Let's make pretty (and ugly) girls cry! > Why? Because

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Alright! Off to a good start! She's online.
7 decides what I say first.

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More pics of her.

tell her tits or gtfo

>>593533725

What app is that?

>>593534264

I want to blow my load in your face while your mother watches. Will you accept the charges?

>>593534264

I love how you take artsy shots. That really gets my dick hard.

Bitch I will cut your skin off slowly so it hurts, then I will pee on your bloody body and laugh as you scream out in pain from the burns. Unless you send me nudes. Your choice, you cum dumpster.

>>593534264

Your black lipstick and pale complexion makes you appear dead in your photo. Which is good because I have necrophilia.

>>593534870
Wondering that as well

>>593535030

Reroll for this.

>>593535030

Rerolling.

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>>593534973
>Meme on every page

>>593535030

roll.

Shes cute, anon dont hurt her.

Go after a coal burner or something

I've done this but in a different way.

My friend and I made a bunch of accounts for dating sites.

We made a few of accounts with really attractive guys and we made a few of accounts with guys that looked like your every day average guys.

We'd send the same messages, we had the same profile, etc.

What a shocker.. the average guys got maybe a couple of generic "lol" or "thanks" messages back.

The hot guys had girls opening on them and were sending dirty messages to them first.

Elliot Rodger was right about women (besides him being a giant fruitbowl). Women deserve it.. at least American women do.

We did our experiment on foreign women and they were genuine and nice.

Hello pretty. Show me your tits!


>can't go wrong with the classics

>>593535381
Roll

>>593535167
It won a roll in a previous thread and the fucker abandoned the thread instead of post it. Once this shit gets posted, I'll stop suggesting it.

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>>593535167
What the fuck man. Why would you do that?
Fuck now she won't reply.

>>593535492
What app is that?

>>593535492
That other guy is an asshole. Just post what I wrote.

>>593535492
YOU FUCKING FUCK, that was a reply to somebody, I didn't mean for you to send it!

aw, op is an angry little virgin neckbeard.

we can't possibly imagine why you would do this...

>>593535659
>>593535660
kek

Shames sluts, screams tits or gtfo at every femanon, bitches about bring a beta fag and can't get laid. This is the true humor of /b/

>>593535557
Hot or Not

>>593535492
You unbelievable, fuck-headed retard, OP

>>593535660
/b/ told me to call you a Nigger

>>593535660
Nigger

>>593535660
Nigger

this is getting screencapped

>>593535167
You stupid fucking nigger. If you didn't call my ORIGINAL SHIT a fucking meme, then he wouldn't have posted it. Fuck you bitch. I will find you and I will cut you.

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Holy shit she replied!
Alright, 72 decides what I say next.

OP is a sub nigger omega faggot.

>>593536111
i have cancer and your cock is the cure

>>593534973
Roll for this

>>593535660
nugger

>>593536111
around blacks, never relax

>>593536220
again with this fucking newfag

next grill?

>>593536220
Roll for this

>>593536111
you like bob dylan bitch?

Did you put the hamster in the handlebars?

>>593536111
72? Really?

If 67 send her helicopter dick

>>593536111
It would be great if I could eat out your asshole.

>>593536466
SO CLOSE. REROLL

>>593536111
Pick a one-digit number dumbass, we don't want to wait 100 replies.

>>593536425
Yes cunt.

It mean I want my dick inside of you

>>593536466
Rolleeeeeng

>>593536111
nice trips, biatch

>>593536111
Are you on this app for tits or gtfo?

>>593534973
Post this

>>593536111
Yes, cunt?

I want to fuck you like a pig

>>593536542
Or dubs, I like dubs

>>593536601
Post this

Did you know you could have made me 12 ham sammiches by now?

>>593534973
reroll for this

OP what is this app?

>>593536777
Trips

What do you mean, "What", you fucking cuntstick?

I want to feel you from the inside

I heard you have a passion for music, my favorite song is Deutschland uber alles, which I sing with my fellow klansmen

>>593536111
a little birdie told me that you are ABSOLUTELY HARAM!

>>593536111
I require your smelly snatch on my shaft

>>593536927
rerolling

>>593536920
Roll

>>593536111
HaVing an off day, is your pussy wet?

I want to fuck you like an animal

IF WIN SEND HER HELICOPTER DICK

>>593534973
Roll

>>593536992
Do a barrel ROLL

>>593536927
rolling

>>593536767
Really? Why would the internet give Winrar to a fuckstick?

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Okay, not 72 because thats too big a number. I'm cool with dubs. Dubs gets to choose.

junkies on the corner always calling my name

>>593537332
WinRAR!

rollololo

>>593534973
Roll for thiss.

>>593537316
I'm Hindu

>>593537316
HEAD, FEET, ON THE FLOOR
EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR

>>593537316
oi m8, i'll bash ye hed in i swur on me mum.

>>593537499
Nooooo

>>593537499
Winrar

>>593537499
WINRAR

Do you trade nudes?

You're on 4chan. Say hi.

>>593537499
winrar

>>593537499
Winrar

>>593537499
why?

>>593537555
But trips wins

Sorry, that was code for: SEND ME NUDES OR I'LL HURT YOUR FAMILY

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>>593537499
Whyyy
If she replies 8 decides.
If she doesnt for ten minutes, 3 decides.

Holy shit this is the most beta thread I've ever seen on this website

> let's make attractive girls feel bad for searching for attractive guys
> b-because I'm not an attractive guy...

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>>593537499
Fuck you.

>>593537895
how big is your fedora collection op

>>593537895
God damn this is cringe dude you wonder why you can't get girls
>b-but it's hilarious xD they have no idea what I'm talking about!

let me wear your skin.

>>593537895
You're supposed to get on the floor with me...eh, whatever. Wanna fuck?

>>593537895
want to go out?

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>>593537910
Exactly man.
She replied. 8 decides!

eyy bby, u want sum fuk? im jerkin it to your pix rite now. pls respond

>>593537910
Welcome to /b/, newfriend.
Lurk moar, faggot.

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>>593537387

>>593538058
winrar

>>593538214

come on and ride on down to candy town

>>593538122
Reroll cause op is about DAT singles life

>>593538058

winrar

>>593538238
Winrar...

>>593538214
glad I got you to laugh, want to go out?

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>>593538052
Do you not know the point of this thread?

thats just going to scare her away goddamit b

Let me get straight to the point. I'm going to fuck you in the ass, and you're going to enjoy every moment of it.

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>>593538238
>eyy bby, u want sum fuk? im jerkin it to your pix rite now. pls respond
I'm crying right now hahaha

>>593538238
winrar is winrar, OP.

We won't be mad at you if you fix the grammar though.

>>593538214

>>593538509
Hey I just met, and this is crazy, but here's my number, fuck me maybe?

>>593538214
I would like to say I want to do cocaine out of your fucking ass, what do you think?

Bitch I will cut your skin off slowly so it hurts, then I will pee on your bloody body and laugh as you scream out in pain from the burns. Unless you send me nudes. Your choice, you cum dumpster.

>>593538647
rolling for this

>>593538457
Yeah to send memes to girls so they are UbEr RaNdOmLy CoNfUsEd xDd

stop rolling faggots, OP hasn't assigned a number yet.

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Her response...
She's still talking, guess that's okay.
Dubs decides.

op I actually feel bad for you

>>593538650
Roll

tits, pronto.

>>593538836
glad I got you to laugh, want to go on a date?

>>593538836
I want to fuck you, what's so hard to understand about that?

Haha I'm just kidding! Hey you're really sexy btw ;)

..i have the emotions of a squirrel with high functioning autism and I need some love

>>593538650
Roll for this

>>593538647
rolling

>>593538836

we want nudes, stop saying dumb shit, just convince her to swap pics like a normal human being

>>593538836
wanna see what i had for supper
>send dick pic

Suck the magic end of the day juices out of my g string

>>593538976
Reroll

>>593538509
It's a yes or no you silly girl, u gonna be missin out if you say no ayy lmao

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>>593538891
Thanks I feed on your feelings.

>>593538999
better than dubs still counts right?

>>593538962
reroll

>>593538509
> be OP
> send this message
> heart racing
> "what's she gonna respond with?"
> breathing heavily
> pacing around basement in trench coat

i cant help it. u so sexyyyy. i make big cums with my mushroom tip

Let's just cut the funny shit, ok? You're here to get a great guy, and I'm here to see nudes. We both win if you like guys who enjoy your naked body, because you look delicious.

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>>593538836

send her this and say "your turn ;)"

Want me to send you a picture of my dick? (just dont share it)

>>593539127

Bumping with this

>>593538999
nit dubs but still winrar

>>593539074
Reroll reroll

>>593538990
roll

>>593539128
reroll

>>593539127

rolling again

>>593538999
>>593539100
dubs sorta rolled for it anyway

>>593539124
rollll

>>593539100
Nice dubs

>>593539211
Winrar

>>593539127

one more roll and I'm out

>>593538647
this^

>>593538999
Winrar

55 get

>>593539127

bump

Seriously now, will it make you uncomfortable if i jerked off to your pics?

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>>593538999
What are you trying to do mate?
I think she'll respond though. She just did! I think shes a ghetto bitch.
Dubs again.

>>593538999
Wonrur

>>593539127

smooth as butter

>>593539127
Rolling for them dubs

Sorry mild case of multiple personality disorder. I'm wondering what your views on hitler are because Anne frankly I don't believe he did anything wrong

>>593539548
you dumb sack of shit

>>593539127

dubs get

>>593539548
faggot op. i'm out

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>>593539548
You thick fuck.

wanna exchange nudes baby??
(insert dickpic)

>>593539548
want to go out?

Ayy lmao

Click this link: >>593533725

Oh I really want furry shemale cock

>>593539548
yeah, ok. fuck off op. sage

>>593539548
OP is fuckstick

>>593535660
nig nog

>>593539548
You dense motherfucker. You post what's being rolled, not the word "roll"

>>593539548
Op you were supposed to send the thing anon was rolling for.

>>593539723
roll

>>593539733
winar

>>593539548
Are you fucking retarded?

>>593539777
win...rar?

roll for this dick trhat make big cums

>>593539548
fucking retard fuck this gay thread

How far can you stick that dice up your asshole?

>>593539548
Nigga are you braindead.

>>593539733
jigs up

I wuld berry my dick so far up your ass whoever can pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>593539733
Winrar

>>593539777
Sage has spoken, everybody out

I'm laughing my ass off, OP is retarded.

Screencapping this for the ages, man

>>593539777
winrar...fuck

>>593539548
I was busy making babies, greasy babies, sliding on my graveys

Fucking newfag OP
>>593539548

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It's a metaphor if you deep throat or not

I have aids

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You mean I'm not supposed to do this?
Fuck you guys, no rerolls.

>>593539733
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>>593539777

>>593539548
pickled sausage yo

>>593539127
OP just say this you faggot

>>593540033
oh god

>>593540127
Plz

>>593540156
Op is a Faggot

>>593539733
Real winrar. Faggot op show it.

are there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh right, i forgot u r a q t

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>>593539777

>>593540156
Sage

>>593540156
Saged

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>>593540133
I liked this one better.

>>593540133
Dubs check

>>593539548
Op confirmed faggot

>>593540156
Wow. Faggot

>>593540396
choose another girl faggot

>>593540396
oh god

>>593540156
You were supposed to post this you piece of shit:

"Bitch I will cut your skin off slowly so it hurts, then I will pee on your bloody body and laugh as you scream out in pain from the burns. Unless you send me nudes. Your choice, you cum dumpster."

>>593540156

Seriously though. I'm hot. You're hot. Let's fuck. Eh?

Op can't even talk to girls behind a fake profile,
op confirmed faggot

where is spiderman if you need him?

lame ass faggot .

Let me go back to when i was 11. My uncle and I use to reenact Ted Bundy rape crimes. Looking back,those were the best times of my life. Ted Bundy played a huge part in my life. He made the man i am today,thanks to him

Fuck off op you ruined it, fucking faggot

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>>593539777
pack it up boys

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You want me to choose another girl?
Trips gets to choose 1-10 but not 3.

>>593540707
Check em

Seriously though, you're gorgeous got any more pics?

>>593540762
3

>>593540762
bro you might actually be able to fuck this chick

Look at my trips

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>>593540762
Fuck you nigger

Trips pls

Haha you're too cute, Hey you want to trade pics? ;)

op confirmed for autism

if i had to choose between having sex with you and preventing the holocaust, well lets just say hitler did nothing wrong ;)

>>593540762
4

op were you home schooled? Or were you just home?

>>593540762
stick with this girl OP, try for a serious relationship
She has a great sense of humour

>>593540907
This

>>593540907
Roll

>>593540907
Reroll

>>593540907
reroll, trips

>>593540762
2

>>593540907
Rolling

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>>593540883
Haha too bad it's a fake account with fake pictures and fake bio. Basically a catfish, except I dont want to meet this chicks.

>>593540907
Roll

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>>593540883
This is a fake account. I really wear fedoras and am generally not pleasant to look at.

>>593540907
rolling.

>>593540396
fuck you OP you are too retarded to even play this game, this why you will never get any pussy

>>593540907
ROLLING NIGGER

>>593540907
CHECK EM DUBS

You can be my gay community and I'll be your Magic Johnson.

I mean i want to give you aids

>>593540907
this one better get through.

>>593541313
1313 checked

>>593540545
roll

>>593540907
Rrrrrrrrrollllllll

>>593540907
Dole

This is a catfish account. The guy in my pics is not me. I'm a fucking loser shit IRL

>>593534870
>>593535065

It's called Hot or Not

Fuck you OP. You cheated me out of having what I wrote posted, just because you're too fucking stupid to understand what a roll is. I will find you and I will kill you. Stupid piece of shit.

>>593541511
Fag

>>593541313
got it. go ahead OP. you ignored my dubs on sending the link

>>593541527
This

>>593541511
Yessss

Get fucked OP>>593541526

>>593541511
We know op... We know

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>>593539548
you fucking fucked it

>>593540907
Rell

Fuckingshitty op, get the fuck out faggot

>>593535741
Dude you are underage and a faggot