ITT: We post our tinder pick up lines
>Are you a Missouri cop? Cause you stopped me dead in my tracks
If you don't send nudes now I will fucking find out who you are, where you live, who your friends and family are and i'm gonna stab them to death you fucking whore. Do you fucking hear me? Send nudes now. You have been warned.
Works 9/10 times
Roses or Daisies?
Good, now I know what to send after I murder that pussy
We meet, I make you laugh, we talk all night, you make me cookies, we go skydiving, fall in love, get married, travel the world, have babies, save the queen, avoid dying in a zombie apocalypse thanks to your race car driving skills, vacation on Mars, buy a portion our favorite vineyard so we always have good wine on hand, play with our grandchildren (my favorite is JJ), and look back at it all and say... Good thing you swiped right!'.
Or we meet, have an awkward conversation, go our separate ways, and never speak to each other again.
Choose your own adventure, #Name#!