408671
more ass

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>>594409262

>>594408582

Yeah all the prep time is quite a drag, though if you keep a good diet you can reduce it very much, eats lots of fiber and stuff.
But yeah, I IMMENSELY regret not playing with my ass since I was like 12...
Sadly I always tinkered with my fingers the first time and I still dont like fingers in my ass to this day, so I was always turned off by it.

>>594408666

Well, y'know
>Imagine if you would have to live in the same house with her
>probably fuck all day long

But yeah, she was left too shallow and only had her annoying parts in, I still love her design and voice though.

>>594408923
I'd love to be balls deep in that.

>>594407000
New to thread.
Think like a slut, cry out for daddy to fill you with cum, get into it mentally.

I got a thick 8" real feel dildo, but my gfs textured 6 inch feels perfect. It grips the walls of.my ass and feels amazing. It's the same size as my cock, so I think about how my cock must feel in gfs ass and it drives me crazy.

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>>594408923
>>594409372

Shave

>>594404868
Cringed. Faggot.

So I'm getting into anal play, got myself a couple of toys: two cheap buttplugs and a feeeldoe. How do you deal with the shit, how do you get ready for anal sex?

>>594409372
I like your cock too.

>>594395654

You are a fag!

Enjoy the aids.

>>594409565

Most convenient, get an enema bag.

Personally I bought a second showerhead I just screw on, press up to my anus, once I feel filled, just hop on over the toilet, let it out, repeat until clean water comes out.

Guess no other fags around now

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>>594409372
>>594408923
>>594408158
>>594405689
>>594405301
>>594405034

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>>594409636
Thanks

>>594411580

People epilate around their genitals?
Hurts like ass, I really hate how much work keeping shaved is, my skin really hates blades...

>>594409909
Started doing this a couple years ago. It can take some time to get completely cleaned out, depending on how full you go (I get pretty full).

but the transformation from shitter mode to pussy mode is worth it.

Captcha: rtsvat effective

Yes, Captcha. It is very effective.

>>594411668
I'd sit on it any day.

>>594412228
Where are you located?

>>594395654
noooot baaaaad

>>594411932
>shitter mode to pussy mode

Nice way to put it, its worth it so much.

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>>594409262
you are doing it wrong

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gonna post some slutty stuff before the thread dies for good

Fuck 4chan is turning me gayer each day.

>>594411796

I actually epilated (now EP because) in front up around my cock and most of the "bush" area. I've been EPing for 8 months or so, and I've been able to do everything from toes up to lower back and armpits. EVERYTHING, except front pubes.

If I'd never had gallstones or chronically ingrown toenails, I'd say it hurt like a motherfucker. Most people do a shot or two before EPing sensitive areas.

That area is especially tricky because you have to do all sorts of weird pulling and stretching and pressing to make a surface that is taut and flat enough that the EP head can reach the roots effectively. And then you do it all again for the next little patch.

But I was finally able to do it last night. Motherfucking achievement unlocked: EXTRA SMOOTH

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>>594413791

Think about it like this - you just get more stuff to fap to, like doubling all available porn to you.

>>594414014
I'm not complaining, I'm just wondering how long it will take 'till I go full bisexual. Can't get past feminine traps yet.

>>594404870
well yeah, obviously. what, are you stupid?

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>>594413871

How long does it stay like that in return for all the pain?

I LOVE to have my dick, balls and ass super smooth but I don't dare use veet on my dick on a routine basis, I mean its literally some strong ass chem all over my dick.

But shaving is impossible unless I want a zitty mess of a dick.
Right now I just trim as short as I can with an electric razor.

Also no idea on how to do my balls, do you EP that too?

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enjoy

>>594395654
Does your asshole leak too? Jesus Christ you are a massive faggot even for being OP

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>>594414392
>>594414514

You?

Very hot, love the shape of your dick, exactly the same as my favorite vibrator.

>>594414334
It will happen eventually.

>>594414699
I just hope it doesn't go past that. I don't want to stop liking women.

>>594395654
Share the video for us perhaps?

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>>594414666
me. thanks.

>>594414856
depends on you naturally. and what you actually end up doing in real life. looking is one thing

>>594414856
You won't stop liking women, you'll just start to like men more and more until you can go either way.

>>594414856
you were already naturally inclined to like dicks or the images would have never interested you.

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>>594414334

I only had the occasional gayfap + guiltrip between 10-20, and years of occasionaly twink/feminine/trap stuff later, shota and drawn boys, now at 25 I'm into manly dudes too, sometimes not even just in the sub setting.

Its scary just how far sexual horizons can broaden, but its very enjoyable.

>>594414856
you probably wont stop liking women but youll probably end up liking being a bottom more..

>>594414856
Even if you do end up liking guys, you can't stop liking women.You probably just never fully realised you liked dick.You'll probably end up at 50% for guys and 50% for women.You have nothing to worry about.

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>>594414856

Ahha no chance, being gay isnt an infection that takes you over, its really up to your what attraction you nurture.
I've chosen to indulge in it simply because its just fapping, you are alone, nobody knows or will ever now. Be honest with yourself and theres no more guilt, you just get to like more things - not replace what you like.

Gay people - real gay people probably never enjoyed pussy and just went through the motions due to peer pressure before coming out - its not like you feel that way right now so you won't end up gay.

>>594415042
>>594415114
>>594415125
>>594415188
>>594415248
>>594415307
Christ, okay, I get it.
Thanks though, been fapping to this stuff for quite some time now, but I sometimes just get that feeling.

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>>594415307

Or 33% women, 33% men, and 33% of their mix of all different types.

>>594414856
for me when i started doing stuff it changed me from dom to sub and then guys became more appealing

>>594415666
Fuck you Satan, you're just teasing, post the gif.

>>594415188
Same here. Fat men in particular are my favorite.

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>>594415682

Definitely the biggest switching point, thats when you find out how nice women have it being sluts and being taken care of.

>>594415839
looks like a fake dick

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>>594395654
Who is this artist again? inercest or something?> tryna find this shit.

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>>594415785

Sorry bro I thought its the gif, i dont have the gif but I added some like it to the queue.

>>594415797

Strong daddy types with beards make me moist.
Yet half my gay porn is definitley full of the smoothest twinks I could find.

>>594415839
seriously. it started giving in and sucking dick once then realizing i really liked that did that more and more that changed my mindset and i found myself imagining being the girl in porn sometimes and finally gave in and lost my anal vcard. i used to think i was completely straight and i havent been with a girl in like 2 years now

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>>594416079

InCase

Get ready for your dick to burn.

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>>594416184
ty anon, and yes it will.Here have an glorious co-operation.

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>>594416136

I haven't done anything with men yet but I'm definitely at the point where if I had the opportunity I'd be on my knees in a second.

I dont think of myself as gay even though I didnt have a relationship with women for years now, no sex either - but again, if somehow the opporunity presented itself I'd even go for a boyfriend.
Not much of a chance of that happening though.

I know like one gay dude and he repulses me.

>>594416108
Not a big fan of the daddy look. I just like soft, jiggly bellies and wanting them to get bigger.

>>594401880
How many people would I need to get to sign a petition to get you to post it?

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>>594416519

I'm not into fat myself but this is what makes it all work, that we have different preferences.
Though some guys wear the teddy bear look pretty well and I'd be down for that too.

>>594415728
That's one smooth yummy tummy!

>>594416427
i started the same way i had to will myself to stay horny for a few days until my friend set me up with a guy.. once you suck a dick i think things will change for you. i only used to look at feminine guys and traps now it hunky daddy guys

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>>594416720

Yeah, though a bit too smooth, the airbrush is showing.

>>594406590
Okay, which ones would you recommend to get?

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>>594416731

I can't wait, sadly I have to live with my parents right now to support them, hopefully that'll be over (not in a bad way lol) in half a year or so and I'll be on my own to live out my closet fantasies.

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>>594417061

I honestly couldn't tell the difference between any of them and I tried several brands, its the same thing in all of them.

Fuck, 4chan confuses me more and more everyday. Now i want to fuck some boys ass and i'm not even gay (i think).

>>594414366
>How long does it stay like that in return for all the pain?
Weeks. It's definitely worth it for legs/ass. I'll report specifics on my pubic area once it grows out. I'm hoping it grows slower than it does on my legs.

> LOVE to have my dick, balls and ass super smooth but I don't dare use veet on my dick on a routine basis, I mean its literally some strong ass chem all over my dick.
Tried Veet once. It worked great on my legs but I was super pissed because it didn't last longer than shaving. When I tried it on my pubes, it was the same as shaving but the skin looked angry as hell. Didn't actually feel worse than a sloppy shaving job, so it was kind-of funny how wretched the area looked. It went away eventually, but now I have a 3/4 bottle of Veet looking pathetic and abandoned in my bathroom.

>Also no idea on how to do my balls, do you EP that too?
Yep. It doesn't even feel that bad. I'd rate it about the same as doing the fronts of my thighs. For me, at least, it was far, far easier than around my cock.

Balls were a big win, actually. Not only did EPing them not hurt that bad, but it seems like it was super effective, so my ball hairs grow back significantly fewer in number. They barely take any upkeep at all.

Also, don't worry about testicle pain: It's not like you're punching yourself in the nads, and your sack will stretch in all different directions so you won't end up pressing on them directly. And if you start with your legs, you'll have enough practice by the time you're ready to tackle your balls.

God, I should make a blog or something.

>>594417165
you can still go meet people. my best friend was a lesbian and id hang out with her like everyday after work shes the one that set me up with a guy after i had broken down and told her i had thoughts. after the first time he started coming over like every week then a couple of times a week then daily and after sucking a hard dick so much and tasting cum when you feel him pulsing you wonder what itd be like in you

>>594417381
nope nope nope

because foreskin..that shit should be illegal

>>594395654
LOL same here except I am on female hormones and live as a fulltime girl. I love looking at my body as I ride my dildo, i don't even touch my penis except to wash it.

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>>594417367

I see, I think I'll get one now and see how it goes, summer isnt that far off and I guess I'll still have to have some leg hair at that time.

Did you use the sensitive skin veet?
Beyond some redness that went away in 30~ mins mine did an amazing job - without my skin going crazy with zits all over.
Still, its like weak acid so I wont go there.

Tha balls sound nice, both your and what I can do with my own then.

>>594417351
Don't worry about it, just go fuck that boy's ass.

>>594417844
pics or it didn't happen.

>>594416108
How would you feel about a smooth daddy?

I've got the belly you're looking for (I'm on the tubby side of my tubby-fit-tubby-fit cycle)

>>594417347
Well, I don't think they have them at my store.

>>594417951
nope, i don't share my pics for nothing in return, like any good girl I charge for it

>>594415504
Wow, want to suck that so bad

>>594418162
Ah, you fucking tease. Do you actually charge for them or is that you just saying you would want pics in return?

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>>594417493

I have no intentions of coming out to anyone, family is pretty judgemental and whatever, plus I have no friends with many gay friends.
Tbh openly gay people are rare as hell here in central eu.

>>594417688

Opinions, I love foreskin, which is why I had that imo amazing dick saved.

>>594417962

Sounds good, a belly is fine, being bigger than me is always a turn on

>>594418004

Look for another store - webshops.
Mine has Jungle Juice, Gold, Colt Fuel, Amsterdam, Blue boy and all other kinds of brands.
Not sure, maybe this is more common in the EU?

All of them pentil nitrite

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>>594418470
no I actually charge for them, I have to save up for this operation and its 17 grand

>>594417493
first time anal was weird i didnt try it again for a few weeks but the urge to try again got stronger and everytime it got better until it was a regular thing. in about 2 and a half months i pretty much went from "straight" to sub boi

slowly getting my GF in to doing anal stuff on me, she blew me a few times now while fingering my ass.

shits cash

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>>594418573

Uh, get out with that shit please, we really didnt need to see that.

Personally all I would feel with a girl who had that done is 'what a waste'

>>594414366
>>594414401
Dayum. The world needs more latex.

>>594418573
Aw sucks, maybe I would have considered trading pics. Still, you gotta do what you gotta do I guess, too bad I'm poor as fuck.

Is it weird to not be atracted to men, but want to fuck some sissy ass?
I'm seriously thinking on doing it, but i don't know how that would make me feel afterwards.

>>594418566
>central eu
Why. I'm all the way in western europe.

>>594418864
Well I am not doing it for you. Do you not realise for all real mtf's this is the endgame. I am not a chick with a dick, I am a girl with a birth defect that needs correction. Plus that vid is 10 years old and the new method produces amazing results.

>>594418994
are you homophobic
if it feels good it feels good

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>>594418606

I remember my first tries when I was around 16~, fingers
I really regret using my fingers probably even a sharpie would've been better. Turned me down so much I didnt try with a toy until 22, now I have like 2 shoebox sizes full of things for my ass.

>>594418994
do you have a sissy's ass to fuck? cuz thats step one.. but youd feel like you just bust a nut in a tight ass after. dont over think it. if youre good he'll probably want it regularly. easy way to get off in something other than your hand