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Need help /b/. I have this constant problem of itching anus.

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Need help /b/. I have this constant problem of itching anus. My asshole is super clean. I use tp baby wipes then a qtip after I sewage. It itches so bad its fucking unbearable. Then when I scratch it feels so good its like a wave of euphroria.

Inb4 too many penii going in it.
SRS I don't put anything in it.
Only have used bactine and neosporin for relief. Wat do? Pls help /b/ shit is awful.
> pic related mfw I need to scratch in public
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>>592534317
you have hemorrhoids
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>>592534317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
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>>592534317
shave your asshairs nigger
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>>592534317
inb4 pinworms
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>>592534430

I don't think that's what it is just from Google. No big bumps and only itching and a lil pain from scratching it raw
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>>592534317
stop eating spicy foods.
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>>592534317

Try to look at your anus in the mirror. Chances are, there's a cut.

Just buy some anal fissure homeopathic medicine, apply it twice a day with a cotton swab, and after about a month of constant application, it'll heal.

I would know, I healed one after getting plowed too hard by a big cock, hehe ;p
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>>592534470

Shaving that shi might have been what started it. Ass sliding around when it sweats, then the stubblemafter a week. Pretty sure this was my prob
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Nigga got worms.
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Op here, give me one minute I am taking a pic now
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>>592534317
have you tried lotion?

-bigdog46
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>>592534805
You're such a fucking fag.

-bigdog46
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>>592534317
you have butt worms
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same here bro but my ass is super hairy. if my poop is even remotely moist, no matter how much i wipe, 15 minutes later i will have unbearably itchy sweatshitasshole. i go to wipe again and sometimes my asshole has FULLY REPLENISHED the shit, as if i never wiped. it fucking sucks.
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Psoriasis. The groin/ass is a common area affected.
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>>592534470
Yeah that's honestly a big problem

-bigdog46
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>>592535212
Maybe it is your diet

-bigdog46
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sounds like a fungal infection

I have one in my armpit right now, scratching it feels really good

I don't even want to know how I got it.
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Can you make it wink or gape?
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>>592535138
Why are you signing your posts? Nobody gives a fuck who you are
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>>592534430
He's correct. Buy some witch hazel pads (Tucks or similar) and go about your business ass-scratching free. You don't need large inflamed vessels to get hemorrhoidal itching.
>I'm an ass doctor
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>>592534317
this might sound weird, but you're probably making it too clean. just wipe with paper and don't irritate it too much
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>>592534317
q.... q-tip? I think I see the misconception here.

Anal itching can be caused by some sort of infection, which is generally brought about by the unsanitary conditions of one's asshole, SO I can see why you think you're not being clean enough.

However, the tissue that you're taking good care to clean with a dry q-tip is actually the same tissue that makes up your intestinal lining. It's remarkably sensitive, and your aggressive cleaning is leaving it sore and itchy.

Be nice to your asshole. Get some wet wipes. Maybe even a sitz bath. But for the love of god never again with the q-tip, just... Christ. No.
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>>592534914

Not pinworms I've checked
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>>592535390
Because there are no IDs

-bigdog46
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Pic. Wrote/b/ on butt but don't know ifmitmshowed up. It as painful and itchy as iu looks.
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>>592536061
I mean, If there were IDs I wouldn't have to put up with shit like this

-bigdog46
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>>592536323

All the grease/wetness is neosporin to dull pain and reduce friction
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>>592536323
Looks like bad irritation, probably from over aggressive wiping and use of the q tip in general.
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>>592536506
Neosporin is a goddamn topical antibiotic ointment and does nothing for pain. Jesus Christ people are dumb as a bag of wet hammers
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>>592536506
it's the excessive dry wiping. Your windows get fucking gross, and then you make them spotless. Do you use a dry towel? only if you want to scrub for a week and go through a whole roll. OR, WET THAT SHIT UP.

Do it faggot, get some wet wipes.
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>>592536840
nah, some of them have pain relief these days
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>>592536323

You can clearly see a fissure in the top right corner of the anus.

Just get some homeopathic medicine for anal fissures, like this.

/thread
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OP here shit is so bad, it gives me anxiety BC if I need to shit, I gotta numb my ass, apply coconut oil or other lubricant, then remove all the poop from pictured asshole. Its a nightmare.
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>>592536919

I don't dry wipe much at all. A couple dry wipes, then a lil neosporin to reduce friction and let me get all the places in between. Also sometimes use some supermmikd baby wipes.
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>>592536440
You're right. This plan is fool proof. No one can impersonate you this way

-bigdog46
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>>592537348

* super mild. Really though, usually 1 totally dry wipe per sewage.
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>>592534317

niggu if you wash it good, then its simply one shit thing. you eat alot of sugar products? like alot...?!
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>>592537465
>>592536440
fuck u guys

-bigdog46
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It started I think BC I kindanhave anfetsh with using other peoples used toilet paper, but it has been a few weeks since I did that
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>>592537043

i feel you OP. i had some shit going on like this and the worst part is how painful it is to shit and how hard it is to get some sleep. here are most likely possible causes:

- anal irritation (people have covered this, possible but not really helpful)
- fungal infection (there are non-pathogenic non-contagious fungi all over you body, sometimes fungal growth can occur en masse at the rectum which causes irritation)
- allergic reaction

really, really: allergic reaction. i have never been alergic to anything but discovered i was alergic to sulfites, the food allergy was causing my asshole to itch like fucking magma and it was no fun at all. get an allergy panel done.
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>>592537615

Almost no sugar. Always low carb. Also that last post about the used to fetish was not me obviously.
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>>592537847
Stop impersonating me faggot.

-bidog46
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>>592537928

I'm thinking fungal is likely. Know what I can do for that WO/doctor? I will go if I need to but want to try something asap
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DO NOT USE ANY ANTIBIOTIC ON YOUR ASSHOLE you need those bacteria killing those bacteria will make it exactly like that. eat more dairy products like yogurt to help rebuild some of those antibiotics. try not itch it too
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>>592538286
>-bidog46

Clearly you failed...

-bigdog46
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>>592534317
>Wipe you ass well with charmin free or any not scented high grade tp
>Continue to use a single baby wipe folded
>Now after single wipe of baby wipe that is presumably NOT used as tp, but as an after cleanse, you fold that over CAREFULLY (unless you don't care about your bowl eventually flooding over, or cost) and add WITCH HAZEL around the area that has no darkened shit on it
>Wipe thoroughly with that
>Drop, flush wash and sanitize hand
Been using witch hazel since I had a bad case of roids from sitting on my ass too much about 10 years ago and haven't had so much as an itch since and I don't even shower daily.
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I am going to shoot everyone on this thread and m00t in the head with a gun. Then I will suck as many penises as I can in the shortest amount of time.


-bigdog46
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>>592538430
I second this. Using antibiotics will not end well.

-bigdog46
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>>592534317
Had the same prob after stuffing too many nigger dicks in my ass.
Switched to tiny whiteys.
Not as satisfying, but my roids are gone.

-bigdog46
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Baby's got diaper rash, jabronil. Straight from the horses mouth.
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I literally cannot stop sucking dicks.

-bigdog46
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>>592538815
you think im scared bitch??? bring it
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>>592538105
then i guess dont itch your butthole. cuz it will get worse by doing so. just wash you butthole while showering good. and after shittin. you be all fine!
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I suck massive cock

-bigdog46
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>>592538735

I have been, after cleaning, doing a couple sprays of bactine for antiseptic/numbing properties. Then I put a tiny bit of neosporin on a qtip, put I on my asshole with some pressure, maybe like 1mm in, spin it and remove all excess poo. I have this method down a my ahole shouldmbe clean enough to eat off of.
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>>592539468
ill bet you do
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OP, if you want I can personally come to your house and lick your asshole until it feels better. Allow my tongue to soothe your anus. It would be my pleasure.

-bigdog46
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>>592538430

OK, well what can I use a substitute? I don't use it for its antibiotic properties, but for numbing and lubricston. Maybe switch to petrol jelly?
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This is fucking horse cock guys, I'm not gay. Come on, it's not like I'm subconsciously thinking about cocks all the time. Fucking dick holes.
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>>592538735

Never used WH on my are, but I will try. Didmyour hemmorhoids look anything like my pic? Because I haven't seen any roid pics that lookmlike mine. They all seem to look like little balloons.
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>>592539095
>>592539468

seriously stop. How pathetic are you to want to copy my fucking signature. You don't even know what the FUCK it means

-bigdog46
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>>592535212
Use baby powder when you wipe, preferably the corn starch variety - it might very well help.
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>>592540137
The real bigdog46 reporting in, this is fucking ridiculous, I just try to identify myself and this this is this shit i get?

-bigdog46 (real)
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>>592539077

Reading that made me think of what it would be like to get raped with no lube in my condition. I wept.
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>>592536440
Blow your brains out
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>>592539608
All that shit you are doing is going to make it worse.

Wash you ass with a washcloth, soap and water next time you shower than just mildly moisten a baby wipe after with WITCH HAZEL and use the moistened area on your asshole (you can push against it with a digit without actually sticking your finger "in" your ass.
It will burn slightly the first two times and then you won't feel it anymore
Hemorrhoids are caused by inflammation which is caused by fissures which cause infection.
You'll NEVER have this problem again if you clean with a slightly moisten baby wipe with WITCH HAZEL.
NEVER. That's a guarantee.
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Oh man this thread makes me hungry for butt-lovin'

-bigdog 46
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>>592540137
>>592540370

This is ridiculous. All I wanted was for people to know that it was me posting/responding to them. You faggots ruin everything.
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>>592540704
seriously stop copying my name

-bigdog46
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>>592540370
The REAL big dog here, which i can prove becuz it's my xbox name i have a picture of the xmen

-bigdog46
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>>592540489
>deal with it.jpg
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>>592540370
No I'm the real bigdog46

-bigdog46
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>>592539711

Getting spit in there would actually hurt like a motherfucker. My gf was kidding around with me earlier and poked me in the asshole when I bent over. It was though boxers and it hurt like a bitch.
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>>592540725
im the real bigdog46 and this is hilarious
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I have a huge craving for nigger cock in my ass.

-bigdog46
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>>592540838
No I'M the real bigdog46

-bigdog46
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>>592540836

I'm gay

-bigdog46
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>>592540871
Okay then explain to me what my name means?

-bigdog46
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>>592540113
Didn't look at your pic and I'm not even going to.
The method I described will keep you disinfected and should prevent any further inflamation as well as reducing swelling, itching and most discomfort after a reasonable period of time. (You should feel a slight "burn" followed by soothing). Its literally the only antiseptic you can use for this that won't cause additional inflammation, or discomfort from itching, swelling etc.
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>>592541005
NO IM THE REAL bigdog46

-bigdog46
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>>592534317
you are developing hemorrhoids
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>>592534317
Go to a doctor man. I used to have this problem where I couldnt hold my shit very good. Like no warning, just "oh shit, a turds poppin out my ass." Finally went to a doctor. Turns out I had some kind of bactierial infection that weakens the nerves your body uses to tell you "yer gonna have to take a shit in a few minutes". Got treated, finally shit like normal. Go to a doc op.
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>>592540563

I will try thw WH, but in the interim I have to have something on it to prevent it from getting too dry and itchy. Also, dry wiping is not an option as it would just be like wiping poo into me demand kin.

Really appreciating everyone's input on all this
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>>592541045
That I like to fuck big dogs

-bigdog46
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This thread right here is why we need ids. Bring em back, m00t.
Also, I love choking on penises.

-bigdog46
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>>592541045
Yeah I have a great dane that i got at 46 eyars old

-bigdog46
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>>592541267
No I like fucking big dogs

-bigdog46
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>>592540489


Had you of not been a peasant and followed through on trips I would have gladly taken your command.
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>>592534317
Until any of you can say what my name means then just shut the fuck up because only i know it so just stop trying theirs no way to say youre me

-bigdog46
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>>592541045
well I was high and had just finished mowing the lawn, so when I registered myself for 4chan I picked bigdog46 as my username because I had just been riding a BigDog C-series mower with a 46" deck.

Faggot.

-bigdog46
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>>592540776

Lol, you're the one copying, plz stop.

-bigdog6
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>>592534317
whenever I eat cashews my asshole itches like crazy for 4 or 5 days afterward.

have you been eating cashews?
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>>592541570
FUCK YOU STOP

-bigdog46
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The real bigdog46 here.
I find that rubbing dog seamen around my asshole takes the sting out of it after I let the local niggers fuck me in the ass.
Hope this helps

-bigdog46
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>>592535435
Witch Hazel works wonders! I had a bad hemorrhoid for a week, bought some Witch Hazel (liquid in a bottle) and applied it with folded toilet paper a few times a day. That fucker was gone within 2 or 3 days.

Also, I've got a sensitive bum, and if I get any chafing there, I'll apply some Witch Hazel, and boom! it helps immensely!

Pic unrelated, but maybe Katy's boobs will brighten your day.
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>>592541570
>Not seeing the flaw in this premise

kek
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i honestly don't know what you should use but im no doctor but i do know right now I'm on antibiotics for a staph infection and its what making my asshole very ichy as well you would have to ask a doctor sry man
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>>592541570
oh damn my bad didnt mean to click op post LOL jez

-bigdog46
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>>592540725

Just give me some good advice. If I am healed I will remember bigdog46 forever more.
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Hi op. Just arrived to this thread. I know you said you dont stick anything up your ass but the reason your ass hole is so raw and fucked is from all the dicks its had in it. Real talk.

-bigdog46
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>>592541409
Bigdog46 here, stop copying me

-bigdog46
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>>592541916
The best advice I can give you is to go to the doctor, /b/ro.
Trying to get advice on an anonymous board where people seem to be more concerned with making bigdog46 look gay than helping you is not the best route to go. IJS
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>>592541916
bigdog46 never forget 1/14/2015

-bigdog46
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>>592542169
NO! I'M THE REAL bigdog46!

Stop copying Me!
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>>592541570
Lolo lol lol ol

-bigdog46
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>>592541094

The acute pain when it is dry is too much. Gonna get some petrol jelly in a few mins. Also gonna trt the WH. With the bactine I am accustomed to the burn preceedingf soothe and I welcome it.
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>>592542258
Agreed. Btw, have you tried bengay? Ive heard that shit helps a lot.
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Pin worms are horrible my friend, you'll need an antibiotic
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bigdog46
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>>592534317
hydrocortisone cream? love it
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>>592542386
Yeah, combined with a damp baby wipe, it DOESN'T DRY IT.
Seriously, you'll thank me for the rest of your life
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>>592541221

This has happened before and it has been a lil worse, but it has never looked different. I havent found any descriptions of roids thata match mine physically.
I do not know how to save thread or access archive. Can someone advise?
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>>592538735
Witch Hazel works wonders. (It might be a little warm on applying to raw area, but don't worry it doesn't burn like aftershave.)

Also, don't be afraid to got to the doctor, they see all kinds of things.
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it's funny because i am the real bigdog46

-bigdog46
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>>592542819
then tell me what my name means yo u fucking idiot

OHHH EXACTLY

-bigdog46

-bigdog46
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>>592542819

I am also the real bigdog46 and I find this funny as well.

-bigdog46
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>>592542979
>-bigdog46
-bigdog46
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>>592542979

It means I am a 46 year old big dog using the internet.

-bigdog46
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>>592541221
592541221

This has happened before and it has been a lil worse, but it has never looked different. I havent found any descriptions of roids thata match mine physically.

Also I do not know how to save thread or access archive. Can someone advise?
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>>592543192
yeah cum

-bigdog46
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Witch hazel? what the hell even is that crap...
look op, just put a bit of rubbing alcohol on some tp or a washcloth and rub the affected area. yes it may smell bad and sting a little but it will get rid of the irritation for good.
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>>592543079
i can prove im real big dog my xbox name is bigdog46 and its picture of the xmen

-bigdog46
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>>592543309
cum

-bigdog46
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>>592542979
STOP IMPERSONATING ME

-bigdog46
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>>592535435
ASS DOCTOR!
There is a smell from ass grease that is not shit, is not BO, is not like anything really except for anal grease smell. I cannot find any information on it. It's difficult to wash off, kind of smells faintly even after soap. What is it?
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>>592534649
Could be parasites (pinworms, etc)
Visit any sketchy 3rd world countries lately?
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>>592543609
-bigdog46
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>>592534317
You're completely overcleaning (and this is coming from a guy who uses nearly an entire small roll of TP every time he goes). Even really good wipes with witch hazel, aloe, etc. can irritate the anus, and fucking Q-Tips are completely unnecessary. Use the softest tissue you can get, like Charmin Ultra or something similar. Wipe GENTLY - at most until there nothing but a tiny discoloration on the paper. You can go in SLIGHTLY. Maybe 1/3" max. NO DIGGING. That's enough. It completely fixed the irritation I used to have. If that doesn't solve the problem, have a doctor check you for parasites, etc.
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I can prove that i'm the real big dog my skype name is bigdog46 and its picture is a nigger cock.

-bidog46
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Sucking a cock BEFORE it gets shoved up my ass, generally does the trick. Maybe some virgin olive oil as well.

-bigdog46
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Yeah my dog had pinworms so I had to scrape them out with my dick also STOP COPYING ME!!

-bigdog46
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>>592534805
It would probably have healed anyway. Something else in the mixture might have helped. Homeopathy is truly junk science.
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>>592543794
NO EXMAN ON XBOX
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>>592543794
you spelled ur ID wrong
-bigdog46
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>>592534317
IM DONE U KIDS CAN HAVE MY NAME ATLEAST KNOW ITS NEVER YOURS AND IF I SEE U IN REAL LIFE YOUR DONE

-bigdog46
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>>592544194
See you then, imposter.

-bigdog46
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>>592544194
I hope you're the real one
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I am reel 1

-bigdog46
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>>592543766

Noted. I think I'm ovwrcleanong and overagitating too. Gotta deal with this mess now.
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>>592544352
Sadly im not

-bigdog46
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hey guys digbog64 here reminding u to sucks the nigger peen

-digbog64
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>>592537847

don't impersonate me

-bigdog46
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The real bigdog46 here.
This is hilarious. I'm glad I could be a part of this.

-bigdog46
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>>592544433
Yeah you better fix people copying my name you fucking scumbag

-bigdog46
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IF I SEE YOU FAGS IN REAL LIFE YOUR DONE. FUCK YOU GUYS!

-nignog46
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>>592543811

I think the only potential here is pinworms. I have che checked and gf has checked and they aren't there. She is a nurse BTW. Also, Checkum'
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Is someone archiving this though?
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This is going to sound like a troll post but if you really want to feel a wave of euphoria, try hot water. Dunk a cloth in hot water then gently wipe your asshole.
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>>592544693

>nignog46

I sit here, tablet in hand, kekking as I bite yogurt.
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Fuck you all niggers I'M the real bigdog46

-smallcat64
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have you tried having it tongued by a nigger?

-bigdog46
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Suck my dicks faggots

-figblog46
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>>592544433

Fucking checkum. Full house, sequential.
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>>592545053
no i'm dirty dan

-smallcat64
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>>592541323
Agree. IDs are better. So much samefagging arguments now.

-bigdog43
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>>592545015
Glad I could make you kek

-nignog46
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>>592545309
this is why we need IDs

-bigdog46
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>>592545309
OH YOURE FUCKING TELLING ME

-bigdog46
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I literally cannot stop thinking about big giant black cocks and I want so bad for some poz 10ft tall nigger to cream my asshole while 2 guys I met on craigslist fuck my slut armpits and 20 other craigslist guys jack off all over me and I eat shit from a nigger's dirty diaper.

-bigdog46
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I literally cannot stop thinking about big giant black cocks and I want so bad for some poz 10ft tall nigger to cream my asshole while 2 guys I met on craigslist fuck my slut armpits and 20 other craigslist guys jack off all over me and I eat shit from a nigger's dirty diaper.

-bigdog46
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I literally cannot stop thinking about big giant black cocks and I want so bad for some poz 10ft tall nigger to cream my asshole while 2 guys I met on craigslist fuck my slut armpits and 20 other craigslist guys jack off all over me and I eat shit from a nigger's dirty diaper.

-bigdog46
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>>592545535
>>592545548
>>592545559
>>592545568
>>592545572


You killed it. Funs over boys, shits not funny anymore
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>>592545780
I archeived it here:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/592534317

-nignog46
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How do I get my asshole to unprolapse? I got fucked by forty six dogs. Big ones.

-bigdog46
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Now posting in epic thread.
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>>592545670
>>592545927
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>>592545780
you wont believe me but 80% of these posts were fucking me, archiving this autism would be idiotic
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I'M THE REAL BIGDOG46 HERE, NOT YOU OTHER BIGDOG46.

-bigdog46
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>>592545610

I have noticed that on my actual asshole, like the ring itself, there is a little bump, very small that is kind ofhard. If I put finger inside of butt for digital inspection, is there anything I can feel for to confirm roids?
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>>592546058
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/592534317
>>592545927

epik thread
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>>592545966

The bigdog.

-bigdog46
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This isn't funny anymore guys

-rimjob36
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>>592546001

In what way is this epic?
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>>592546496
its funny for me, who is the original guy
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It's all ogre now
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I'm so glad my name could inspire this thread. It was a great laugh.

-bigdog46
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>>592546557
Its the first original behavior ive witnessed in a while. I mean, if you are unsatisfied feel free to go to a roll thread or some such faggotry.
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>>592542279
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>>592546496

Look at that asshole up above. Red, chafed, infected, hairy, sweaty, bleeding and coated in unknown bacteria harboring grease. How much would in have to pay you to eat my butt out?
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>>592547281
bout tree fiddy

-pigdog46
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>>592547252
Forever and ever.
Thank you

-bigdog46
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>>592547281

If you're HIV pos I'll pay you. I literally cannot get enough nigger anus from nigger africa. Please allow me to tongue punch your fart box, sir.

-bigdog46
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I'll pay you twice as much if you also have ebola.

-bigdog46
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What kind of stupid fuck uses their username for other things as a signature on /b/? Oh, that's right:

-bigdog46
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>>592547486
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>>592547227

Nigger I'm op. I was asking. Is it because /b/ is being genuinely helpful?
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>>592534317
What ever happened to the OP
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>>592548914
I was actually OP, i was using -bigdog46 too bump my threaf
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>>592548914

I am still here. I havendriedmthe area and applied witch hazel. It is painin right now, but is gettin better.
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>>592549087

Not op
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>>592536323

Proofmthat I am OP and was not manipulating bigdog46. Actually I did make the post about shooting everyone in the head with a gun
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Oh captain my captain

-bigdog46
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>>592548913
No. Its just....... /b/. Some faggot does something extrordinarily faggy, a bunch of other faggots copy him, it becomes a thing, the thing becomes a trend, the trend becomes a meme, before you know it 12 year olds are posting "bigdog46" after everything they facebook, tweet, email or text. Been that way since i got on in 2006.
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>>592549087

Oh my god you are a stupid fuck bigdog46. Do you just not have any filter that tells you when you're about to say something fucking autismal?

Also, I'm moot.

-bigdog46
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>>592536323

R
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I'm the actual fucking OP and my ass is still fucked. Thanks for the help, assholes.

-bigdog46
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HOLY SHIT I JUST LEFT FOR A FEW MINUTES TO GO SUCK SOME NIGGER COCKS AND ALL YOU ASSHOLES START PRETENDING TO BE ME?
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

-bigdog46
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>>592549584

I'm super fucking tired and don't knowmwhatmim doing. Ifmanyone wants proof, quote me and I will screencap label. Quotemthe asshole pic as this the only oc.

I just though about this and wtf am I doing?. No one cares and I'm way too tired
>>
Okay it's getting old, it's not funny anymore

-bigdog46
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>>592549748
FUCK YOU IMPOSTER, ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOWS THAT THE READ BIGDOG CAN BROWSE /B/ WHILE SUCKING NIGGER COCK WITHOUT BEING DISTURBED
-bigdog46
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>>592549986
This

-bigdog46
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>>592549651

Not op, but all is true. I approve thism message. Since my thread took off I felt special and important for a minute. Sigh

I feel important BC people on /b/ gave me tips on healing my asshole.
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>>592549986

It's still a little funny. Let's keep milking it until there's not a drop left. Just imagine it's one of those nigger cocks I love so much.

-bigdog46

-bigdog46
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>>592550143
>>592550089
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I am a huge faggot

-blackdong69
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I was there when bigdog46 became a meme
>Where were you?

ReCaptcha: bigdog46
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>>592550562
where was I?
I was sucking nigger cocks.

-bigdog46
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>>592550562
592550089
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>>592550562
>>592550089
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itchyassholeguy here. I use this when I get a flare up and it works perfectly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctosedyl

just make sure you don't itch after using it and eventually the itch goes away. Should be able to score it from the pharmacy.

If the itch persists after using treatment then go to the fuckin doctor man.
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>>592550278
of course its still fucking funny thats why im still

-bigdog46
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>>592550562

But...were you there form the cringiest faggot of all....Michale Dovale?
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>>592549492
THAT would be brilliant, provided bigdog46 becomes so homicidally incensed that he climbs to the top of a watch tower of some feminist college and starts taking out dykes because he thinks the whole world is trolling him.

- bigdog46
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>>592534317
Okay can we PLEASE get back to my asshole guys?

-bigdog46
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>>592551262
All I want is multiple dicks inside it. Is that too much to ask?

-bigdog46
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>>592550562
I remember the day I started the bigdog46 meme......
I was sucking a nigger cock while taking a muslim shaft up the ass, fucking a spick in the ear, and jerking off two jews when I said "wait a minute guys, I gotta post something on /b/. So I did, and I ended the post with "-bigdog46." Just as I hit send, all 4 inferior race cocks exploded in orgasm in all of my orifices, as I jizzed wildly in the spicks ear I thought nothing except that it was a regular tuesday morning. Little did I know my faggotry was spawning a legend.
-bigdog46
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This was actually the most fun I've had on /b for a while. a nice break from all the trap threads.
Still love cocks, though.

-bigdog46
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If I could find a bunch of Black men to do this to me, I would be so happy.

-bigdog46
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How do you archive a thread?

-bigdog46
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>>592534317

If it's truly terrible then it may be some kind of yeast infection or something similar.

To get rid of it be sure to shower daily and try rubbing your butthole with anti-fungal cream.

No joke, I had a yeast infection on my dick one time in college. Doctor told me to rub athlete's foot cream on it until it went away.

I applied the cream twice a day for about 2 weeks and it was gone.
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>>592538695
Disregard that, I suck cocks

-bigdog46
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>>592552483
Iodine is an effective extra-strength anti fungal.
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