Mr.Snap here, thread 404'd.
Just wait till you see what elle sent me
New meme confirm?
when these girls ask me if im back in town, its cause school just got back in session from winter break.
This is what she responded to "You want to fuck?" with.
My reply is what i post next.
Holy shit I'm Satam
i think im gonna go and fuck her.
yep. Just decided.
Are you attractive, OP?
This thread is really just depressing me.
Lol once again you aint me bitch!
For you bros
Figured i had to send her somethin lol no dick yet
i see youtube vids of guy asking girls to kiss them or asking them for there number
Mfw if i tried that i could probably get pepper sprayed and thrown to jail for sexual harrasment
Mr. Snap here!
In case some of you were wondering what it takes to get this girls.
It's simple, pic related.
LOL whats with the faggots trying to be me?
Bitch sent me a close up of her titties. no puss yet
No offense to OP, but if you show them op's stomach and tell them he's shredded, they're going to laugh at you. But only for a second before they go back to jerking it to muscle bound men. (N-no homo)
i forgot to respond to kasey and she just sent me this.
I wear shorts and flipflops year round. I haven't cut my hair in a year.
I have 3 chicks in love with me right now.
It's more the personality and attitude than anything. It helps that I know how to use my cock and make pussy cum on it.
Is it so hard for you people to flip through a fashion website like GQ.com or Askmen.com or motherfucking fashion magazines if that's what it takes?
It should be enough to just walk around the street and recognize who knows how to dress (then emulate them and make it your own) but if you just can't do it for christ's sake read something.
P.S.: Fashion sense grows better after you learn to like looking yourself in the mirror. When you put something on and think "Damn, I'm fine."
>"I have 3 chicks in love with me"
>"I have three really good female friends who I believe really want me. Shame they don't put out because I'm the lovable but unfuckable type."
Sure, some bitches don't like my looks, but I do have a handsome face and a dry wit that coaxes smiles and laughs.
If a broad doesn't like who I am because of how I dress, they aren't worth my time anyway.
Never look like you're trying too hard. Never give a fuck what people think.
Some one needs a hug
Not spending time/money on fashion now thats
Go to /fa/ not going to ruin this thread talking about fashion
Nope, fucking all 3.
I have a swing shift job schedule that works for me. Always have one of the three off and able to fuck. Always have an excuse to not be able to hook up too.
My ex crushed my heart and now I'm just fucking my way through life until the pain passes and I meet someone I actually want to be with.
Lol'd at this faggot.
Im now gonna try and keep this thread ON TOPIC so here:
I sent a dick pic to a girl in the first picture which is -----bitch. names mackenzie
Since OP is no longer posting tits, I'll take up the torch with some random shit on my computer.
Man this thread went down fast.
Bitch i know what im talking about and yeah /fa/ is the fashion.board
Hey anyone wanna help me?
I like this dood and I wanna date him but he likes someone else. I'm his friend and we tight so I'm helping him with this bitch.
Anyone got any tips on how to handle the situation?
Since we seem all about giving out tips and advice today
I'm telling you, I'm a cross between Matt Damon and Norm MacDonald, and some people with pussies are really into me.
People in general like me, and I tend to make them laugh.
It helps that I'm in the south, having moved from the SF Bay. My accent and vernacular alone tend to crack people up, especially when I get pissed.
I don't wanna seduce him I'm not that kind of girl!
But in all seriousness he likes this bitch cuz shes cute, he doesnt even talk to her! like dudes a fucking pussy though seriously
You're seriously asking this on /b/?
The ideal result would be you helping him out -> things not working out between them -> you oneup-ing her
It's fairly straightforward. If you're cute and close to him, he won't resist advances on your part as long he still considers you a possibility. For him to remember you're a possibility, you should make him think about it first on his own (i.e. doing/wearing/saying something unusually sexy/stunning for your usual behavior). He just needs to grind his teeth a couple times thinking "Am I seriously getting horny over her? She's my friend for fuck's sake".
The problem is you can't do that now because if you do, it looks like you're not really interested - it looks like you're being a jealous bitch instead and only do it to draw his attention from the other girl. Which wouldn't be necessarily wrong, I guess.
I know them from college.
19 pretty sure. Shes a freshman currently. Im a junior.
Fuckin finally. Gonna shower then go. btw cs200 is the class i had with her last semester. I usually label people in contacts by class name
okay im from the first thread but only got here now
someone recap things for me
But now i really what those tits with timestamps
No I'm not. I really care about him, I really do. But currently I'm his friend and I just want him to be happy. He's helped me out a lot and I kinda want to help him.
If him being happy means giving him the support to ask out a girl who's obviously gonna reject him (I've known her longer she is), then sure.
Idk why I'm asking this on /b/ my bad
> oh my god he is 21 must be sooo true hurr durr
ALL RIGHT BROS, I am on my way out now to rail elle. But before i go, out of respect, ill post the last of mackenzies snaps she sent me. Hopefully this thread is still around when i get back. if so ill update. if not hopefully youll see me around! Mr. Snap out
I fucking love Norm MacDonald. My favorite was when he was on SNL doing the news, and they'd never do the applause for any of his jokes and he'd just kind of hang there with an awkward silence.
Someone start a kik/snapchat slut threads with one of the wins from OP so we recognize it
Nah man, let the dude do his thing. When he comes back i wanna see what hes gonna say when he sees this lol. He did provide 2 epic threads. kinda wanna honor him and not fuck him over
I get that we're the trolls of the internet, but why do you always have to ruin a good thing. Lol. I'm going to laugh no matter what happens, but have fun white knighting. Troll away /b/, troll away.
Not a virgin, I shoved my big long throbbing cock down your mom's throat and came until she suffocated and could no longer breathe, then I grabbed her head and smashed it against the wall until her skull shattered then played with her brains with my long dick you faggot.
this is all making me throw up, some faget posts a big dick on snapchat to girls and get responses so now he is trying to label himself as mr.snaps I CRINGED TO THAT
plus this niggers dick probably isnt even big since there was no timestamp