NZ thread.

your thread a shit.

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>>593752481

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Hastingsbro,repot for dooty!

Where are all the nude pics

>>593752585
Its the supreme gentleman.. He survived and drove to NZ

>>593752614
where in Hastings? Hastings here too

Reporting In, I guess

Wellingtonian Master Race, signing in.

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you know it.

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Cycle fags argue on this page

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>>593752750
Havelock North!

>>593753293
Epic meme

>>593753262
Poor fucker looks like oatmeal

>>593753597
same, age?

Where are all the dirty sluts tonight?

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>>593754252
18+- 1

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>>593753446
To be fair there are just as many people in cars in this country who drive like nutsacks

>>593752614
Napierbro reporting in, enjoy your maoris

>>593754413
MODS MODS MODS

>>593754413
school?

>>593754413
I thought u were going dunners? Or was that someone else

Diff fag here btw

>>593754536
Hey Queen B. You got any nude pics

>>593753597
fuckin lucky

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>>593754679
Fuck off,I was being ironic

>>593754681
Homeschooled

>>593754709
Naw

>>593754536
Yknow it kinda removes the point when there is no face. At least the muslims let us have a bit of eye action.

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>>593754611
Enjoy your indians

>>593753597
Clive

>>593754611
I'm from Auckland, where Napier and Hastings are the same shit.

>>593752750
The Nui has more maoris than Flax

>>593754611

I was in Napier for the weekend. You guys need to move further away from the surface of the sun, I spent the whole time burning.

>>593755668

When I was like 12, my family went to Splash Planet. I thought I was top fucking shit and was invincible, (like all 12 years olds do), so didn't need sunscreen. Ran around at Splash Planet on a fucking boiling hot day, with nothing but a pair of swimming togs, for what must've been like 8 hours. At the end of the day my shoulders and upper back were blistering from the burns. I couldn't wear a shirt for 2 weeks. I had to apply Soov to it like every 30 minutes or the pain would start becoming excruciating again. The skin's still never fully healed, nearly 10 years later.

TL;DR: Fuck the heat in Napier/Hastings.

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>>593755544
Noice full house

>>593756531
>The skin's still never fully healed, nearly 10 years later

RIP

>>593752585
The faggot mobil

Carp thread. Surely there is a slut out there in NZ that wants some attention.

>>593757043
Crap

>>593757043
Ayy its that faggot who killed the thread by dumping gay shit

>>593756722

I'm sure if I took to it with some pumice and scratched it all of it'd fix it, to an extent, but I don't just have pumice lying around and a willing accomplice to do it for me (because fuck attempting to scratch your own back efficiently). Though I question if it'd actually work or not, considering I've had these little raised bumps of skin for 9 years now, you think they would've gone away. Idk.

good thread

>>593757301
You have cancer
RIP in peace

>>593757418

Oh nah, it's not melanoma or anything. It's like, mini-blisters. Kinda. When all the blisters popped and the skin peeled, it left remnants.

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>>593756531
I have a similar story,except I was fucking invincible
I'm not sure how old I was,I remember being just talk enough to do that racecar shit
Me and my two sisters went there all day,on a fucking hot day,they reapplied sunscreen every two hours and i didn't even put it on

And I shit you not,by the end of the day my sisters were peeling and tomatoey and shit,and i just had a nice tan on my arms
To this day I do not understand how

>>593757639
*tall enough

>>593757566
I was the first anon who said RIP, not the second anon

I have blisters from wheb i was 12 too, aroundbthe nose area

Anyone else agree with the council taking away that flying fox? I mean seriously, who the fuck wants to listen to a bunch of fucking little kids all day screaming and shit. They did the right thing as to prevent kids from being murdered by a fed up resident anyway.

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>>593752614
Hastings here, Lindisfag reporting in.

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>>593757639

shrooms 4 sale in auckland

$20 for 3.5g dried (about 10 shrooms)

Nelson/blenheim here im up to my 30th wank today

>>593758042

Mate, when you were 8, did you not play on the flying fox? Imagine if the local flying fox you used got shut down, and when you couldn't understand why, your mum told you "The guy who lives next door said it was too loud". You wouldn't understand at all and you'd think the guy was just some grumpy old miserable cunt. And then you'd go past his house all the time making as much noise as you can, cos he's an asshole, and you're 8 years old and that's your idea of revenge.

>>593758634
Nate here i would kill that bastard i love flying foxes fuck

>>593758042
Fuck you, flying foxes are my childhood. And they're still fun as fuck now

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>>593758350
TL;DR:I was the shit as a kid and was invulnerable to the sun,and>>593756531
Is a pussy faget

Hamfag here, why is my dick so small

>>593758042
Fuck u asshole

remember when weasleychan was around ah yis good times

>>593758042
Fuckin ass

Just bcos u didnt have a friend to push u down..

>>593758042
asshole

>>593759144

It's nature's way of protecting you, by keeping you a virgin so that you don't get an STD from any of the thousands of infected whores in Hamilton.

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>>593758634
First thought:Now I know where you live,ya grumpy old bastard
Second thought:I bet you voted labor or green

>>593758042
omg what a fag

>>593759444
y did u dump all those gay pics,fag

>>593758042
wow bet u dont like it cos u a fag

>>593759475

Who, me? Or you implying that'd be your thought process regarding the grumpy neighbour?

>>593759595

What.

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>>593752303

>>593758042
wow bitch ur worse than hitler

>>593758042
lmao biggest kill joy

>>593758042
U will go to hell

>>593758042
I hope the cops find u

>>593759788
*literally worse than Hitler

>>593759433
>>593759485
>>593759694
>>593759788
>>593759829
>>593759933
>>593759972
samefag

>>593758042
Srsly? What a bitch

>>593758042
ur literally the definition of a bitch

>>593758042
wow just wow

>>593758042
Someone doesn't know what fun is. Fuck you.

>>593760027
Nate here can confirm anon is same fagging there from the same ip adress

>>593752303
Anyone want to use this worthless fuckmeat 22 m?

>>593758042
Fucking bitch

>>593760263
sorry, but idk know who you are...

>>593760263
I bet the IP is 192.168.1.1

>>593758042
wow i agree with all the anons replying

DDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY as fuck

>>593758042
Wth first ammendment bitch

>>593758042
I hope u go to jail

>>593760027
Hes copying idbro where he samefags all the replies

>>593758042
I hope the mongrel mob finds yu

>>593758042
U ruined my night tyvm

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petone reporting

>>593760600
Shiett, do they still leave the big basket of lollies at the door?

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Key wants to send us to fight the mooslims.
I will if he signs his son & daughter up.
so much winrar if she gets gang raeped by infected, toothless sandniggers.

Now that would be art!!!

>>593760354
Its not thats the common ip u gotta hack into the name frame
>>593760512
Nate here i can confirm this this guy is a wannabe idgod

>>593760600
I second that

>>593760679

I've never been in there man, only walked past it 9001 times

>>593758042
all the replies fucking bastard

>>593758042
I bet no one pushed u down the flying fox

>>593758042
Nazi of fun

>>593758042
If you've never played last man standing on the flying fox, you've never lived.

>>593760697
You realise you could go into any barracks in the country and ask for a show of hands and you would get enough for like 5 rotations straight up?

>>593758042
Nate here all the flying foxes in blemheim have been removd bcos of cunts like u

>>593760708
i think you replied to the wrong person, about the ip thing mate

>>593758391
how about a pic? might be keen

>not based bmw goes hard as bruu edition

Duds reporting anyway...

>>593758391
also how'd you get shrooms this time o year. I thought shroom season was in autumn

>>593761116
im not your mate only jakuzare and sportsbro are

>>593761284
fuck up mate.

>>593761335
newfag

>>593758042
Im already on my way to kill you

>>593761403
nice response mate.

also, fuck sportsbro, he just the same gay manziel pictures.even IDbro is better than that fuck.

le epic bandwagoning maymay <:^)

>>593761553
fangirling this hard u gay m8?

Capctha: urhomo

tfw IDbro doesn't post like he used to

>>593761897
instead we got that faggot nate. fuck these threads have gotten dire. next thing we'll be stuff comments section 2.0

>>593762025
new fag detected
implying i am new here
>cringed
rlly wish u can ignore ppl herr like on tc

>>593762025
Good lord stuff comments.
Never again. Liberal overload and then the people who cant recognise a troll.

>>593762175
Nate here fuck liberals man old people trying to enforce new drugs laws

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rolls royce in eastbourne

>>593762025
Nate's just a wannabe "trip". No one really mentions him besides himself.

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>>593762175
nzherald's going full tabloid as well.

anyone want to watch top gear with me nate here

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>>593752614
Camberley Nigger dropping in and stealing your fukn tv straight up g fukn one outs for ur board kunt

>>593762175

Stuff comments are fucked. Stuff only lets users comment on their approved articles.

OH SO WE CANT COMMENT ON THE RECENT POLICE WEED ERADICATION OPERATIONS?

fukin cunts

>>593762380
Kek idgod recognises me and a ton of other ppl

>>593762479
I heard about that shit on the radio, really nothing better to do than bust some fuckin' pot heads.

>>593762434

im watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8T1rMsJtQU

>>593758042
Nate here whoever ths anon is hes just a wannabe idgod i am cringing at the thought of that

>>593762428
m8 they all are NZ media is pretty fucking trash. We just dont have Reuters or anything like that for unbiased articles so we are left with what we have.
Except Mike McRoberts who is the fucking man and deserves a knighthood seriously that guy is boss. The man has seen more war than Charles Upham

>>593762967
Shout outs to Mike "Long Cock" McRoberts

Idgod here nate is next lvl shit

Mack Cross is a faggot

>>593762025

M8. Don't h8 on n8. He has some gr8 b8 I'd r8 8/8.

And if you took nate out of the threads, you'd just be left with a bunch of anonymous autists floundering everywhere. When nate's present, he's THE autist, and everything is right.

that bmw is shit

>>593763293
Kill yourself you memester peasant

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>>593763293
nice meme faggot

>>593763285
I heard he blows cunts all the time for laughs

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>>593763293
Keep kerosine-ing m8

>>593763398
>>593763441
>>593763525

You seem pretty mad.

Idgod here nate is a faggot

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>>593763621
>you

IDBro here everyone who calls me IDGod is a faggot

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Mack Cross here, anybody want/need their cock sucked? It's not gay if it's for a laugh.

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>>593752303
wassup guys its nate here anyone know why ids are even back?

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>>593763642
Fucking imposters & posers

>>593763621
STOP TROLLING PLEAZ

ITT:
>people pretending to be IDbro
>people calling out people pretending to be IDbro

>>593763939

>implying I'm trolling.

>>593763621
STOP HACKING ME U FUKN TROLLS

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>>593764006
>people calling out people calling out people pretending to be idbro
I don't even know what to call that
Call out-ception?

>>593763293
Not same fag, but I agree, nate does provide a particular brand of autism that I can truly appreciate, in the absence of idbro and these threads turn into "anyone in hamilton", "post nz nudes" followed by the same pictures every night, "how'd everyone go in ncea"

>>593763293
I guess you do have a point that he becomes the village autist. He's the nate we need.

Wheres the weed at in Hastings faggots?

>>593764432
At the dealers house, bro

>>593762967
McRoberts Paul Henry, Hamish McKay and John Campbell get to live - also Holly Carran becuse of tits (& provided she shows them on screen)

The following must be burned with fire as a service to NZ journalism......
Duncan Garner, Tova O'Brien, Mike Hosking, Patrick Gower, Corin Dann, Brooke Sabin, Annabelle Tukia, Michael Wilson, Saun Plunket, Tony "kick the bitch down the stairs" Veitch, Susan Wood, Jim "Complete Tool" Hickey, Greg Boyd

>>593764508
It's pretty dry round here man, my people are all out and fucked if i'm going to some shitty open house.

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>>593764432
where is all the weed and why is it so dry at the moment?

>>593764787
Grow season according to the old man, market will be flooded with bush soon.

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>>593764914
thanks faggot!

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>tfw I'm slowly getting /fit while you all enjoy your sedentary lifestyle and nogainz

>>593765089
>implying I don't work out five days a week faggot
Working out doesn't make you special, in fact it's expected of you. It's like feeling special for not acting like a complete retard in public.

>>593764764
Gower can live thanks to this is the fucking news but he may never practice 'journalism' again.
And lets not forget Paul Henrys wench

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>>593765302
If you say so!
>have you even been in town recently
>honestly,the amout of hamplanets and gross people
>mfw

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New Queen of NZ /b/ threads:

Holly Carran, Chch Breakfast reporter on TVNZ
(the one on the left for you stoner retards you need things pointed out)

>>593765728
Who is Paul Henry's wench?

>>593765812
No kidding man, even worse when I see these fat motherfuckers with 8/10 gfs.
Nightclubs in Hastings are disgusting, full of niggers, fat fucks and diseases. Watered down alcohol is great too.

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>>593766315
Good,good
Let the hatred fill you
Transform you into something even better
We're all gonna make it

>>593766134
Janika Ter Ellen

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Hello, boys!

>>593766315
Really helps when you dont leave the house.

>>593766723
Serious - are they allowed to dip their wick in the company ink?

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>>593766771
Ayy

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>>593765728
Do people still think that's legit? It was for the UoA Law Revue.

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>>593767030
Ja!

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Looking for a seller in Auck, who's gonna help a brother?

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>>593767310
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

CRUSADER,THE LORD OF THE REALM

>>593766868
Probably not.
>>593767243
I know its staged but the man still did it and that counts for something.

anyone who voted for john key is a dipshit

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Every thread last year

>>593762025
>stuff comments section 2.0
Anyone see that story about "My child is Pakeh but goes to a Maori school"?

It's almost like proper are wanting me to go full Hitler.

>wtf is up with captcha

>>593767651
amen bro
and fuck there were so many of them
we are doomed!

>>593767651
Anyone who voted for Liberals in this economic situation is a dipshit

>>593767773
Dont you like clicking pictures of pasta?

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>>593767585

>>593767921
Not unless you're here to help me.

>>593767847
lol "economy" implying you know fucking anything. Morals are not something I'm gonna argue with an autist but if you had any basic human compassion you would understand how fucked up the current political situation here is. You really are a blind fucker, just saying what JK wants you to say

>>593767773
The most annoying thing were all the bullshit praising comments about what a good thing it is, like any of these people would nut up and do the same. Would crack me up if that kid grew up to hate Maoris though.

But yeah, imposing your values on your kid, and then making a big song and dance about it. Reminds me of those parents who want their kids to turn out gay so they can be praised for being such an accepting parent. Ffs.

>>593768301
>Implying I dont care about people
Social spending needs increasing but you cant do that until you have the money to do it with Bill English is a world class jew and once he has managed to undo the damage treaty settlements have brought then its time for the social spending not before.

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>>593767921
I prefer clicking pictures of pizza AMIRITE