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Welcome to the classiest thread on /b/ tonight. Jeeves wil

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to the classiest thread on /b/ tonight.

Jeeves will take your coats and hats at the door and also will take your drink orders. Just pull up the following links in different tabs to catch the ambience.

www.freesound.org/people/reinsamba/sounds/18766/

www.rainymood.com/

endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

Gentlemen only in this thread. Be polite and civil, please. Trolls, haters, and plebians will be ignored.

Come, gentlemen! Let us toast our lives, good health, our founder moot, and anything else. The night is young.

Come out of the rain, classy anons.
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>>594037606
/thread
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holy shit this is awesome.
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>>594037606
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the ambiance is really fuckin real
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Hello anons.
How is your night so far?
I'm quite young,was a bit stressed by finals a few weeks ago. I'm not surprised moot is leaving, and although people claim to miss him, he rarely showed his face recently. For this reason, I believe they are in actuality missing the concept of a leader and figure moot.

For years moot has been someone to fight for, now he claims to be leaving. I for one will continue on with my life.
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What will you gentleman have this fine night?
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>>594037996
Thank you, anon. A fine scotch for you? Jeeves? Get this fellow a scotch.

>>594038266
You're quite astute, yes? Scotch!

>>594038306
Good evening, anon. Finals can be quite a stressful time. I hope you did well. moot may be gone but his spirit remains still! Alas, we must continue to move forward in our lives. But for tonight, let us just remember what peace there may be in the company of good fellows and fine spirits.

Cheers!
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>>594038642
A cigar and some of your finest brandy
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Hello anon, mind if i join you? ive been dealing with alot of stress as of late, semester exams and essays everywhere

>in b4 underage

mind if i take a seat?
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>>594038895

Good choice, sir.
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4 Roses on the rocks, good sir.
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>>594038642
A Magnificent Bastard please.

Hold the cigar, wife has me on the rocks about smoking, you boys know how it is. I love here dearly, but the bird thinks she owns the whole house and everyone in it.
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>>594039292

The only prerequisite needed to join us is a bit of class. Come on in, anon. Have a seat. We're all gentlemen here. Brandy? Cognac? Scotch? Rum? Whiskey? Cigar?
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>>594037606
stay classy OP.i'll follow you with a glass of bourbon and a cigar.
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>>594039652
>>594039652
A cigar and some brandy my freind

How is everyones night?
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>>594039837
Cheers, good sir!

>>594039947
Coming right up.

Glad to see so many of you come out. What are we all drinking tonight?
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AY NIGGA, WHERE'S MY MOFUCKIN DRINK, YALL CRACKAS NEVA WANNA SERVE DA BLACK MAN
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>>594040524
DINDU NUFFIN!!!!!
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>>594040524
Oh good! The servant is here! Bring me some hot coffe boy and for god sakes lad pull up those trousers
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WHY IS EVERYTHING LIZARD PEOPLE???!!!!???!!!!
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>>594040360
some jameson and smoking cigarettes..but its better than nothing.the music you selected is 10/10 well done
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>>594039947
My night is quite excellent. I had a lovely dinner of Mustard-Maple Roasted Salmon with a Balsamic Brown-Buttered Asparagus, roasted red potatoes with rosemary and garlic, and creamed spinach. I decided to come here after dinner while the wife stays at home to put the children to bed.

How about yourself?
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>>594037606
Greetings gentleman.
May I have a glass of Glenfarclas 1955 and a Cohiba?
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>>594040721
lel
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>>594040861
Quite well, ive been a tad ill as of late but nonetheless i am doing well.
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Thank you OP. I have an exam in 12 hours and I'm stressed as hell
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>>594040524
>>594040816

Jeeves! I say, good fellow. Jeeves. Call the constable. It seems some undesirables have found their way into this gentleman's club.
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I guess I could have a couple before I go out for my drive.
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>>594038642
A Cuban cigar and a glass of black label if you mind sir, nothing better than blended spirits in the afternoon
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>>594041114
What is the exam for my good man?
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>>594041068
Good heavens! Do you have the pox, mind you sir you are in a highly populated area of fine gentleman, barging in here willy nilly with your diseases, what do we look like? The natives?
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The True Gentleman
John Walter Wayland


The True Gentleman is
The man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies;
Who does not
make the poor man conscious of his poverty,
the obscure man of his obscurity,
or any man of his inferiority or deformity;
Who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another;
Who does not
flatter wealth,
cringe before power, or
boast of his own possessions or achievements;
who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy;
whose deed follows his word;
who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company,
A man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.
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I like paint chips.
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Fucking newfags get out before you make the faggot redditors and tumblrinas feel like they belong here.
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>>594041255
Good evening my good sir. I'd advise you to try the Cohiba. It's....How may I say it?...Full in flavor, yet medium in strength, true cigar connoisseurs know Cohiba as one of the finest cigar brands in the U.S. market. Flawlessly handcrafted in the Dominican Republic, Cohiba boasts a Cameroon wrapper, a Jember binder, and a Dominican blend featuring three varieties of Cuban seed tobaccos. The result is a dimensional, slightly spicy indulgence.
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>>594041551
I assure you sir that i am actually recovering well, nothing but a simple cold is all
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>>594041499

Thermodynamics and Statistical Mechanics
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ITT: autism.
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>>594040962
My bar is your bar sir. Jeeves! Get this man a glass of Glenfaclas 1955 and a Cohiba!

>>594041068
Good to hear, sir!

>>594041114
What better way to de-stress than by relaxing in this gentleman's club with your /b/ros? Good luck on your exam! Though I should say I bet you won't need it, for I'm sure you're thoroughly prepared to conquer!

>>594041146
Drinking and driving is never a good idea, sir. Stay a while.

>>594041255
Black Label it is! I prefer the Chivas Regal myself, but to each his own.
Cheers, lads!
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>>594041835

I assure you all that was not the image I meant to post. It was this one
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>>594041714
Splendid! Oh there's nothing better than the aroma of fine tabacco along side of some blended scotch, tell me how does a fine gentleman like you aquire such exotic cigars?
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>>594041884
I don't have time to sit around after a couple drinks, I have places to go and people to shoot. I'm the ultimate gentleman, don't you know?
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>>594041714
My good sir, as a canadian i have access to some fine cubans! take a few
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>>594042114
Quite fine women you have your self sir!
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>>594041835
>>594042114
So is that you or your girlfriend? Either way, if it's on Facebook I'm going to find your faggot ass.
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Ah, an excellent way to unwind after a long day at work. I'll have a touch of rum on the rocks and an Ashton 40 Year Anniversary Reserva should you carry it
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>>594037606
Evening, good sir.
I'm rather pleased to see something so classé and refined.
Best of luck to you.
I'll have a glass of Burgundy Pinot Noir.
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Jeeves, rum and coke please, I do feel like getting thoroughly trashed.

>>594037606
OP, please tell us again about the time you traveled to Thailand and made sweet love to many women and even a few boys. Would be delighted to hear.
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>>594042184
I mostly get them whenever I travel to Cuba. I own many Hotels and Cassinos there. A true paradise for good honest gentleman such as myself.
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>>594037606
wow anon, this is great!
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>>594042358

Nope just a glitch in the site. Sometimes the system screws up and swaps images. You can tell because the aspect ratio for the thumbnail is wrong
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Here is some suitable music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcDfVsQ-qhY
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>>594042358
Could you imagine him trying to explain to someone on Facebook why they have to delete that specific picture? "Uhh, yeahhhh.... I accidently posted it in a thread where I was acting like a gentleman on 4chan...." and she'd be all like "Why the fuck did you have a picture of me to start with" and he'd be all like "For le science rasins XDDDXDXDDD lololeeeleleleleleele".
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So there I was fellas, it was 1979 lynyrd skynyrd front row HAMMERED drunk.

Natty please
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>>594042358
>My good sir, as a canadian i have access to some fine cubans! take a few

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viRYj1qc3nk
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Only if I could get a well tailored suit and be able to go out and enjoy nice alcohols with some friends but they rather drink gallons of cheap alcohol and beer
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>>594042590
I'm sure that's the case my fine, fine friend.
Please do go on and tell us more - regale those tales of old.
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ill have a steel reserve and a black mild
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>>594042640
No, the system sometimes glitches and swaps thumbnails. I know how this shit works. And the aspect ratio looks just fine to me on the thumbnail.
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Can I get a Kentucky Bourbon?
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>>594043012
I dont know if you were told this as you walked in, but this is a no nigger thread, yes I am sorry, there is a club next door you can furiously dry hump ladies against their will in.
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FUKN HONKYS N YUR PARTYZ.

YU THINK YUR BETTER THAN US BLACK FOLK ME AN GINNY BEEN CRACKIG CORN ALL DAY

I DON EVEN CARE MASSAS GONE AWAY
GLORY BE
LORD
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What is this place?
This wonderful place I have found.
A shelter from the crude barbarians of /b/?
My word! A round of drinks on me!

...The band is quite excellent here.
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>>594043245
Good show, chap.
You really showed that John to the door.
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>>594042853
As another Canadian I'm embarrassed that you share a country with me. You're probably some faggot aspie in Quebec or Ontario or one of those other shitty Eastern places where all the faggoty Canadians live.
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Ching chong I suck all u doing
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It has been a long time since I had decent liquor. Unfortunately my financial situation calls for only cheap whiskey and rarely at that. I think I should relax here for a while.
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>>594037606
If you could pour me a glass of Hendrick's my good friend
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ITT: 9gag trying to raid /b/
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>>594038642
Glenfiddich neet, please
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>>594037606
Well then chaps how about a little story?
It was back in the year 2014, in the late summer days when me and my friends, great sports the lot of them, decided to buy some marijuana in the city of Oslo.
Will continue if you gentlemen are interested
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>>594043727
Do you see any autsistic ebin memes around here?
Do you see any emoticons?

What's wrong with having an original thread for once and not just the same old porn/furry/wat do?/feels threads?
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>>594042970
It all started when my family came from Sicilia to seek a better life in the states. We lived in a very poor neighbourhood, we barely had things to eat. My father, Bruno Fiorenza, always taught me the value of god and family. By following those values I became one of the richest people in the US. My succes was so great that it lead many people to spread some nasty rumors about the nature of my deeds...It was not easy, I tell you. Being an honest person in this world is a hard thing. Everyone is out to get you. Hell, sometimes you can't even trust in your own family...it's a sick sick world, my friend.
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>>594043727
Coziest thread I've ever had the pleasure of joining

Studying for my Electrcitiy and Magnetism class right now, I sympathize with Statistical mech. man

Would you mind if I chopped a cigar?
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>>594037606

This one is better:

http://www.sidesinspace.com/?p=179
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>>594043960
Do go on my good man.
>>594044005
That's such a riveting and heart-wrenching story (though I'm sure it's only half-told). It's that way for all of us.
You're a good man, though, that much I'm sure of.
>>594044080
By all means, go ahead.
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i'll just have m-milkshake please
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Heeeyy jeevess
GIve me anoother shoot ofthe Top shelf buRbon
hIccup*
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>>594040861
I do say! Are you not the lad who has sailed the Titanic all those years ago? My eyes must be deceiving me!
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>>594044378
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>>594044005
Fascinating. Such an admirable and resilient man like yourself should consider a life in politics. I know many fine men in Congress, and would not hesitate to arrange a position for you there.
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>>594043986
Just a bunch of faggots trying to act autistically "Classy" on /b/, take your shitposting to /soc/.

>>594044080
Electricity and magnetism sounds like a class that will lead to a useless career that will bring you nowhere, if you're studying get off 4chan and study rather than acting like some autismo neckbeard.
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>>594044415
Aaand this is now a fucking cringe thread, great job you gigantic faggot. Just ruin this more for the rest of us.
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A whiskey on the rocks
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A dry martini, please. In a deep wine goblet. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel.

And a Cohiba, if you please.
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>>594044829
Sir there is no reason to get a sore anus
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>>594043727
Good joke friend. These threads were how I first heard The Fragrance of Dark Coffee 4 years ago or so. You're likely the one from 9gag, or at least too new to know any better.
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>>594044829

>Just a bunch of faggots trying to act autistically "Classy"

I really don't see the problem. We're actually trying to act classy, well spoken and interesting gentlemen.
At least we're being properly classy instead of fedora atheist ebin meme "classy"

If you don't think we're classy enough for you, the door is right where you came in, sir. You're welcome to go find another club to suit your tastes.
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>>594045358
By jove, i do believe he has received quite a few poundings in the arse from some of the other distasteful fellows in here
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>>594043960
Oh for the hell of it I will continue regardless.
Well it so happened that we were strolling around in Oslo, trying out apparel at several stores, meeting with a particular fashion designer, shame I cant recall his name. But indeed, it was a fine day. It was around 2 o'clock daytime that we called a contact our autistic aquaintence Sherman. Sherman gave us a number and off we went to a quite shady part of town.
We called this guy Sherman had provided and he told us to wait at a Sevens ellevens down in the ghetto area. We set ourselves off and arrived there at around 3 o'clock, it was however getting moderately cold. I decided to buy myself a package of cigarettes while waiting and went inside the sevens ellevens, but the cashier, a rather unpleasent indian fellow, told me that I couldent buy cigarettes there. Rather distraught i went outside again.
The minutes went by and time started to fly, and yet... no sign of our guy.
I asked my pals what they thought we ought to do and we agreed to wait for another half an hour, at this point it was 4 o'clock.
I was looking around a bit, tried calling him up but with no success as our guy had turned his phone off.
But around the corner, a small figure appeared. A tiny african smiling wide gave me a hefty grin and asked me If I had been waiting for long.
Quite annoyed i replied "yes, it has been quite awhile". But content with his arrival I asked if we could get business underway.
With a clever little sway of the lips and a slight bow to the head he smiled and told me to follow him.
Excuse me for a minute
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I've got to say I'm impressed anyone else knows about this song. I play it all the time. Oh, and I'll take a brandy please.
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>>594045428
Im quite sure he is too much of an imbecile to find the door, HA join me in a laugh my fellow
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>>594045428
>ebin meme
Why do I have a feeling that you don't even know what that means.
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>>594044829
>>594043727
>>594043397
>>594042777
>people that could never be in a real gentlemen's club
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>>594045699

Cracking good one!
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>>594045586
I do say good sir, I should hope your reefer was to be worth the timely wait you and your companions underwent!
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>>594043986
>original thread
This thread gets posted time and time again, and it's the same damn song every time. Is that the only lounge jazz track /b/ knows?
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Ross?
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>>594044366
I started making money at the age of 19. I worked for my Padrino, mister Sergio Liberace. I collected protection rackets from the local shop owners. You know, they payed us $100 a week so we could protec them from criminals who might demolish their shops or hurt their families.
As an honorable man I soon became a Capo in our organization, and years later due to my wise decisions and advices I finally became a Consigliere....it's a position of respect within our organization. Mio Padrino's son was brutally murdered in an unfortunate accident involving an exploding car and 2 spanish hookers. Being the closest person to him, I was the one left to run the family once he died. Through honest and hard work I was able to bring our organization to a very high level. Of course, I risked my life many times doing so...But I always knew that god was protecting me.
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>>594046105
Go make a suggestion to the band, then.
Don't be nervous, show us your own taste.
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Omg this is actually amazing.

I'm so relaxed
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>>594044745
You wouldn't by chance know a Mr. Jacob Wilkinson? We lost contact quite a time ago, and last I heard from him he went into a political job.
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>>594046020
>not knowing that a real gentleman's club is just another way of saying strip club
>not knowing that what you're thinking about is called a social club
>not knowing that anybody that browses /b/ doesn't have the money or interpersonal social skills to get into or actively participate in a real social club
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>>594045586
Yes. Sorry for my spelling errors, but I have smoked what is called a doobie and im quite sluggish, but regardless...

I was following this tiny african man along the sidewalk, "we became fast friends" I thought as i strolled alongside him. For indeed, we hit it off quite swell.
After a few minutes I stopped him, it was getting kind of suspicious for we had been walking for around 5 minutes. I looked him in his wrinkly eyes and I said "do not fuck with me sir". He laughed it off and said "I would never".
We then walked in silence until we arrived at a parking lot. he told me "wait here for a few minutes, I will be back with the weed".
I stood there for around 10 minutes, and back he came. But woith him two goons trailed behind. "Give me all your money" he told me. Furius and betrayed, I gave him 200 dollars.
"I told you not to fuck with me" I snarled.
With a quick punch to my abdomen his henchmen crumpled me over.
"I dont care about what little boys tell me to do" the little man laughed, and off they went.
Excuse me for a moment
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hello friends, how have you guys been? Here Jeeves, bring me the finnest straight wisky, 200 dollar tip .
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OP here. I am so glad to see so many gentlemen of /b/ convening in this fine club tonight.

To all of the haters, especially that one anon who insists we're all "autistic" and thinks that one anon studying is wasting his life on a "useless degree", the door is right over there. It must be quite difficult living in a world where even on /b/ you have to classify everything as either "autistic" or "not autistic". I'd hate to be in one of your threads, let alone at one of your gentleman parties.

To the rest of us, I am so glad this thread has been a success. Stay classy, my good fellows. Let us all join in a hearty laugh at those who our class and acumen have flown clearly over their pimply-neckbearded faces.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Good times.

Cheers, gentlemen. Jeeves! Bring out the next round for all of the gentlemen here!
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YEAH NIGGA BITCH ASS HOES SEE DAT BE HOW I ROLL GUCHII NIGGA WEED PUSSY N' HOES
We gots a party up in here! Wachu faggots be doing in this thread? Hahaha sheeeeeit can i has summo dis drank here? Thanks whitey
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>>594038642
Sorry everyone for running a bit late, say, how do you all feel about that Moot fellow retiring?
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This is why I love /b/ man
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>>594046749
>Thanks OP, its a nice evening here, defenitly worth coming to this fine establishment, thanks forinviting me
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>>594047047
Ah, a bad choice on his part. Quite the rubbish can this site will become after his departure.
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>>594046934
Excuse me, but the sign in front of the door clearly says "Colored People Not Allowed". Oh, but what am I saying, it would be too much to ask for a mongrel such as yourself to be able to read.
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>>594047047
Take a look out the window.
>>>/a/120167488

No, a bit lower...
There it is.
See how we mourn so.
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Sorry I'm late. Some whiskey on the rocks would be lovely.
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>>594046306
Fair enough. I'm recommending 'Alfie', by Martin Taylor. Or Martin Taylor in general.
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>>594046493
Defeated i dragged myself up and waddled over in the direction I had come. My phone started ringing and a intense happiness for it still being in my posetion washed over me.
"Where the fuck are you?", an annoyed voice said. "I have been waiting for an hour what the hell". "Excuse me?" I said.
"You dident want weed afterall? If you do meet me and McDonalds".
I had been fooled, the little man wasent even a seller. Probably a trick often used on tourists.
I hurried off to my friends, who gave me 200 dollars after I told them what happened, and met the dealer who called, at McDonalds.
He was a burly man, around 120 kg.
He asked me "why do you look so sullen boy?"
I replied "I was robbed, while waiting for you to call me back some African man tricked me. To make it a short story he stole all my money sir"
The dealer laughed a rough hoarse laugh.
"I am the king of this part of town, we will find the man who stole your money."
With that the man started making a series of phonecalls while gesturing for me to follow.
I did as he asked. On the phone he called several people and repeated "Someone has sneaked in on my territory, a small african man with two tough guys, if you see someone like them, tell me and we will meet up and take care of it".
Suddenly, I saw the african man outside a kebab shop. He was on his phone.
Anger I rarely feel came to surface and with a cold stare I turned to the dealer and motioned for him to shut his phone off.
I pointed, "it is him" i said.
I motioned for him to walk over to him. "You will go over to him and talk on the phone, when I turn and nod at you, you will hit him in the face. When he runs towards me, I will put my knife to his throath and get my money back."
Brb
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>>594047438
Ah, what brings you here? You seem like a fellow who just got canned. Would that be a correct assumption?
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>>594047342
Whachu talkin bout Willis?
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ITT: faggots that don't even know what on the rocks means and wouldn't be able to handle a whiskey on the rocks
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>>594047744

>not knowing what something as commonplace as "on the rocks" means

wat? Lurk moar, faggot.
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>>594047587
Ahh yes...
Well.
It turned into quite a scene.
With rush hour, there were alot of cars on the road. There were police on bicycles watching the streets, but none of this mattered to me.
I was angry.
I pulled up my hoodie, motioned for the dealer to begin walking over and walked myself along the pavement, headed for the intersection to cut off the man who stole my money.
I reached a point where It was logical for him to run towards once punched.
I turned and nodded to my accomplice, and the first punch connected. The man was dazed, confused and in awe he asked "why did you do that?"
The dealer replied "give back the money you stole"
The man said "fuck you" and ran off. But he towards me, just as I had planned.
When he reached me I pulled down my hoodie and took up my trusty spring knife, put it to his neck and whispered "I told you not to fuck with me"
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>>594047667
Nevermind, just be gone to your ghetto to listen to some rap. And don't sit on white people's seat on the bus like you mongrels like to do sometimes.
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Well, it's been a grand old time, friends, but I must be leaving now.
I'm out for a stroll on the town, to the library specifically, to pick up some good reading.
Perhaps I will return if the club isn't closed by my return.

It's been a perfectly enjoyable evening.
Stay classy.
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>>594047744
Who drinks their whiskey with ice? You use whiskey stones if you want it chilled.

Me? I drink single-malt Scotch, neat.
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>>594045230
My good sir, I cannot in good conscience allow you to brutalize our fine whiskey with ice.

>>594046306
Ah yes, a change of pace could be beneficial, keep us on our toes I do believe.

>>594046434
I did once know a M. Wilkinson, however it pains my to say a cannot recall his name.
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My godness, I think i'm in love with /b/
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>>594048387
We circled abit then, him trying to figure out a move I imagine and me holding the knife to his neck. The police started noticing us and to make short work of it I pressed the blade slightly to his neck and drew a trickle of blood.
"Now fucker" I said. I was quite surprised and overwhelmed, for he peed himself when I did that. He was paralyzed and me? well I was kind of confused. But I kept a calm head, reached into his pocket and took the man's wallet. The dealer came running up to us, i kicked the african who stole my money to the ground, and we jumped over a stone fence into an alleyway and off we went.
I ended up buying weed for 300$ afterwards and was hailed as a hero by my friends.
It was quite an adventure, and im happy it turned out like it did.
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>>594046493
It is such a shame that so many young negroes turn to a life of crime.
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some good ol' bourbon for me
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>>594048464
Aight. Peace out muh nigga. Thanks for the drank. You aight for a whitey.
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>>594047619
more like about to lose a place in a STEM uni unless I change myself for the better. yet...
>>594048527
...shame...
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>>594049171

fuck you nigger
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>>594047047
Good chap, just a bit worn-out from the whole thing I suppose.

I heard tell that he may have run in to some money issues a while back. Best of luck to him.
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Hello gentlemen!
May I ask what you all do for a living?
I teach at a childcare center.
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>>594046493
It is such a shame that so many young negroes turn to a life of crime.

Oh Jeeves, I have acquired a craving for some Bailey's, how about a round of Irish car bombs?
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>>594049613
I'm a chef. I dream of owning my own little bakery and cafe one day.
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>>594050070
preferred dish?
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>>594050070
Quite a hectic profession, that! Goodness you must be tired by the end of the day....
can you enlighten me about the cuisine you like to prepare?
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>>594049613
A man of the physical sciences. Sub-atomic particles and the like.

>>594050070
A worth-while dream indeed. Best of luck with your endeavor.
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>>594048527
Magnificent taste you got anon, that bookstore is in my city, Oporto. Oh by the way, let's open a bottle.
Stay classy!
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>>594047342
Calm down Jenkins, there are plenty of even tempered negroes who frequent this establishment, why professor Freeman is sitting not 3 booths down from us.
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>>594050439
How fascinating! Are you a student or have you utilized said knowledge in the career fields?
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>>594050294
Italian, mostly. The rustic stuff. A few simple ingredients, prepared well. For dinner tonight, for instance, I had chicken marsala, roasted asparagus with balsamic vinegar, and roasted fingerling potatoes with garlic and rosemary.

It might sound fancy, but it's quite simple. Chicken, wine, mushrooms, and a bit of prosciutto.
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>>594050294
>>594050070
A drink, gentlemen?

I keep a bottle of Sortilége here.
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Whiskey, straight, if you would Jeeves.
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>>594047587
Riveting tale my fine chap, please continue.
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>>594050678
Sir. Newfag
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>>594051027
>>594048387
I have already old sport
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>>594049063
Good show! I always believed that a true man takes matters into his own hands.
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>>594050860
A straight glass of that would be lovely, my friend.
My goodness, today was a rough one indeed.
See, many of the children I teach are from the foreign land of China and communication is not always on a stellar note...
But alas, they warm my heart like nobody else. They give this chap his vigor throughout his life.
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Splendid evening, I'll have a gin & tonic good sir.
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Evening gents. miserable night, no? Don't mind if I light up a cigarette? I think I'll take a single malt if there's any going?
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>>594037606
Good evening. Some spiced rum please.
Cozy place you have here sir.
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>>594049400
JENKINS! What did I tell you about bad mouthing our young negro friends, you should be ashamed of yourself!
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>>594051732
An Auchentoshan for my good man here. One of the few remaining Lowland single malts. Quite smooth.
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Jeeves, could you possibly check em? Thank you, good sir.
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>>594049063
Quite a tale friend!
>>594051675
>>594051732
How goes it, dear fellows? What troubled you this day to make it all so hectic?
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>>594051636

Ah, you see, among good thieves, there is true honour.
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>>594051636
Thank you, one of my finer moments in life.
Shame to those who cant stand on their own feet when it matters, a true man will not be kicked around.
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Evening gentlemen. Jeeves Vodka if you will. How goes the day?
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>>594037606
Holy shit- are you sure you're OP? You don't look like a faggot. Surely this is some kind of mistake.

I've had a good 9 years here now. I appreciate everything that Mootykins, 4chan and anon has done for me. You guys are literally one of the best and worst things that could have happened to me.

I've had a rough year or so, but I think I'm ready to move on. Get on with my life and show not only myself but everyone else that I can do something. Not only that, but show the woman I Love how special she is to me; for sticking by me through thick and thin, being there for literally the worst period of time in my life.
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>>594041127

Now that was classy as fuck.
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>>594051810
Tell me about where you live my friend.
>>594052021
I'm afraid you haven't any dubs....would you care to order some?
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>>594052034
I had quite a quarrel with my gal, but she and I are no worse for the ware. How was your day old sport?
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>>594049613
I have tried my hand with many a venture, however I am currently a humble scholar. Academia is a true passion of mine.
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>>594052223
Oh! So deliciously close to quads, good run there chap.
>>594052255
Mighty fine double dubs you have there!
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>>594052034
The compliment is well recieved, im gratefiø life has a tendence to give gems like that to be experienced from time to time.
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>>594051670
I most certainly believe you. You must be quite the athlete to keep up with them!

Forgive me if I pry, but are you a guest in their country? Or do they reside in yours?
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>>594052034

To the contrary, the day was dreary. Work after education not all that it is cracked up to be. Glad I am returning to a reputable university soon, I do miss a laboratory.

>>594052003

Exquisite, sir. If you have a spare bottle in the house I would purchase one for my private collection.

>>594052263

Good to hear, I'm sure she'll welcome you with open arms, chap.
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>>594051544
Forgive me, I tend to lag behind a little at times. I must say it was a satisfying conclusion.
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>>594052263
Good on you, my friend. I've resolved to do the same. Once I receive her father's blessing, I plan on asking her to marry me.
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>>594038642
Campari. Never had it. Why not start tonight?
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>>594052496
Always a burden...but I'm sure a gentleman like yourself will make her happy. May I direct you towards this post to elaborate on my day?>>594051670

>>594052518 But it's men like yourself that single-handedly shape the future of the world. How old are the students?
>>594052740
Many thanks! Ah, and alas, they are guests here in Boston.
>>594052773
Completely understood! Which University?
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>>594037606
Bailey's for my coffee, and some fine green for my pipe, if you will.
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I don't wish to seem disorderly, but that band had ought to lighten up! Being cold is for stiffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_phcZBKYOY
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>>594053263

Still undecided, sport. So far I have been offered a place by the Universities Cardiff and King's College, London.

My goodness this is good whiskey. Jeeves, I'll have another good sport. Everyone's next drink is on me, so put your wallet's away gentlemen. I insist.
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I have to say, I quite enjoy these threads and never resist the urge to kick back a bit. Cheers anons...
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>>594053263
A fine city to visit, to be sure. I was in Boston on business only a fortnight ago.

You won't be offended if I were to have a cigar, will you?
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>>594038642
Two fingers of rye for me, my good man.
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Good evening gentlemen. I have just finished a fine repast with my dear wife and now I am retiring to the Club to relax with you good fellows.

I would quite enjoy an H. Upmann and two fingers of Macallan 25 Year, neat, if you would be so kind.
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>>594054204

My good fellow, we all have tobacco on the go. Light up, chap!
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>>594053632
Stellar melody there friend!
>>594053720
Oh my, those sure look like remarkable places of study. I'm confident you will find yourself with unparalleled knowledge and women!
>>594054204
Isn't it a charming little metropolis? I could not be happier residing in it.
Cigar? I insist, please go ahead!
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>>594039391
Dames, am I right? Can't live with them, can't live without them. My first and third wives were terrors, but the third's a saint. Cheers, fella.
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Enough Bowmore left for one man? My brother in law introduced me and my father to this drink; I wish the both of them could share this moment with me
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>>594052773
Well, you see sir. We're already together- well, we were... it's mostly due to that period of time I had aforementioned. I was down for a long time and lost the will to continue getting back up. Late last year she wanted to leave me because it was too much pressure with me and I admit; In the depressed, recluse state I was in, I wouldn't have blamed her for moving on in the slightest.

I suppose we're apparently in 'limbo' at the moment but that being said: things have been better this month alone more than they have been in a long time. I guess I'm getting back to being the real 'me'.

Things won't 180 just like that- of this I am aware. Although prospects are looking up, we've been happy and things have been going very smoothly.

It's just a shame it took me losing nearly everything to see what I already had right in front of me.

Alas, I didn't come here to bore you with my problems. We're here to revel and enjoy each others company: I'll have a 'Three Wise Men'.

>>594052967
I've already received their blessing, so I guess the hard part is out of the way. Now- I just have to keep what I'm doing. Persevere regardless of obstacles: that is truly gentlemanly.
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>>594054452
Might I be so bold as to inquire what meal you enjoyed?
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>>594054509

Knowledge is certainly a perk. I find myself quite happy with my current lady friend though. I say what I lack in quantity of women at my side I replace with quantity of beverage in the glass though chap!
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>>594054509
How remiss of me, might I offer you one?
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>>594054712
Good anon, why cant' they, might I ask?
>>594054916
A hearty guffaw I give in response! I can absolutely sympathize.
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>>594037606
I'm quite enjoying this experience, although I'm afraid I'll have to settle for rum. The whiskey bottle is dry.
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>>594054592
I'm sure you meant the second one?
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Good evening gentlemen, tonight I have been listening to a lot of Fleetwood Mac, specifically their Rumours album, and even more specifically the track "Never Going Back Again".

I am currently drinking Monkey Shoulder whiskey, although I was previously drinking a medley of blonde, amber and dark ales. Being from the North of England these drinks are in abundance and are my staple, which is just as well considering how much I enjoy them.

How are we all tonight?
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>>594055256
Very kind of you anon, can't turn down a fine smoke like that.
How do you usually cut them?
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>>594055310
Just the day, maybe another night. I do hope i can make him proud one day
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>>594041860

I couldn't agree more. Wtf moot
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>>594054799

Good to hear the skies ahead for you are clearing.

Gents, some more contemporary pieces?
watch?v=5jp7l_T_NfU
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>>594055608
Welcome friend, I'm peachy! I spent my day teaching chinese children, what occupied yourself?
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>>594047204
This may be the most masculine drink I have ever seen. Damn good show!
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>>594054866

Indeed you may, my good sir.

It started with fine Maryland Crab Cakes served with a spicy remoulade followed by an exquisite Chateaubriand with a delightful portion of Au Gratin potatoes and asparagus-mushroom risotto.

Dessert was a positively sinful Triple Berry Tart.

A meal I will certainly have to work off with some athletics. My lovely wife certainly knows the way to her man's heart.
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>>594055665
Oh, allow me.
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>>594056038
Ah, a fan of Mr. Waits!
Have you a favourite song or album?
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>>594055527
Of course, of course. Seems I misspoke; maybe too much whiskey. I believe I'll be switching to stout for the rest of the evening.
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Hello Gentlemen, Since its such a special occasion I brought a gift to hang on the wall
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>>594054712
Might you describe the flavour of this whiskey? And might I recommend both the Singleton and Monkey Shoulder. The former is more expensive, but somewhat more enjoyable, although that's not to detract from how enjoyable the latter can be, despite it's price tag.
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>>594047204
Would drink/10
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>>594054509
Why thank you, old man. Mister Raabe is one of my more recent musical discoveries, and his music has even given me a few phrases to use, one such being "Die nacht ist nicht allein zum schlafen da", "The night is not only there for sleeping".
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>>594055665
Light?
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>>594041685
Excuse me sir, you are being exceedingly rude. I assure you that these reddit plebians and tumblr scoundrels will not be accepted here.
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Hello gents, how are you all this fine evening?
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>>594056274
My appetite is beyond whet. Quite a meal if I do say so myself.
Was it your wife that prepared said meal? Because if so, you have yourself a soulmate!
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Any of you fine gentleman care to light my cigarette?
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>>594056603
Very Well Sir I have plans to hit the gym for a nice workout with my compatriots, How about you?
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>>594056317
Not to speak for this gentleman, but I don't mind telling you that my favorite tune from Waits is "Jockey Full of Bourbon".
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>>594056481
That's a phrase that exemplifies much of my life anon.
>>594056310
>>594056538
Damn kind of you friends, I had the cigar of a lifetime last month in Tampa; hand-rolled right in front of me.
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bish plz
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>>594056704

Thank you kindly. Yes it was she who prepared the meal.

She most certainly knows her way around the kitchen, and I may add if it is not too bold, in the boudoir.
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Hello sirs, I would love a glass of Corryvreckan and an Opus X, if you would be so kind.
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My mother cooked the most exquisite Mac and cheese for me this fine evening. After I was finished enjoying her delightful cuisine, I retired to my room for the night and sipped on an aromatic four loko that I pilfered from the fridge while watching MLP and listening to Frank Sinatra.
It's a shame that most of the men in society don't know how to be classy and treat a woman right, eh men?
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>>594041255
>Cuban
What the FUCK.

SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKIN' FEDS. WE GOT A PINKO IN HERE, BOYS.
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>>594038642
I think I'll have Brandy tonight... but to drink I'll have bourbon.
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>>594055972
>>594055972
Unfortunately unemployment has plagued me in the past few months, and has become an affliction of both my mind and my hands. I spend my days either frantically splitting my time between cooking, baking, guitar playing, walking (although this activity engaged my feet more than my hands) and attempting to procure marijuana, although more often than not cigarettes will replace this, and descending into what Ron Burgundy would call a "Glass Case of Emotion" and sleeping as much as possible.

Fortunately I have an interview with a university for a state funded course (I already have a degree, but employers thus far have not been impressed with it) next month, but it would mean going back to school for another three years in lieu of starting a career.

What say you, anon? Would you say nay and work menial jobs for a while and work up the ladder, or take the course?

Out of interest, how goes teaching chinese children? I was sent some materials on teaching English as a foreign language in China, would you recommend it?
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>>594053263
Ah yes, although I was in the past, I am not currently a professor. I have taken a hiatus from teaching to pursue advancing my own education. You see, I was first inspired at a young age by my grandmother. This woman had managed to return to university and acquired four distinct degrees as a result. She was also a devout catholic who raised 8 children to all be fairly successful in adulthood. I was inspired by her unrelenting pursuing knowledge, and that is why I made a commitment to resume studies multiple times throughout life. I am currently a student again, for the nth time in order to learn more about the universe.
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>>594056973
Fine tune friend!
"What's he building in there" Is definitely one of my most favored of his songs. More poetry, really.
>>594057206
Heavens, anon, how in God's name did you find the catch of a lifetime?
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Well, my wife just shattered the ambiance. "Hey babe, come look at this video of a horse rolling around on the ground and farting!"

No respect. No respect for the ambiance, I tell you. Someone put a glass of bourbon in my hand before I choke myself with it.
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Fuck it, may as well ask here.

Starting a bartending job. High-ish end place.
I know how to do beers and that sort of stuff, but not what things like 'Neat' mean.


Any high-end drinking things that I should know or you'd want your bar person to know?

only 18 btw.
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>>594057337

Sir!

Please keep that foul language outside in the gutter where it belongs else we will be forced to request Barnaby remove you from these premises.
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http://maroslaw.github.io/rainyday.js/demo2.html
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>>594057425
>>594057425
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>>594056850
I was planning on contemplating whether a society derived by man can ever be truly moral, but first, I think a strong drink is in order.
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>>594057619

It is as bewildering to myself as it is to you!

If I could come across the answer I would be able to sell it and surely be the wealthiest man alive!
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>>594057720
Do you know who I am, boy? I'm J Edgar Hoover, director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. And this, sir, is a raid!

You're under arrest for violation of the Volstead Act!
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>>594056317
I'm a fan of the man's earlier work. Not to say that I find his later albums disagreeable, but I could--and have--listened to "The Heart of Saturday Night" for hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPjtWeD0-lA

A man of true class and talent.
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>>594057783
>http://maroslaw.github.io/rainyday.js/demo2.html
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>>594058018
Will you calm yourself, comrade? There are ladies in the room!
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>>594053720
Ah but for the third round, I must volunteer, to cover. It is a gift from me to all of you fine gentlemen.
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>>594037606
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST AUTISTIC THREAD IVE EVER SEEN

FUCKING FAGGOT COCK SLOBBERING CUNT FACED NIGGER BITCH DONKEY BONER
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>>594056973
Ah, a true connoisseur. Rain Dogs was, in fact, the first Tom Waits album I ever encountered. I have my brother to thank for that. Have a drink on me, sir.
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>>594058267
Who let the plebeian trash in?
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>>594057546
Keyword there is "state funded", mind you i'm no expert but if your state has good economic stability, you've got yourself a fine route.
As I previously mentioned, these kids are with me in Boston. It is the most rewarding aspect of my existence so far, and despite them being rowdy sometimes I ultimately see myself happier than i've ever been with them.
>>594057557
She sounds like quite a remarkable woman. I hope those genes come down to you!
But what are your genuine goals; knowledge about the universe, or something else?
>>594057934
Surely. I wish you the healthiest of marriages, friend.
>>594058025
Could not be agreed upon more. A damn talented soul.
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>>594058267
Sir, If you need a moment to yourself, perhaps I could help you outside?
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>>594058561
Ignore the undesirables, gentlemen. If you ignore them, they will eventually lose interest, and stumble back to their tenements and hastily-made potato vodka.
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>>594056977
Ah, too much can never be said for a bespoke, fine, cigar. Though, if I'm honest, I'm normally a pipe man myself.
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>>594058663
>Surely. I wish you the healthiest of marriages, friend.

Thank you most heartily, kind anon.

I wish you the greatest of health and much prosperity in all your future endeavors.
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>>594056709
You! The strange young man of the Samoan persuasion! Must i remind you, that you are not welcome here. Please, escort yourself away from this establishment.
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>>594059186
True enough. I am unfortunately cursed with a quick tongue, I'm sorry to say.
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>>594057720
With due respect, sir, they are sounds you can make with your mouth. Where would we be, as gentleman, if we were not gentle enough to forgive indiscretion, especially when intended to be humorous, even if the attempt was in vain.

>>594057557
Please elaborate on your areas of study.

>>594057623
A horse is a wild animal, living without the burden of self consciousness which both plagues and blesses us as a species. If you cannot derive mirth from it, I should say I feel sorrow for you.

>>594057712
Don't worry, if you're in a high end place the customers will know what they like, so just ask how they take it like you would if you were taking a coffee/tea order. I personally work in a low end place, and even our customers know what they like. Although I am a Briton and we are a drinking culture, so perhaps our public know more about the variety of ways in which alcohol can be served.

"Neat" refers to a spirit that is being served with no adulterants, that is to say no mixer, no ice, no water, no lemon or lime, nothing. Just the measure of the spirit, usually whisky, as ordered.
Some people think putting a single cube of ice or a little drop of water in a glass of whisky brings out the flavour and/or smell. Personally I disagree, but that is my opinion, so serve the drink as they request if this is their preference.
This is the only discretion you really need to know, most other spirits are served in so many different ways the customer will usually tell you how they want it served (eg; gin and tonic [G&T, they may as for slim lime or regular tonic; slim line tonic has quinine in it, and it will usually say this on the side of the bottle] on the rocks with lemon/lime).
Good luck in your job son, you'll learn a lot just by doing and observing other bar tenders and a lot more by listening to your customers whilst they're drunk.
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>>594059263
Have you a favorite flavor of pipe tobacco?
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>>594058663
I'm actually a Briton, but I was translating for Americans since it's so late here, Here state funded means it's funded by our National Health Service, the idea being that I train with them for free and then work for them, fulfilling a role they are in need of people to fulfill.
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>>594059834
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'm actually quite a fan of a beginners, light vanilla.

Yourself?
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>>594060069
>>594060169
what peculiar two last digits, I say!
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Any of you fellows mind if I light up my pipe?

On a related note, what is your favorite civil war era firearms? I'm partial to the 1858 remington myself. Quite an innovative design.
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>>594037606

Good evening gentlemen.

Jeeves, would a rum and coke be too plebeian for this fine establishment? If so, I will have a whisky, Dewar's if you have it.

Ignore this beer I'm already holding, I can't seem to remember where I found it.
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>>594060169
>>594059834
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. I could not help but hear that you taint your tobacco with flavoring, when we all know that pure tobacco has the richest, fullest flavor.
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>>594058663
Knowledge is power, my friend
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>>594060321
You may say, however I find it to be a number that is either/or divisible by 3 or erotic, depending on the context.
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>>594060321
Indeed. Though not repeating digits, still noteworthy, to say the least.
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>>594060069
Hey, if the further position is practically guaranteed I say go for it. You get antiquated with the process firsthand, make friends with people in the business for future networking....please, go for it!
>>594060169
I'd suggest you transition your pallet towards something more robust!
>>594060445
I'm unfortunately not all too acquainted with old firearms...am with contemporary ones, though.
>>594060453
How do you do?
>>594060528
Truthful, but alas many a night I find myself with old friends who share fine flavours with me.
>>594060539
That it is.
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>>594060169
I just swapped over from cigars to pipes. Unfortunately the blends I purchased are a bit... light for my tastes. Some Ashton Artisan blend is on order, as well as Irish Flake.

Any recommendations for the heavier stuff?
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>>594059668
Thanks./ Im Aussie so we have a drinking culture of our own.
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>>594038642
I'll have a bottle of scotch oh and a Cuban cigar, please thank you...
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Apologies on being late, gentlemen. How are you all this fine evening?
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Mr. Jeeves, a glass of courvoisier, if you you can. So, hows the night for all?
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>>594060453
A fine beer is still a true gentleman's drink, my good friend.
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>>594060445
Oooh, firearms! I must say that I have a certain affinity for warfare. As to what my favorite firearm of that era is, I must say the Henry Repeating Rifle, though I am not fortunate enough to have such a weapon in my collection.
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Hello fine gentleman, how are you this evening?
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>>594059263
That reminds me, I must light mine at once!
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>>594060850

>How do you do?

Quite well friend, thank you.

I have taken leave of my studies for the night, and hoped to find some good company.

So, gentlemen, what think you of that half slave half Irish boy occupying our nation's capital?
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Good evening gents. Yes! It's nice to be in the company of you gentlemen. Lovely place you have here OP. Jeeves, please bring me a glass of your 18 year Laphroaig neat—Athankyou.
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>>594061388
Bored. Nothing new. You?
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>tfw classy threads

I wish an splendid evening to all of you, my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw1qi9ofbg4
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>>594037606
Bring me a beer, I'm not gonna be sober tonight, that's for sure...
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Just now coming for the party, how is everyone on this night?
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>>594060850
A pity, but easily remedied. The 1858 remington was one of the first revolvers to sport a top strap. Besides being (in my opinion) far more striking than it's contemporaries like the colt Army and navy revolvers, it is a much hardier firearm. It was also one of the first revolvers to have a quick change cylinder; just drop the loading lever, pull on the cylinder pin and out pops the cylinder ready to be replaced with a preloaded one from the belt

>>594061284
You might be interested in another contemporary lever action rifle, the spencer. Bloody rare now a days, although acquirable if you have the right funds. It utilized a rimfire cartridge and a removable tube magazine. I wouldn't say such advancement won the war for the north, but it sure didn't hurt.
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>>594061766
Good, just listening to music and listening to Americans mispronounce "Iraq" and "Iran" in a skype call, my butthole is clenched hard right now.
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Good evening, my fine gentlemen. How are we all doing tonight? Good, good. Ah, no brandy for me, thank you. I'll just have a tall glass of water and today's paper.
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Ello boys.
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>>594060850
That's pretty much the case. I just mean it would require me to more virtually for free for three years and live with my parents. I know I shouldn't compare myself to other people, I just don't want to hit 25 without some financial independence.
At this stage it is just about my ego, which sounds superficial but the role I'd be training for would require me to interact with the public before assisting in operations on them so the better my self confidence the better I'd do the job. I suppose what I'm asking is what can I do to feel more independent? I already cook for myself and my parents half the time and do a lot of the laundry/ironing and a lot of other stuff around the house, but it doesn't seem enough.

>>594060946
Oh well you'll be just fine then, like I say; watch other bar tenders when they're putting a customers order together and ask them if you get stuck. Everyone would much rather you ask than fuck up an order because it leaves the customer waiting, potentially costs the house money and you don't learn anything for the next time.
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>>594037606
Fuck. op you just made my night
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>>594061932
It certainly won Gettysburg! If the Union hadn't had repeaters the initial engagement would have been disastrous.
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>>594037606

HOLD UP MOFUGGAS

DIS A MUHFUGGIN ROBBERY

GIMME DEM FANCY WATCHES WHITE BOIS
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>>594061482
Goodness, something tells me our newly retired leader should apply for a position in the white house.
>>594061932
Sounds like a revolutionary piece of machinery. I love the action on those types. always fascinated me.
>>594062245
Three entire years? Goodness man, think twice about such an extensive amount of time....
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>>594062308
nice
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'Evenin gents. I see you started without me. Bartender, grab me a 16 year old bourbon over ice, will ya? Quite the storm we're having eh boys?
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>>594062599
A ruffian, eh? I'll show you what for! Have at you!
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>>594062599

Oh my, Jeeves?

One of the Sub Saharan folk have barged in again.

Will you take care of this?

Here, you may use my sidearm to sort out this problem should you so wish.
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>>594037606
Jeeves, I'd like a highball. I'll by over by the fire enjoying a cigarette, thank you, my fine man!
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>>594062874
indeed it was.
Tell me of your day, dear anon.
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Good evening, chaps! I recently purchased a bottle of fine bourbon, however, I am rather embarrassingly a newcomer to the stuff. Would any of you fine gentlemen be so kind as to share some advice on how to correctly enjoy this fine spirit?
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>>594062874
I'll say.
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>>594037606
Roll
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>>594059668
I am studying several, but currently my goal is to complete my masters in statistics and my BAs in political science and anthropology.
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>>594062874
Indeed, this storm is terrible. So, how's your night?
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>>594062599
Good, the mandingo is here.
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>>594063355
>>594063455
Splendid repeated digits, friends!
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>>594063024
Gladly, *BANG*

Sorry about all the hubbub here folks unwanted guests came , thats all.
our local authority have been called and the threat has been neutralized.

Carry on.
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>>594061594
I like you taste in scotch young man
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