>Snowboarding in New Hampshire
>See skier drop her pole
>Pick it up
>She says "Thanks you're a lifesaver!"
>MFW she has a London Accent
Europe has the women I like
>posts prove you're not american threads all day
Watching The Imitation Game, reminds me what you guys went through in the great WWII. You Brits, being bombed into dust and still telling them Nazis to sod off. You French, having boots marching in your streets and forming the resistance. And even you Germans, for conquering almost an entire half of the globe. You guys are all badasses.
i think girls with euro accents are sexy. they almost make up for all the male faggots in the country.
-your friend from America
keep dreaming, besides gtfo you're not even european or american
made it a point to use the term they would probably use lol
As for France, they had Napoleon, overall they still have a pretty impressive winning record. It staggers me that there are institutions in Europe that have been around before even Vikings set foot on American soil. Impressive history.
- still an Amerifag
I have anything nice to say about Europe because I don't know where to begin. Thanks for the Enlightenment and Industrial Revolution? Also, I appreciate your cultural secularism. America is secular on paper but less so culturally, hence the "In God We Trust" pasted everywhere since the 50's.
You are welcome to come to the United States when the Muslims are done ruining your countries. Our beer has gotten a lot better. But bring women, our are still fat.
See you in ten years.
I really enjoy learning about history and there is nothing more I enjoy that European history, especially between the seventeenth and nineteenth centuries. Africa may be the "cradle of civilization," but you guys shaped the entire world including what most cultures refer to as civilized
I love the way your women dress.
99% of americans have absolutely nothing against any EU country
mostly just hate niggers, some hate mexicans but i don't mind them as much. the thug ones are obv pieces of shit but a lot are hardworking. few niggers are hardworking
We're named after an British county, that's something. You're more than welcome to come over and shoot our guns, ski/hike our mountains, admire our landscape, and enjoy our lack of taxes.
Story related, proof that some already are.
Consider the proverbial olive branch extended, but don't try to take it and the tea. All those tea-baggers in Boston who still cared moved up here for resources. New Hampshire at EVO, come on down.
>Lived in Britbonger
>Moved to Amerifat
>Moved back 5 years later
USA is generally more modern, cheaper and full of convinience and activities and shit to do, like being on holiday all the time, and the people are generally quite nice and friendly although I put this up to the more heavily religious orientated mentality.
Although gun laws are fucked, sense of humour is stupid, it's also a bit uninteresting and generaly "false" feeling, and you have to go very far to find different experiences/scenery/terrain/weather/accents/people.
>Doesn't make much difference but UK is nicer for what I like, stick to to the South side of it though.
i leik all the thank yous and giant statues we got from the europes in thanks for saving them from the wars with each other (not you france you did good). i also like all the money you pay us back for defending you from being overrun by tyrants and having to speak various languages you dont want to like german, russian and red chinee. you are all so gracious and honorable.
See you in a few, moving to the US when I get my degree in molecular, biological and medicinal chemistry. Ill be an immigrant but hey, Ill speak perfect english and actually give something to the economy.
Funny, they would probably get along much better with the north.
You know, all those liberals. Plus the black people are segregated far better than in the south, so they wouldnt have to live with them.
I would like Europe but you have France there.
I'm American and I say sod off all the time. Thanks Cortana!
I believe we are natural allies, the U.S and Europe.
Yeah, we talk alot of shit to each other but at the end of the day we have a shared history of not really liking brown people.
It has come down to "us vs them" alot in our history, and we always seem to back each other's plays.
I think france got what it deserved for allowing all those mudslimes to move in.
Other than that far left liberal multiculturalism dumbassery you guys are alright.
I enjoy crepes.
I want to go to Europe.
Europe has the best women. Sincerely, Amerifat.
According to urban dictionary (Google yielded no decent results) that's a pretty good thing. Maybe you should try not to be so edgy? Also assuming you're European, I frankly don't understand the hatred. Maybe you should lighten up? You know, be a people person.
>deployed to afghanistan
>UK niggers attached to us
>called one a nigger
>punched me in the face
>got up, threw the hardest punch of my life
>knocks him out cold
>we instantly become best friends
Still talk to that faggot to this day.
Bavarians brew certain styles very well-- the one's they invented. But the best beer is probably made in Belgium.
The US has breweries that produce beer styles from everywhere, either just as well, or better in most cases. We may not match the absolute top beers of the world, but I'd put microbreweries from the US above the majority of brewers in the world.
Microbrewers in the US have also done more for the science of brewing than anyone else in the last 100 years.
Your female celebrities are very attractive, I enjoy fapping to the very much
With Love Amerifag
Amerifag here, true and deep Anglophile and Francophile. Partly because my family roots are European, but mainly because the culture and history are so rich and amazing. Alot of my favorite bands are British indie rock groups, probably obscure in their own country, let alone here, and I devour every book on English history (particularly the Tudor dynasty and the Victorian era) I can get my hands on. Not to mention British crime flicks. Love that shit. Plus the humor? The U.S. could do with a large dose of the self-deprecating and dry sense of humor that pervades the culture, making most folks not take themselves too seriously. It would do us tremendous good to be influenced by that.
I concur, the white woman is a glorious creature.
You just became my new best friend! Here is a drink to you anon. Blue eyes with dark brown hair is my absolute, total fetish.
I love you guys over in Europe, but seriously, your economy is larger than America's but you spend much less on your space program. Do you guys even give a single fuck about the species?
I like your continent, and I stand with you in solidarity against those trying to destroy your way of life with their terrorist acts.
The only European I've ever really gotten to know was kind of a creepy guy, but in a way I could really appreciate. He was from Switzerland, and he would come to the wine tastings that I frequented, and he always brought fresh, home-baked bread. This was super cool, of course, but also a little weird. I mean we all just ate whatever this guy brought us. It could have cum baked inside for all we knew, but we always scarfed it down and thanked him for it. And he was always hitting on the girl who ran the seminars even though he knew that this girl 1) had a long term boyfriend who was built like Jean Claude Van Damme, and 2) had a conceal and carry permit and was not adverse to using it. This guy was like 60 something and was totally macking on this hot, albeit dangerous conquest, and peddling off unknown baked goods to strangers. Alpha as fuck!
Dear European anons
Your food and girls are great. For the most part, we live similar lives and any "hatred" we have for one another is simply our nationalistic tendencies and competitiveness on a global scale.
Well I'm Canadian so I have a couple things to say if you don't mind.
Americans, you guys are actually really nice people for the most part. I always seem to meet great people when m in the states.
Europe, I love all the history and culture that your continent offers. I also love how you guys finally seem ti be waking up to the immigration menace that is at your door.
tldr; we are all white people and we should get along
American here. I'm not a very intelligent man, but I'm wise enough to know that nationalism just teaches you to hate people you've never met and take pride in accomplishments you had nothing to do with.
I don't care where you're from. If you're kind to me, I'll be kind to you. If you're a dick, I'll still be kind to you, but I'll talk shit about you behind your back.
Thank you for Cara Delevingne & Emma Watson, you are welcome for Katy Perry and Ariana Grande
>Texasfag reporting in
The Dutch are the best people I've ever met.
The women in Prague are to die for.
The Germans are the most uptight people I've ever met, but a fantastic group of people.
I fucking love Canadians (Mostly, some of the more well known ones piss me off. You know who I'm referring to.) seriously though, Canadians are so fucking nice it hurts, I've had 2 Canadian teachers and they were the most understanding, level-headed, awesome people ever. Plus every Canadian I've encountered elsewhere has been fucking cool.
I wish we had functional healthcare and education system like you guys
Britbongs,thanks for great music and our langauge
Nazis, thanks for good beer, great cars, and all the scientists/ engineers that we stole from you after WWII because ours weren't good enough
smelly surrender monkeys from France, thanks for the sexy women and good wine
Italians, thanks for ferrari and the most beautiful countryside in the world
you're friendly, uneducated, and unhealthy amerifat
Now that the Nazis and religiously imperialistic Japs are gone, America liberates people from poverty.
Pretty much this, I'm an American who recently visited Canada, 8/10 experience, pretty nice. Going to visit family in Europe this summer, quite excited, going to be a great time.
Overall, I think we trash each other as a sort of pissing match, but when actually exposed to each other, it is a generally good experience.
Also, I think we generally stick up for our foreign friends when horrid things happen, such as the shooting in France. I also would like to let you Europeans know that we here in America stand with you in support of your freedom and ideals, and are terribly sorry for the blow that was dealt to your society by these terrible acts.
Not only did you fall for obvious bait, but you didn't even have a good retort. Way to go, faggot.
Thank you for the great Beer, your welcome for the Nazi thing
You got something against being large? Everything is bigger in the US of A because bigger is better. We didn't get to the Moon on the SMALLEST rocket ever!
Another Canafag here.
Nice to hear a good experience visiting the home front. I visit America annually, and I think that you all are some decent and well minded people.
Basically, I've met enough Amerifags and Canafags to realise that honestly, there isn't a huge difference between the people in each country.
>Fuck you both
The only thing I find interesting is the number of questions your customs agents ask me about firearms, they are quite inquisitive about my ownership about them when crossing the border.
I honestly think they don't give a shit about drugs, but damn, do they take guns seriously.
Underrated post. Don't care if it was just posted, no matter how much attention it gets, still underrated.
It's more convenient to visit all 50 of our states. You are correct, however.
Thank you for nude beaches, your welcome for us killing Muslims before they all can immigrate to you
It's because Americans try and take their guns across the border all the time because they aren't familiar with the Canadian laws. Canada doesn't give a shit about drugs, which is probably in the long run a bad thing but what can you do.
Thank you for the sexy women and kinky sex practices, and you're welcome for killing so many sand niggers. We are sorry we didn't kill enough to stop your immigration problem. Just give us a little more time
Dude, honestly the worst part of the trip was crossing the border back into the US, at one point I actually looked at the marine-looking motherfucker talking to me and asked him
>The fuck am I gonna do? Bring back contraband syrup?
They searched my car with a drug dog...
Can we all agree that Australians are shitposters?
i like you europe people, went to spain a few years ago and and everybody thought we were really cool and wanted to party with us, turns out they out partied us and I woke up with a german hostel mate waving a beer in my face at 6am. yall germans are wild man.
also, i'm from the south and for some reason, it seems like people from the UK LOVE southern people. and shout out to the welsh girl named amber at the barcelona airport who gave me her beer.
I like very few Mexicans. Most of them are either super fucking passive and annoying, or aggressive and loud. That said, my girlfriend is half Mexican and she can still be pretty loud, but she knows where to be loud and where to speak under her breath.
tl;dr Mexicans are awesome 1/3 of the time.
Because we have such a huge county in terms of area, traveling from New York to L.A. is like traveling to different worlds, culture and lifestyle wise, you wouldn't even think they were in the same country
Probably because it is fundamentally retarded
I think so. I like Canadabros, and I've got family over in Scotland, I like most Europeans, I just think that people perceive the entire populace of a country as what stupid internet videos and their politicians say.
This is fucking stupid. Omaha doesn't have a beach. Its in the middle of nowhere Nebraska. Fucking retards.
And why would the military be parachuting there anyways? Nearest army base is in fucking Kansas.
I feel like it's because it's such a big country and you can see alot of things without having to get a passport. Like you can visit mountains and then travel 10 hours to the desert then another 15 and be at a nice temperate beach without having to pay so much, ya know
Henry Ford getting the highest civilian award in Nazi Germany, Hitler said Ford was one of his biggest inspirations
Although I've gotta say, I take slightly higher taxes over paying for my own surgery in stride.
Nah, our politicians are just thugs who steal money and threaten television reporters.
American history is shit
>Get on boat
>sail into unknown
>hit wrong continent
>toss tea into ocean
>take more land
>murder some more
>be like us, screw your culture
>kill animals to near extinction
>go jayzis crazy
No they are not at all. That's a fucking insult you Amerifat! Own women are just free and liberal. They admit to sucking at least 2 dicks a day (married, in a relationship or not). Evey time I go to kiss my wifeu I remember and taste all the dicks she sucked in her life time. That doens't make me question my sexuality at all either. I know I love cock and proudly say it like the French do with the free speak we enjoy here. Now kindly fuck off, Gov'.
Britfag here. I hear that american unis are way better than most brit unis. Our tuition is world-class, but american unis are like whole cities, fucking massive, beautiful places
or do I watch too much hollywood
ooh, I feel like that is where every dude wears a track suit and stabs you for 18 dollars or 14 euros. I also feel like every one of your girls are named either Chloe or Katie
Eh, I think both of our country's have the other's health systems kinda messed up. The two times I've had to receive medical care in Canada I was pretty much in and out, without a long wait or anything, I think day-long waits are either an anomaly or myth in Canada.
As for my country, my work provides a pretty sweet benefits package for myself and my family, full dental and everything. I rarely pay anything to see a doctor.
Here, let me give you the Canadian variant.
>Also get on boat
>sail into unknown
>hit same, wrong continent
>kill thousands of natives
>quietly wine about independance
>feebly slap away american invasion
>shove natives in schools
>get independance with a treaty
>base entire economy off of natural resources
>make hockey and suck at it internationally
>drink very sweet coffee