any non-gay guy here who likes sucking dick? im not gay but i

straight male, here.

been suckin dicks for ages.

it's just what i do best. it's a gift. i didn't ask for it.

>>592922819
mean's youre bi, bro

THIS JUST IN OP IS A FUCKING FAG

>>592922819

That's still gay

>>592923287
Nope

>>592923203
cant breathe

>>592923287
fuck you

Post above is not check'd ^^^^

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>>592922819

>>592923287
try again

>>592922819
as a completely straight dude i can honestly say sucking cocks (37 of them) is a great pasttime to share with all your friends
they all know im straight so theyre ok with it, even appreciative most times

>>592922819
>>592923203
>>592923893
Its called being bi, if you like girls and you like sucking dick.

>>592923893
yeah okay then how about you tell us what suckin a dick feels like if you've really had 37 of them in your mouth

>>592922819
Nah, yourea faggot

I'm not gay but I enjoy being butt fucked.

>>592923893
b8 : ^ )

>>592924602
Me and my friends practice giving each other blowjobs so that we know how for the future when we do it with a girl. None of us are gay, we want to be prepared.

>>592926619
that sounds really fucking gay

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>>592926423
oh you

>>592922819
Nah, but I don't typically roll dubs either - Check them

>>592926835
Its really not. We don't want to be embarrassed when one of us get our first real blowjob. Don't want to fuck it up.

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>>592923287
i stole your dubs

>>592927207
the fact that you're worried about being embarrassed when you get a blow job is really fucking gay

>>592922819
nigga you gay as fuck

>>592922819
OP, it's time you admit to yourself that you are at least bi.

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The professor sure did fuck up strong on this one.

>>592927531
Dude. I don't want to shake uncontrollably, or fart, or fall asleep or sometething.

I have it figured out but my buddy matt is still having trouble so he gets me to practice on him.

>>592923357
Gotta learn to breath through your nose bro.

>>592927854
so you and your buddy matt are really fucking gay

>>592923442
Kek, small brain OP doesn't get it

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>>592922819

>>592927854
>is still having trouble so he gets me to practice on him
Sounds like he just wants you to suck his dick more

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Haha don't listen to any of these faggots OP. It's a totally hetero thing to suck your friends dicks. Shit I literally can't stop sucking dicks, but i'm straight as fuck.

>>592922819

not gay. have sucked a couple of dicks. wouldn't mind a 3rd. are you in 408?

>>592928399
Nice dubs
dubs speak truth=OP is a faggot

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OP is a fag?
Does op want to be called a fag?
Jesus this guy is a raging dick for trolling so hard...
Unless he isnt, I'm which case this op sucks dick...
...which would mean...
> pic related!

I don't even like vagina, I prefer dicks. But hey, still straight!

>im not gay but i suck my friends dick sometimes
>not gay
>suck my friends dick sometimes

yeah, thats not gay

>>592923287
tsk tsk tsk.. what a shame

>>592928015
Nah man you don't get it. We are PRACTICING for girls. I don't even get matt to give me blowjobs any more because I have it figured out. He still needs the practice and I feel bad because he has diabetes so I give him blowjobs. NOT gay.

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>I'm not gay
>I suck dicks
I'm confused

>>592922819
>does gay shit
>not gay

at the very least youre bi

>>592928861
But dude, why would you be practicing sucking dick for girls? Girls don't got dick fagg, unless you like lady boys. In that case 4chan is just for you, faggot.

I'm matt malkinson and I have diabetes

this thread is gold

>>592928861
So there's 1 of 2 things going on here.
1. This is bait
2. OP is fucking retarded and his friend is using him for gay blowjobs.

>>592929222
Nice trips

Trips are facts
Fact OP is a faggot

>>592922819
wat is this I don't even

>>592928861
The fact that matt has diabetes is really fucking gay

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>>592922819
>not gay
>suck friends dick
choose one, gayboy

dubs are for faggots

>>592923287
found em yet?

>>592929222
Trips on number two... guess what OP

>>592929043
We are practicing GETTING the blowjob. I don't want to be embarrassed, but like I said I have it figured out. My friend still needs the practice so I help him out. He still shakes uncontrollably. He tells me is because of his blood sugars and he just needs a little more practice.

>>592922819
reminder that if you're a man who consented to touching another man's dick, you're a fucking faggot

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>>592922819
oh i get it dude i love fucking chicks sometimes but im not straight im not even bi 100% fag

>>592923893
clerks much

>>592928559

no one wants a str8 guy to suck his dick in 408? 650? 415? 5 1 fucking 0?

jesus

>>592929867
Just face it. You're a complete niggerfaggot

>>592923442
Ba dum tiss

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>>592922819

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>>592929867
Hey OP I came across a pic of you and your buddy not being gay. I see nothing gay about it whatsoever.

>>592928399
No because then that would be gay and I'm not gay. It'd just practice.

News flash! You're a fag.


Or gr8 b8

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>>592929867

>>592923893
In a row?

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>>592929867
Fucking lies. If you were straight you would be practicing rim jobs.Homo. quit lying to yourself

>>592930355
Well that's kind of gay. I don't think they are practicing, the guy giving the blowjob is not even dressed up.

>>592930390
Why aren't you practicing anal?

>>592930902
So you don't just blow your friends, but you dress up as a girl to do it?

Yeah, that's not gay at all.

>>592924602
Obviously you are too young to get a Clerks reference. Go to bed.

>>592931141
Wow, this post escalated quickly.

>be me
>buddy calls asking for ride
>it's fucking late, this motherfucker
>drive over to where he's partying
>he's making out with some clearly underage chick
>call his faggot ass over to the car
>this motherfucker asks if I can wait until he's finished
>No dude get the fuck in the car we're leaving
>He groans
>Gets in the car, we take off
>He asks me to stop by the local walgreens on the way to his house
>you motherfucker it's like 5 miles out of the way
>Pleads with me that he needs some smokes
>fine you motherfucker jesus
>drive him to walgreens
>he gets out of car, turns back around and leans inside the car and asks to borrow $5
>Niggeryoubestbejoking.jpg
>He starts whining about how he spent all his money on booze for the party
>Fine whatever
>He comes back out
>I drive him to his house
>He asks for one more favor
>What dude?
>Will you suck my cock? Nothing gay dude I just have blue balls from that chick and you did kinda cockblock me
>This motherfucker right here
>Fine whatever
>Start sucking his cock
>This goes on for 5 minutes
>He starts moaning
>This motherfucker is moaning
>He blows his load in my mouth
>I swallow
>He thanks me for all my help and goes inside
>I drive home
>I realize he stole money from my wallet while I was blowing him
>Oh well at least I have my heterosexuality

>>592922819
don't listen to all this bi talk

you're a faggot an hero

>>592922819
You right your not gay, your bi

>>592931692
There's literally nothing gay about taking a dick, putting it in your mouth, sucking it until jizz comes out, and swallowing. I'm straight and I do it all the time

>>592922819
I'm a sissy and love sucking/taking dick in my ass for my gf enjoyment to watch. I'm not gay as I still have a gf...

>>592931880
He's practicing for blowjobs, which means he's only ever received one from his friend. Even if he's bi, he's got a head start down the way of the phaggamosis.

>>592931925
this

>>592923357
>>592927994
>>592923203
samefag

but i love vagina and i love penis....

>>592922819
same op, there is a difference to getting off and being gay. while i would suck dick i would never feel for a guy like a would for a girl or my gf. I was younger when i had gay moments but i would do it again

>>592922819
da fuckk. so bi then

>>592932539
You can be straight and still suck cock. Liking dicks doesn't make you gay

>>592932535
how is sucking someone else's dick getting off??

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>>592930105
thats a bingo!

>>592932668
no but it makes you bi

>>592931141
Well giving my buddy Matt that has diabeties a practice blowjob for when we actually get one from a girl while he shakes uncontrollably due to imbalanced blood sugars are while I am dresses up as a girl is NOT GAY. And I'm tired of trying to convince you guys.

I'll pray for you while I am giving pastor Steve a blowjob so my parents don't die of massive skin failure.

>>592932925
Naw plenty of straight dudes suck cock, look at most of the politicians

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Try to look 50 years into the future, nerds. People in general are going to simply drop all of these fucking dumb labels and stop identifying as specific shit. Like it or hate it, that's how it will be.

>>592932979
I feel for you man, sometimes you just want to help a bro out and suck his balls dry. Not gay, just to help out.

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>>592933158
Eat shit faggot.

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>>592932979

Line hook and something something

>>592933105
wtf are you talking about if there sucking cock then theyre closet bi

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>>592933318
THANK YOU! Finally.

>>592933318
it's not a hand out it's a hand job

Question for /b/ wizards

When we get to have sex androids, will having sex with a boy android be considered gay?

>>592932979
thats cool but still gay

>>592933515
Mods

>>592933515
Use your head man. The only people who like to broadcast their sexual identity are generally intolerable and shitty to be around. People will learn to just shit the fuck up about what they like in their mouth. It's already happening.

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Men sucking dicks isnt gay? On 4chan?! ON /B/?!!!!!! Have we reached the singularity?

>>592934013
This nigga knows what's up.

>>592934013
>>592934198
Samefag, and people will still use labels to describe themselves, even if its in their own heads. Faggot.

>>592933548
You are very intelligent.

I still remember sucking my friend's dick. I'd get a cumshot in the morning and bang a chick out that night. Best times ever.

>>592934013
This. Agree 100%. We need more open minded people in the world. Dicksucking is an art, not a "gay act", and should be treated as such. You wouldn't judge a black man on his piano skills by saying "He's a brilliant BLACK pianist" would you? No. Same with cocksucking. You can be either a straight or gay cocksucker.

>>592934523
thanks i try

>>592934358
Not samefag, but thanks for playing.

>>592934636
holy shit thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard

>>592934358

No, not a samefag. I'm >>592934198

>>592934013 is someone else. I just thought that nigga knew what was up. His point wasn't that humans will stop categorizing, I think what he meant was that the need to outwardly broadcast and draw attention to/build identities around them will slowly faze out of society. Which seems logical.

>>592922819
> I'm only a social faggot
just like saying
> I only smoke crack socially

Not gay but me and a buddy double teamed a boy we met in a bar in Thailand. We didn't suck cock but that little fucker sure did and was better than any chick.

I still prefer chicks. Can't see myself doing another boy again.

>>592934822
Sorry, after that thread in /lit/ I'm a bit on edge about samefags.

>>592934636
It's unbalanced between the sexes too, in terms of being a double standard. Plenty of straight girls will make out with or even eat out other girls in threesomes, in college etc,

Male friend blew me in a forest last year when we were black out drunk. Best blowjob of my life.

>>592935316
Exactly, it's fucking bullshit man. Why can't guys sexually experiment outside of college without instantly being labeled?

>>592935445
how do you remember it if you were black out drunk. didn't happen

>>592922819
do you swallow........

>>592932861

That movie looks old as fuck. Obviously a boring ass movie for retards.

I'm straight as an arrow but all of my friends say I'm a natural born dick sucker

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>>592935025
Exactly. I'm a non-smoking, left handed dude with certain food preferences and abilities. I do t broadcast any of that stuff because nobody would care. Our sexual identities will also be just as mundane in 50 years.

>>592935835
Wouldn't be a proper blowjob without one

>>592935859
Holy shit, son... Show some fucking respect.

>>592936038
In all seriousness I hope these are trolls trolling trolls because gender roles will NEVER EVER go away, no matter how hard the jews try to stop it

>>592933646

Okay that made me laugh my until I came in my pants.

>>592934971
fuck u

>>592936088
okay definitely not gay then if you didn't swallow it would be gay, Keep sucking that dick for practice man.

>>592933836
Is masturbating to gay porn gay? If yes, than yes.

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>>592935562
>>592935316
>>592935193
>>592934636
>>592934013

This thread has gone from the pure and simple act of practice blowjobs between friends and is now about being super gay on purpose. How did this happen /b/. Forshame.

Screw labels, do whatever you like. Anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck themselves, they don't have any business being bothered by what you do behind closed doors.

>>592935759
I was but more sober than he was. He just pulled my dick out and started sucking really hard. Then I came in his throat after like 4 minutes.

>>592936305
Gender roles are not equal to sexual preference, bud.