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Girl in the middle, started talking to her on tinder she looked

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Girl in the middle, started talking to her on tinder she looked hot I find out she's a midget. Should I fuck her?
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>>593498868
Yes
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>>593498868
whatcha waitin for?
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that's funny as shit op how do you find a midget on tinder. go ahead but still
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yuh how long did it take you to figure that out? they don't even make an ipod melted model
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>>593498868
Why would you use an iPod mini when you could use an iPhone or an iPad or even an iPod touch
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>>593498868
and she has a normal face too, fuck yea man
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>>593499053
>ipod mini
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How did it take you until afterwards to realize she's a midget? Did she not have any body pictures up?
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>>593498868
She'd be so happy to get some you can do all freaky shit. Then other bitches will see oh he fucks dwarves hes a sensitive guy blah blah then BAM more midgets.
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Yes. She will make you feel big and tall and you'll forget you are a manlet. There is a reason most guys like short women.
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100% yes. There is nothing that can go wrong. Even if you have a tiny pecker!
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why come here to talk about her when you could have fucked her already and posted the nudes. Fuck off OP
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Why isn't the midget bitch a shuffle instead?
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Your dick might finally be big enough for someone other than your dad!
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I fucking love you guys. I don't even know what you look like and I love you. If I get nudes I'll post.
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Do it, faggot. Then post pics.
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>>593498868

At least your one and a half inch dink will feel like 3 inches to her.

Then when finished shoot her out the door like a bowling ball.
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>>593498868
Yeah man fuck that girl, normal looking face and head. She has that WoW female dwarf body shape, so why not?

At least she isn't full on Gnome.
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hell yeah you should fuck that dwarf. imagine how huge your penis will be to her
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U have a great opportunity kid, thats a bucket list crosser-offer
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>>593498868
op you found a somewhat fuck worth midget, if you give a pass on that ass you will regret not smashing.
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I've always wanted to fuck a midget. I think that would be awesome.
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Omgeeee iPod nano!!!
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duh yes you band her good you beta little shit
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>>593498868
no, because your the kind of shit that posts her on /b/.
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>>593498868
I've always wanted to fuck a midget. Do it anon.
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>>593499142
and look at dem titties
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At least she isn't a retard
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>>593498868
nigga pussy is pussy

take it when ya can. nut up get the ho's number and fuck her brains out. dont even question that shit
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>>593498868
She's quite attractive for a midget, and thats definitely a bucket list item.
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Sure you have to fuck hard this oompa loompa chick. Have more pics OP?
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yea
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you HAVE to fuck that.

just for science you know.
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Do it!!
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>>593498868
Do it, it might be the only chance you ever get to fuck a midget!
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you better get that midget naked and post the pics faggot
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>>593498868
Shes actually a pretty hot midget.
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>>593498868
Men dream of fucking a midget.

You do realize that a midget prostitute costs twice as much as a full sized one right? Bitch, do what must be done for the good of the world.
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I think this girl goes to my school.
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>>593498868
I would, she's actually pretty fuckable. Wouldn't brag about it though
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Are you kidding me OP?

eat her pussy and lick her asshole if possible.

thats what i would do.
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>>593500496
I'd brag like fuck about fucking a fucking member of the fucking Lollipop Guild.
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>>593500198
She doesn't have many good ones, I told her to send me a pic since she said she was 4'2 I got the iPod one after doing some research on her. This is what she sent me, I'll have those nudes for sure. And I'll post all of them.
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>>593498868
Hit it and quit it OP
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would fuck / 10
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>>593498868

Go for it. It's like legal CP
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>>593500949
Yeah you better hit that OP, she's hot
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>>593500428
What school?
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I prolly would, and she might have secret powere or a fucking pot of gold or something.
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>>593498868
YES! Midgets are into some kinky shit!
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>>593500949
Oh shit, that phone, I definitely know her
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>>593500949
Why not just meet her first and see if you want to fuck her based on how you actually feel about her.
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>>593501405
It's in West Virginia. Small shit university
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>>593501425
Seriously OP, fuck her and take her pot of gold
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ask her to sing the oopma loompa song while you're banging her
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>>593498868
If you don't faggot I will
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>>593498868
Good fucking god yes!!!! How is this even a question
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>>593501634
Marshall? WVU? Mount West? Huntington Junior College? Talk to me man.
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>>593499325
Underrated post
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>>593498868
literallt the only fuckable midget ive ever seen
fucking go for it champ
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>>593499325
kek
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>>593501953
INDEED!

Also, OP, how did you not know before you dumb slut.
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>>593498868
Absolutely
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>>593498868
personal fleshlight? hell yes
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>>593500949
Go for it, it will be the closest thing to engaging in pedophilia you will ever have the opportunity to in life.
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>>593498868
do it man
have bucket list of women to fuck
have done all except midget and indian
damn hard to bag midget
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>>593501941
Why?
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Huh, Dwarf dating exists

http://www.dateadwarf.com
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>>593502271
mein nigger
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Destroy her anus
Post vid
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>>593500949
She's standing on her toilet seat
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tard/10 confirmed
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>>593502500
>"she goes to my school"
>won't say what school
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do it, op. you flaming fucking faggot phallus.
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>>593502477

whats your entire bucket list?
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>>593498868
Totally.
I'd fuck the shit out of that midget.
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>>593500949
am I the only one who noticed that she is standing on a toilet...? and those hands probably give the best Handy-Jz
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>>593502766
Yeah, why do you want to know?
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Hell yes, but definitely wear a condom. When you get married and start a family some day you don't want to give your kids midget.
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>>593502766
I asked what school no reply she's at west lib
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>>593502994
I don't any more, you made it into a thing. I could've just as easily said "I'm in West Virginia too!" and left it at that since you decided to be a weird fucker about it all.
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Be warned, Dwarf women think they're the bee's knees.
It would be like dating Danni Meow, a total fucking princess who will empty your wallet and make you believe you're lucky to be holding her hand.
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>>593503080
kek

Go for it, OP. I would.
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>>593502985
>yfw you could have her in the air hanging from your dick
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In the bible it says midgets are illegal. So be my guest if you want to go against Jesus.
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how the fuck can this thread have gone on this long without anyone posting jemma?
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>>593502820
>>593502820
oldfag am 40
started in late 20's
list was about 50
wont post all but examples
tall over 6 ft
Asian all types from yello to brown/yellow
greek/Italian
middle east
40yr old,50,60
huge fatty
body builder
many races,many different body types
no paying,thems the rules
don't waste your youth boys
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It's a goddamned no brainer.
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>>593503172
This guy knows
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Fuck yeah op go for it and post results as I'm interested where you can put her ankles when you hold them as you do her. Get noodles post please.
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>>593503572
Jesus was a midget stupid
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>>593503572
>not thinking of all the midget pussy you could be hitting right now
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>>593498868

Did you just think her friends were Amazons?
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>>593503802

are you married now? to who?
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>>593503080
>When you get married and start a family some day you don't want to give your kids midget.
>you don't want to give your kids midget.
>give your kids midget
Happy birthday son
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>>593503802
Wise advice. I hate when my friends limit themselves on what girls they bang.
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my gym teacher is a midget
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>>593504239
>missing the joke this badly
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>>593499187
>made my day
> feel bad
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Some midgets are pretty. But how do they smell? I'd wager not good.
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>>593503810
why arnt you posting more of this 10/10 midget beauty
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>>593504139
yes am married
average woman 7/10
known her for 10 yrs
tried many times to bag indian girl while married
went to every damn indian takeaway in city
put on best moves
failed every time
don't know why
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>>593501619
gtfo faggot
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>>593504538
>denying your children the gift of midget cock
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>>593504538
>>missing the joke
>misses another joke
>>593504239
I about spit Apple Jacks all over my keyboard
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>>593504969
indian women get married at 12, you need to be hitting on her children.
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>>593504859
many the truth is not what you think... they if they use the same amount of soap as us humans do then the will smell twice as nice.
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>>593498868
shes an ipod nano
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Is Bernie Mac still alive?
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>>593504984
Oh god forbid it mean something. At the very least you kinda have to meet her first to even get her to decide to fuck you. Might as well make your decision then. No harm in meeting someone.
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>>593504538
I laughed my ass off. Also, LMAO.
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>>593504260
many friends my age regret the fact they had these "standards" that stopped them
I entertain them with my sordid sex stories
seems to keep them amused
sorry op not trying to hijack thread
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>>593498868
Midgets freak me the fuck out. Just fuck her then shoot her.
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>>593504859
They smell like cabbage.
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>>593499318
kekkkk
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>>593505497
you're thinking of niggers
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>>593499318
Lmfao
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It's actually hot to me. I'd be all over that.
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>>593505244
That's a really good point. FIlthy little beasts prolly use less soap, if they use soap at all.
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>>593505592
No they smell like lotion 24/7. I fucking hate that generic lotion smell.
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follala hermano se siente muy rico lo veras
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>>593506074

GTFO of here with that Commie language. The Freedoms are talking.
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>>593498868
Ab so lutely
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dubs op is a nigger and full of shit
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>>593505497
>Brussel Sprouts is cabbage.
>Brussel Sprouts in French is "Mon petit chou"
>Midgets is petite
I think you're onto something.
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>>593505238
Kek
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>>593506287
>amerishits are talking
fixed it
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Fucking a midget seems like the funniest thing ever.

It'd be like fucking Yoda from Star Wars. They're small and compact like a little backpack that talks.
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>>593506593

Hope you don't have any oil, punter.
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>>593498868
>Should I fuck her?
You should absolutely fuck a midget. She's a hot little dwarf, man, why are you even conflicted here?
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>>593499318
Damn son
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>>593506668
Jedi midget is best midget
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>>593506919
Maybe he thinks its contagious.
Always fuck the dwarf, amigo.
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>>593506485
Mind blown
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>>593507007
This post
best post
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>>593506919
Idk just never figured I'd have to opportunity. You guys gimme hell, but I doubt you've had the opportunity. You gotta mentally prepare for this shit
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>>593498868
>girl in 4th grade is a midget named Missy
>class learns of impending field trip
>I ask teacher if Missy will be coming with us
>teacher says "yes, why wouldn't she?"
>I say "Are you sure you want me to answer that in front of the class?"
>Entire class cracks up, Missy cries, and I get sent to the principal
I got in trouble that night with my parents, but it was worth it.
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>>593507429

1. This never happened
2. You suck dicks for fun
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>>593499318
Well, fuck.

Take my internets, you deserve them.
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>>593507429

I don't understand why this is funny,
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>>593498868
ABSOLUTELY

That is one hoght midg
Dude she will make your dick look monstrous
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>>593507690
Me either
Faggots should goo back to reddit
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>>593507429
Edgez
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>>593507690
That's true.
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>>593501619
>feelings
PFFFFT, fag.
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>>593500949
Would do/10
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>>593498868
I would destroy that bitch. One of the only hot midgets ive ever seen. go for it OP, why the fuck not?
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>>593508337
She's so pretty that it doesn't even bother me that she's not human.
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>>593507921
This
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>>593508596
Wow, I never thought I'd ever want to lick a midget's asshole.
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>>593498868
Hot midget, stick your dick in it asap!
Oh, and post pictures afterwards
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>>593508590
Could be worse. She could be a niggress.
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>>593507215
You could think of fucking a giant pixie if that helps.
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>>593507215
mentally prepare for all the cum i'd pump into her asshole.
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mmm, little midget pussy
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>>593508973
This is like me saying "I was in a fender bender" and you saying "Could be worse. Your mother could have been raped."
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>>593509513
Nope
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>>593509556
>fender bender
Small accident. Kek
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>>593506485
brussel sprouts are not fucking cabbage you retarded piece of soggy nigger casserole
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>>593507690
When I was in school at like 8 years old, we were asked to draw something for a project. A kid asked if he was supposed to draw Homer Simpson with 4 fingers or not. Entire class cracks up, and the kid gets sent out.

Sometimes shit that isn't funny can be the funniest thing in the world
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Please post as many pics of that suicide midget as possible
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>>593510046
"The Brussels sprout is a cultivar in the Gemmifera group of cabbages (Brassica oleracea), grown for its edible buds."

>Face in hands
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>>593510046
>>593510441
Well this topic got fucking weird fucking fast.
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That dwarven pussy ought to be tight as fuck, and that ass will definitely have some thickness to it.

Life is too short not to fuck a midget, Might be your only chance too, so why the fuck not?
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>>593498868
why is this even a question. FUCK THE MIDGET AND POST THE PICS!!
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>>593498868
OP is a huge faggot if he dosent fuck the midget.

Post pics for the /b/ros nigger
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>>593498868
At least get a handjob. It might be your only chance to feel like you have a big dick.
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"So you think that money is the root of all evil?" said Francisco d'Aconia. "Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?

"When you accept money in payment for your effort, you do so only on the conviction that you will exchange it for the product of the effort of others. It is not the moochers or the looters who give value to money. Not an ocean of tears nor all the guns in the world can transform those pieces of paper in your wallet into the bread you will need to survive tomorrow. Those pieces of paper, which should have been gold, are a token of honor – your claim upon the energy of the men who produce. Your wallet is your statement of hope that somewhere in the world around you there are men who will not default on that moral principle which is the root of money. Is this what you consider evil?

"Have you ever looked for the root of production? Take a look at an electric generator and dare tell yourself that it was created by the muscular effort of unthinking brutes. Try to grow a seed of wheat without the knowledge left to you by men who had to discover it for the first time. Try to obtain your food by means of nothing but physical motions – and you'll learn that man's mind is the root of all the goods produced and of all the wealth that has ever existed on earth.

"But you say that money is made by the strong at the expense of the weak? What strength do you mean? It is not the strength of guns or muscles. Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think."
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>>593509964
Goddamn. This midget is out of control hot. Almost tempted to call her "little person"
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>>593498868
OP IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION!?! DO IT!! How many opportunities like this are you gonna get? Do it for the story, plus you think she's cute
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>>593499318
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>>593511574
>Confusing "money is the root of all evil" with "money is evil"

Phrase just means a lot of people do fucked up shit with money as motivation.
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>>593498868
Can she shuffle or is she too nano?
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You come to /b/ to ask if you should give a young, smokin hot midget the D? What kind of advice do you thinkg a bunch of deviant, low life pricks are going to provide? How bout put your floppy cunt away and get to work, and post pics
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Midget porn to encourage op
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OP's midget penis for OP's midget tindr hookup.
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>would marry the beautiful princess known as Jemma Suicide
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>>593499114
Under rated post
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This is one of "the midgets" best friends. You're all pathetic. She's an amazing person. GUESS WHAT FUCK FACE?? YOURE NOT GETTING NUDES!!!! She already called you out. I'm literally so disgusted by every person on here. So heartless. She's short? Who cares? If fucking her is all you're so concerned about, it's time to re-evaluate your life because you clearly have no purpose.
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>>593513765

Dwarves have serious bone issues. Enjoy the crutches and shit latter on in life.
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>>593514098
Yeah, you could put her to other uses, too. Like using her as an ottoman or an end table. Also, midgets make great stew.
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>>593514098

I'll wager this is a real university female student. Dumb cunt doesn't know how to use an apostrophe. "The Midget's friends." You fucking sorority cunt.
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>>593514135
Shit latter? Is that what they use to climb up to the toilet?
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>>593514135
Also, she gives me a bone issue.
>knawuttimsaying?
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>>593514098
Yeah, but now you're on /b/, so who's the real loser here?

>It's all of us.
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>>593514098
>claims to be the girl's best friend
>refers to her as the midget
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>>593514098
>She's short?

How the fuck is that even a question? The girl has to stand on a toilet to take a mirror selfie.
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>>593514098
>If fucking her is all you're so concerned about, it's time to re-evaluate your life because you clearly have no purpose.
says the friend of the girl on fucking tinder

it's literally a booty call service
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>>593514098
Thank you.
I didn't know how to contact her
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A "sorority cunt?" Lolololol please go fuck yourself. You and your assumptions are getting you no where. Assuming you're getting laid? Nope. Assuming I'm in a sorority? Nope. You're pathetic. If posting about your fantasy with her and about her makes your life meaningful, I feel so so sorry for you. You seriously need help.
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You need to fucking shut your fucking bitch ass mouth about her before I shut it for you. You mother fucking coward. How dare you post on 4chan of all places about a girl you barely know. She is a great person and you should maybe get to know her because she's worth the time to know. You should burn in hell you pea brained twat. Go fuck yourself.

-her best friend
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>>593514098
He met her on Tinder which is a hookup app. It's rather reasonable to expect sex and nothing more from there, lol.
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>>593514828
Huehuehue
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>>593515345

I have a Sami friend and we all call him "The Ice Monkey."
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>>593515647
Please stop the swears my Mum does not approve.
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>>593515445
>lulz for five minutes
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>>593515647

Come at ,me bro. My number is (313) 965-2323

I'm in Detroit, but I'll fly down to where ever you are and rape you.
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>>593498868
She can suck your dick standing up, Image the posibilities
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>>593515684
That's weird. I have a nice monkey and I call him Sammy.
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>>593516084
I didn't know 10 year olds could get boners.
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>>593498868
are you kidding me? you post a girl who could realistically be making $900,000 a year doing porn with the right manager and you're like "durr should I have the sexes with her?"

fuck you
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>>593516212

That's racist against the Sami culture. I'm reporting you to Finland.
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>>593516084
>Detroit niggers is crazy
>Detroit niggers
The Department of Redundancy Department
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>>593516371
3edgy5me
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>>593516290
They can. You just have to know how to talk to them.
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Fuck you guys. She can't help that she's a LITTLE PERSON... JUST LIKE I CANT HELP THAT I HAVE BROWN HAIR... I hope you all burn in hell.
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