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NZ Thread RIP in peace m00tykins edition.

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NZ Thread
RIP in peace m00tykins edition.
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>>594087374
Hes moving on.
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RIP INDEED
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i just finished cleaning my room and now i just gotta figure out how to clean the windows without getting the carpet wet
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>>594088084
AJax Spray and wipe
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>>594088084
spray and wipe? You don't have to bring the whole hose inside
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>>594088392
ok ok

gonna get one of these things from the shops in the morning
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>>594088785
That guy looks like a right dapper fellow.
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your thread a shit.
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>>594089720
Well fuck you cunt at least I made one.
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What up kiwis.

American here. My girlfriend lives in NZ. I like to think I'm an honorary kiwi. I've been to your beautiful country twice now.
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>>594090037
why did you add "in peace" to RIP? seems redundant... or am i missing a joke or something?
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>>594090037
bruh, i always say it. regardless.
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>>594090164
Welcome to 4chan newfriend. We will be your guides.
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>>594090164
not sure if newfriend or trol.
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>>594090296
>>594090259
new friend. im pretty new. so whats the deal with the "in peace"?
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>>594090456
Exactly what it looks like.
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>>594090456
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rip-in-peace
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wall of n8
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>>594090978
Cant even post a picture the right way up you fucking autist.
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>>594091051
what makes you think its upside down? maybe i was on the floor...
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Reporting In.

when were u wen moot was kill?

>>594090978
beats my shitty collection of three bottles
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>>594091134
I was watching Gladiator.
Moot is kill.
yis.
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nelson/blenheim nate here fuck off thats my wall my drinkings under control it doesnt interfere with my doing nothing all day

>early fags missed niggers sportbro annd jak and me high as fuck
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>>594091109
The magical roof rubbish bin.
>>594091134
Opening up 4chan when banner rings
Say m00t is kill
no
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Tauranga reporting in here.
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Hutt valley reporting in
How you fuckers doing tonight?
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Whitby reporting in.
The boring and white central of the ruffian central.
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>>594091300
>implying anyone cares
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yeah nah, my shits fucked. can't get back into the TC. fuark
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>>594092065
obv missed it shame faggot
>stay mad
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>>594090164
newfag
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Why are the fuckers in Wellington so shit to job seekers. I dont even get an email saying sorry but no.
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>>594092309
you wouldn't get an email saying no anyway. where ever you are.
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>>594086942
anyone want to dress me like a girl and use my holes like the submissive fuckmeat I am?
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>>594092309
thats not just wellington mate
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>>594092397
With most business I've dealt with I either get a no sorry or a "we will keep you in mind if we have any openings" its the polite thing to do instead of just never sending a single email after the application.
>>594092538
Gaynazi may be interested if your ok with being called a faggot.
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>>594092397
different person here

ye u do, u get a call or an email. it kinda depends but im pretty sure employers tell u if u get the job
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>>594092692
>ok with being called a faggot
just makes it hotter.
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>>594092397
ummm ye u do
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>>594092397
u do
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>>594092397
they do email u, how can u not know this?
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>>594092397
>where ever you are
kek, have u ever had a job m8?
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>>594093016
>>594092697
>>594092692

well sorry mother fuckers.
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>>594092397
they do email you?
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>>594092397
>where ever you are
omg lol

KEK
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>>594092397
cant tell if trolling or....
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>>594092397
ummmmm............ ye they do. have u ever had a job anon?
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Ask a white, low-income, new zealand university student anything.

>loan is 30k
>got 1.5yrs left
>doing a Communications degree
>dropped out once before

Thankyou taxpayers you guys are the best. Ill pay heaps of taxes through my good job in the future to keep you old cunts alive
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>>594092397
they do
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fuck this chicks a big one https://www.okcupid.com/profile/honda67ox?cf=regular&subject_id=2989645445905469996&picid=16954410749587194454
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>>594092397
thats their job... why wouldnt they email you?
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>>594092397
*face palm*
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>>594092397
moot here, came out of retirement just to say that WOW LOL
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>ITT: Samefaggotry
NZ doesn't have enough people to sustain a thread
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>>594093296
Can you stop the samefagging in this thread?
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>>594092397
omfg kek, i dont even know how to respond?
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>>594092397
seriously? wow hahaha
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>>594092397
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, u one dense fucker
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>>594093459
Yeah I'm leaving

Night bros
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>>594092397
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, possibly the dumbest shit ive ever read
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>>594092397
youre literally worse than BMW fag, omfg lol
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>>594092397
hopefully youre torlling m8
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>>594093653
Can you stop? srsly? We were discusing sodomy and students
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nate here this guy is just wanna be idgod. i hacked the name frame and can confirm that this guy is same fagging
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>>594092538

let me guess, you are north island?
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nate here if anone from nelson blhenim area keen for a hook up drop me a call?

also if jakuzare and sportsbro are here check your mails guys i have the funniest story to tell ahahhaa
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>>594093773
oh really? what did you use to get in then?
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>>594093718
More sodomy plz
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any weed in welly? i got cash
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>>594093889
i cannot disclose that info if u ever need me to id someone just hit me up on my phone
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>>594093929
Can someone explain to me why it is that me someone who has never done weed or anything and has no interest in it knows like 5 people I could get it off yet you lot who do the stuff are always asking for it on here?
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Do trans people even exisit in new zealand?
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>>594094102
ye, look in the mirror
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>>594094072
If you asked those 5 people you would probably actually have a hard time getting any
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>>594094144
well... Yeah
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I'm just sitting here with my vodka on the rocks and a jar of marmite I'm eating with my finger. What's up you lot?
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>>594094102
Yes.
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Can we get some meth related shit up in here?

Stories would be great
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>>594094273
How come I can never find any, Im a lonely trans
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>>594094234
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>>594094150
Not at all they all know me and Id have a few people who could vouch for me. I went to school with them.
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>>594094325
My school before I left had 2 Japanese trans people one was mtf and the other ftm I believe. Theres always Kroad?
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>>594094026
what was their ip then? 192.168.1.1?
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>>594094325
google maps
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Met a NZ girl once last year.

Remarked that I was surprised they had hit, running water in her shithole, ass-backwards country.

She got cunthurt. I told her to fuck off.

Shit was cash, and your wine is still inferior even to the most pathetic AVA's.
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>>594094467
once again i cannot disclose that info a true internet engineer the real answer
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>>594094325
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>>594094492
nice to know
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>>594094294
yis pls
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>>594094595
Beautiful
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>>594094342
Its just that weed people are difficult, and often dont want to share their weed, or meet up at the time when you want it
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>>594094544
you have no proof. i bet you're on mac
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>>594094454
what school jw
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>>594094329
Marmite does go great with booze.
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>>594094656
I see you just use your mates? of the 5 I know 2 of them are dealers and only care about dealing so I guess that explains the difference.
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>>594094708
Kuranui College.
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>>594094454

I do not believe this...

I guess if there are any they're in Auckland
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>>594094701
im not even using mac, windows or apple. its an asian brand
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>>594094859
They were exchange students so that might explain why you cant find nz ones.
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>>594094870
and that asian brand is probably keylogging you right now like they usually do
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>>594094870
>brand
cringe at how new you are
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>tfw no mtf trans in chch to make this place less depressing
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RIP mootykins
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>>594095001
the brand is nongshim, extremely next lvl shit
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Dunners reporting in
Lovely weather today aye cunts
sat outside latherd up in baby oiled and fryed the fuck outta myself
How was your day cunts
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>>594094492
>this didn't happen
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>>594095168
fuck them, i can eat their brand up like its noodles
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Why are Americans so sensitive?
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>>594095111
Literally ruined my day.
Godspeed you glorious faggot.
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>>594094492

You sound like you're 13
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>>594095347
not enough sheepshagging
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>>594094325
We keep to ourselves I guess? Plus at least I'm in a small town
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>>594095347
Not cunty enough
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hey guys nate here got this email today so yea kinda mmmm yep dont worry its cool you guys are just as important to my looks
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>>594095761
muh nigga!
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>>594094492
standard of living is higher in nz than america, how hoes the shit teir first world faggot.
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>>594095818
Lets not make this thread a shit flinging contest.
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>>594095761
is this a legit thing??
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>>594095653
Good point
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>>594095887
the guy is most likely samefagging
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>>594095991
Were r u
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>>594095347
who knows, every american is a defensive little bitch when it comes to their country.
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>>594096090
I'm in Hamilton, you?
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>>594095818
>talks about how awesome new zeland is in a thread with aus flag
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>>594095799
thank you
>>594095903
yes it is im as shocked as you going to get mum to print it out
>TINYCHATS BACK UP
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>>594096054
nah i was the one saying that, i just dont liek when americans come to an nz thread and try to be cunts. its like they want us to be jealous but are instead jealous that we arent.
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>>594095761
What the fuck did I just read?
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>>594096319
its just b8, no need to reply
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>>594096212
>confirmed for troll.
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>>594096212
Srsly getting sick of seeing this. Why is trolling something no one even trys to do anymore
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>>594096263
Post link faggot
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>>594096263
what tinychat?
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>>594096561
tinychat com/nzchat
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>>594092309
europoor here, i want to come for work to NZ,
Is there any jobs there.
im electrical engineer
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God Save the Queen
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>>594096124
Close by actually, on the Coro
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SOME
ONE
PLS
KILL
ME
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>>594096839
Will be plenty down in Christchurch for the next few years.
>>594096843
GSTQ
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>>594096839
yeah id say you could get a job.
I live in dunedin and my mates dads an engineers and works at the chocolate factory in town.
Dont come here though man, in all honestly nz or at least dunedin is a shithole
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>>594096843
post laughingqueen.jpg
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>>594096843
You sure that's even a girl?
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>>594096843
Do you reckon her and Philip still fuck?
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goddess > queen
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SOME
ONE
PLS
KISS
ME
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>>594097195
Bullshit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_right_of_kings
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>>594097159
Yes
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IT"S ALMOST TIME
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>>594096871
oh sick, mtf or ftm?
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>>594097580
gonna go round to gf's house and get stoned tomorow night, should be good, how about you anon?
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>>594097580
i'm drinkin with you my bro-san
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>594097042
>>594097059
tnx lot of people saying Christchurch have lot of work.
If i understood my profession is on the list of Long term skill shortage, but i must have Occupation registration to work in NZ.
It will be hard to get a visa, but i got to try. Shithole called Croatia is going down...
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>>594097580
Waiting for the live-stream of mootykins. I wanna kill him a faggot before he goes away forever
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>>594097195
I pledge allegiance to my queen
I pledge my heart to the one I love
I have no regrets
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>>594096458
People in need of attention. It's basically why they do it.
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>>594097642
It's a-fucking-bysmal trust me. Too hot and too small. MtF u?
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>>594096419
>>594096458
He who is not trolled is he who doesn't reply
-confushis
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>>594097769
You should be able to get a work visa easy enough due to the rebuild and then from there it should be easy enough to become permanent.
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this one's for you

you know who you are
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>>594098037
M8 thats the first time ive replied to a troll in years Im just sick of the fact that that pathetic shit is what we call trolling now.
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>>594097961
hahaha I doubt hamilton is any better and MtF too
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>>594098112
>>594098112
At least it's a city, I'm not rural enuf. So u working or collecting government shekels?
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Where can I find mtfs?

Not on any app I know of :(
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>>594098100
sorry bro i honestly never post and i've been "lurking" for years.
You definitely just did it again though
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where can i apply to be the admin of this shit website?
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>>594098400
it was a long-con troll
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>>594098344
got fired awhile ago so looking for a job, slumming it out at the parents and let just say they don't know I'm trans so it's a bit awkward, what about you?
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>>594098452
www.youhavebetterthingstodo.com
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>>594098501
>awhile
It's "a while", you inbred sheep faggot.
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I know someone in here can hook a dude up in Glen Eden with a tin. Where are my bros at?
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>>594098643
oh disaster
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>>594098643
whose you're waifu?
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>>594098042
i hope so, tnx m8
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>>594098643
Depends if he meant a long time or a short time
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>>594098501
Uuuugh. Yea at least my mum knows. And I'm a governmental sponge. I spend my days drinking and playing vidya
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>>594098721
>>594098747
Simple English. It's your first fucking language. How can you be that much of a dumb ass to not know that? I never knew how retarded you sheep people could be.
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>>594098847
wouldn't have ago m8
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>>594098897
nice nice, any tips on telling them?? and what kinda vidya?
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>>594098847
You New Zealand fucks are brain dead. I'm out.
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Levin checking in. Better late then never! With some OC to share if you guys want..
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>>594099094
gross
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sup cunt fags
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>>594099094
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>>594099094
why not just upload the pic?
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mein negers
sheeeeit
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>>594090978
Oh god, that shit is like cough syrup. Get on the Appletons buzz, nigga.
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>>594099638
Too fucking lazy to move it onto my phone.
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>>594092397
I do. Coz I have mad mana.
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>>594098988
It'd be hard cos erry1s parents are different. In my case I really made a big deal outta nothing, it was really only my worrying that stopped me. Usually strategy stuff but I have no PC ATM. So it's basically just RPGs and asscreed on the ps3
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>>594092538
If you enjoy being throatfucked ruthlessly until I cum, then I am keen. Seriously, I will keep going until I am done with you,wriggle and squirm all you want.
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Auckfag checking in
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>>594092538

This for me too please...

I have a virgin ass too ;)
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>>594100135
True true and yeah I'm really worried, I don't think I'll ever tell them maybe and same, what kinda strats? and dang, Pc master race over here
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>>594100356
I wouldn't be too worried, NZ is actually pretty accepting when it comes to mental illness.
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