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I'm Asian. How do I get myself a white girl? That's

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I'm Asian. How do I get myself a white girl? That's all I'm attracted to.
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>>593943012
Be asian.
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>>593943012
don't tell her you're asian
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>>593943265
this
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>>593943012
You need to accept that it cannot be done.
And that you should never mate.
Because gooks are fucking disgusting.
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Buy them alcohol and drugs
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>>593943012

Post pic of dick pls
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>>593943012
You don't.

Asians are the ugliest race of people on Earth. Squinty fucked up eyes and piss colored skin is not attractive.

I've seen a few black guys with white girls. Buy never chinks.

Maybe watch Asian porn and become attracted to Asian girls?
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>>593943012
you'd have better luck dressing as a girl and getting a white man with that face.
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>>593943012
1) dont be insecure about your asianess
2) go to the gym and beef up as much as possible
3) get plastic surgery to fix your shit up so you look at least half western and not 100% asian

you should be able to get a decent chick if you follow all of these steps, good luck
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>>593943208
Show her your pokedex.
Bitches love that shit
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>>593943357
Pretty much this. Slanty eyed yellow gooks only belong with niggers.
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>>593943012
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
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Im professional at this I dated white chicks all around even though im asian and the trick is to act like a white guy. Seriously don't act like some nerdy ass asian act like white guy be funny and then they will be like "Wow he is a cute asian that acts like a white guy" white girls think asians are cute they just need to act more manly
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>>593943725
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
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I'm Black. How do i get myself a white girl? That's all I'm attracted to.
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>>593943619
>bleach skin so it's not yellow
>get surgery on your eyes so they aren't chinky

Pretty much surgery until you look white, then maybe he'll have a chance.
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>>593943012
simple.
find a white girl who is into anime, japan, and korea
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>>593943764
Silly. You pavement apes just go rape one.
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>>593943736
and grow a penis, you forgot that
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>>593943012

Let's see that sweet azn boner please.
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>find local anime club
>find the one white hot chick who's insecure and surrounded by fat fedoratards
>no one will hate you because you're asian
>profit

You can go to any gathering where there will be nerdy chicks really. Conventions, game tourneys, anything like that. There will always be white girls will low self esteem and big tits.
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>>593943892
Yeah im kinda cheating because my dad is white but whatever
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>>593943736
>think Asians are cute

Keep dreaming gook
The only white girls I've seen with Asians are the fat ones obsessed with anime.

Even the outgoing buff Asians I know don't seen to get with anything other than other Asians
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Find a white blind girl.
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>>593943012
how to get a girl in two easy steps:

1. be normal
2. don't be not normal
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>>593944132
/thread
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>>593944205
>be white
>don't be a chink or a nigger
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>>593943012
You're only hope is a Zombie Apocalypse.

It worked for this guy.
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>>593944132
she can still sense his small dick with her blind people super powers
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any advice for me m8s
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>>593943012

You're not beta because you're Asian, you're beta because you're you.
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>>593943764
>I'm Black. How do i get myself a white girl?

I kid you not, but today at the shops I saw this skinny short nigger manlet with a 7/10 tall white girl. How? I do not know. But I now believe anything is possible.
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>>593944382
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>>593944380
why the long face?
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>>593944382
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>>593944541
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>>593944382
>ugly whore pretending to like that squinty eyed fuck
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> >>593943725
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susan's dick(that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu >593943755
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Same way white people do.

First get money, then get power, then get friendly and you will get the girls.

As a butt-ugly Jew who dated supermodels once said, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Remember that, for it is the key to success
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Grab your famiry sword and kill everyone who looks at you funny honorabry, for the honor of your famiry, your famiry! then that bitch will fawn over you.
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>>593944380
you mexicans all have equal chances at getting white girls, because you all look the fucking same
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>>593944895
im not mexican why do people always think that
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>>593943012

asians dont have eyelashes?
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>>593943012
Bro, my sister married an asian guy.

she said he was the most genuine guy she had ever met.

That being said, you just need to look for a white girl who is not a party girl
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>>593944380

you fucking beaner where are you ears
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a ching chong chang deng sang bling ling tong suck my dong
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>>593945921
they crossed the border
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>>593943976
Yeah but they've all snorted miles of dick.
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>>593944739

I said she was 7/10 and she was slim. And no I'm not a nigger.
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>>593944761
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>>593945921
im not mexican im not even latino why do people think that
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>>593946409
>why do people think that
maybe because your ID says your name is Jesus Carlos Sanchez
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>>593943012

If that's you OP, you look like a really fobby Asian.

>really slanty eyes
>big nose
>generic dumb clueless expression

Like really really really fobby.You have literally no chance with a white girl.
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>>593946409

im a beaner myself and even i know you're one of us stop denying your identity little nigga your last name is probably Sanchez or some shit
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>>593946711
Im not I swear. I'm half white half arab
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>>593946903
didn't know there where arabs in mexico
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>>593944382

#REKT
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>>593946643

damn you got it 100% right
poor OP

im a fag and i think asians like OP are kinda cute tho
come to the dark side OP
grow some fucking eyelashes tho, why the fuck dont you have any
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The fact that youre Asian means jack shit OP.
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>>593946903

fair enough, some arabs look latino
are you a muslim too or nah?
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>>593947131
i am and thank you for not calling me mexican
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Why does it have nigger lips
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>>593943012
>That's all I'm attracted to
like every straight man in the world. sadly there aren't enough swedish girls for you all, that means they can choose only the best chinks if they're into that. and thats some bad news for you son
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>>593947379
>like every straight man in the world.

I beg to differ.

I'm Eurasian, and I'm reluctant to go out with white girls. I don't find them very attractive at all. So er, no, we aren't after your womenz.
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>>593947353

he doesnt
its just you white people have no lips at all
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>>593947514
Evolution
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>>593943736
+ have white friends. White girls will know you're not a fob then.
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dont listen to /b/ first off

even the ones who can get a girl are still white dudes

newsflash: white dudes arent supposed to be attracted to other men regardless of race

im completely average looking and ive dated and hooked up with plenty of decent looking white chicks without even trying. white girls just throw that pussy away, especially ones who are sick of dumbass racist white dudes. in fact ive never dated an asian girl until recently.

just hang out with white people. itll happen by itself, unless youre not cool

captcha: Uber do crean
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>>593947510
i said straight men, not faggots
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>>593947887

in addition to this, i just wanna suggest that if you fail with white girls, i suggest latinas. first because white girls honestly are fucking annoying like all white people. 2nd because latinas tend to have better bodies and are a bit more exotic. they also tend to find asian guys attractive. dont ask me why, its something genetic or cultural or something

the getting is good for asian guys right now. better than it has been in years. glenn on walking dead has actually done us a lot of good
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>>593947954

Yeah, whatever.
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>>593947620

last time i checked monkeys have lips just like you unevolved cavemen
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Beaners!
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>>593947887
Find white girls who come from white communities. They're more willing to fuck/date non-whites.
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>>593948223
Of course we all have lips, we're just evolved enough to not need 3 inches of niglip
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>>593948212
>shows me a pic of a monkey with 3 kilograms of makeup on her face to prove there are beautiful girls of all colors
you are right, you have too many beautiful women of your own
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>>593943012
Tell her how much you earn
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>>593943012
they don't want anything to do with your broke virgin ass. get a job, make some money, fuck some lower tier asian women and then things might be possible
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>>593943012
Be a tall, beautiful North Chinese man.
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>>593943012
white chicks are overrated. most have a funky, sour smell to them like freshly rotting roses and they become too clingly and possessive and play stupid head games with you because they like to rile guys up and make them mad, they like that dramatic, make up sex. fuck all that.
Asian girls practically don't smell at all. they're not clammy like white girls, they're more hygienic, their parents cook some bomb ass meals. if she's a flip, she'll cook exotic shit for you, a white girl will just make some shitty ass green bean casserole or hamburger helper for your punk ass. an Asian girl don't play head games. they don't like loud arguing making a scene, they give you the cute silent treatment, whatever, just wait, then they'll kiss allover you again and you'll both make sweet, hot fuck love. don't underestimate Asian bitches, you race traitor.
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You dont only blacks get white girls
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inb4 op lives in my city of hongcouver
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So here's my advice.
White chicks love confidence
Asians like intelligence
Hispanics like Catholics
And blacks like benefits
(Murcia)
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>Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
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>>593948515
>>593948515
Also don't consider being Asian as some kind of advantage or disadvantage. Just be a man, and think of yourself as a person. From personal experience, white girls are more bitchier, funner, but less violence and mind games than Asian girls.

Most importnatly be a fucking man. And don't be one of those betafag insecure white washed Asian boys who got raised up to be a nerd by his parents.
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>>593948790
I bet the hulk can beat them all.
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the asian in op's pic is probably korean. Which brings me to my next question. Why do koreans all look like down syndrome cases?
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>>593948759
Bumping my own comment for truth
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>>593948455

that bitch is like 40 or even 50 and she looks way better even without makeup than most disgusting ass old white women
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>>593943012
You are a yellow-skin, you don't; not even the lowest-tier white female, coal-burners, will want anything to do with you.
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>>593948983
lmao pathetic faggot
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>>593948986
:^)

fuck off faggot
>>593948983
i cringed at your shity comment how old are you kid? underaged?
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>>593948455

Yeah, we do.

Pic: my race. Not so attractive as the girls I meet irl, doe.
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Get money and a nigger "butler".
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>>593948390

i dont know what black people you've seen but i've never seen anyone with 3 fucking inches of lips
only true subhumans are australian abbos
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Be cute, yet hot. Be tough and cool and manly in your actions, but act nice. Not all white girls will like that, but many are into that (especially anti white boy tumblr girls) and they will think its really charming. (asian here with qt3.14 white gf)
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>>593949178

Fuck, forgot pic.
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>>593948986
yeah my example was not the best, my bad. here, have something younger
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>>593948963
no eyelids. its pretty simple.

girls love my eyes though. hate harder, but youd be surprised how many girls think that thin, semi translucent veiny flap of skin above your eyes is fuckin gross
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>>593948562
ddd-duuuude asian girls are ALWAYS FUCKING CRAZY. u white boiz don't realize that asian girls can be pretty bitchy and cant cook for shit. No personality except when theyre flipping nuts.
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>>593949296

look little nigga

in case you havent noticed most women look ugly without make up
thats why makeup is so important to women
plus in that pic she isnt even ugly, she just has shitty skin problems
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>>593943725
>>593943755
Topkek already it's begun
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>>593949388
it's not just the eyelids in the pic. Im chinese and have single fold eyelids but again most koreans in their natural forms ( no plastic surgery ) looks like downers. On another note i doubt the guy in the pic is you
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>>593949296

She looks okay. Just has acne --- like many white girls.
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>>593949388
mfw
its not hard to see why
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Be rich, have attitude.
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>>593949260
yeah, really pretty for a monkey with makeup and photoshop. here, have swedish girls without sorcery and tell me you don't like them
>>593949485
>most women look ugly without make up
you mean most ethnic women, yes
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>>593949623

I don't like them.
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>>593949623

>posts white women with makeup
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>>593949296
implying only black women get acne.
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>>593949700
kek
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>>593944382
Someone face swap please for glory and honor.
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>>593949527
fair enough, it doesnt help this guy thinks that hes cute when he purses his lips like that. kind of stereotypical "im a cute asian boi" kpop magazine photo shoot kinda irritating look i suppose
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>>593949708
yeah euro girls love eyeliner
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>>593949623

left one is kinda ugly
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>>593943976
Johnny Gat?
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>>593949852
yeah, thats because she is a nigger
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>>593949848
he looks like a cat
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>>593949623

And yeah, I don't have a folder full of pics of ethnic women or anything. Finding hot girls on Google is not easy.

You just gotta take my word for it.
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>>593949941

really nigga?
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>>593949623
Yawn. I prefer my women exotic looking. Not these Little House on the Prairie cunts.
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>>593950068

>not these Little House on the Prairie cunts

giggled
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>>593944382
His abs looks shooped
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>>593950068
>exotic looking
can't argue with that
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>>593950224

no they dont
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>>593944382
Looks like my friend Jay.
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>>593950282

One on the left is lovely. :)
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>>593950337
yea they do you faggot
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>>593949623
i like this blond blue eyed bitchs to much
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>>593943012
Give a blonde a gift of Uggs, Starbucks frappachinos, and the newest iPhone. Additionally, have money.

Congratulations! Pick and choose from any young blonde girl out there!

>Blondes are dumb as fuck. Most of them, anyways.
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>>593944382
mfw this is the only alpha asian pic that gets posted before alpha and attractive asian men are comparatively rarer than their white counterpart

:^)

disclaimer, im asian
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>>593943012

It's really not hard to find a white girl who's into Asians. Just don't act like the cliche quiet Asian guy. Actually talk and enjoy meeting new people, don't treat it like it's a chore. Stay positive. You'll find one in no time.

>pic related: it's me
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>>593950282
Only if they weren't wearing white man's clothes but be butt naked with those hats on. I would fetch them all and make some hot, steamy, tropical jungle love while macaws mock the girls' orgasms so it sounds like I'm fucking them in 22.2 surround sound stereo
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>>593944382
what happen to his right leg?
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>>593943012
Be yourself. If you're anything else and you meet a girl then you won't really end up happy. If it's a self confidence thing, go to the gym and build up some muscle, you'll feel better in no time and white girls especially like that.

If you're a bit short (lets say under 6"0' but really 5"7' or lower) then don't worry, it will be harder but get toned, get some confidence and either go out dancing or next time you're chatting to someone as a friend (girl this is), after the second or third time, ask if they've got a boyfriend/girlfriend/attack helicopter and if they say no, ask them out. DO NOT ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER BEFORE THIS POINT. DO NOT TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES OR ANY OTHER MINDLESS SHIT BEFORE OR AFTER THIS POINT. I HOPE TO GOD YOU REALIZE, THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING, YOU NEVER MENTION YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND.

If they say yes, get their number, if they gave you their number sooner and without prompting (and mentioned a date, I don't mean going out as friends) and seemed excited at the idea then call them the next day.

If they seemed happy enough at the thought but excited never seemed to enter the vocabulary then ring or text them a few days later to arrange things unless this was done on like a friday.

If she says no and this is going to happen most of the time, especially since your post doesn't drip with confidence then don't try to convince them, still be friendly (especially if you go there regularly) don't be a whiny little shit and whatever you do, DO NOT TRY TO GET THEIR NUMBER. They've said no, leave it at that, up and move on, you will waste your time and end up a jaded little shitlord if you try to convince them you're a good guy down the track.

Jesus christ I'm going past the limit.
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>>593943012
In all seriousness, if you get a haircut and lift, you could smash 7/10's on the regular. Get to it pussy.
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>>593943012
Start acting/dressing like a nigger or wigger, this always works
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>>593951080
back to misc/fit faggot
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>>593943012
OP. from a fellow asian whose dated white girls you have 2 options:

you can either get fit, or you can get rich.

it also helps if you arent a manlet (im 183cm tall)

as for the fit part, just diet and start lifting.

otherwise, get rich.

also helps that im in med school, and on track to be a doctor by 2017.

either way, build a fucking personality. learn to analyze people, then utilize what you have to make them like you. it is in your asian genes to do so. you arent given asian level intelligence for nothing, so use it.

but to be honest, white chicks, like all girls, get boring after a while.

too easy to understand, too simple in thought. you throw them a bone and they go after it without a second thought.

every now and again you come across one thats intellectually appealing. those are keepers.
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>>593951072
good advice, but i can tldr it for you.
believe the girls want you, act like they want you.
if u walk in a pub/club whatever, just scan the room for 3 seconds. walk up to the hottest chick u saw and ask her if she is single.

always worked for me
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>>593951242
>it also helps if you arent a manlet

I'm 5'6.
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>>593943012
>Get an OK job (make some money)
>Get some plastic surgery if you need it
>Get nice skin condition
>Get social / funny / confident
>Get fit
>Get ANY GIRL YOU WANT
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>>593943012
Don't mind the trolls OP
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>>593943012
I'm half Korean and half Ukrainian and I pull some cuties OP. Like, tight floral shirt high waisted shorts cuties. trick is to be intimidating in your craft i.e. I'm known in my area for being a competent musician. Do something like that. It's not acting white; it's just being less preserved and fobby is all.

Also, grow a beard or some shadow if you can. That shit changes the game
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>>593943012

>Get nice skin condition
>Get social / funny / confident
>Get fit
>Get an OK job (make some money)
>Get some plastic surgery if you need it
>Get ANY GIRL YOU WANT
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>>593951392
So have you finished college yet kid?
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>>593951392
>>593951480

So in other words, be white.
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>>593943012
You're screwed....
Your face alone says I'm a gook who is insecure and have a small penis and can't pleasure anyone.
If you were an asian that can get white girls you wouldn't be posting on 4chan asking how to do it. Ironic isn't it?
Those who can, do; those who can't ask but are doomed to fail.
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>>593943012
Make monnies fuck girls nothing more to say
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>>593943012
Be like this.....
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>>593943012
WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS OMFG
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>>593943012
just get fit OP
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Find one that has never experienced the vastly superior black cock.
>pro tip: you can't
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Use your Asian persuasion.
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>>593943619
Fuck off, cuck
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>>593944382

/thread
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>>593951072
(cont)

General tips, you can't build rapport by texting, try to avoid texting her unless she texts you a question and even then don't respond to it immediately (wait 30 minutes to an hour unless it's urgent), never say sorry unless you really fucked up, never make an excuse, don't even think of talking too much. Avoid being a total sperg and don't text her religiously either. Go a days without texting, go a week even if you're working full time, if they contact you, reply but otherwise don't initiate contact every day.

Don't call her every day and don't text her every day, never ever double text or ring. If you do text her and she hasn't replied, simply don't text. You wait until she replies. If she doesn't reply, don't follow it up. If you call, you wait for her to call you back. If she hasn't replied to you in a few days (and assuming the last thing you did or said wasn't some kind of weird shit like how much you like hentai or ramming toy ponies in the ass) then send her a text or give her a call and just ask how her days been. Try to avoid asking that too often but early on it's fine for a few times.

If she doesn't reply to that, don't pursue it. Abort, pull out, don't waste your time, don't get bitter and don't become one of those faggots who spends all day on 4chan writing giant posts instead of finishing writing the fucking midterm papers for his school.
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