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AMA: Ask a French foreign legionary anything >pic related

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AMA: Ask a French foreign legionary anything
>pic related
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>>593067109
we'll ill bump with a pic of me and some brits I trained with
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Have you read this book before?
>pic related
Is the current state of your organisation as bad as it says?
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why are you such a bitch?
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>>593067109
is it true that when your done with your training and shit you get a french passport?
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>>593067861
when you're a softy don't join the legion
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Why the foreign legion?
Need to get away from something?
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>>593067109
How many ragheads have you justifiably killed for the good of all mankind?
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are you based overseas or in europe?
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>>593067861
No not much into reading about the legion, because well...im in it and depends what you mean by bad if you mean your officers determine when you eat, how good you ironed you clothes and even when and how you shit then yeah kinda

>>593067892
don't see you serving any country ?
>>593068200
used to be you do years and you could apply for citizenship but they changed it to more than 5 years either that or get wounded in combat and you can get citizenship
>>593068286
Yes.
>>593068395
ive deployed to mali, but I respect my enemy
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are you a paratrooper?
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>>593068757
based in france
>>593068893
nope. wouldn't even dare go into para
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>>593068778
what is the foreign legions motto and song they play day and night, word for word.
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>>593067109
can I suck your cock?
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>>593068778
So, what are you trying to escape?
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>>593067709
How long you been in?
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fucking christ, you french people even put medals on the other side....
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It's true the superiors can rape you? blowjob included
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>>593069075
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Foreign_Legion
come on man
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>>593068778
That's not an answer. How many ragheads, camel jockeys, and/or sandniggers have you killed?
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engineer, infantry or cavalry ?
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>>593067109
Ask someone with a sharpie anything
>pic related
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>>593068778
Do they expect you to speak french from the start?
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>>593069075
you see anyone can google legio patria nostra if you want I can provide more pictures ? cant time stamp because camera on my phone got retarded and wont work
>>593069158
doesn't matter.
>>593069244
my time is almost up
>>593069281
never heard of that happening
>>593069557
infantry
>>593069440
saw no action, by the time I arrived in mali everything was dieing down a bit
>>593069701
no they teach you
ening
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>>593069691
You're asking for it, faggot...

You'reasking so much I can hear your asshole begging for it from here...
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Mali. someone is bound to ask so yes im holding a famas and the big scope- like thing is part of the FELIN system.
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>>593070333
you ignored my question:
>>593069108
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>>593070333
Nice trips.

I heard the FELIN was so-so. What's your opinion ?
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The french foreign legion are pussies now, they use to be autonomous and not under the command of the french army, but they fucked up the assassination of the french president and now are under complete control of the French army.

Basically the legion are a bunch of traitors who had their balls cut off and now get all the shit jobs because the frenchies dont give a fuck about them.
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>>593070333
timestamp, nigger
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Are you of Asian ethnic background? What kind of Asian?

You're really sexy.
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Do they issue you a white flag or do you make your own?
How do you feel about the cop giving up before head shot, he did have a gun?
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are you coming from central asia?
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>>593067709
What language do you speak? French or everyone his own and there are translators?

What are your uniforms like? The Brits on your pic don't wear a FFL one.

How fit are you? How fit are mostly the legionaries?
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Did you meet this guy in Mali?
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>>593070611
I think you know why I did.
>>593070624
heavy and unnecessary especialy in terrain like mali
>>593070693
read >>593069884
>>593070703
half Japanese half British
>>593070759
surrender joke. how original. the cop was right to beg, he didn't want to die. we all don't want to die im sure you would have to
>>593070840
no lived in japan
>>593071054
every one communicates in French our uniforms are well ironed, if not you can face some harsh punishments and those brits were part of the british army
>>593071134
nope
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ITT: Cosplay fag tries to pass himself off as legitimate
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>>593071388

Eh bien mes félicitations tiens, le régiment où tu es est l'un des derniers que l'on admire dans notre belle armée.

Enjoy having a reputation of fucking goats though, it's commonly told in France that the legionaries do that
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>>593071617
He would have no chance of getting his hands on a FELIN system.
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How much you win? in € that's the important
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>>593071617
considering the fact that he got FELIN system scope on in famas, I wouldn't dare to say that it is a "cosplay fag". You will die during your sleep, this man will kill you.

L'entrainement est difficile (plus qu'à l'armée) ? Et si tu as bientôt fini, tu vas faire quoi après ?
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OP I give you credit you did answer questions.
For me I would hope to not go out like a little bitch like that, most of all if armed with pistol!
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>>593071904
>He would have no chance of getting his hands on a FELIN system.
implying that it's real...
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>>593071868
C'est l'héritage algérien. Faut assumer...
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>>593072292
that looks more like a FAL than a G3
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>>593071868
I can speak for my self when I say I don't.
>>593072313
yes because I replicated it went into mali took a picture and started this thread, because that makes perfect sense.
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Have a bit more pics of mali if you guys want to see ?
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>>593067109
how tf do you have a phone
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>>593073053
yup ! and second part of >>593072257
was dedicated to you sorry didn't mention you
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>>593073157
and class number?
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>>593067109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1SIgS1GeY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEUV253w-Tc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkKY0HIBums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJHq5pEZYU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbGzLm3_Htk
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>>593067109
holy shit, OP. You are beautiful
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>>593067109
dayum! sexy.
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>>593072257
>>593073177
foreign legion training aint a walk in the park but I really didn't have anything to go back to so dropping out or being dq's some how wasn't an option and not to sure what ill be doing after ? im not even sure if im ready to leave
>>593073157
you have to ask your higher up's
>>593073326
>>593073623
okay thanks I guess ?
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>>593073199
don't understand the question
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>>593067109
es-tu Charlie?
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>>593074080
What country/citizenship are you originally from?
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>>593074675
I have dual citizenship britian/japan but was living in japan
>>593074332
nice try
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What was the training like? How hard was it to get in?
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could a 16 year old get in faking as an adult
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>>593075088
Training wasn't easy. its rigorous and on top of that you have to go to class for French, was kind of hard at first understanding French but as it goes on it becomes easier, if you're a slow learner then don't worry they usualy attach someone to you who speaks your language to tutor you in French but don't expect officers to be forgiving if you don't understand them or cant speak it good later on in training, wasn't to hard, selection isn't really hard, YouTube it you can find it, its just the top officers have the final say if you get in or not.
>>593075733
Don't think so. the 'gestapo' would probably know you aren't who you say you are
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>>593074876
did you join only to get away from problem or do you have any attachement to france ?
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>>593075957
How long is the contract you have to sign? How old are you?
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>>593075957
Howd you lie to the "gestapo" to get in then?
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Are there a lot of Poles in the French Foreign Legion? Do they stick together?
Also I heard the officers can beat you as punishment, is that true?
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>>593076274
5 years contract in the FFL
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>>593067109
Bienvenu en France bro
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>>593068778
>ive deployed to mali, but I respect my enemy

Then why do you fight? What good can be accomplished from killing a person you respect?

If you respect them, then they don't deserve to die. If you're killing someone that doesn't deserve to die, doesn't that make you a bad person?

I have no sympathy for volunteer soldiers fighting unjust wars.
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here's another pic.
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>>593067109
What will you do when France officially becomes muslim?
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>>593067109
How was surrendering school?
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>>593076707
youre a moron. coming from a US Soldier ...once you sign that contract your opinion or beliefs dont mean shit
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>>593076707
This fucking guy
You can have respect for someone you're fighting, these two don't contradict eachother. Ever heard of chivalry?
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Former US Marine here. How tight is the camaraderie in the legion?
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>>593076834
op is a huge fag
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Do you know a J. Macmillan?
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>>593077106
>former
>Marine
Nope. Just another lying faggot is all you are.

At best maybe a boot who bitched out and went home.
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>>593076707
The British greatly respected Washington. You can (and should) respect your enemies in war.
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>>593076955
The chivalric knights where usually beaten and fucked by those who didn't give a shit.
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>>593077370
Don't be bitter because the army recruiter got to you first
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>>593076865
But you chose to sign the contract in the first place, didn't you?

>>593076955
If you respect the person you're fighting, it means you shouldn't be fighting them in the first place. Otherwise you're trying to kill an innocent person. If you were forced to join the army under threat of death, this is at least understandable. If you are joining of your own free will, it is not.

Chivalry is a moral code developed at a time when guilt was decided through trial by combat and it was considered acceptable to massacre and rape entire villages of innocent civilians after conquering them. I hope you can see why it might not be a good idea to keep following it blindly.
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>>593077526
everything ok at home?
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have you killed anyone? saw anyone die?
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>>593077550
nah if he was any military hed realise how retarded his comment was
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>>593076148
umm...well id say I had some problems but more of it was my life was just crap and wasn't going good for me
>>593076274
contract is 5 years and 24
>>593076502
the ffl has its fair share and yeah groups that speak the same language tend to stick together they're called "mafias" and no comment
>>593076707
respecting your enemy is part of being a legionnaire, sorry we're not americans screaming "fuck you" every time we get shot at. I fight because im told to fight, im under contract, just because I respect my enemy doesn't mean im going to let them get away and kill my brothers or innocent people.
>>593076835
nothing
>>593076839
this one actually made me laugh but again surrender jokes aren't original man
>>593077106
everyone here looks out for one another, considers the person beside them more than a brother pretty hard to explain but wont say that there isn't racial tensions
>>593077347
no
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>>593077373
Then why did they try to kill him?

Again, if they respected him, why would they want him dead? There's no good answer to that question.
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>>593077764
>respecting your enemy is part of being a legionnaire, sorry we're not americans screaming "fuck you" every time we get shot at. I fight because im told to fight, im under contract, just because I respect my enemy doesn't mean im going to let them get away and kill my brothers or innocent people

How can you respect someone that would kill innocent people?

Fighting because you're told to fight isn't a good reason.
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>>593077638
things change man, theres so much above your head that you can control..maybe you support the enemy the time you join but say 2 1/2 years later a different conflict arises...food for thought, speaking from experience
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>>593076834
wtf
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>>593077674

learn history faget
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt
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>>593077550
>>593077732
Nope. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Tired of seeing stupid fucking neckbeards stealing valor on 4chan. Keep talking, it's exposing what a fucking liar you really are even further.
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>>593078059
lol ok bud, except youre the only one that doesnt make sense in your rational...you were a hold over and got booted werent you? you can admit it...i know so many like you
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>>593077940
That's a fair point.

>>593078059
There is no such thing as valor. It's an imaginary concept that governments use to convince you to die for them.
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>>593078031
aww bless
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>>593077717
nope and no
>>593077896
I fight because I am told.
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>>593078318
>>593078329
>retarded civilians high on pot
Yeah, I'm done with you.
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>>593078526
hahhahaa good leave...its funny how i can tell hes actually military and he can tell i am but we both know ur not...hmmmm?
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>>593077779
Not the guy you're arguing with, but David v. Goliath. It's like sure; they're gonna crush you, but you still want to fight back, and you can round up troops like no other. Redcoats during the Revolutionary war had horrible morale.
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>>593068778
> respect your enemy
Why would you respect the barbarians who burned Timbuktu. They are savages looking to destroy every bit of civilization in Africa. How could you respect them.
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Another picture of my deployment to mali.
Pumas coming to pick us up because they saw a "weapons cache".
Turned out to be a motorcycle
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>>593067109
Let's say that, like 90% of shitposters here, I wouldn't have the physical capacity to ever complete that training.

What advise would you have in terms of dealing with fitness?
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>>593078932
suck more cock. It's good practice for when you're actually enlisted
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>>593067109
OP how does one sign up for this?
what country are you from?
Is it quite difficult?
Good pay?
Did you have to learn French?
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>>593067109

How does it feel to have new royalty?


And how do you truly feel about the green hill of Allah? It destroyed your french police.
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>>593067109
On a scale of 1 to Italy how often do you surrender?
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>>593078526
I don't do drugs, and I'm definitely not retarded. I study computer science and cybersecurity at a very good school and I'll probably work for either a financial institution or the government after graduating.

I'm not an idiot just because I don't have respect for you.

I just think the fact that two people who respect each other, who could get along well and be friends, should not be killing each other "because they were told to" or "because it's honorable to". That's a tragedy.

>I fight because I am told.

That's not a good reason. How far would you take that? If you were told to raid a village of civilians and slaughter everyone living there, would you?

What if the village was being defended by mothers and children trying to defend their families?

If you are simply killing because you were told to, you're no better than a hitman.
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Which is the longest distance you have run during the first 4 months of training in "the farm"?
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>>593079422
meant to link >>593078445

here
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>>593079365
story?
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>>593078703
>but you still want to fight back
Why? It wasn't like either side was likely to have executed the common soldier if they surrendered.

So here's the scenario. You respect and like your enemy, and apparently have nothing against him. You know you are facing defeat. Your choices are to a) die fighting him anyway, or b) return home to your family and live a long happy life of comfort.

I don't see any rationale for picking choice a.
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>>593078730
okay.
>>593078932
run around your street, make up a training schedule for your self maybe you work out for 4 days and rest 3 ? work out for 5 rest 2 days ?
id recommend lost of push ups, pull ups and sit ups those are definitely expected of you during training just don't be a try hard about it give your body rest, oh and if your skinny (140-150) eat. gain weight. work out.
>>593079097
1.don't want to be one of those guys but google man
2.japan
3. its rigorous. so yes
4. also google, but not really about the pay, its more about a second chance.
>>593079365
ok
>>593079405
lots of these surrender jokes eh ?
>>593079429
the kepi blanc march I think was the longest and farthest we ever rucked but in terms of running, uhh, maybe 3 miles ? don't really ask you just run and stop when told to

>>593078872
>>593078872
new pic for you guys here just ask and ill upload more
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>>593067109
What do you genuinely think of the FAMAS?
Would you rather use an F1 or G2?
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>>593078681
Some sierra bravos up in here,
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>>593079965
>new pic for you guys here just ask and ill upload more
post moar cawk!
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Hey OP, God here.

You're a douche.
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>>593076834
post more like this
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>>593079965
T'as developé genre une affection pour la france ? Après que ton contrat soit fini tu comptes rester en France ?

Ou la france c'est juste ton employeur et une fois le contrat fini tu t'en foutera ?
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How would it be if your knees started to hurt because of the intense marching and running?

Can you get medical treatment or you just get kicked out?
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>>593079972
Famas first weapon I ever held and fired, I love it. F1, find the g2 a bit awkward
>>593080269
ok here
Gazelle protecting the convoy
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>>593079965
i've seen lots of former legionaire (or guys pretending they were) in swinger parties in france. When you have permission do you have lots of success with girls ?
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>>593067109
Do you know how many total people are in the French foreign legion? Also if I was trying to join what qualifications would make me more likely to be accepted? Learn French and get really good at cardio?
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