Shamchat Raid. this time as Moot, ruler of the internet. post results
cmon /b/ro
This is a conversation between Sae Kurosawa and yourself, MOOT, ruler of Internet.
MOOT, ruler of Internet: hello
Sae Kurosawa: Hi
MOOT, ruler of Internet: Have a sharpie?
Sae Kurosawa: No
MOOT, ruler of Internet: Go buy one
Sae Kurosawa: Why?
MOOT, ruler of Internet: I would like you to shove it up your ass forcefully
Sae Kurosawa: Bye
Sae Kurosawa has left the conversation.
>>594046888
dem trips
TRIPS DECIDE must follow through. dont ignore the trips
This is a conversation between Pikachu and yourself, m00t.
m00t: hey
Pikachu: Pika-hey.
m00t: i'm the ruler of the internett.
m00t: have a sharpie?
Pikachu: *gives sharpie*
m00t: *shoves up asshole*
m00t: that's how ya treat sharpies son!
Pikachu: *is traumatized*
Pikachu has left the conversation.
>>594047700
Kek
i literally cant find anyone
his is a conversation between moot, ruler of the internet and yourself, M00t.
moot, ruler of the internet: hey there
M00t: /b/rother
moot, ruler of the internet has left the conversaton.
This is a conversation between ♡~alice_kirkland~♡ and yourself, Moot, Ruler of the internet.
Moot, Ruler of the internet: hello
♡~alice_kirkland~♡: Can I suck ur dick?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: do you have a sharpie?
♡~alice_kirkland~♡: Yes
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *takes sharpie* and shoves it up ass*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: THATS HOW YOU USE A SHARPIE
♡~alice_kirkland~♡: Moans
Moot, Ruler of the internet: you enjoy that?
♡~alice_kirkland~♡: Yes
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *shoves whole pack in your ass* fucking slut
This is a conversation between marcy and yourself, M00t.
M00t: Hello
marcy: Hi
M00t: Have you a sharpie dear?
marcy: ?
M00t: Do you have a Sharpie brand permanent marker?
marcy: No sorry
M00t: Its ok, I have one here
marcy: Ok
M00t: Want me to give it to your asshole with gusto?
marcy: A what?
M00t: Your asshole+sharpie= m00t happy
M00t: Please the king of the internet.
M00t: Now.
marcy: Ok what?
M00t: Shove this sharpie up your ass and let me watch
marcy: No
M00t: Now.
M00t: Betafag do it.
marcy: What is a sharpie
M00t: A marker. Shove the marker up your asshole
marcy: Why and no
M00t: Because it makes m00t happy. Also yess
marcy: No
M00t: do it faggot
marcy: No
M00t: Faggot quit testing me
M00t: ARE YOUR DUBS RUNNING
marcy: Fuck u
M00t: CHECK THEM
marcy has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Amano Ichigo and yourself, M00t.
M00t: Hey
Amano Ichigo: Hi
M00t: DO you wanna party
Amano Ichigo: Nah
M00t: I do
Amano Ichigo: How's life.
M00t: Good. How's your sharpie?
Amano Ichigo: Flat
M00t: No, the one I shoved up your ass
Amano Ichigo has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Jennifer Lawrence and yourself, Moot, Ruler of the internet.
Moot, Ruler of the internet: hello
Jennifer Lawrence: You seen my nudes haven't you?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: do you have a sharpie?
Jennifer Lawrence: Yes why
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *takes sharpie and shoves it up your ass*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: THATS HOW ITS USED
Jennifer Lawrence: *pain*
Jennifer Lawrence: *turns head says* that feel GOOD
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *shoves whole pack of sharpies in* fucking slut, and yes ive seen them, i gave them to the world!
>>594049120
>ARE YOUR DUBS RUNNING
>CHECK THEM
All my keks you may have for keeps
damn I've only come across 1 other raider
Mootykins isnt very popular outside 4chin
Kek
bump it for first page
This is a conversation between (Sexy) gardevoir and yourself, m00t.
m00t: Hey babby
(Sexy) gardevoir: Hi
m00t: got a sharpie?
m00t: Its yes or no
(Sexy) gardevoir: I have this sharpie in my pocket
m00t: Can you do something for me with it?..
(Sexy) gardevoir: Um... Ok?
m00t: *shoves sharpie up your asshole*
m00t: Feel good?!
(Sexy) gardevoir: //cringes//
m00t: take the whole art aisle, slut
(Sexy) gardevoir: Hey! Don't call me slut!
m00t: YOu have the whole art store in your asshole, you four door ford whore.
(Sexy) gardevoir: Stfu
(Sexy) gardevoir has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Dan Howell and yourself, Moot, Ruler of the internet.
Moot, Ruler of the internet: hello
Dan Howell: Hello there
Moot, Ruler of the internet: do you have a sharpie?
Dan Howell: I do *holds up sharpie*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *takes sharpie and shoves it up your ass*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: you like that DAN!?!?!
Moot, Ruler of the internet: I MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE
>This is a conversation between [insert character here] and yourself, Moot ## Admin.
1-3 seconds later
>[insert character here] has left the conversation.
lel
>>594049759
Fuckheads disconnect before i can say anything.
I did get this dumb shit as batman
>>594050363
kek'd
This is a conversation between sweggy and yourself, m00t.
m00t: Hi
sweggy: hi
m00t: Are your dubs running.
sweggy: yes
m00t: Check em
sweggy: crying
This is a conversation between Karkat Vantas and yourself, m00t, ruler of the internet.
m00t, ruler of the internet: hello there
m00t, ruler of the internet: I am the king of the internet
Karkat Vantas: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Karkat Vantas: WELL THAT EXPLAINS FUCKING EVERYTHING
m00t, ruler of the internet: I'd like to know how many shoes you can put on your head
Karkat Vantas: ONE
Karkat Vantas: AND ILL USE IT TO SMACK YOU
m00t, ruler of the internet: nope
m00t, ruler of the internet: m00t says no
Karkat Vantas: MR. KING OF THE INTERNET
Karkat Vantas: KARKAT SAYS YES
m00t, ruler of the internet: KOTI says no
m00t, ruler of the internet: so fuck you
m00t, ruler of the internet: bitch
Karkat Vantas: WHO THE FUCK IS KOTI
Karkat Vantas: IM NOT A BITCH
Karkat Vantas: IM PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE
Karkat Vantas: GET IT RIGHT, FUCKASS
m00t, ruler of the internet: king of the internet is KOTI
Karkat Vantas: 'OH
m00t, ruler of the internet: niggers tongue my anus
Karkat Vantas: WTF
Karkat Vantas: IM A TROLL
Karkat Vantas: WHATS A NIGGER
m00t, ruler of the internet: a nigger is you
m00t, ruler of the internet: in other words
Karkat Vantas: I DONT THINK SO
m00t, ruler of the internet: you tongue my anus
Karkat Vantas: DAVE CALLS NIGGERS THE DARK COLORED MEN HE DRAWS
Karkat Vantas: WHAT
Karkat Vantas: THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
m00t, ruler of the internet: wanna buy a fingerbox?
m00t, ruler of the internet: by ayo
Karkat Vantas: NO \
Karkat Vantas has left the conversation.
>>594050874
This is a conversation between and yourself, m00t.
m00t: Hi
: Hi
m00t: YOur dubs running?
: Uh, no
m00t: check em
This is a conversation between Maxie, Team Magma Leader and yourself, Moot, ruler of the Internet.
Moot, ruler of the Internet: Do you have a sharpie
Maxie, Team Magma Leader: I do *fetches sharpie*
Moot, ruler of the Internet: *shoves it up your ass*
Maxie, Team Magma Leader has left the conversation.
Lels
This is a conversation between Shy guy in the back of the classroom and yourself, m00t, ruler of the internet.
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: OH SHIT
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: LORD MOOT
m00t, ruler of the internet: Hello my child, I come seeking a Sharpie
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: Of corse sir, might it be for Dan?
m00t, ruler of the internet: No, no, I have a special task for you
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: yes lord moot
m00t, ruler of the internet: Stick thy sharpie into a jar of mayonnaise
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: Leight
m00t, ruler of the internet: Then insert it into thy rectum
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: alright
m00t, ruler of the internet: IT IS THE ONLY WAY TOWARDS ENLIGHTENMENT
Shy guy in the back of the classroom: I understand now
m00t, ruler of the internet: Betafag
>>594051338
They all disconnect under moot
Im going undercover as kip fedora
Jesus Christ: I love you
m00t: i am better than you
Jesus Christ: oh okay
m00t: dont you dare speak to like that
Jesus Christ: my father rang, he wants me to tell you to that you're lying
Jesus Christ: Plus m00t? Our M00t, who art in heaven, hallow by they m00t
Jesus Christ: that doesn't sound very snazzy does it
m00t: m00t sounds better jaysus krist
Jesus Christ: How many followers you got hm?
Jesus Christ: I have 3/4ths of the population
Jesus Christ: They all follow my blog
m00t: i have many followers
Jesus Christ: I have a harem of 12 lovely men who follow me and do whatever I say
m00t: but they have left me
Jesus Christ: Including Judas yes. He was an ass but hey he came back
m00t: just like your followers are leaving you
Jesus Christ: Eh people come and go
m00t: they dont come anymore
m00t: people are smarter now
m00t: they do not believe in a sky daddy
Jesus Christ: My daddy is sky daddy
m00t: who is your mommy
Jesus Christ: Mommy Mary
Jesus Christ: MM Virgin
Jesus Christ: Ey
m00t: mary? a virgin that your sky daddy raped and put you in her?
Jesus Christ: Sky daddy asked her to be the mother of the Savior, me, and mommy mary said yes she would
Jesus Christ: there was consent
Jesus Christ: I assume
m00t: yes doesnt mean yes
m00t: she was asleep
Jesus Christ has left the conversation.
Moot, Ruler of the internet: hello
laila : hi
Moot, Ruler of the internet: do you have a sharpie by chance?
laila : Why
laila : no
Moot, Ruler of the internet: just answer me please
Moot, Ruler of the internet: i have one here, *hands you sharpie*
laila : thanks?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: can you... uh... do me a favor?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: shove it up your ass as i watch?
laila : Oh really
Moot, Ruler of the internet: yes
laila : good for you
Moot, Ruler of the internet: do it?
laila : how about you shove it up your thing you think is an ass
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *takes sharpie* are you sure?
laila : what the fuck do you think
Moot, Ruler of the internet: * looks at sharpie and bend you over and rips off your pants with the power of over 9000 SJW's and shoves the sharpie up your ass*
laila : you probably are just some thirsty 5th grader
Moot, Ruler of the internet: no.. i am Moot, great and mighty leader of the interwebs
laila : no you are some freaking stupid perv who is like 9
Moot, Ruler of the internet: i am Moot
laila : nigger
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *takes another sharpie out*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: are you ready?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *slaps you and bends you over and starts cramming sharpies in you*
laila : fuck you and your douche mind
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *pulls another out* how many can you fit?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *shoves it up*
laila : what is wrong with you
Moot, Ruler of the internet: whats wrong with your butthole? it has at least 6 sharpies in there....
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *shoves some more sharpies in your asshole*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: holy fuck, im at 13 now...
Moot, Ruler of the internet: how many sharpies can you hold? my god.
laila : your my asshole so you are the one getting fucked up
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *grabs car keys and starts ford f350*
Moot, Ruler of the internet: here goes nothing
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *drives truck into your stretched asshole*
>>594051958
>Christ has left the conversation
Goin in.
>>594052229
kek
This is a conversation between Amber (Feminist) and yourself, Moot, ruler of the internet.
Moot, ruler of the internet: Hi
Amber (Feminist): hello!
Moot, ruler of the internet: Have a sharpie?
Amber (Feminist): what kind of a name is moot
Moot, ruler of the internet: dont like it?
Amber (Feminist): is it like a moot point
Moot, ruler of the internet: yeah sure
Amber (Feminist): huh
Amber (Feminist): clever
Moot, ruler of the internet: now can you put a sharpie up your ass?
Amber (Feminist): wtf
Amber (Feminist): why
Moot, ruler of the internet: me like it
Amber (Feminist): why do you even like that
Moot, ruler of the internet: its fuckin sexy nigga
Amber (Feminist): wow thats racist
Moot, ruler of the internet: nah
Amber (Feminist): yeah it is
Moot, ruler of the internet: i'm black yo
Amber (Feminist): oh okay
Amber (Feminist): that's fine then
Moot, ruler of the internet: see
Amber (Feminist): black people cant be racist after all
Moot, ruler of the internet: i know isnt it amazing?
Amber (Feminist): the world would be better if we were all black
Amber (Feminist): black people have never started a war you know, only white people have
Moot, ruler of the internet: yeaaaa nigga
Moot, ruler of the internet: now put a fucking sharpie up your ass
Amber (Feminist): look
Amber (Feminist): i don't even know what a sharpie is
Amber (Feminist): what is one
Moot, ruler of the internet: u dumb bitch
Amber (Feminist): omg
Amber (Feminist): sexist
Moot, ruler of the internet: white power bitch
Amber (Feminist): wow
Amber (Feminist): i tihnk i'm gonna leave
Moot, ruler of the internet: send nudes
Amber (Feminist): before i leave though i should probably tell you something
Moot, ruler of the internet: please
Amber (Feminist): The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Amber (Feminist) has left the conversation.
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i havent ran into other moots, need more!
This is a conversation between a blind person and yourself, m00t, ruler of the internet.
m00t, ruler of the internet: Why hello, I've journeyed far and wide on the internet and I'm wondering I'd you could help me out?
a blind person: Um sure
m00t, ruler of the internet: Do you happen to have a sharpie?
a blind person: No, and I think you being a ruler is a *snort* moot point *giggles*
m00t, ruler of the internet: I have an urgent task child there is no time for puns
a blind person: There is always time for puns
m00t, ruler of the internet: Here just take this *gives sharpie*
a blind person: Also what's with the sharpie?
a blind person: I don't understaaand
m00t, ruler of the internet: Just take it
a blind person: What do I do with it?
m00t, ruler of the internet: Just slide it ever so slyly into your pooper
a blind person: Ew
a blind person: No
a blind person: This conversation was going so well
m00t, ruler of the internet: Betafag
This is a conversation between Sexy Red Riding Hood and Moot ## Admin.
Moot ## Admin: i am the master of the internet.
Sexy Red Riding Hood: So in other words, your a nerd
Moot ## Admin: Have a sharpie?
Sexy Red Riding Hood: Oh no. Not you
Moot ## Admin: you don't have one, don't you?
Sexy Red Riding Hood: Not you again
Moot ## Admin: did you check my dubs?
Sexy Red Riding Hood has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Female Titan and yourself, m00t, ruler of the internet.
m00t, ruler of the internet: Can I put a pencil up your pooper?
Female Titan: what theb hell is moot
Female Titan: what is this. is this a new meme
Female Titan: i hate this
Female Titan has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between naked jesus and yourself, Moot, ruler of the internet.
naked jesus: *stares warmly into your eyes as i let my hand glide into your pants*
Moot, ruler of the internet: baby pls
naked jesus: i know you need it
naked jesus: bb
naked jesus: *kisses timidly
Moot, ruler of the internet: :o
naked jesus: you need jesus
Moot, ruler of the internet: i like where this is going bb
Moot, ruler of the internet: put it inside me jesus
naked jesus: i must make you wet first
naked jesus: *takes bottle of holy water and pour over you*
naked jesus: HAHAHAHA
Moot, ruler of the internet: omg
Moot, ruler of the internet: ok now fuck me
Moot, ruler of the internet: already
naked jesus: jesus fucking christ im not straight helen
naked jesus: geez
This is a conversation between m00t and yourself, m00t
m00t has left the conversation
This is a conversation between moot and Moot ## Admin.
moot: ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
Moot ## Admin: /b/ro!
moot: my fellow /b/ro!
Moot ## Admin: i have a sharpie.
moot: i have pooper
Moot ## Admin: *grabs pooper and shoves it on his dick*
moot: ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
Moot ## Admin: grab my sharpie!@
moot: who needs 4chins anyway
moot: nigger
moot has left the conversation.
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This is a conversation between Bobby Boucher - Waterboy and Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole.
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: hi
Bobby Boucher - Waterboy: Moot ?
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: ye m8
Bobby Boucher - Waterboy: you liek mudkips?
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: u have a sharpie?
Bobby Boucher - Waterboy: Yup, unfortunately it's far up my ass
Bobby Boucher - Waterboy: Cant seem to get it out
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: i was gonna shove it to ya, damn
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: want some W.T. SNacks?
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: it's delicious!
Bobby Boucher - Waterboy: Id love to
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: *eats WTsnacks*
Bobby Boucher - Waterboy has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Miley Cyrus and yourself, Moot, ruler of the internet.
Moot, ruler of the internet: hey slut
Moot, ruler of the internet: put a sharpie up your as
Moot, ruler of the internet: ass
Miley Cyrus: Only if you film me licking it first
Moot, ruler of the internet: thats fine bb
Miley Cyrus: bby you're so kind
Moot, ruler of the internet: can you twerk for me?
Miley Cyrus: *violent twerking followed by awkward batting of the eyelashes*
Miley Cyrus: is it working
Moot, ruler of the internet: you broke my penis shit!
Miley Cyrus: OH GOD
Miley Cyrus: WE HAVE TO GO BACK
Miley Cyrus: /back to the future reference
Moot, ruler of the internet: dont make jokes right now
Moot, ruler of the internet: my fucking dick is broken you bitch
Miley Cyrus: oh Jesus Christ you were serious I thought you just got soft
Miley Cyrus: fuck
Moot, ruler of the internet: *bitch slaps*
Miley Cyrus: *bitches about it on tumblr*
This is a conversation between your internet history and yourself, Moot, ruler of the internet.
your internet history: Yo
Moot, ruler of the internet: sup nigger
your internet history has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Flipz and Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole.
Flipz: Heyy boo
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: yo
Flipz: what uo
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: you have a sharpie
Flipz: up
Flipz: yeah
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: *grabs sharpie and shoves it DEEP to your ass*
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: THAT IS HOW IT'S DOINE
Flipz: fuck yeah more
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: grabs another sharpie and shoves it again*
Flipz: please stop
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: did you check my dubs yet?
Flipz: im onmly 12
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: ya check it?
Flipz has left the conversation.
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This is a conversation between Little Mac and yourself, Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole.
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: THIS POST: >>594054353
Little Mac: How
Little Mac: How long did u spend on that
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: I am the ruler of the internet
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: that's why i did that
Little Mac: ...
Little Mac: that's not a reason
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: BOW TO ME NEWFAG
Little Mac: I WAS HEAR BEFORE THE INTERNET FEG
Little Mac: *pounds chest*
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: >hear
Little Mac: BRUH
Little Mac: Here
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: *takes sharpie and shoves it on your ass*
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: FEELS GOOD?
Little Mac: Not exactly
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: *shoves another sharpie*
Little Mac: *is wearing shorts*
Little Mac: bruh
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: if u give me sex i can make u mod
Little Mac: give you sex? What?
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: ya bitch! ya be scootin da moot
Little Mac: Uh...
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: CHeck my dubs, will ya?
Little Mac: Dubstep?
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: i think so
Little Mac: Kk
Little Mac left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Kitty Cat and yourself, Moot, Ruler of the internet.
Kitty Cat: Mew
Moot, Ruler of the internet: grabs sharpie from pocket*
Kitty Cat: Mew?
Moot, Ruler of the internet: *grabs kitty and shoves sharpie up ass*
Kitty Cat: HISS
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: >>594054353
The Beast (Over The Garden Wall): Holy shit
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: BOW BEFORE THE GODDESS OF THE INTERNET
The Beast (Over The Garden Wall): I bow to no mortal.
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: *shoves a sharpie on your ass*
The Beast (Over The Garden Wall): I have no rectum
Christina "Fem!Moot" Poole: what do you have so i can shove this thing
The Beast (Over The Garden Wall): Nothing.
The Beast (Over The Garden Wall) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Futa! Yang Xiao Long and yourself, m00t.
m00t: I am M00t Ruler of the internet!I
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Hi there
m00t: Got a sharpie?
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Oh. Uh yeah. Right here
m00t: Shove it up your ass
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Oh. Uhm. Ok. As you wish my king
m00t: Yeah, you like that faggot?
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: I'm a girl.
m00t: Tits or gtfo
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Ok. Mill whip EM out.
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: I'll
m00t: You have pleased me
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Thank you my king.
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Is there anything else I may do for you.
m00t: Become the best camwhore there ever was.
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Yes sire.
m00t: Do this, and you will win half the internet.
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: Yes my lord.
m00t: Go as the name "Banana hammock girl" but do not be a trap
m00t: It will fool faggots into watching a real woman
Futa! Yang Xiao Long: I will not my lord. Thank you.
You've left the conversation.