that thing is a monster you shut the fuck up it probably drowned that mouse in the pool by holding it head under the water with its goddamn strength
Probably a Lord of the Rings battle where the mice are against the spiders and the mice are losing when the birds come in and rek all the spiders except this one who played dead and is riding a dead enemy back to his home city
so the spider drowned the rat and then abused the dead body as a raft? 10/10
And the mice all had heelys on their front paws and light up sketchers on their back paws which they went back to town with victorious, although they took heavy casualties. They start repopulating and preparing to launch a counter offensive using birds with heelys
A nagging question. Did the spider just happen upon a dead mouse floating in the pool?
Or, did the spider win a spectacular fight with the mouse, luring it to the pool so it would drown?
This brings us back to the spider on the mouse. Eventually he crossed the lake and made it back to a neighboring colony of spiders. He asked for help in the next battle, but the spider king of that colony informed him that all of his kin ate each other's legs while getting picked apart by birds wearing sketchers while they were on drugs. Our hero, leonid, was devastated.
i just backed pulled my feet from under the desk now thanks to that pic >>593403176
What became of leonid? He became a drifter. Going from town to town, telling people his story. It wasn't until later that he and a mouse interbred to end all hostilities between the two factions. At this time, op was not a faggot
The Scorpion and the Frog (A Wise Tale)
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”
The frog is satisfied, and they set out. But in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”
Replies the scorpion: “It’s my nature…”
Row row row your boat gently down the NOO NOOOOO NO! NO! NOOOOOO!
First thing i would do is grab a large rock while ensuring i don't let it out of my sight for more than 2 seconds.
Next i would sink the fucker. Then i would drain the pool, find its corpse and smash the fuck out of it with a large plank of wood. I'd then set it on fire to ensure it's dead and jump up and down on it some more. Then i'd jet wash the pool, clean the filters, bleach everything and still never go back in it.
Fucking spiders ruin everything.
This thread made me kek, well played anon's, well played.
back to the middle east with you, hooknosed devil