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You faggots will argue about anything

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You faggots will argue about anything
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>>592681657
i mean thats alot of lions
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>>592681982

yea
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>>592681657
what do you count under 'win'
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The sun are you fucking serious? A trillion lions would weigh like 1.26e+14 kg whie the sun weighs 2e+30 kg.
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>>592681982
True I mean there is only one sun and there are 1 trillion loins
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lion /thread
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>>592681657
needs more lyons
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>>592681982
I think 1 trillion lions would have enough mass to put out the sun... If they hit the Sun all at once, definitely the lions.
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>>592681657
Easy sun wins
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This one always makes me giggle.
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>>592681657
e=mc^2
lion energy= 190*10^12 * c^2= 1.7*10^42
sun energy= 1.99*10^30 * c^2 = 1,8*10^49

sun loses 4*10^8 kg/s so 3,6*10^25 energy

so it would take 1*10^25s or 317097919838000060 years for lions to kill the sun . Everything can be answered with mathematics
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>>592681657
>>592682145
Lions. They are an apex predator afterall
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>>592682145
>weighs
>the sun
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sun burns the lions
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Just attack at night, lions can see in the dark
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>>592681657
that suns like barely the size of that lion, and 1 trillion of them??? loins all the way
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>>592681657
Do the lions have space suits? How about access to a black hole?
These are the questions that matter.
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what are the lions gonna do bark at it come on
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>>592681657
What if all the lions drank a lot of prune juice and then peed on the sun. I bet it would be enough to extinguish it.
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>>592681982
tru
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gotta give it to those lions ya know?
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now without doing any numbers what so ever here how possible do you think the heavy elements in the lions, in particular the iron, would be enough to cause the stars core to cool down and make it supernova.
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>>592682332
The lions would die because they need the sun to live .
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>>592682332
so the lions win then
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>>592682374
yeah but then theres the moon
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If the sun could destroy our galaxy with its explosion, i assume the lions would lose. Just a guess
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just 1 of these well aimed
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>>592682332
but what about energy consumed to accelerate lion?
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>>592682395
Hahasofunny
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>>592682332
i approve of this comment.
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>>592681657
The lions of course. They would just attack at night. Duh!
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That much pussy always wins
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>>592682283

Yea but, regardless of how impossible it would be to clump together 1 trillion lions, their bodies would disintegrate upon coming close to the sun and even if they did his, the sun would just explode into a fury of radiation and kill the lions and you'd be left with a broken mess of radiation and plasma of shit.
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Lions wouldnt even get near sun. Hell they wouldnt even get away from earth.
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>>592682145
> implying lions can't take down prey much larger than themselves
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>>592682145
dude, the lions weigh a fuck ton while the sun is weightless
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>>592682344
are you serious?
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>>592682145
how can the sun weigh that much if it floats in space dumbass
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>>592682332
How the fuck do you figure, the lions would throw off the Sun's equilibrium. Stop being autistic anon, realize there's a lot more factors than just numbers.
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>>592681657
the lions obviously, the sun would do like frace and retreat after a couple of hours
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>>592682355

This guy knows
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Is one of them Aslan? They'll never get organized enough to beat the sun without a leader.
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>>592682145
while I will concede the lions out weigh the sun, the gravity of the sun would draw most of the lions in and the sheer heat would disintegrate the lions.
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>>592682145

The sun is gas. That's why it floats, your moron.
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Lions piss on everything man

piss out the sun
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>>592681657
Are the lions smart enough to attack only at night?
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The Sun has a radius of 695,800 km.

The maximum cited length of a lion is 250cm.

250cm = 0.0025 km * 1trillion = 2,500,000,000km

That's a lot of lions.
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>>592682644
Did the sun queef
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>>592683035
how big is lions bladder use math dude
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OKAY SO IF THERES ONE TRILLION LIONS, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT ONE OF THEM IS NARNIA?

PRETTY GOOD RIGHT?

AND DO YOU THINK THE SUN IS GONNA STAND A CHANCE AGAINST NARNIA?

NO WAY
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>>592681657

You're basically saying take every lion living on the planet and have them do what exactly? That's not a lot of lions. Maybe a few googolplexes at least before the sun gets nervous.
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>>592681657
definitely the lions.
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>>592682145

the sun doesnt weigh anything you shit, its in space where there is no gravity
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>>592683149
>Narnia

You mean Asgard?
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Lions win. There's a trillion of them, only one sun. Numbers win wars.

Also, lions have sharp teeth and claws. Sun does not have teeth nor claws.
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>>592683124
Maybe if they all piss at once
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>>592682988
is there a like button for this
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lmao, posting this on reddit :D
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>>592682773
It's weight is fucking nonexistent because it's not gravitating to anything. It has mass, but not weight. Did you even go to highschool?
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>>592682332
cyka pider blat
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>>592683124

>>km
>>cm

what you talkin bout boy?
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>>592681657
Im quite sure an average star has a lifespan of a couple million years, at best a billion. Against the life cycle of a trillion lions that start and stop when a lion is birthed or when a lion dies. In other words, trillion*lion life span>sun life span
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>>592683359

sun is gravitating against your momma
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>>592683303
>Asgard

You mean Aslan?
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>>592683283
>>592682989
>>592682767

Our school system has failed.
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>>592682355
Lions would win because they would eat the sun. Yep, I have the science on my side.
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i hereby dub this a pawn stars XXX thread
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>>592683149
His name is Aslan your Fuck
FUCKING ASLAN, NARNIA IS THE PLACE
NOT THE FUCKING LION
ASLAN
NOT NARNIA
GOD
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>>592681657
Lions are known to be a source of fuel to the sun. Why do you think we send lions to space in rockets and aim them at the sun?
This is like asking if 500 gallon of petrol could win over a fire.
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>>592683186
>not knowing that there's less than a googolplex ATOMS in the entire universe
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Sun seems harmless, but it do.

Pic related
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>>592683494

mass =/= weight
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>>592683303
You mean Aslan?
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>>592682566
Without doing the numbers, I'd say yes.
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>>592683149
>>592683303
>Narnia
>Asgard

You mean Asland?
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in the end banana always wins
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>>592683488
>Aslan

Yes, yes I do. Whoops
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>>592682145
Sorry dumbfuck but it isn't a myth they do eat fast as fuck and this kid was eaten, the myth is that they eat people alive, they don't and as a spanish speaker i know that this kid drowned it is said multiple times in the video, fuck your pretentiousness, "chemicals that only react to organic compounds, nigga most clothes are made with wool, cotton or other similar materials, bet your stupid bitch ass didn't think of that when you typed out your stupid fucking opinion, you are certified donkey brained
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>>592683513
*you
Sorry for the grammatical error, I was too annoyed to be cautious with my spelling
ASLAN
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>>592682395
>>592682374
>>592682468
>>592682851
>>592682988
>>592683149
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>>592683186
>1 trillion lions
>basically all the lions are on earth
>a few googolplexes

How fucking young are you? Why the fuck dont mods ban underage kids anymore
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Them ion army Carole faster and faster as it got nearer to their forsworn enemy, the evil star Sol. One trillion elite rawrers came to fight for their freedom liberate their people from the eternal spinning from their mortal enemy.

The star gave no corncern to the upcoming lion army, he was sure he could absolutely defeat them all single handed, the legions came falling onto him, dieting as they landed upon the star to fight it, the sheer gravity crushing them all before they could even burn up, but some survived due to the blessing of the lion God Mufasa, them bestowed with the power of resisting eternally crushing came down to the surface and raring strongly they fought the flames of the star, Sol surprised about this knew not what to do, overwhelmed by the lion forces he fought killing most, but one lion survived of them all, and with the might stopi he crushed down the core of the evil star, collapsing it sacrificing himself as the star imploded massively into a whole in reality, satisfied By the sacrifice of his loyal subject Mufasa th great protected the planet from the pull of the dark core and sender his son Simba the saviour to show the way to every lion in the planed, and send the word of the mighty sacrifice of the brave soldiers that gave them freedom.

>tl;dr, the lions win
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>>592682145
weight has nothing to do with it. the lions will win against the sun with lion-like tactics, like pouncing, and sneaking up on its prey. you're really dumb for thinking the sun could beat 1 trillion lions.
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>>592683680
>>592683503
underrated. fucking. posts.
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>>592683494
Someone failed physics.
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>>592682757

Topkek
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>>592683596
Do you honestly think that these posters were aware of the distinction?
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>>592683022
>floats
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>>592681657

fact: the sun warps the fabric of spacetime with it's mass. so much so, that time on the surface of the sun is slowed to a rate of 1 second for every year that passes on earth. This slowing of time helps explain why stars live for billions of years. Without this displacement of time, all the stars would have exploded billions of years ago.
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>>592683781
becomeanauthor/10
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>>592683887

i was, and i was defending my own comment
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next question:
h0w many black c0cks d0es it take t0 tear apart a white virgin pussy?
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>>592683149
>NARNIA
That's a fictional place, faggot.
It's ASSLAND!
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>>592683675
You mean Assland?
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>>592683513
calm your tites good sir
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>>592681657
I think we all agree lions
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>>592683917
Why does this sound like nonsense? Or maybe it's true. Shit, I dunno, never heard that before.

Light takes like years to reach the Earth from the Sun though, right? Not talking about the Sun's surface, because from the Sun's surface it takes like 8 minutes to reach us or something? But from the core of the sun it takes years?
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>>592683917
8/10 made me rage
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>>592684027>>592684120
Don't tickle my ass fuckboy
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>>592683303
trolled softly
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>>592681657
Now are these pre-shippuden Lions or what arc?
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>>592684185

hence the fabric of spacetime being compacted.
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>>592681657

depends: do the lions go at night time when the sun is turned off?
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>>592684307
it does, and if a lion hits the speed of sound skittles start falling out of it's ass


source: Wipipedia
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1 trillion lions easy. with lion like tactics of course.
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>>592682698
this.
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>>592682145
Well a lion can take down a something twice its size so multiply that by two and lions equal more SCIENCE BITCH
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>>592684397
I literally struggle to get my head around the whole difference in how time displacement really works. Like, I know that time moves differently in space to how it does on the planet. I accept that. But I just struggle sometimes to udnerstand it. Shit though, space is cool
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>>592683917
sounds like Interstellar
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>>592684185
dude you're being trolled
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>>592682332
What if we flew spaceships full of lions at the sun?
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>>592682145
>trying to use the weight of a lion on earth as if it would be the same near the extremely high gravity of the sun
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>>592681657
1 trillion lions is only a fraction of the size of the moon.
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>>592684786

are the spaceships being piloted by lions?
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>>592683022
Just like the earth floats... Lmao. Guess the earth is weightless too. How can one be so stupid
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Two words NAR NIA
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>>592684727

it's not like time is just different in space. you have to be moving extremely fast or in a large gravitational field for the difference to be noticeable. also the beginning post of this chain was bait.
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>>592684911

>taking such obvious bait
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>>592684906
Yes
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>>592684345
I'm going to keep tickling your arse till you stop correcting people when you messed up yourself, there is gravity in space I'm afraid, be more careful of your words or ill tickle your sphincter next
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>>592684911
It is. The earth floats, so it must be weightless. Only weightless things float. Paper, ducks, boats, bubbles. All are weightless. That's why they float.

You're a fucking idiot.
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>>592683541

>>not knowing that there's less than a googolplex ATOMS in the entire universe

gonna have to call bullshit where I see it. There's way more atoms that exist beyond googolplexes. How else would a googolplex exist?
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>>592685102

how many years of pilot school has each captain undergone?

and can you tell me anything else about the spaceships? construction wise, that is?
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>>592682789
so earth is weightless?

think before you type asshat
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>>592684036
That picture's fake as fuck, so probably some imaginary number.

Captcha: Wappr
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>>592683388
seriously a lame bait like this got dub dubs
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>>592683560
Underrated sun bro
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>>592685438

Yes. It is weightless because it floats.

You are such a fucking moron.
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>>592682757

Top fucking kek
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Wait a fuckin sec...

so time on the sun is slowed down? so if i were standing on the sun, i'd see the planets zipping around? dude...we're atoms.
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>>592685261
Believe it or not there are smaller and more common things then atoms.. Its called what makes up the atom and that's just basic.
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>>592685261

there's even less than a googol of atoms in the universe. it's order 82 iirc
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>>592681657
OP is a faggot, everyone agrees about that
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>>592682145
all these idiots falling for your troll post
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>>592683135
top kek
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>>592685823

then how would we know a googolplex is real?
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>>592685676

it doesn't float, it perpetually falls toward and around the sun.

Mass gives weight.

even for a troll, you're retarded. Maybe you've been trolling so long you've become the tard you've been emulating.
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>>592683124
what about radius?
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lions 1000000000000000000000kg vs
sun 10000000000000000000000000000000kg
in mass the sun wins easy
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>>592685961

because black science man said so
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>>592682332
Not if they attack at night.
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>>592685961
How Can A Googolplex Be Real If Atoms Aren't Real
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>>592684665
it being equipped with a lioness extension notwithstanding

>pic related, it's a lion with a lioness up it's ass.
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>>592681657
dUH lyins wuld bite teh shits out uv dat FATT RED FAGGOT

sworce; CHEKMAyT
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>>592686179
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>>592686179
/thread
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>>592683124

how much heat would be absorbed by those lions?

enough to ...I don't want to say drain the sun, but ya know what I mean?
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>>592686125
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What if the trillion lions were compressed into a ball and shot at the sun really fucking fast.
It doesn't say how they battle. So I guess it depends
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>>592686255
how can you be real if b-real

>pic related, it's a lion with a lioness up it's ass.
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>>592685206
lold at ducks
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wouldnt the lions start fighting each other n shit
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>>592683503
>Big Ass
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>>592685261
It's a number that a dude made up, asked his daughter what the highest number is and she said "a googol" and he thought "hmm what's bigger than a googol? I know a googolplex!"
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We can just breed the lions with black holes and teach them to hunt stars
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>>592682746
Are you retarded?
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>>592687288
Does this Mean what I think it means?
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>>592687512
That sounds like a fucking awesome video game
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>>592687520
Yes. Pigs generate electricity.
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>>592685206
So the sun is a witch ?
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>>592684027
>internett explorer
wat
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>>592683022
ahahahahahaahahahahahaha
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>>592686531
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>>592687926
You know, I hadn't though of that. But yes, I guess the sun is, in fact, a witch. That's probably why it's burning.

Good call, bro.
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>>592683781
your flagrant abuse of grammar and spelling is atrocious.
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This thread is good.
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>>592687805
The pigs win.
Lions extinct, sun is kill .
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>>592683135
requesting rule34 of the sun now.
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>>592685206
I know you're just trolling but the fact that there is someone who actually believes this is actually kind of frustrating
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the sun dosent waight anything u retards its just gas and there is no gravity in space so no waight tho the lions would pulverise before they rach it
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>>592685206
You even lift bro?
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>>592688478
That's the best picture Ive ever seen.
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>>592681657
The lions have already won because all of the elements that form their molecules were formed in stars like the sun.
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>>592688565
I'm gonna rach your boy pussy
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but what about this
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>>592685419
They have the pilot lions, who spent a few years in an accelerated training program but more importantly there's the ender's game lion who thinks it's all just a hypothetical question on /b/.
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>>592688478
I'm not trolling. The earth and sun do float. Otherwise, wouldn't they just sink? That's what happens when you put heavy things in water. Therefore, the earth and sun cannot be heavy.

Check and mate.
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>>592688797
You're a faggot
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>>592688652
I wouldn't have to in order to lift any of those things
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>>592688984
>space = water
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>>592681982
i don't know why i cant stop laughing at this comment
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>>592682698
This, loins are nocturnal.
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>>592689306
Stuff floats in space, stuff floats in water. Therefore, they are analogous.
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>>592689275
I dare you to pick up a yacht and tell me it's weightless pussy
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>>592682374
lions have night vision goggles?
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>>592688984
Oh yeah, I forgot that space was actually a liquid, silly me!
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>>592689490
>float = space + time ÷ water × analogous = therefore
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>>592689505
It must be if it floats. I don't have a yacht to test it, though. Yachts are too expensive. I live on a modest scientician's salary.
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>>592688797
Hmmm, I feel in a forced struggle the first few brocks would lose quickly but as they get organized and kill lions they can form weapons from the bones to make killing more efficient.
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>>592689749
I guess that's why I'm better than you
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>>592689993
Well, then, give me your yacht and I'll lift it.
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>>592682746
are you regarded?
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>>592685261
"and how could i possibly count to 11 if i only have 10 fingers" - you
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Just want to thank all the ones in here for the fuckin lols

chapta: mages
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>>592681657
I found the answer on google
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>>592689321
same here! right out of the fucking gate!
>>592681982
/thread
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Isn't a fair fight. It should be 1 trillion stars against a lion
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>>592681657
me because cooked food for years.
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i need this for my university database
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>>592690133
Nice try poorfag, you can't have my yacht
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>>592690712
T-rex. peasants had notoriously low morale in battle and would flee from the sight of a t-rex.
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>>592681657
The lions could only win if they attacked at night
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>>592688797

It depends who is closer to the sun. The lions are really stupid so they'd just be running around like MRAOWWWWW while the Brocks would organize themselves and then get on top of the lions (using a huge human shield of Brocks). Once the Brocks were above the lions they'd win by default as the sun slowly consumed the bottom layers of lions until there were none left. So the Brocks win in the end but then they die too when the lion carpet runs out.
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>>592683698
ummm wtf? i went through the catalog and i think you responded to the wrong thread, the thread about the boy skeleton, which after going through the catalog i opened only this thread... and that one. that's weird anon
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>>592681657
the lions duh.

there is enough lion mass to cause the sun to burn up it's energy fusing elements creating shit like iron

the sun would lose so much energy and just snuff it's self out.

google it. it doesn't take that much matter to snuff a sun out compared to the suns size. Give it shit and cause it to waste energy making helium and iron

you are welcome
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>>592690712
>impling dinos are real and not just a creation of radical atheists
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What if the lions were solar powered?
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The sun weighs about 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg

A lion weighs about 400 - 470 Kg

Lets meet in the middle at 450.

450 X 1 (trillion)

420.000,000,000,000 Kg's


To "beat" the sun you'd need to out weigh it i guess?... How do you fight a sun, i'm not sure there is any math on " How to put out a sun using lions "

But due to mass i'd say the sun would just eat the lions and then go home to his wife to tell her that about 1 trillion lions just fucking all came at him together, teleporting in from about a billion different dimensions in order to increase their numbers and chance to win.

He would then get depressed as the sun has always tried to give life rather than take it, the Earth being his best friend and never meaning to hurt any one on it.

The sun would then get depressed further on this thought and finally kill his wife and slit his wrists putting him self out....

So the lions would win in the end, but is it truly a real victory if no one is left? i think it would be a tie
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>>592690948
>implying that at least one peasant wouldn't just hide somewhere until the dino died because the modern atmosphere and global temperature isn't suitable for the dino
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>>592691372

Also,
>lions
>in space
>no oxygen
>sun
>doesn't need oxygen
>sun loses because it's a fucking bitch
>i bent that bitch over the table and just fucking [angry muttering while slamming the table repeatedly in a rhythmic pattern while making the face of a frustrated autistic kid]
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>>592691111
It depends if the lions can learn to punch. If Brock gets punched, he'll turtle up and start breakdancing.
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a trillion lions is too many to beat
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If they go at night when the sun is cool, they should be fine. Lions win.
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>>592681657
>Lions grow into sentient beings
>Lions colonize space
>Sun explodes
>Lions win
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>>592691522
We've been over this. The sun is weightless because it floats. Read the thread, dumbass.
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can we pleas discuss the fact that lions are no fucking astronauts?
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>>592692028

Excuse me?
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>>592683461
GG I lost
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>>592691695
i dont think they would die quickly.
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>>592682757
Top fucking fucking kek
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>>592692179
three dinos can't create a sustainable population - all the peasants have to do is survive to the next generations. all they need is 2 or three womyn
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>>592691938
>>592692054
Some day
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>>592691709
Solar powered space lions.
...with a kung fu grip.
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>>592691210
ha!
>>>592673358
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>>592681657
>Lions come from earth.
>Earth exists because of warmth form the sun and light and all those things.
>Lions are from africa and need warmth really much.
>sun only has to stop shning to kill lions

>Lions tricked sun: if suns stops shining he dies
>sun accidentally destroys itself
>lions survive because they turn out to have lots of fur and spaceships for air.

Lions win.
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>>592681657
1 lion weighs 190 kilograms on average
1 trillion lions weighs 190 trillion kilograms

The sun's mass is 1.9e30 kilograms, or 1.9 nonillion kilograms.

That's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more mass

The sun wins
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>>592692028

I'm serious you double nigger, you fo' real?
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>>592683494
Actually, you're the fucking retard here.
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>>592691938
Wow that might work.
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>>592682757
top nigger fucking kek
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>>592682374
Top kek
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Who would win?
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Guys, it's happening, this thread is rustling my jimmies through my own anus.
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>>592684036
apparently one
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>>592692847
It depends. Can they tell how beautiful he is, and can they tell that they want his sex?
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Jesus Christ, you guys are autistic. There's 1 sun and 1 trillion lions. Of course the lions win and it's not even close.
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>>592692571

Fucking flawless
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>>592683359
School'd.
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>>592692594
I'm serious as a heart attack, motherfucker!
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guys we're going about this all wrong. it's not about the mass of each object, it's about whether or not there are enough lions to engulf the sun and extinguish it. only then will the lions have the advantage
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>>592693024

ERUUUHHGGGHHHH
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Well, given the fact the Sun is not alive the lions are they will win eventually. the sun is defenseless, cannot run or attack back. One day the lions will evolve and develop intelligence. They will discover space flight and attack the sun like a swarm of lions stack prey now.
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>>592681657
attack at night fag
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>>592681657
This thread is top kek when high.
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I'm out, this thread is taking years off my life.
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>>592683359
So if I could touch the sun, could I push it around space as easily as picking up a feather?
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>4*pi*r^2

This is advanced trolling.
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The total weight of lions cant even force the sun to become a black hole, so they lose.
sun survives the encounter
you guys are fucking retarded
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>>592693413

Fuck I meant to quote:

>>592693161
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>>592685995
You fell for shitty bait
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>>592693258
people like you should run ouer country
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>>592681657
idk the lions have the advantage of numbers, but I thought that lionesses did all the hunting
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>>592693413
>>592693518
it's the surface area of a sphere, what's so trollish about it?
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>>592693783
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>592682767
>>592682789
>>592683022
>>592683283
Funniest thing I have read in ages
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>>592693161
Physics says everything must have mass. We can therefore infer that if something has no mass, it must not exist.

The sun has no mass, as evidenced by the fact that it floats.

Therefore: the sun must not exist.

Lions exist.

Lions win.
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>>592693258
10/10 post
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>>592681982
Fucking kek
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>>592682757
>>592683876
>>592685778
>>592692368
>>592692710

>Samefagging this hard

PLEASE SOMEONE NOTICE ME PLZZZZZZ!!11!!!1!!
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>>592682332
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>>592681657
The lions. Lions have great night vision and they can attack the sun when it's sleeping
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>>592681982
Fucking literally laughing my ass off at work. I can't stop
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>>592694159
holy shit, and i learned in school that in order to go the speed of light you need to have 0 mass. So this proves that the sun is a massive ball of light that has no mass
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>>592694257
nope, sorry bud.
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>>592694651
See? I Know my shit. Don't question me.
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>>592682644
Fucking Taco Bell.
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>>592694651
Please, do check the theory of relativity again.
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>>592694844
and so the gravity of the sun keeps the light in place?
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>>592695316
Yup.
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>>592688953
Thats just crazy enough to work...
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>>592685809
plankt length = smallest size possible
you only fit about 10^180 plankt length sized lions in the universe, which is way fucking less than a googolplex
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>>592681657
>Mass of the sun: ~ 2x10^30 kg
>Mass of 1 trillion lions: ~ 1.5x10^14 kg
Sun wins a flawless victory.
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