You are a big ol fatty. You decide you want to be less fat though.
>post ending in 1 or 2 decides what you do first
You hit the gym and do a little bit of lifting.
You feel the burn!
>post ending in 3 or 4 decides what you do next
Every chance to burn calories is good.
You decide to give yourself a one arm workout.
After a half hour of edging you finish.
>post ending in 5 decides what you do next
You decide it is a good time to go for a nice run outside.
Unfortunately you forgot to put your shorts back on.
Many people are not pleased with the sight of a fat naked man running down the street.
>post ending in 6 decides what you do next
Fatty rage overwhelms you!
You grab the nearest person and go into chubby feral mode!
>post ending in 7 decides what you do next
After losing a little bit of weight through exercise and rape you decide you need to upgrade your looks.
This stylish hat seems to do the trick.
>post ending in 8 decides what you do next
You decide that it is now time to work out your mind too.
You read a good book. Already you feel like a better person.
>post ending in 9 decides what you do next
You realize that no matter how much exercise you do you will never lose weight.
Your only option is to end it all.
Maybe in your next life you won't be fat.