https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
Get in here /b/ros and enjoy the epicness that is Lil Knuclez
It's too much, I'm afraid to read more for fear it will send me into another seizure
Dexters Mom
My dubs will confirm this
>>592726754
dammit
>>592726099
Anon reporting in I'm literally sore from laughing
>>592726099
Bump this bitch. my eyes are full of tears, i can't even read anymore.
Also get in the pol and vote for Dexter's Mom
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3140134/Lil-Knucklez#
>>592726099
>Sonic look down swueezing and groping Mad Moxxi's butt as he urges on to thrust himself rapidly inside Mad Moxxi. During his thrusts, Sonic pull Mad Moxxi's arms back and roughly thrusting hard and deep inside of Mad Moxxi in rapid speed going in and out of Mad Moxxi which also making the bed shake and rattle in motion and rhythm. Mad Moxxi rolled her eyes backwards.
>Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ooooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss oh sugar it's so much, so much that I cannot handle. Please stop sugar, I don't think I can take much more of it any longer" Mad Moxxi begged
165.
Fucking.
Chapters.
>>592726099
Lil knuckles even sounds like an autistic name kek
lil knucklez...
Age: 17
lol nope
>My fucking sides
Guys I think I bruised a lung or some shit fucking ayy
>"I'm going have to say... Ikumi Unagiya."
>"Wait HER!"
>"Yeah Ichigo's boss from his job."
>"Are you serious Sonic? You had sex with her?"
>"That's right. It was when I was human and helped her on her job. That's when I met so let me start from the beginning of how I met her and helped her on her job requests."
"Proceed."
>IT WAS WHEN I WAS HUMAN
THE PLOT THICKENS
OF ALL THE FUCKED UP SHIT THIS WAS SO BAD ALL MARIO COULD SAY TO THIS SHIT WAS
>Proceed
gonna go read this https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10291702/1/Batman-Dark-Knight
Sonic quits being a Freedom Fighter and becomes the Dark Knight himself: Batman. As the Batman, Sonic takes on many challenges and faces a lot of villains along the way as a solo crime fighter throughout different places and different areas. Including guest stars from different video game series and shows
wish my sides luck
>>592727791
>mobotropolis.
Nofuckingway.jpg
what on mushrooms is going on in this thread
>>592727791
>Sonic quits being a Freedom Fighter and becomes the Dark Knight himself
>>592728153
>Buttjob
I cant breathed
After 165 chapters Mario's eyes are now empty. he is just an empty carcass, a shadow of his former glory driven insane and consumed by Sonic's love juices.
Dude
>>592728153
>Buttjob
>Pretty Ricky - Grind On Me
FUCKING GOLD OH MY GOD
sonic and mario have a hilariously cringy fight in chapter 50
>>592728153
>ButtJob
>>592728153
>Pretty Ricky - Grind of Me
>>592728581
>Grind
>of
>Me
>>592728153
Sonic literally tells mario in DETAIL how he fucked princess peach
I'm Mad
>>592729092
>Shadow begin to climax and climaxing in Harley's ass
>climax and climaxing
how??
>>592728153
>Grind of Me
I'm fucking done
>>592729157
I have read some shit, that seems perfectly normal inside that 165 paged clusterfuck
>After a few minutes of kissing, Peach then turn on her radio playing an old school classic which it's Barry White – I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby.
>>592729092
>could hardly breathe
>but was breathing heavily
you ever been fucked in the ass so hard you just
>>592729157
and in Chapter 1 Mario tells sonic that he is dating peach still!
>>592729092
>Harley hardly breathe but was breathing heavily and screaming
fucking done
>>592729551
I'm signing off, guys. I can't feel anymore.
>>592727791
it sounds like it could be legitimately good
>>592729973
I saved a lot of it for later, this is my cringe for the next 1/3 of 2015
I'm sorry anons, I don't think I can take anymore of this
>>592728153
>>592729092
God is dead, and we have killed him.
>>592729670
Look at us we're a regular book club
Each Wednesday we gather to discuss one of Lil Knuckz works, our author of the month
>>592730088
Dubs say otherwise anon
>>592728153
>>592729092
>>592730119
maybe he should be author of the year
I don't think I could finish that in a month
>>592730442
Not without risking severe and long term damage to your sides
>>592730442
tru, I had to archive all three of these threads because my lord this is enough material for this year and next year, it's a diamond mine
>>592730040
i don't know why i thought it was going to be any good
>>592726099
>MFW you can't even get through 1/3rd of it without weeping for Humanity.
May Angels and Ministers of Faith forgive us for we have felled our creator. The divine has fallen and only darkness remains.
>>592730826
was there HOT STEAMY ULTIMATE SEX in it?
When the day comes, i will tell my kids about the day Sonic told Mario in detail how he fucked the She-Hulk
>>592730577
it might be too late for that
>>592730111
I am laughing hysterically while crying for humanity
I bet you this guy faps after writing every three paragraphs or so
>>592726099
>'quiting'
>human society allows this to happen
I didn't think autism could speak, but fucking hell, it apparently types like a motherfucker.
Likes: Hanging Out with Friends, Explore Places, Running, Playing a Guitar, Being a Disc Jockey, Relaxing, Maturity, Nature and Environment, Rock Music, Smooth Jazz Music, Old School Classics Music, Rap, Hip-Hop and R&B Music, Saving the World, Patience, Peace and Serenity, Having Time for Himself, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Roller Skating, Looking at the Sunset and Looking at the Moon.
Dislikes: Evil, Friends being in Danger, Anyone Threatening his Friends, Immaturity, Being Selfish, Seeing Anyone Cry, Giving Up, His Enemies, Being Cocky and Showing Off.
Hobbies: Playing Guitar, Skateboarding, Drawing, Hanging out with Friends, Drawing, Playing Video Games, Napping, Training, Running, Helping Friends, Rail Grinding and Snowboarding.
>>592731769
>disk jockey
Holy mother of god
>>592731722
do you think this could've happened 20 or 30 years ago?
something tells me no
>>592731769
Welp. Looks like im not allowed to play guitar anymore
>>592731769
>looking at the sunset and looking at the moon
A chapter a day for the rest of 2015.
>There you all have it folks. A nice big first chapter of the big story premiere: Sonic's Ultimate Harem. Also a big sex with Rogue from Ultimate X-Men herself to having hot, steamy and ultimate sex with Sonic the Hedgehog himself.
the autism is real
>>592731759
Here's our hero, He can save us!
>>592732610
Man them grammers is good
thank you /b/ i will cherish Sonic's Ultimate Harem forever it has changed my life
>>592732791
it has certainly given me higher standards for cringe threads
>>592732879
Very true my friend
>>592732883
My sides left to fight buu alongside this nigga
>>592731974
How do you think the motherfucker fucks bitches from the Ben 10 10,000 universe
When hes not playing a ballad on his guitar or gazing up at the stars Aristotle once pondered he's dumping his load on Starfires face
>>592732610
i cant believe this man is 17 and not 9
>"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DONE YOU SICK SNEAKY LITTLE RODENT!" Mario yelled in anger
Mario just went full hillbilly on a motherfucker
>>592733881
that whole scene is fucking hilarious mario beats the fuck out of him then its all oh lets get a drink and tell me in detail how you fucked my girlfriend