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Most fucked thing you have done?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Most fucked thing you have done?
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justed the sofa blanket as my jizz "sock" for years.
Got pretty "crusty".
was always uncomfortable when my mum used it.
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>>592454202
used*
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>>592453681
I once accidentally got a sex-worker deported
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>>592453681
suicide attempt cause of stupid shit
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I don't think it's fucked up but that's because I come here very day. to any normal person they'd say it's beyond fucked up.

I got this chick pregnant in high school when she was cheating on her boyfriend. Her parents are insanely catholic and so were her boyfriends parents so they had to get married senior year of highschool and keep the child. this ruined both of their futures and they both don't know it's my kid.
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>>592453681
make cp
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>>592454797
hero!
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fucked a car
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>>592454797
How the fuck would YOU know its yours but she wouldnt??
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>>592455126
fucked his car
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Email and web message intercept and modify
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>>592454797
oh dogs if dis is true :DDDD
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when I was 8 I accidentaly hit a kid in the head with a brick (we were playing throw and catch with it). He started bleeding and passed out and I just walked away laughing. Kid was found about 2 hours later, still unconcious.

He didn't died though
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>>592455329
>>592455126
Watching these two fuck a slutty car.
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>>592455471
it was a cab
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>>592455277
Because the kid looks a lot like me and nothing like her boyfriend, and she thought I used a condom.
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>>592453681
Took my sister's bunny by the ears and slammed it on the ground repeatedly, when my mother suddenly arrived without me expecting, i tried feeding it to the dog quickly...
I was 8 or 9.
I was extremely desperate for attention....
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stabbd a sandnigger
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>>592455662
Bet it had a tranny
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>>592455277
>>592455277
>>592455277
>>592455277
>>592455277
this
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>>592453681

I killed someone and I will not elaborate more.
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>>592455780
Lol what a dumb cunt. How do you feel about the whole thing?
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>>592455813
And when did you kill your human?
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>>592455780
>>592455911
my bad should have refreshed
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>>592455813
I continued torturing poor animals in secret until i was 13. My mother still believes it was a stray dog that broke into our garden, 6 years later...
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>>592453681
When i was a kid i used to piss in my watergun and shoot at the fat kid in my neighbourhood.
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>>592455918
please elaborate
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>>592456191

no I refuse to. Too much typing and too much stuff to type and too high. I'll answer yes or no questions.
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>>592456072
R8 me, m800s.
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>>592455918
Intentionally? Because I've technically killed someone, but it was not a violent/criminal act (work in a hospital, dude was 85 and it was his time).
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>>592456496

No not intentionally it was self defense.
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I actually killed a few people indirectly a few times, but i don't see that as nearly as fucked up as torturing domestic animals.
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>>592456289
just kill the post m8 much quicker
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>>592453681
...nothing?
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>>592456790
Shitty. Enjoy your high.
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>>592454463
Story?
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>>592455957
I'm proud of myself in a twisted way, but at the same time I'll never get to see or hold my daughter and she'll be raised by an ugly father and slut mother. Fathers day is pretty fun
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i missed the school bus and got spankings
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>>592456141
nice
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>>592456141
10/10, most fucked up shit.
Animal abuse can't top this.
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>be me in mid 30s
>18 year old daughter
>been having a relationship with daughters 19 year old friend behind her husband, my girlfriend and my daughter's back
>feel guilty but feelsgoodtopullyoungpussywithnostringsattached.jpg
>daughters friend is coming over tonight
>she wants to fuck while daughter is there
>FUCK MY GUILT WILL BANG HER RIGHT IN HER ASS.
Am I a bad parent /b/?
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>>59245578 your virgin is showing, it's impossible not to feel you're going in raw
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>>592458519
You're a fag. This is what happens when retards have kids at 18. How'd it feel not being able to enjoy your 20's and work a shit tier job?
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>>592458945
Vet, college graduate, make 150k a year. What's shit tier about that faggot? And I'm still banging a chick in her teens. Keep being a fat neckbeard.
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>>592458519
i think you're doing great
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Finger my 10 year old cousin when i was 12?
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>>592459898
I still feel like an ass, because I think she's using my daughter to be around me. Meh...my daughter talks shit about her and uses her too, fuck it.
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>>592459407
>Vet
>150k salary
>Banging teen
>Browses /b/
Pick two fuck face. Why not lie some more and mention how you have a pilots license.
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>>592460033
I thought that was normal
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>>592460424
Not a pilot, just got a managment job because of my service and college. I don't give a single fuck if you believe me or not, I browse /b/ because I kinda like you faggots. You want to knowwhats really good, I do it from my mobile at work, while bringing in that 150k a year. Don't be jealous fuckwad, get out and get you some.
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>>592453681
>brother and sister in law are wasted one night
>always found sister in law hot as fuck
>I'm sober as a judge drive them home
>they are blacked
>get them inside
>my brother is out cold on the living room couch
>sister in law passed put no pants spread eagle on their bed
>uh oh
>guess what... I touch her, get hard
>fuck passed out sister in law
>cum inside
>dean brother to bed
>pull his cloths off
>mad cause he has a bigger dick than me
>about a month later
>dinner for moms bday
>"we are pregnant!"
>suspect it's mine
>brother tells me that they think it was hat blackout night neither of them remember shit but they woke up naked etc.

Yep I cuckolded my own brother
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>>592460934
Whoa, browsing on your cell? Damn, that is high living. At least I don't need to be some lying ass faggot, who has to inflate their shitty life on /b/.
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>>592461406
The only thing I inflate is my cock in your moms mouth.
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>>592461581
Confirmed 12 year old. It was nice talking with you.
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>>592461239
nice work anon
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>>592461239
gg man
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I am short but i am big cums to my penis its a thick mushroom but every think big i told juniar high in gym some sead i big one then so think it changed that much
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>>592462660
What a classic.
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>>592453681


Fucked a seal.
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>>592453681
I sucked my own cock while my dog licked my my asshole full of peanut butter
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>>592463381
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>>592463791
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>>592463381
>be seal
>guy fucks me sealhole
>mfw
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>i came in the mouthpieces of the entire french horn section in high school
>i come in food just about every time i have to make it for someone else
>ive stolen about $300 of toiletries from my university
>stolen about $2000 worth of stuff from department stores
>i sabotaged my competition in a fencing tournament so i could be seated higher
>ive deliberately injured other players in pretty much any sport i compete in
>ive dropped a baby and not told the parents
>ive stolen government property to the tune of about 30 signs from the city utilities warehouse
>ive stepped on a cat by accident
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shot someone with my co2 gun while I was on cocain. felt like a sharpshooter
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>>592464384
stepping on cats is not fucking cool you bellend
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>>592463976
>>592462660
>>592456141

Oh keks in this thread
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>>592453681
I did some fucked up things as a kid.

One time I was at a rec center. I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. For no reason, I decided to piss in a random guys locker with his clothes in it through the crack.

Another time I was at my brothers high school and waiting outside for him and my mother to finish and come back out. Found a dudes backpack, dumped in a nearby trashbin. No reason whatsoever.

At church during a youth group meeting, I decided to skip one day. I went in the choir room and wiped my ass on some of the choir robes and got shit marks on them. Just bored. I also shit on the floor in the bathroom. The janitor was a very nice old lady too and I knew that.

Things like that.
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>>592464384
>Stepped on a cat
Well, at least it was by accident... Otherwise i'd advise you to kill your bank account by investing all of it in medicinal pet research.
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>>592465240


Were you possessed as a child?
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bought this
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eurofag here

>hospitalized for being suicidal twice
>apply for gun permit, buy gun
>afraid they find out, take my gun

it's been 10 years
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>>592465777
No. I don't know exactly what possessed me to do those things. I just felt like doing horrible things, it gave me a rush.

Some more things:

Me and some friends that lived in a mobile home park went through peoples mailboxes and either threw their mail around or put it random peoples boxes. While looking for valuable things like money.

Pissing and shitting on public bathroom floors, all the toilet paper, etc. was also one of my greatest past times.
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i shot a sheep in the eye with a high powered air rifle by accident
>it died
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>>592465973
So.. do you have a gun or not?
If you can't just direct it at you and shoot, you're NOT suicidal.
If you don't have one, i can understand. I'm a eurofag as well, and the last time i saw a weapon that could penetrate bone was 10 years ago on an american tank parade.
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>>592466457
Some more things:

I used to discreetly rub girls butts during sunday school and church. Caught of course, I wasnt as sneaky as I thought.

In elementary school, on the bus ride home I was sitting next to this really un popular kid. He was nice though. I pulled his penis out of his pants and made fun of him while every one looked at it. For some reason he didnt fight it. Either he enjoyed it or just didnt know what to do.
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>>592466457
kek, please tell us more
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>>592467131
>be me
>be 11
>at grandmas house
>fuck cousin

elaborate??
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>>592467387
elaborate
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>>592467387
yes
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>>592455126

Really? What car?
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>>592465240
Wow, chaotic evil.
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keep going with the stories
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>>592467666
satan trips
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>>592466740
yeah I got the gun (had to lie through my teeth on the compulsory mental exam)

hospitalized because they thought I was suicidal - I am still here, seems I am not
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>>592467615
a taxi
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>>592467666
The perfect trips for that post, mate!
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>>592468206
Would you look at that. I have always wanted to get 666. Sweet.
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>>592467615
don't remember brand/etc, i was too drunk and the driver was mad
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>be me 11yo
>be in hospital for observations
>touched a retarded girl on the vajayjay
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>>592467480
>>592467511
>summer vaycay
>swimming
>i go inside because i couldn't float in 8 feet
>cousin in living room
>cousin is 11 too
>i dry off
>go in uncles room, because that guys a deadbeat and never graduated high school
>blankets all over the floor
>get under blankets
>cousin has on rainbow 2 piece bikini
>she takes her top off
>we kiss
>i suck on the nips
>she takes her bottoms off
>yassss.jpg
>put dick in
>stroking as hard as i could for an 11 year old
>hear door open
>her mom is looking for her.
>she pulls back blanket
>mfw i'm laying there, dick in pussy scared as fuck
>her mom screams
>OH HELL NAHH
>she yells out to everybody in the house and announces it outside
>my grandma gets a switch
>beats our asses to pulps
>noragretz.jpg
>never fucked again
>family never the same
>every christmas we see each other, she looks like she wants the D
>fuck morals
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>>592468559

Are you actually attracted to them, or just that fucking drunk?
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While breakin out of prison, got this dumbass to take some dudes prosthetic leg, win
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>>592469017
mostly drunk
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>>592469332
Mostly?

Reason i ask, is that I have had sex with a couple of cars, beetles to be precise. Wondering if there is a fellow mech here
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>>592461239
Meh. He'll never know the difference. He'll even feel the same bond as a father given your genetics are so similar.

You should totally tell them on his 18th birthday, but only if he ends up successful.

If he ends up gay/fucked up, drink yourself to death
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>>592469201
Never change anon.
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>>592469688
I say mostly because I kinda enjoyed it, but never tried it again
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Pulled the tag off a mattress cause i thought i was tough, stayed inside for like a week from paranoia
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Took a dump in my neighbors mailbox a week ago, because Fuck his loud ass dog barking all the time
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i teach newfags how to triforce everyday
it is my mission in life
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>>592469942
How did you watch that? I couldn't make it past the first 10 cringy minutes when the guy was skipping around like a poof.
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>>592453681
>convince new kid to skip class
>take him to my friends house(friend was at school in class, checked before we left the school)
>show him how to break into Friends house
>tell him where he keeps his drugs/money
>about $120 in cash and 2 oz of high grade weed
>give the new kid $20 worth of the weed and 10 bucks
>take the rest for myself


To make it worse:

>call friend i just stole from
>he still in class
>tell him i want a dub sack(to clear myself as a suspect when he inevitably finds his stash gone)
>he says he'll skip his test because im such a bro(this is where i began to feel bad about the situation)
>i meet him half way between the school and his house
>Him and I walk to his house while he tells me how good this chronic he got is (im high as shit on said weed as we walk)
>get to his house
>i wait outside
>comes out pissed as fuck
> "DUDE SOMEONE STOLE MY SHIT"
>me "wtf no way!"
>i then proceed to "help" him narrow down the suspects
>I convince him it was a kid who i know doesn't like him
>He confronts the kid
>the kid doesn't even care he is getting blamed for something he didn't do
>kicks the shit out of my friend(while a crowd of people and I watch)

I still hang out with him
Almost all of our mutual friends know i was behind the whole thing
No one tells him
He's still salty about it, we talk about it all the time


pic related, his face when he came out of his house to tell me his stash was gone
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Raped my girlfriend.
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>>592470546
guardians of the galaxy was good tier, god tier for marvel
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Actively and deliberately, knowingly killed an otherwise relatively healthy woman. Didn't watch her die up close, though.
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Had a dog lick my dick when I was 15, I was so horny it was like torture and I was in homeschool so no gf potential at all.
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>>592470862
greentext please!
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>>592470863
Doesn't the constant orchestra music irritate you tho? It doesn't stop.
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>>592470546
I watched it because a friend mentioned a talking racoon when we were talking about raccoons. If they hadn't I would not have watched it. The raccoon was kick ass though. The racoon and the tree made it an overall nice movie in my opinion.
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Stole all the mailboxes in my neighbourhood in one night because I needed material, they never found out but I was fucking paranoid until 1-2 months later.
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Lol, so many normies in here

>be me
>be 16-ish
>live in quintessential redneck town in Alabama
>lurk /b/
>unwittingly get hooked on cheese pizza (particularly shota pizza)
>find myself staying up until 4AM waiting for someone to make threads
>back then they could stay up for almost an hour before the mods took them down
>fapped to them until my dick ran out of ammo
>consider suicide multiple times
>as the years pass however pizza threads get rarer and rarer until they're almost extinct altogether
>think to myself "maybe I can finally straighten out my goddamn life"
>nope still craving cheesy pizza
>frequently have vivid erotic dreams about it
>consider suicide again

1/3
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>>592471187
>Raped my girlfriend.
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>ctrl f
>search for killed a man in reno
> 0 matches

im not mad im just disappointed
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2/3

>April 2011
>my town (Hackleburg, AL) gets torn a new asshole by an EF5 tornado
>entire neighborhoods leveled, bodies everywhere
>my house survives
>help with the relief effort to seek survivors
>eventually see what appears to be a shoe sticking out from under a smashed dresser cabninet
>lift cabinet off to see what's underneath
>it's a fucking dead kid
>can't be older than 10
>clothes are ripped to shit but oddly seems to lack any terminal injuries
>apparently he died from neck fracture from hitting the ground
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>>592462660
Nice. I could totally comprehend every damn word you typed!
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>>592471290
>needed all the mailbox's in the neighborhood

what the fuck for?
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>>592455860
>implying that's a bad thing
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>>592471187
No. I felt like shit afterwards. Not a pleasant memory.
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3/3

>horror is suddenly suppressed by raw, abominable sexual lust
>whyamiabouttodothis.avi
>plsno
>no one is around
>in a possessed trance rip off all his clothes revealing is tight shota body with silky smooth skin and a round bubble butt
>cock becomes beyond diamond hard
>plow him doggystyle like a rabid beast while light rain trickles down our bodies
>heart beating like a machine gun
>absolute nirvana as I pump my seed into his tight creamy asshole
>repeat two more times and head home
>balls feel noticeably empty thereafter
>while in bed that night have a complete dearth of thoughts
>just cold, deadening silence
>fall asleep
>live with stigma for the rest of my life

And that's the story of how I fucked the dead body of a tornado victim. Goodnight /b/.
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>>592455126
I hope it wasn't rape :^)
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>>592471414
elaborate please
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>>592453681

Use to act like a dog for some reason. Would shit outside until i got caught, but at summer camp i saw another kid acting like a dog so i waited til we were alone behind the racquetball courts then shoved him down pissed on him and howled. Was scared shitless i was gonna be arrested but i guess he never told
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>>592454797
you win at life
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>>592471395
>>592471495
>>592471604
Amazing
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>>592454463
Story plox!!!
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>>592455899
..heh.
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>>592471577
do it for /b/ros
it's time to share and come to terms with it
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In first grade this kid brought in his Mousetrap game which is that complex board game with all the parts. I was helping him break it down and a spring shot away and only I saw it go. Didn't want to admit that I'd lost the spring so didn't even look for it. Never told anybody about this until now.
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>>592465240
Thats not fucked up,thats just fucking rude.
Fuck you,i swear,you are the most shitty person in whole thread.
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>>592471604
Nobody noticed hurricaneboy had a load of jizz up his ass?
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>>592471546
For material. I build statues of metal and earn money, but I don't have much money so I just improvise
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>>592471687
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>>592453681
I found 4chan /b/ in '06.
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>>592472226
what a faggot
post one of your shitty mailbox arts plz
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>>592472087
Dude, why would you even admit that? The F.B.I. will hunt you down now. You need to flee the country while you still can.
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>>592471604
10/10 congrats
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>>592472263
so you where shitposting?
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>>592453681
i post le funny bananas
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>>592466457
did you ever get money
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stuck a stick up a cats arse. it died.
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>>592472523
The page
http://www.mudgeebusiness.com/art---recycled.html
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>>592472952
Wow, you are pretty good anon!
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>>592472672
were* before some fag corrects me
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Kinda stuck between cheating with a friend for over a year and jerking it to legit bestiality on a daily basis.
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>>592471290
material for what?
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>>592472952
not bad but i still someone still dox's you and you have to pay for all the metal you stole

this is now a find the mailbox faggot and ruin his life thread
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>>592471395
>>592471495
>>592471604

Holy shit. Thread over. This guy wins.
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>>592471290
mfw
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>>592472952
Scratch that, after looking at your page I would say you are damn good!
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>>592462660
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>>592473366
that was easy
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>>592473121
>>592473344
>>592473366
Are you serious? I create art with junk. Do you think people care if something as unimportant as a mailbox gets taken? Besides I needed money back then.
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>>592453681

accidentally peed in my cousins mouth when i thought i needed to cum.
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>>592473490
I knew I shouldn't have posted it
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>>592473669
i need metal.. is it ok for me to come and steal your fish and make my robo didlos out of it?
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>>592471395
>>592471495
>>592471604

Jesus Christ.
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Me 20 years old. Had a fuck buddy that cheated on every boyfriend with me. When on her 17th birthday i got her pregnant mistakenly, told her to get an abortion she couldn't do it so shes currently 7 months pregnant and her boyfriend thinks its his.
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>>592473650
>650▶
>File: Untitled.png (869 KB, 930x619)
Kek look at the name of the sculpture, you have lost
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>>592473669
I am >>592473121
I don't know about the other two but I do not judge. Its not like it was my mailbox. I think you do good work. If I had extra money I would buy something from you but I am broke. Sorry.
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>>592473889
I don't care, I already sold it.
Also why should I even care, a bunch of people in 4chan cant do shit. You were the ones who asked
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>>592474223
Thanks
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>>592471604
I guess you....rocked him like a hurricane....
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>Everything?
>OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...
>but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.
>I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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>>592471604

Dude, nooo. NOOOOOOOOO
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>>592474348
ohhh i thought you might have a chance but i dunno about that now
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>>592473801
I still support you stealing mailboxes
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>>592471463
I killed a man in Reno
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>>592471604
horny/10
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>>592471604
>And that's the story of how I fucked the dead body of a tornado victim. Goodnight /b/.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>592471604
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>>592474426
kek We are all going to hell.
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>>592474426
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>>592474426
top kek
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When I was in 7th grade I took a shit on the seat in the bathroom. Picked it up with some TP and smeared it on the walls, put some on the floor in the next stall, and some on top of the divider between stalls (walls were painted bricks).

Dumbass me left my lanyard in the stall and got caught and had to clean it up. Fuck that was a terrible memory.
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>>592474501
>>592474564
Please take a closer look at the title of the fish statue I posted.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>592474426
*tornado
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>>592471395
>>592471495
>>592471604

what

the

fuck
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>>592453681
I once poured Capri Sun into a glass.
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>>592475142
fuck you
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I once had sex with a cat.
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>>592475142
I... Why would you do that?! How are you this twisted? Jesus, I bet you like regular milk instead of chocolate milk.
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>>592475142
Cold ass nigga on a scooter
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>>592471395
>>592471495
>>592471604

Well, that's enough internet for today...
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I killed a rabbit slowly by breaking all of the bones in its limbs then twisted them off. Then I skinned it alive.
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>>592453681
>be me around 9 sister is 7
>beta as fuck bullied at school
>me and sis not so close bu watching t.v. is parents room
>on parents bed
>start playing a game where she copys what im doing
>play for some time then i pull down my pants
>hard af for a kid
>she does the same
>i stick it in
>she says it hurts and i pull out
>never talk about it again
>hope to god she forgot about it
>regret it everyday
>mfw i fucked my little sister
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>>592453681
I once baked a cake in the shape of a baby and cut it up afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71U2jJp09w
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Not so extreme, but i once slept with homeless people because I was drunk and i had to wait for a train. At this time I couldn't take the plane with my friends because of a lung problem.
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>>592474426
no he tore his ass like a tornado
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>>592469201
Dammit, now I have to watch the movie again. Thanks.
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>>592464384
I accidentally elbowed a baby in the face when I was at a friend's house.
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I once sniffed my teachers chair and jerked off while on my knees just licking and sniffing the chair, just casually continued my day after.
Btw the teacher was female, and 8/10.
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>>592475480
There was this kid at my high school who fucked his friend's cat in the ass. Then his friend's mom walked in. Some way or another this spread through the entire school.

There were also daily announcements made by the school's AV team that were broadcast all over the school at the start of the day. One of them had an interview with the kid who fucked the cat about something. Right at the end of the interview, they put in a "MEOW" sound. As soon as I heard it, you could hear the whole school of around 2000 students erupt in laughter.
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hard to say. shitting into a paperbin 3 times on my balcony is for sure one and that I jizzed for years on my carpet and doors. man this crusty shit was hard to clean before I moved out...
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>>592454797
Steve?
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>>592474445
love you, chunk
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>>592476055
kek
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>>592453681
I convinced a dude I work with to talk to planned parenthood with is pregnant 17-yo gf. He came back saying she had an abortion. So I kinda got a 17-yo chick to have an abortion.
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>>592475988

Let's do it again sometime, bro
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>>592471604

you lucky bastard
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>>592474445
Do the truffle shuffle
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20, at university. Girlfriend told me she had been raped by a dj in the student bar. Grabbed him one night after the bar closed. Balaclava. Out to the local woods. Tied him to a tree. Broke both legs with a baseball bat. Left him there. Found two days later, no leading it back to me. Ruined his life. Girlfriend none the wiser. Turns out she lied. First time I ever told anyone this.
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>>592476166
Hahaha oh shit man, the poor dude.. At least I didn't get caught like him
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I shot the sherrif
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long live tornado guy!!
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