So I just broke open 50 benadryl, mixed the pounder into warm water, pulled the slurry into a syringe (with out a needle), and shot that shit straight up my rectal starfish. It's been maybe 5 minutes and I'm starting to feel it. How fucked up will I be?
> how likely am I to shit a benadryl slurry onto myself.
In the time it's taken me to type this I've started hearing pinging noises.
> rectal starfish
ironically im currently trippin on dph too, though i just swallowed them normally.
unless op has some significant prior health issue he will be fine.
meh,im happy i can even type somewht coherently
IKR! op will be a potato for rest of life
Congratulations op, you have successfully made yourself a vegetable
Itt: OP shoots at least 3x the lethal dose of an antihistamine/deliriant and dies as his brain cells undergo plasmolysis due to the strong dehydrating effect that dph has
Better hope you go into a coma before it starts to hurt, OP.
>e op's IP , alert local authorities/ medical care
backtraced op, found his picture
why capchas i cant even concentrate anymore please call doctor i am not happy.
i used all my IP hacking skills and this is all i got:
Your search - Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)02:58:14 No.592766051 - did not match any documents.
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.
OP is currently sitting at his desk drooling all over while his mind is on auto pilot traveling through 9000 dimensions and he is just along for the ride
I'm not glad I just enjoy marveling at the beauty of humanity's general fucked up ness. To take in humanity you need to look at it at it's best, and worst. /b/ is a good place to go for some of the weirder sides of human nature.
I did some searching online, ad determined OP's dose is survivable with the proper tolerance, and OP appears to have done drugs before (you don't shoit something up your ass for the first go at drugs), so if this isn't his first time on this. He may survive, otherwise theres around an 75% chance of death. Which Is way to big in my book.
pats on back, you read the rules 2 interwebs for you anon
Omg your in this thread too?!? What the fuck. Take your nigger YouTube channel link on somewhere!
Bait? Are you atupid? that picture It's not a meme.
Pussy because OP's life concerns me?
btw you don't know pussy and have never been in contact with one besides your mother's in your birth you beta wannabe ciber bad boy.
OP's faggotry formula:
1 Hey guys i done goofed
2 its gettiing crzy butt imk
3 whoh im not felli gd pls hap
5 OH NO OP is kill I am not op but found op's body (Kekekekek)
i used to be in a weird binge for awhile, i would constantly take caffeine and benadryl in large quantities thruought the day. work, home, party, even when i went to sasquatch last spring.
anyone else ever get to a point where deliriants were actually really enjoyable?
>take caffeine and benadryl
Like caffeine pills and benadryl or coffee? Also, what was the effect, and how much did you need to take to get it.
in an nutshell
>can't smoke weed
>stressful as fuck job
>I can't have any fun what-so-ever
>need a good time desperately.
Hahahaha, kids these days..
you are actually saying I'm not a newfag and degenerate like you and the majority of /b/ because of the green text, do you even know the meaning and how to use it?
pls leave this board, stupid shit
your trying to hard... im a newfag so ill take the bait.
click the post number of someone you want to talk to.
Plug something beside better than benadryl
If you can get a hold of some ambien plug that for a better hallucinogenic high as well as rush of euphoria instantly after doing so keep your legs propped up so its able to absorb bettter
or even better get some morphine pills or nucynta those work great plugged but definitely do not condone doing that with so much benadryl
10 shot mocha's right when i got to work. multiple energy drinks and caffeine pills thruought the day. had to stop after awhile cause my heart started to hurt.
> go figure
went through the 48 tab boxes of benadryl all the time. almost every trip to the store i bought a new one
click choose file and upload a pic of ur son knocked the fuck out
also check post at top of page. the retard did it himself and came to brag LOL
what city do u live in so we can check the news
click on "choose file" on the bottom left after you select a post number to reply to.
if you can, write the date and time on a piece of paper so we know its not fake.
also why the fuck arent you with your dying son
damn autocorrect, you were wrong with your assumption either way.. you acted impulsively foolish because you wanted to post that picture with that meme phrase. Are you and oldfag because you remember puddi, hahaha.
>damn autocorrect, you were wrong with your assumption
What assumptions did autocorrect make?
>you acted impulsively foolish
"You acted foolishly and on impluse" would be a much better way to state this. Doubling up on adverbs is just clumsy.
>Are you and oldfag
And? And what? I suppose you are asking if I am an oldfag, to which I would say yes. I was here long before puddi.
So you just took a ridiculous amount and shot it up your poop funnel like a reel feg, letting it absorb straight into your blood stream with no chance of vomiting it out now in case you OD....
>enjoy your an hero OP