Just got caught stealing my cousin's panties. She was with

Just fuck both of them

>>593831504
you dun goofed

Thunder thighs. Why so fat?

>>593831504
lucky dog you enjoy it.

>>593831504

feed them a bowl of eggs.

>>593831504
just tell em when you get home, yo momma or dad left a big pile of clothing in your room and they got mixed in with the pile.
problem solved.
unless you had them hidden away. or folded up in your dresser, its best to come out and tell em your gay

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>>593831504

Tell them you were using them to impress your friends into thinking you got laid. It's pathetic but not family ruining.

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>>593832183

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>>593832183
>>593831720

>>593831504
Tell them you will become their sissy spanking slave boy for the rest of your life if they don't tell...

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everything here should be considered like fiction or whatever the fuck that pasta is

Tell them you want to be transgender. Its pathetic, but not family ruining.

you can act like a man and take the consequences.

>>593832183
Well said...

>>593831504
Gotta keep these short people from breeding, and do away with short bitches.

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>>593832087
"Yeah, so, mom and dad left crusty dirty underwear in my room all belonging to both of you, weird huh?"

Yes, I see OP explaining this one perfectly.

>>593832633
then take the second answer or better yet use this one
>>593832183

>>593831504

Ask if they are game and you'll do whatever they want. You can't be any more pathetic, might as well go all the way.

>>593832183
>>593832087
there a slight problem you see, when they caught me i was taking a deep whiff of the thong. What hurts is that they dint get upset, they laugh instead. But if they tell my parents, my life is over, they are hardcore religious.

cograts OP, you were probably allready the family black sheep, now you are really fucked. Might as well just tell them you are a deviant and want to fuck them. Best to come clean in these types of situations, or.... blame it on the alcohol.

>>593832183
go with this or hope an anon comes up with something better

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just tell your family youre a kid who likes jerkin his chicken

>>593831504

"dad took them and kept them in my room. he said he'd beat me if anyone found out."

>>593832183
This right here

>>593832967
youre a goner m8

Just say that you lost a bet and need 10 or so panties and you had to get them fast otherwise you would lose the bet, hopefully they understand

>>593831504
Tell them you have a panty fetish

>>593832967
then you're a fucking idiot and you're fucked

>>593832967
sounds like they will use it to blackmail you.
you better become their boy slave. start kissing ass, and in return they don't tell.

>>593831504

or just tell them that you're a growing boy with needs. don't apologize. just matter of factly state it was purely a need.

I'm pretty sure this isn't real, but this is /b/, so if it is real you should just cut your losses and an hero

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>>593833246
>>593833255

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>>593833255

>>593832967
you sound like you are making this shit up as we give you solid answers.

>>593832967
Buy a bunch of panties and some poster-board. Staple them into big snowflake designs. Tell them it was a project for school.

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>>593832967
Kek
You're fucked

>>593832967
At the very least you can't be arrested for this, you're fucked though. Not much you can do. They can't really do anything except tell you not to do it, your family will probably hate you unless they think you're mentally ill, and you'll have to go into therapy. Which is probably for the best, all things considered. You could always leave and never come back

>>593832967
"My friends think you guys are super hot so I rent out your panties for them to jerk."

"Why were you sniffing them then?"

"Well I had to make sure they didn't smell like shit"

Drink bleach, faggot. I'm not answering your question, I'm genuinely telling you to kill yourself because you're a faggot who likes to make up stories on the internet.

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>>593833728

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>>593833728
That;s fucking adorable

>>593833809
>>593832183

Easily the best advice in the thread. Next time, stop being a beta and go fuck a real woman while gobbling her snatch, instead of wishing you could do it to your sister.

>>593831504
Tell them it was a bet you had with a friend. That they would never notice or some shit

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>>593832183
>>593832538

Tell them you are an alcohol and it's family ruining.

>>593833809
I second this

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>>593834077
kids prolly 14, like you were fucking when you were this young

youre just upset because you also got caught stealin and sniffin panties

>>593831504
i got this for you.

first steal some men's boxers and boxer briefs. put them in your room too.

bring them into your room. let them find those too.

then you tell them you were planning on a very elaborate gender-themed artistic display.

details will have to be dredged up. maybe you were going to put them through some stress testing to prove that panties last longer than boxers or some dumb shit.

or maybe you were going to color them in different ways

or you were going to put letters on them to spell out some feminist nonsense.

but of course it would be a waste of new panties so you stole older ones so it woudln't be quite as much of a waste

>>593832967
theres no problem, use the getting laid excuse and say they are lying about the sniffing.

young girls exaggerate all the time, so you will be believed.

>>593834261

I can't english your understand even negro.

>>593834299
At this point if OP was for truthful there's no way he'd get caught

>>593832967
you had to make sure they weren't new.

if they laughed you have nothing to worry about. just laugh it off too.

tell them your boxers smelled of an odd bleachy smell and you wondered if it was all underwear or just yours

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>>593832967
you're way up shit creek, my friend

just explain if you dont steal their panties, you'd be forced to rape them.

How old are they, OP? Can't be as bad as when my uncle found me stealing my 8 year old cousins panties, you'll be fine

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>>593832183
Theyll think this excuse is too pathetic to be a lie, at this point id take looking like a fucking beta then a pervert

>>593833809
This is good

>>593831504
Hide a few pair of your underwear in both their rooms and quickly tell your parents FIRST. Extra points if you also hide your dads underwear in both.

doubt they didn't already know how much of a virgin beta faggot you were anyway. nothing new for them, just confirmation.

>>593834299
Desn't explain the fact that he smelled them like an autistic fuck

>>593831504
saw this last week, did you do it again?
op is a fag

>>593834916
he needed to be sure they weren't too new. he'd put them back if they were.

See if your sister or cousin are willing to go further with this. I'd start by having one of them sit on your face as punishment.

If they're laughing, they're either incredibly aroused (awkwardly) or it's incestuous horror.

Either way, it's a 50/50 chance.

>>593831504
Stop being a fucking pathetic waste of flesh, who steals panties!

>>593831504

dude just tell em you get off on that shit and that you fap to it and that you'd greatly appreciate it if they didnt tell anyone. maybe you'll have to offer services, who knows.

LOL

does anyone else on this fucking perverted board see a pair of dirty womens underwear and get grossed out as much as if it were a guys pair of underwear? I mean what the fuck. they fart in that shit too. and their snatch stinks way worse than balls most of the time. like what the fuck

>>593831504
Proof. I got an idea

>>593831504
Tell them you had a cold and you weren't sniffing panties you were blowing your nose and they were gonna get washed anyways and your very very green.

>>593834736
lying ass lion, his name is clearly Raja

>>593835032
Hm that might work

As said before tell them you gay and you need them to cover up your a big faggot. And say you where trying to cure your faggotness by sniffing them.
Don't know how that would make the situation better but it's something

>>593835160
good point. why did i waste that good excuse on this virgin who has probably never even held a pair of panties.

>>593833809
Do this

tell them you wear them. they already know how muhc of a faggot you are and they won't want to out you. suck your sister's boyfriend's cock just to prove it to them that you are.

>>593833809
top rated post

>>593835121
Ano soooo hot isn't it

Some good advice in here, I'm just gonna tell you you're fucked. Sorry /b/ro.

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>OP is beta fuck
>Askes /b/ for help to solve his sitcom like issue
>/b/ provides sitcom-like, idiotic solutions
>mfw

>>593832012
Kek

OP stop being a muslim

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>>593833809
Good fucking idea, mate.

>>593835222
the problem is he probably had a full on raging 4 inch boner while he was doing it and a look on his face like just won the virgin lottery

>>593835645
If OP were muslim, he'd rape and murder them for being sluts that leave their dirty panties lying around in the laundry room.

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>>593835548
In fairness OP is fucked either way, he might as well try to make this anecdote humourous in the memories of his family in the coming years

>>593835899
truth. he'd be sniffing extr-gradma giant sized down to her knees burqanties

>>593832183
This is your only option OP
You FUCKED UP

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>>593835239
second this, you said your parents are very religious?

>>593836179
doesn't explain why he was sniffing them and had a 3 inch boner-tent in his pants

>>593832087
sounds logical but he got caught stealing them in the laundry even if he said that what would be the explanation for him stealing them in the laundry room?

>>593835239
Keked at this

>>593831504
tell them that you were planning some kind of prank and were too embarrassed to buy womens underwear and too embarrassed to ask them for theirs and then apologize for stealing. this is easy op. fuck.

>>593836301
It proves it worked! boom

Just fucking go with the flow OP, People are gonna find out, Embrace this moment, tell the girl's you just love sniffing panties.

>>593832087
yeah and he was sniffing them to tell which one's was which so he could give them back. sorted. literally.

Needed them for science

>>593831504
make it something embarrassing, like you like tht they make you feel beautiful and you are having a hard time coming out. Cry a little and ask them to promise to keep your secret until you are ready to tell your family.

>>593835967
>Thanksgiving
"Hey guys, remember that time I was caught sniffing my sisters panties, then tried to get them to keep quiet by offering sex, based on the suggestions of social delinquents from a japanese anime board on the internet? Lol oh what a common and hilarious thing that is to lightheartedly bring up at family gatherings!"
>family disowns OP

>>593835967
"I'm the cook"

>>593836652
I'd laugh

>>593833787
Top Kek

>>593832967
well, you're kind of a sick fuck to be grabbing your family's panties.

Some shame raining down on you may just be what you need.

>>593831504
I got it OP. Just say you saw your sis and cousin lezzing off if they threaten to tell your mum

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>become hentai MC
>explain to sister and cousin that your raging boner is so hard that it is actually painful
>the only way to make it go down is ejaculating
>they feel pity for a man's struggle, and agree to give you a pantyjob

>>593836763
abandon thread

>>593836763
That all on got? Post real shit.

>>593834710
Fuck, dude. Really??

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yo homz, had the exact same thing 2 days ago.. fnlly came back hommme 2nite.. had a big night wif ma sis and cuzin.. so u can turn tis ' problem' into a cryzziyy night!

>>593836971
That's actually not a bad idea.

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>>593836986
or if your sister and cousin aren't already secretly lusting after your cock, you will forever be shamed.
It happens, OP, but you were still stupid enough to get caught.

>>593837086
go home germany

>>593836763
sdoM

>>593831504
Your life equal over

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OP here I drove home and talk to them. I used your bros advice and said that a friend of mine wanted the panties to jerk off. They asked who and I couldn't answer I'm so fucking retarded, I was so scared about talking to them that I forgot to think it through. I have no friends and I'm sure if I make someone up they'll ask to meet him or get his number which I don't have. They started cracking up and I ran to my room. Now I'm really fucked. Next plan b my parent will be home in about 2 hours. Should I end it here? My life is over

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>>593838143

>>593831504
The only logical thing to do is tell them you are gay and like to dress up like a girl and you are embarrassed.

>>593838143
an hero on cam. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>593833809
this is the only correct answer ITT

>>593838143
well at least they're not creeped out. Which is what they would be like if they were creeped out.

Go out a hero. They will never look at you the same way.

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>>593838143
Broskiee I think your good man. If they laughed then I think you good. Unless they are genuinely creeped out you good. Pic related. I feel like this is you

>>593838143
Ask them not to tell anyone, and in return they can dress you up in their underwear and clothes and jerk off in front of them as punishment.

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>>593838143
Fuck me OP you're a genius

>>593831657
This.

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>>593831504
Eat a twix ...

>>593834703
this could work

>>593838928
kek

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a few days. Way better than LYLY.

>>593831504 go back home and fuck them

>>593831504
tell them you are sending them for money on the interwebs?

Its not a big deal man. Laugh it off like they did! everyone does weird shit every now and again and what u were doing is harmless

>>593831504
1, 4, 2, 3

>>593838928
this

Show them your dick op. Maybe they will go along and you end up getting laid!

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OP I'm sure you'll be fine, otherwise make full use of your last two hours of non-monitored internet access

>>593838143
Tell them you sell them online because you need money for some stupid thing. Could be followed up on that friend thing, because the same reason: Money.

HEY OP, if this thread 404s, please post a new thread with the results. And then save it just in case I'm not lurking atm.

Flip it the other way, anon...go back, grab some of your clothes, and say "hey I'm about to wash some clothes...you wanna share a load?" Walk away like fuckin' Fonzie from Happy days and go about your business.

>>593839328

Christ that picture

>>593839460
this

>>593838143
"I was too scared to rat out my friends"

Don't tell them, act like that guy who sticks up for his bro no matter what.

OP, don't listen to any of these guys.

Here's what you should do:

Go to a gym and lift for a bit, get your muscles swole so you look bigger. Go to a restaurant and get two large steaks, eat them both with water. Buy a shit ton of condoms, buy some pumpin' music, jeans, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat. Proceed to your house wearing the cowboy shit and jeans with no shirt on, and play the pimpin music. Make sure you have a hard on, and act really forceful. Then fuck the ever loving shit out of them so they're in submission.

>>593831504
Say you were wearing them, better that than a incestual sex deviant

>>593840457
He has no friends...

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OP here, thank you so much boys I'm so fucking relieved. They both came and knock on my door wanting to talk. I was sweating balls, looking terrified. I think that helped a lil bit. They said that they think it's fine , that everyone a thing that's a little weird. I was so fucking relieved I apologize and said that I'll never do it again. At this point my cousin said that she thinks that it was kinda cute what I did and how scared I was. My sister laughed and slap her in the arm. They giggled and left. Best day of my life /b/.

>>593840717
"How to be a faggot" - the post

>>593840975
They don't know that

>>593841087
When he never lives the house, they know.

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>>593840988
they're totally into it OP, proceed with dick in air

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>>593840988
Wwwwwwwell then I think it's time you post pics of your cousin and sister, O-Piddilicious

>>593840988
Sure faggot

>>593831504
kill yourself, btw from left to right:
fuck, rape kill, marry

>>593840988
Don't fuck your cousin anon, no matter what anyone else says, trust me, I've been there.

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>>593831504

Obviously the only reasonable thing to do is kill yourself OP.

>>593841354
They only talk over the computer.

>>593831504

Just say it was a /b/ post and you got tripped and had to deliver winrar dumb ass fggt.

OP, you'll be fine. I only wish that getting caught panty sniffing was the least of my problems.

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>>593841559

>>593841559
You fucked this dudes cousin? Wicked sick bro

For a made up story, The ending sucked a lot.

classic thread

>>593841918
It was funny nonetheless

>>593838143
>>593840988
Fuckle

-bigdog46