We just lurk because too lazy to post tits
We exist dude
Dunno who that is, sorry
Because the steps are too much.
1. Find femanon
2. Confirm she is femanon
3. Double confirm she is femanon
4. Give up after discovering it's a man
5. Raid your liquor cabinet
6. Come to terms with the fact no one will want you let alone some guy from 4chan.
7. Lurk 4chan
8. Give up on prospect of ever getting femanon
The eight stages of 4channing.
No sideburns, sorry to disappoint.
The reason everyone here thinks there are no femanons is because they ask for tits and the honest to god truth is that most of us are too lazy. If you're too self-conscious to post tits on 4chan then they really ARENT on 4chan. But we are here, we just lurk for the sake of laziness or ruining threads with people asking for tits or some shit. We're here. It's just secret-ish.
In my 25 years on this planet and 5 on 4chan I've noticed these steps are almost absolute.
Nothing against women just the unfortunate reality is I'm 6/10 and the women around my range want 8-9/10. They won't back down from that until they're in their 30's and realize they have to settle because they're not in the same range as what they want. By then they're bitter or cat ladies.
>why aren't you dating a 4chan girl?
tumblr teens are more fun.
They're cool but man they can be unstable as hell, it's fun but you'll have to put so much fucking work into it
Tfw I found the perfect Tomoko but shes MIA now
7/10 even if it was a boy would still take to go see the Hobbit, then dinner at a nice restaurant and would walk to the doorstep only to deny a kiss because I ain't no kissin man hoe.....
There was a stat someone found somehow that suggested that 4chan is around 45% female or something. I'd guess the ratio is lower on /b/ than other boards, but yeah.
That said, the reason for asking for tits is simple - in most other threads where girls say "femanon here" they're looking for attention - after all, being female is actually kinda irrelevant to most threads. So they're punished for revealing their gender by asking for tits.
I'd be asking you for tits right now if this wasn't a thread directly about girls on 4chan, so whatever.
I should have mentioned that I've met girls who lurk 4chan, but it's always IRL (then finding out they're a chantard) and not the other way around. I agree it's a mixture, just like any other online semi-nerdy community.
you need longer hair and make up, you literally look like 14 year old boy.
Same here, about half I meet irl are actually like minded people, not all faggot neckbeards... although I sense some hidden perversions in all of them, they same is true with most peoeple anyway, including myself
You fucktard, how else are we supposed to present ourselves after people say shit like "I bet you dream about unicorns too" and how half the people here dont believe there are even femanons here?
often true, but been with current gf for 10 years. When we met her hair was bright pink (and mine was blue). I don't dye mine anymore, but she sometimes still does the tips pink.
>you literally look like 14 year old boy
>saying this like it's a bad thing
Have you considered that she just took the picture now and she's not dressed up for any outing or anything? Not to white knight or anything, I think she's a bit of an attention seeker but whatever.
>why aren't you dating a 4chan girl?
BECAUSE SHE WON'T ANSWER MY EMAILS
All I was saying that all the girls I dated so far had dyed hair and were insane.
Not ruling out that there are any who are sane. Kinda why I'm giving this last one a chance before giving up on it.
That's not pessimism that's facts of life.
Here's 3 easy questions to determine if you're 4channing right.
1. Do you have a femanon gf?
2. Because question 1 is irrelevant because you don't. Do you have a properly stocked liquor cabinet?
3. Why not? (Refer back to 1 and 2)
Answers in order.
3. Because I'm a lonely neckbeard (for both 1 and 2)
Post bra cleavage to prove you're not a dude @ least. With all the traps it's easy to see why neckbeards have trust issues. This proves you're a girl without totally exposing yourself or proves you've had the hormones. Bra + shoulder shape is definitive proof. Until then; you're officially a boy.
Who said I have a dick, you Cunt Lord.
I could be a uniq now take off your fucking clothes.
You're the one who blatantly established you have a fucking vagina and now you're giving us a reason to harass you.
Welcome to the internet you stupid bitch.
Why, yes, I am also female. I am too terrified/lazy/feminist to post any proof or tits though.
>inb4 nobody gets my sarcasm
I'm not an attention-whore, people just seemed to think there were no femanons here. But you know why? Think about it, would YOU be motivated enough to take a picture of your chest with a timestamp everytime you wanted to post on 4chan? No hard feelings but its just tedious and stupid. That's why we dont seem prevalent here, we just lurk. I understand the tits or gtfo thing because of ACTUAL attention whores, but be kind enough to assume that we're not all like that.
If you weren't an attention whore there wouldn't be a reason to mention that you're female or post a pic. No, what you're saying isn't a reason. You're attention whoring to "prove a point."
Post was obvious bait
I've never really brought up 4chan, but considering her attitude and mannerisms, it would not surprise me if she was a 4chan grrl.
Why you do dis?
oh wow, those are bigger than I would've guessed. Very nice!
Seems like you have it all worked out then? At least you are embracing your neckbeard status. I could try to argue how I have a gf and have no need to stock up the cabinet, but lets face it, she dumped me and I prefer hard drugs. Else I would not be wasting this much time on here... At least I'm not a fat jobless neckbeard anymore, not that I am implying you are all that, just something I had to overcome to find the confidence to get a gf in the first place. My main motivator was being too scared of land whales crushing me in bed, that helped a lot
I posted a pic because everyone, at the beginning of the thread, was assuming there are no femanons
Of course we all know its false to some degree, with the sluts or landwhales, but there are decent girls on 4chan and the thread was originally about "why arent you dating a 4chan girl"
Hey I are maleanon don't hit on me you silly girls :^)
Don't speak for me you Uggo Waffle™.
Anon at any moment you decide how much you want to give to the opposite gender. You keep trying and stop being a neckbeard you're not being true to yourself and if you can't be true to yourself how can someone else be true to you?
I like sitting in my room on 4chan having lulz. When a woman appears in my life who likes to do the same cool beans but I'm not holding my breath.
If you have the social skills to do it then do it. Shoot for the stars go for the gold the worst thing a girl can do is say no. All the while I'll be here laughing at 10/10 posts and waiting for femanon to find me.
Can you show us your ass/whole body. No need for nudity just need to look at dem curves.
q: how old r u? I only wanna know cause if $age>18 no save pic
welcome new friend
Coming from tumblr. U shitposted on it. I came here and I liked it.
>Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
>Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
>Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
Hell yea motherfucker! Let's do it.
You make a good point anon. I wish I could find a gurl like that, but they sure are scarce and hard to find.
Best of luck to you then, just make sure you do not miss the opportunity when one such a woman comes your way.
You can only be as happy in life as you allow yourself to be, and if you are truly content and do not determine your happiness off casual society standards then I admire you for that
Is that a nigger? I don't even fucking know... either way, I bet she was pretentious as shit. Nice catch Bond.
Don't you guys usually bitch about girls who are stupid? Feels like you are setting yourself up for failure.
Dude, I have my own fat ass to watch, no need for yours. Cute teenage girl on the other hand, with sold tities, is something I crave.
Why aren't you dating Squidward?
>I was born a gurl and a boy, does that count?
cause i had no idea there were girls on /b/, ladies lets rape the churches a burn the social whore flies. we shall invent a new world order based on anarchy and anime. kung fu karate and judo are going to be mandatory ladies.
Nah, this thread is just one faggot who wants 15 year olds, another faggot who got talked into partially showing her tits because she has no personal worth and because someone said her face resembled that of a man, and recounting struggles with authenticating the "girl" you have talked to is actually a girl and not someone neckbeard rubbing his tits.
My vagoo is underdeveloped so I actually had surgery to shut it off... Still have a utero tho. Don't think you will find both genitals fully developed and working on one person because of hormones. So you asking for a dick pic then feg?
>be the one who got her to post tits
She was easily exploited enough, don't judge my trying to hog the hotty for tit pics.
Getting girls to send me their tits is one of my hobbies.
>Became a massive faggot for Uggo™ UNDERBOOB.
Not even tits you sad lonely little niggerfaggot.
This stupid fucking website has made me a more quality girlfriend. I keep in mind the general man hive mind and I keep in mind the shitty things that women are apt to do sometimes, and avoid doing those things. I get the other side of those shitty situations where girls just say "oh, he's a jerk," when really, she probably was in the wrong to. 4chan is all bad. Furthermore, what does that say about you if you're here?
What can I say, it really was your seductive fedora and philosophical prowess that brought upon my primal urge to (almost) post a pic of my tits. You're irresistable, anon.
>implying I'm not eating homemade C^3 with a sprinkling of salt on them and a tall glass of cold milk
it smells like a bait but i'll bite
first of all a real girl doesn't need to know that shit cause she naturally doesn't do that shit
if your personality is that crappy u'r already a lost cause
for us guys this is our natural habitat this is normal for us
for you u'r just a disgusting piece of filth
>"as a female on 4chan"
OMG the hypocrisy is beautiful
I'm not seeking attention of virgins and I'm no whore; telling me you're also a female isn't going to make me feel any more inclined to ..well do whatever it is you even want from me, lel
I don't give a fuck about your shit american principles with ''slut shaming'', ''fat shaming'' and feminism. She is a slut and she deserves the hate.
I don't have anything to prove to anyone, so you can consider me a man, I don't care.
This. Also it's a good crash course in learning how not to take shit personally or be grossed out. The 7 or so years I've spent here have actually made me a better feminist because I can more easily keep a cool head and not get drawn into pointless arguments with people whose minds I'm never going to change anyway, instead saving my energy for things I can actually do something about.
There are like 10 threads a day in this shit hole about women being generally insipid, and you tell me that the general consensus here is that women don't "naturally do that shit"? Are you new here, friend? If this is indeed your habitat, how could you not notice those numerous threads I mentioned earlier? Also, if this IS your habitat, why do you argue like a bunch of women over stupid-ass shit?
kek I think not. It's never for science... Just do some browsing, I'm sure you will find pre opp pics of both genitals, I've seen some before.
I basically look like some asian dude with no beard. Never had to take hormone supplements thankfully. Just somewhat feminine but with no tits... god I wish I grew tits
If this is the quality of the girls you go for? I'll pass, thanks nigger. Oh, and by the way, you're still a massive niggerfaggot, hell you might be a grade A double-niggerfaggot.
you fucktard, this is the same point I've been trying to make here. dont h8 m8, call me a slut if you must but theres no reason to rage like a flaming fag lol
I don't "deserve" anything
Its not the fact that she showed the tits, its the fact that someone told this bitch she was ugly and THEN she posted her tits even though she had maintained she would not be showing tits before that point.
You moron. I was using my body to confirm that I wasn't a fucking man because the thread was originally a bunch of fags claiming there are no girls on /b/. I could care less if they like it or not.
>I ain't no kissin man hoe.....
I'll use that one to deny a kiss, I'm curious towards the result
HAHA. Do you realize that they know there are girls here ? How stupid can you actually fucking be ?
That's fine. There are feminists and there are feminists. If someone wants to take the word of every crazy person who calls themselves a feminist, there's nothing I can do about that.
yes I'm truly devastated, brb slitting wrists like the poor emo teenage disaster I am
If my feelings were gonna get hurt then why tf would I be on 4chan? fuck off newfag. Oh and btw, I did get compliments, but I sure as hell ain't here to be pretty
>tfw when I'm a woman
I dig the sluts breh. Love 'em. Quality girls don't suck dick like fully automatic fuck machines. I'm okay with being a lonely old prick, memories of broken chicks taking out their frustrations on someone they hate but can't resist is so much better than the emptiness of logical relationships.
tl;dr I will most likely die alone; am the reason for Tumblr
No, see, i don't give a fuck if she flashes her tits, makes no difference to me, I take offense because she only showed the tits after someone insulted her fucken face, so, even though she didn't plan on it, she showed her tits to keep the attention-ball rolling. Post your tits or don't but don't be goaded into it for fuck's sake.