I'm a well do to young man in college with everything I could want or need and a bright future ahead of me, but I suspect I suffer from some sort of personality disorder because in spite of all the opportunities at my feel I am irresistibly drawn to crime.
Well if they're true, they don't feel ridiculous or crazy...
My ex-wife is a model that's been on the front page of foreign news papers (like, canada and england I think. Smaller ones, not like super large nation wide shit).
I met the woman I'm currently dating (and probably going to propose to) by DMing a game of D&D for her?
im mick jaggers son the lions whelp
and people that betray me tickle my feet goddamned losers rofl
so hilariously easy beating this abomination
cause jesus is gonna do all the work ROFL ignoramuses just had to test the joseph
Exactly half of the women I've dated still have multiple scars that I gave them will their complete consent.
There is an old coffee mug in my desk that contains strips of skin I cut off of my own heels.
I currently have more funds in currency from a dozen foreign countries than my own.
I enjoy pain/fear responses. Cutting (or burning that one time) is just a good way to get them. The stronger the reaction the better. I suppose if someone could fake it well enough the actual harm would be unnecessary, but I've not had a chance to test it.
The self-inflicted usually just happens when I'm exceptionally anxious or stressed.
Well hey she actually browses /b/ so you never know
>pretty enough to party
>zero consideration for other people, gotta make em feel loved if you want stuff I guess.
>leave trail of relationship destruction wherever I go
>good luck everyone else
>still no stds
>stil no babbies
I'm your friend that makes your girl laugh the day before you two break up. I'm the guy getting a rimjob from your husband when you get home from work. I'm the one standing at the urinal too long when your rich ass is throwing cash all around the gay bar. I will sleep with your girlfriend, and I will do it shamelessly.
And if you didn't know any of that, I'm just a nice regular outdoors type guy. Let's go camping >:)
Second in a week I get satan trips. I'm getting worried /b/
>IDing yourself on /b/
I'll say that she got most attention for themed stuff. Like... elaborate outfits and settings and shit. I'm not familiar enough with the industry terms to really go into depth, but she had some crazy outfits.
For something else about myself, I'll say that... I have had sex on 4 continents?
I dunno. I guess I'm a bad judge of what's "ridiculous"
I was an opiate addict for 7 years. I consider myself fairly intelligent and good at science, and despite having a felony conviction for possession, hope to find work as a developer or private tutor in math and science, and perhaps get a degree in physics.
i killed Martin Luther King, then I had sex with his Corpse in the morgue.
>just soldmy company for several million dollars
>been on here for 8-9 years since i was making 50k/year as a n00b
>i live in an insane penthouse in a top 4 largest city in NA
>i bang a 9 every other week, but have a few 6-7s i keep around to treat terribly and call last minute until they get wise to it, then i cycle them out and another in
...oh, and i doooon't give a HOT FUCK who doesn't believe me (sunglasses land on face)
Both. also I am a psychopath. I'm good at reading people, and find virtually everyone attractive, so why not get my rocks off now and then? Often people get too attracted to me when I prefer a kind of friends/business partners with benefits deal. Not everyone can accept the benefits without feeling oh so much guilt (= I get free stuff, cool!)
>Exactly half of the women I've dated
>I currently have more funds in currency from a dozen foreign countries than my own.
= an avg of $6.37 worth of foreign currency from said dozen countries to your $5.71 in your home currency
i'm a top expert in a super specific field, i have girlfriend who lives with me as my submissive fuck-slut, a super hot mistress that's only interested in me because i'm "off limits". i was interviewed on pbs and yesterday i hung out with a former nba player
im on an ipod faggot ban me all you want
Nope. For whatever reason back then (~15 years ago) my girlfriend would swim naked with her brothers and sisters, and when my sister went over her house, they decided it would be a great idea to go swimming.
When I was 15 I weighted around 30 kg eating 800g of rice, beans, meat and salad 3 times a day.
My metabolism is a bitch.
I've rap battled Eminem years ago. I use to be semi popular in the detroit rap scene. Then I moved and started a new life. its funny because i have like 30 gang tats on me and now im just an old computer nerd.
Can you tell us a movie? I mean if you're D list, does it matter that it's know you browse 4chan? Come on anon. Ever been to the oscars or award show like that? Coolest and douchiest celeb you've worked with?