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Hi, I'm 23. How can I kill myself? I'm scared to

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Hi, I'm 23.

How can I kill myself?

I'm scared to break my neck if I hang, I'm too pussy to stab myself and I don't have a gun.
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>>592733696
it's gotta be the large power hookups like the ones that connect to the stove/fridge.
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wire me your money
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>>592733882
I don't have money. I spend it all on escorts.
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>>592733863
Are you sure that would kill me though?
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>>592733863
what about toaster in the bath, or that mask with helium thing?
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>>592733696
honestly, I think hanging can be one of the faster/less painful ways to go if it's done right. sure, you might feel the base of your spinal column rip out of it's socket for that split second, but after you're neurologically disconnected from the rest of your body, I don't imagine you'll be able to feel pain.
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>>592734310
>you might feel the base of your spinal column rip out of it's socket
that sounds fucking horrible
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Bitch it'd called an exit bag. Google it.

Grandpa did it when my grandma died.

Swift and painless
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Shoot up an entire gram of high quality heroin
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Smoke, drink, work too much, don't exercise and die of heart disease like a man.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

but please on cam, OP, youre welcome
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>>592733696
Blunt force trauma to the genitals, it's massively unknown that BFT to the genitals can sometimes cause instantaneous death and/or severe bleeding, also if you apply enough blows to the genitals and you remain alive after a day it's a sign that you are meant to survive, and should become a SJW to promote suicide survival lines that will tell you to kill yourself as you are not a raped woman and that its for the best
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>>592733696

do what your picture says. will work and wont be painless.
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>>592733696
>scared to break neck
your killing yourself why would you care fgt
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Look up how to kill yourself with the exhaust from a car.
It's utterly painless. You literally feel nice and relaxed, you pass out quietly, then die in your sleep.
Hence why people have died to it accidentally. They had no idea they were dying.
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>>592734975
>>592734654
>>592734457
alright thanks guys
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If all else fails theres always bus' and bridges
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>>592734442
kek
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Can you please not kill yourself?
It would mean a lot to me, anon.
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>>592735415
im too scared of heights and i dont know where to get a helium tank or how to hook it up
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>>592735888
>It would mean a lot to me, anon.
>anon
why do you care? i'm forced to take psychiatric meds by injection
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>>592735888
Or you can always do that, that's cool
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lol can we stop pretending he's actually going to kill himself?
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>>592734310
> I don't imagine you'll be able to feel pain
You have a bad imagination
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>>592736904
scared of heights

>>592734457
where i get helium tank?
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