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why aren't you dating a 4chan girl?

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why aren't you dating a 4chan girl?
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>>592385402
our thread 404'd before i could get her number
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I dunno, I'm open to it, but the nature of 4chan makes it kinda hard to meet people.
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>implying there are girls on 4chan
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MODS
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Fat
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Because theres no girls here, only neckbeards and permavirgins
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I cant get anyone to date. I'm pretty much a failure.
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I''d date this one
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>>592385402
because i am a 4chan girl
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>>592385694
>>592385924
We just lurk because too lazy to post tits
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>>592386145
Can I put my penis inside of you?
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>>592385402
80% look like they drag catapults to Gondor
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>>592386392
that's still a 1/5 chance
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>>592385402
Because a 4chan "girl" is either a 14 year old with his junk tucked between his legs o a 30 year old hairy dude with his own shit smeared all over his chest.
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>>592386167
pretty eyes, but those brows could use a bit of work
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>>592386167
fuck off, megan
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>>592385402
because she's probably just as gross as i am
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>>592386520
not just my chest
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Becaus I'm not into 14 yo edgefags
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Girls on 4chan .... sure
I bet you also dream about unicorns
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>>592386520
We exist dude
>>592386814
Dunno who that is, sorry
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Because I'm not into 14 yo boys with their dicks tucked between their legs
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>>592386082
dyed hair usually means they cray-cray
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>>592387110
sorry about sideways lul
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>>592386921
kekekek
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>>592387110
looks like you have sideburns
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>>592387110
Inb4 trap
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Oh god fucking bait...
Seriously post the banna's again, fuck this gay girl shit....
I swear to god theres only 4 people on /b
And im three of them.
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>>592387110
sauce?
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>>592385402
Because the steps are too much.
1. Find femanon
2. Confirm she is femanon
3. Double confirm she is femanon
4. Give up after discovering it's a man
5. Raid your liquor cabinet
6. Come to terms with the fact no one will want you let alone some guy from 4chan.
7. Lurk 4chan
8. Give up on prospect of ever getting femanon

The eight stages of 4channing.
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>>592387110
Boobies please my good lady?
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>>592387452
:c
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>>592387452
why so niggative
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>>592385402

I keep my personal and professional lives separate thank you very much.
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>>592387110
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mfw I am
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>>592386921
Fucking kek
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this is already maximum cringe...
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>>592387873

ayy lmao
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>>592387346
No sideburns, sorry to disappoint.
The reason everyone here thinks there are no femanons is because they ask for tits and the honest to god truth is that most of us are too lazy. If you're too self-conscious to post tits on 4chan then they really ARENT on 4chan. But we are here, we just lurk for the sake of laziness or ruining threads with people asking for tits or some shit. We're here. It's just secret-ish.
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>>592385402
They don't exist
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>>592387590
>>592387600
In my 25 years on this planet and 5 on 4chan I've noticed these steps are almost absolute.
Nothing against women just the unfortunate reality is I'm 6/10 and the women around my range want 8-9/10. They won't back down from that until they're in their 30's and realize they have to settle because they're not in the same range as what they want. By then they're bitter or cat ladies.
>True story
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>>592387110
Jesus Christ you're a fucking idiot.

Never NEVER show or try to prove you're a female on /b/ that's a fucking trap all in itself.

Sage thread for Attention Whoring femanons
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Ahem...
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>>592388037

You're a boy tho.
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>>592387452
there's your problem faggot... you skipped a step:
9. an hero on cam
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>>592385402
i mean i would if i could
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>>592385638
i've met like 9 4channers irl
Some were autists, some were pretty cool people
i became friends with like 4 of them
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>>592386167
this
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>>592385402
>why aren't you dating a 4chan girl?
tumblr teens are more fun.
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>>592385402
They're cool but man they can be unstable as hell, it's fun but you'll have to put so much fucking work into it
Tfw I found the perfect Tomoko but shes MIA now
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>>592388037
You look like a fucking dude.
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>>592387415
glad this isn't a YLYL thread
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>>592388037
>We're here. It's just secret-ish.
nigga stop acting like you are some kind of alien.
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>>592388361
Ya what this guy said pretty fucking simple to control but still open minded and fun, usually
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>>592388037
7/10 even if it was a boy would still take to go see the Hobbit, then dinner at a nice restaurant and would walk to the doorstep only to deny a kiss because I ain't no kissin man hoe.....
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I'm straight and not into traps
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>>592388283
>>592388404
no she doesn't!!!!!
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>>592388037
There was a stat someone found somehow that suggested that 4chan is around 45% female or something. I'd guess the ratio is lower on /b/ than other boards, but yeah.

That said, the reason for asking for tits is simple - in most other threads where girls say "femanon here" they're looking for attention - after all, being female is actually kinda irrelevant to most threads. So they're punished for revealing their gender by asking for tits.

I'd be asking you for tits right now if this wasn't a thread directly about girls on 4chan, so whatever.

>>592388326
I should have mentioned that I've met girls who lurk 4chan, but it's always IRL (then finding out they're a chantard) and not the other way around. I agree it's a mixture, just like any other online semi-nerdy community.
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>>592388313
Step 9 is only for true attention seeking faggots.
Into the trash it goes.
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>>592388037
you need longer hair and make up, you literally look like 14 year old boy.
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>>592388326
Same here, about half I meet irl are actually like minded people, not all faggot neckbeards... although I sense some hidden perversions in all of them, they same is true with most peoeple anyway, including myself
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Because I am dating a 4chan girl and have since September.
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And they're called fucking Chan Girls, not 4chan girls.

What the fuck, OP?
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>>592387182
This is true.
All the girls I dated had dyed hair, all of them were insane.
>Tfw might soon get into a relationship with another one
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>>592385402
HEY, BUT SERIOUS QUESTION, if a girl you knew irl turned out to be a /b, would you change your mind
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>>592388437
You fucktard, how else are we supposed to present ourselves after people say shit like "I bet you dream about unicorns too" and how half the people here dont believe there are even femanons here?
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>>592388591
Fair enough. Would still recommend killing yourself if you have such a pessimistic outlook you feel the need to share on here
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>>592388794
If a girl was a bee then i would be a wasp fucking her, dream cometh true
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>>592388714
What's something to mention about it
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>>592388749
often true, but been with current gf for 10 years. When we met her hair was bright pink (and mine was blue). I don't dye mine anymore, but she sometimes still does the tips pink.
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>>592388656
>you literally look like 14 year old boy

>saying this like it's a bad thing
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>>592388911

top kek
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because they r all just pretty dudes...*sad face*
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>>592388656
I'm not putting on makeup for a pic for 4chan. How bout you show me your fatass neckbeard instead? But y'know, get the crumbs and shit out of it first.
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>>592388656
Have you considered that she just took the picture now and she's not dressed up for any outing or anything? Not to white knight or anything, I think she's a bit of an attention seeker but whatever.
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>>592385402
>why aren't you dating a 4chan girl?

BECAUSE SHE WON'T ANSWER MY EMAILS

GOD

DAMN

IT
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>>592388037
you look underage b&, but I expect you'll be a cutie in a couple of years
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>>592389191
Creeper.
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>>592386392
Made me lol in the cafe I'm at, people are looking at me wierdly now.

Also, my friend is dating a /pol/tard girl. They exist.
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>>592388884
this ain't no call of duty here hoe, all you'd get to hear is tits or gtfo.
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>>592389191
Maby you should try not being a creeper next time faggot. Sometimes the casual approach works better mane
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>>592388037
You're not a fucking representative for vaginas
shut the fuck up and take your shirt off
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>>592388037
Daryl Hall?
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>>592385402
They don't exist
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>>592388974
All I was saying that all the girls I dated so far had dyed hair and were insane.
Not ruling out that there are any who are sane. Kinda why I'm giving this last one a chance before giving up on it.
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>>592388908
That's not pessimism that's facts of life.
Here's 3 easy questions to determine if you're 4channing right.
1. Do you have a femanon gf?
2. Because question 1 is irrelevant because you don't. Do you have a properly stocked liquor cabinet?
3. Why not? (Refer back to 1 and 2)

Answers in order.
1. No
2. Yes
3. Because I'm a lonely neckbeard (for both 1 and 2)
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>>592389434
Thank you, Anon.

Do as he says, wench.
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>>592389092

Post bra cleavage to prove you're not a dude @ least. With all the traps it's easy to see why neckbeards have trust issues. This proves you're a girl without totally exposing yourself or proves you've had the hormones. Bra + shoulder shape is definitive proof. Until then; you're officially a boy.
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/b/ is nice because can talk without gender. that's one of the draws for me.
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>>592389092
If you really want that I'd show you. But tits first.
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>>592389434
>>592389503

This shit is why we can't have nice input from femanons. Can you fuckers for once not listen to your dicks
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>>592389626
Shut it virgin. If you want whores to stay and talk go to /soc/ or something.
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>>592389626
>I'm a fucking chick too
doesn't mean I support this retardation
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>>592389626
you get input from femanons all the time, they just don't say they are femanons sort of like you didn't say you were a dude.
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>>592389092
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>>592389626
Who said I have a dick, you Cunt Lord.

I could be a uniq now take off your fucking clothes.

You're the one who blatantly established you have a fucking vagina and now you're giving us a reason to harass you.

Welcome to the internet you stupid bitch.
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Why, yes, I am also female. I am too terrified/lazy/feminist to post any proof or tits though.
>inb4 nobody gets my sarcasm
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>>592389123
>>592389381
>>592389434
I'm not an attention-whore, people just seemed to think there were no femanons here. But you know why? Think about it, would YOU be motivated enough to take a picture of your chest with a timestamp everytime you wanted to post on 4chan? No hard feelings but its just tedious and stupid. That's why we dont seem prevalent here, we just lurk. I understand the tits or gtfo thing because of ACTUAL attention whores, but be kind enough to assume that we're not all like that.
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>>592388037

show us your penis
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>>592389959
If you weren't an attention whore there wouldn't be a reason to mention that you're female or post a pic. No, what you're saying isn't a reason. You're attention whoring to "prove a point."
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>>592389733
>>592389791
>>592389818
>>592389924

Post was obvious bait
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>>592389959
>implying you have to state your gender in every post.
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>>592389505
all I'm posting
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I've never really brought up 4chan, but considering her attitude and mannerisms, it would not surprise me if she was a 4chan grrl.
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Because there are no girls on 4chan.
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>>592389092
kek
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>>592390149
qt3.14/10
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>>592390118
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>>592390149
Femanon plz.
Why you do dis?
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>>592386392
/thread
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>>592390149
timestamp
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>>592390149
hot
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>>592390149
oh wow, those are bigger than I would've guessed. Very nice!
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>>592390149
I respect your energy. I can't even reach for my camera....
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>>592389499
Seems like you have it all worked out then? At least you are embracing your neckbeard status. I could try to argue how I have a gf and have no need to stock up the cabinet, but lets face it, she dumped me and I prefer hard drugs. Else I would not be wasting this much time on here... At least I'm not a fat jobless neckbeard anymore, not that I am implying you are all that, just something I had to overcome to find the confidence to get a gf in the first place. My main motivator was being too scared of land whales crushing me in bed, that helped a lot
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>>592390149
Underboob is best boob
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>>592390097
>>592390141
I posted a pic because everyone, at the beginning of the thread, was assuming there are no femanons
Of course we all know its false to some degree, with the sluts or landwhales, but there are decent girls on 4chan and the thread was originally about "why arent you dating a 4chan girl"
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>>592390149
more!!!!!!
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>>592390149
Who knew our butterface had such a nice body. Damn
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Hey I are maleanon don't hit on me you silly girls :^)
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>>592390500
sorry about sideways lul
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>>592388037
Don't speak for me you Uggo Waffle™.
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>>592385402
>4chan girl?
>4chan
>girl
kek. there are only faggots on 4chan.
No girls.
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>>592389959
Only someone who has been a man would be so stupidly avid and manic to prove they are a girl or be so radical feminist about their gender. . . When did you get the surgery?
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>>592390149

Thank you. I believe you. Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
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>>592390500
Neckbeard/10
>WELL PLAYED SIR
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>>592390486
awww, I think she has a cute face
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>>592387415

Underrated post
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>>592390500
you look like my buddy named Cliff irl.

kek.
but nice beard, Anon.
would comb/10
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at least she has the answer to her question
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>>592390588
don't forget traps motherfucker. traps make up 90% of 4chan
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>>592390450
just how new are you?
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>>592390730
yeah...."she"
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>>592390747
this
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>>592390597

LOL THOSE TITS

Trust issues ahoy bro, dem hips. She is true girl.
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>>592389959
good point
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>>592390747
Traps are faggots.
All of them.
No exceptions
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>>592390654
With makeup she might be a solid 7, maybe 8 if ass is nice. Then again make up can work wonders.
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>>592387415
Yea, what the fuck is up with that? I saw a few here and there a couple days ago, but there was literally, like the actual use of the word, literally 20 of these threads up.
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>>592390888
trips confirms its true
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Why are all of your whiteknighting for and complimenting a guy? I can't even lurk straight.
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>>592388037
How old are you anon?
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>>592390418
Anon at any moment you decide how much you want to give to the opposite gender. You keep trying and stop being a neckbeard you're not being true to yourself and if you can't be true to yourself how can someone else be true to you?

I like sitting in my room on 4chan having lulz. When a woman appears in my life who likes to do the same cool beans but I'm not holding my breath.

If you have the social skills to do it then do it. Shoot for the stars go for the gold the worst thing a girl can do is say no. All the while I'll be here laughing at 10/10 posts and waiting for femanon to find me.

LIQUOR AHOE!!!!!
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>>592391110
12
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>>592386167
STAMP OR GTFO!
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>>592390729
You wouldn't happen to be Angela?
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>>592391116
>but I'm not holding my breath.
good call
>waiting for femanon to find me.
good luck with that
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Girls ?
4chan ?
Where ?
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>>592385402
They smell like smegma and suicide
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>>592390149
Can you show us your ass/whole body. No need for nudity just need to look at dem curves.

>pic unrelated
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>>592390149

Hey this is

>>592389505

&

>>592390608

You should definitely snapchat me your skype

johnkramerlives
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>>592390149
Underboob is best boob
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>>592387110
Tits or u r a Trap!

captcha : meesidn declaration
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>>592390339
I've seen this picture before but it just raises so many fucking questions with the main one being; why?
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>>592386082
>laterz
Confirmed shit-tier.
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>>592390654
huh... gayyyyy
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>>592391110
17
>>592391262
nope, in bed
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>>592391331
Pic related, it's anon's curves
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>>592388037
You have beautiful eyes , but your jaw looks weird.
Total honesty.
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>>592390149
q: how old r u? I only wanna know cause if $age>18 no save pic
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>>592391331
What the fuck is this and why do I kind of want to do it?
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>>592391363
lolol naaaah I shouldn't.
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>>592391426
http://www.string-emil.de/

welcome new friend
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They don't exist
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>>592391604
yeah you should bitch, im gonna rape you just like you want to. come on, you know you want my hot seed inside your wanting pussy
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Coming from tumblr. U shitposted on it. I came here and I liked it.
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>>592391537
we all have flaws dude
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>>592391580
My best guess is that it's naked Russian bicycle jousting. I'm not good at guessing.
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I'm dating 2, get fucked.
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>>592390149
Timestamps that can be a bitches tease you got from Kik for all I know, Daryl.
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>>592391604
you definitely shouldn't
but you should do this >>592391331
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>>592391685
ew
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Obviously if there's a picture of tits in the thread that's indisputable evidence it's her amirite
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>>592391580
its fucking naked flaming bike jousting you nigger
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>>592391749
>implying any anon has a gf
kek
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>>592390608
>Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
>Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
>Beeteedubs, killer peejays.
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mmmm okay I'll go back to misogyny in a sec my keyboard hand just needs to take care of something first
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>>592388037
no lie but you're a real cutie
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>>592391705
age is not a flaw, now out with the info
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>>592385402
caus they are 40 year old guys that are into scat n stuff
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>>592391800
>>592391712
Hell yea motherfucker! Let's do it.
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>>592391604

You so should tho
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>>592388037

Omg you're so ugly.
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>>592391116
You make a good point anon. I wish I could find a gurl like that, but they sure are scarce and hard to find.

Best of luck to you then, just make sure you do not miss the opportunity when one such a woman comes your way.

You can only be as happy in life as you allow yourself to be, and if you are truly content and do not determine your happiness off casual society standards then I admire you for that
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>>592386082
tits
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I dated a girl who knew what 4chan was but she never used it. FUCK YOU SONCERRAE DAVIS
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agreed
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>>592387182
cray cray meens good cray cray sex
just watch out they dont kill you and always have a backupplane when you are in the room with them
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>>592392007
>SONCERRAE DAVIS
sounds like a nigger,
you're better off without.
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>>592391952
Anon, on this day I challenge you on thine honor. The joust will be held in Minsk, Valentine's Day. (we'll both be free then)
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>>592387415
heres just 1 person
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>>592392007
>SONCERRAE DAVIS
Is that a nigger? I don't even fucking know... either way, I bet she was pretentious as shit. Nice catch Bond.
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>>592392061

always remember your back-up plane
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>>592387110
tits or gtfo

>inb4 trap
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>>592392108
Yea... how bout Reno? I can do Reno.
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>>592390149
Omg i almost see youre boobies omg lol my friends r gunna b uber jelly xD
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>>592392193
yeah you need to get realy far away from them
so back up plane
i always have one next room if i have a insane girl
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>>592392163
>>592392104
Lol she was like 90% German and like 10% native american. Yea I agree I just wished I didn't waste months being with her.
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>>592386167
Claire Briggs
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>>592386392
Made me kek
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>>592385402
because it turns out she has a penis
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>>592388361
Don't you guys usually bitch about girls who are stupid? Feels like you are setting yourself up for failure.
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>>592386145
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>>592385402
Because out of all the women I've met, the ones that browsed 4chan were pretty high on the disgusting scale.
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>>592392254
Reno's far enough from Serbia... How about Madrid?
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I was born a gurl and a boy, does that count?

>inb4 tits, I have none ;_;
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I did and she was acruelly hot. Only sucked my dick for like 4 months. She wanted to save her v card til marriage
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>>592389880
Being facetious does not edges make.
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>>592392518
then pussy
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>>592385402
They probably live in the US and A
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>>592392496
I don't think I could do that, like not even joking. I have about tree-fitty to my name since my tuition.
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>>592392518
No faggit if you dont gave tits with dick on the side, then your a fagget
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>>592391529
Dude, I have my own fat ass to watch, no need for yours. Cute teenage girl on the other hand, with sold tities, is something I crave.
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Why aren't you dating Squidward?
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>monitoring this thread
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>>592391791
>>592391965
I didn't post tits to prove I was the same person, but to confirm that I'm female, as requested. And I really don't care if I'm ugly, that was never the point
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>>592392690
same reason as 4chan girls. THEY DON'T EXIST
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>>592391553
Nice jeans shit head, did that wash travel here with you from the 90's? Fucken A.
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>>592392518
Dickgina or gtfo. Always wanted to see a herm.
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>>592392518
>I was born a gurl and a boy, does that count?
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>>592387110
Yokota high book in the back
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>>592392633
k den. I guess I am a feg since I play with my dick mostly. Or does that just make me a dude? I get confused a lot
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>>592385402
See pic
>>592390149
Ty, love the pj's
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>>592390149
She will post more. I guarantee it.
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>>592385402

i'm good with my pinterest girl thanks. there's only room for one unhinged hikki in this family.
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>>592388974
>tfw
>no image
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>>592392656
Who said it's mine?
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Why aren't you fapping now?
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cause i had no idea there were girls on /b/, ladies lets rape the churches a burn the social whore flies. we shall invent a new world order based on anarchy and anime. kung fu karate and judo are going to be mandatory ladies.
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This thread is about to go down. wait and watch
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>>592392749
Without a valid timestamp you could can still be a boy, I bet you are beating your dick off to this attention, Ted
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>>592392911
Can we please get picture proof?
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>>592392625
so...we're not gonna joust naked? DAMN YOU STORMCLOAKS
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>>592392821
yes they did, ur point?
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>>592392948
I said I'm not. There's a whole internet out there, so go back to your futa hentai faggotron
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Why aren't you dating a guy who masterd BDSM?
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Is Jared in here?
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>>592392725
Nah, this thread is just one faggot who wants 15 year olds, another faggot who got talked into partially showing her tits because she has no personal worth and because someone said her face resembled that of a man, and recounting struggles with authenticating the "girl" you have talked to is actually a girl and not someone neckbeard rubbing his tits.
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>>592393110
That's okay, I already told you I'm not posting any more 'cause I'm in bed and not willing to get up and get a timestamp and take a pic when I'm coooozy so yeah sorry~~~
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>>592393135
Girls don't know about futa
This niggas a boy!
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>>592392948
This. Insult her, tell her they are droopy, she will probably unleash the taco is you make her second guess herself enough.
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cz any girl who goes to 4chan is the lowest kind of creatures ever existed
hell i wouldn't even want to be near those sad fucks
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>>592393196
Shit, you're right!
>ESC
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>>592393328
/thread
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Why aren't you eating some cookies?
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>>592390149
As a female on 4chan, fuck you. Stop seeking the attention of virgins on the internet you ugly whore.
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>>592393113
My vagoo is underdeveloped so I actually had surgery to shut it off... Still have a utero tho. Don't think you will find both genitals fully developed and working on one person because of hormones. So you asking for a dick pic then feg?
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>>592391838

>be the one who got her to post tits

feelsgoodman

She was easily exploited enough, don't judge my trying to hog the hotty for tit pics.

Getting girls to send me their tits is one of my hobbies.
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She did have some nice under boob though.
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>>592392749

U should post your tits. Make everyone forget you are.
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>>592387110

what he means is that pretty/hot 4chan girls dont exist.

u mind as well be a trap/male with that face.
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>>592385402
>tfw still in love with Jam chan
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>>592393583
Obvious Virginity confirmed.
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>>592393196
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>>592393283
Or that was wasn't even you, Larry. Hows that hairy chest treating ya?
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>>592393505
>Became a massive faggot for Uggo™ UNDERBOOB.
Not even tits you sad lonely little niggerfaggot.
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>>592393328
This stupid fucking website has made me a more quality girlfriend. I keep in mind the general man hive mind and I keep in mind the shitty things that women are apt to do sometimes, and avoid doing those things. I get the other side of those shitty situations where girls just say "oh, he's a jerk," when really, she probably was in the wrong to. 4chan is all bad. Furthermore, what does that say about you if you're here?
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guise look @ me am I approved by every1 yet plz verify my existence
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>>592393507

Pussy on the internet? MOAR!!
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>>592393505
What can I say, it really was your seductive fedora and philosophical prowess that brought upon my primal urge to (almost) post a pic of my tits. You're irresistable, anon.
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>>592393454
This.
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>>592393873

Should see my fedora in person bb
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>>592386145
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>>592393472
Nigga post both then your face I wanna see what the effect of both hormones do to the body/face... For science!
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>>592393453
>implying I'm not eating homemade C^3 with a sprinkling of salt on them and a tall glass of cold milk
Fuck yea.
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>>592393708


Nope, just she's ugly as fuck.

Show her tits would forget How ugly she is.
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>>592393454
femanons needs tos bes niceses tos eachs othersss
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I know like 6 girls from Whatsapp.

2 of them used to date guys from 4chan too
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>>592393851
it smells like a bait but i'll bite
first of all a real girl doesn't need to know that shit cause she naturally doesn't do that shit
if your personality is that crappy u'r already a lost cause
for us guys this is our natural habitat this is normal for us
for you u'r just a disgusting piece of filth
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Hope everyone enjoyed the
Bait....
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>>592385402
I prefer my women mentally stable
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>>592394136
no u
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>>592386167
>We just lurk because too lazy to post tits

Traps aren't girls faggot
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>>592394136
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>>592393454
Why the rage bitch? Dont you know slut shaming is wrong?

Now, show us your tits.
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>>592390888
Thi
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Found out my wife is a former 4channer...and a /b/ girl too.
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>>592393454
>"as a female on 4chan"
OMG the hypocrisy is beautiful
I'm not seeking attention of virgins and I'm no whore; telling me you're also a female isn't going to make me feel any more inclined to ..well do whatever it is you even want from me, lel
>>
Considering that the reaction to a tit pic nowadays usually is not "state your business" but "MOAR", why would any femanon stick with it?
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>>592393668
if that's u, can I get ur number?
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>>592386392
fucking lol'd
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>>592394397
Im a girl btw
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>>592393763

She was SO proud though. That's the reward.

Should I post other tit "gets" so you'll be good & hard?
>>
Jared here. What's up /b/
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>>592385402
Because there is no such thing.
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>>592394346
I don't give a fuck about your shit american principles with ''slut shaming'', ''fat shaming'' and feminism. She is a slut and she deserves the hate.
I don't have anything to prove to anyone, so you can consider me a man, I don't care.
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>>592390149
>Too lazy
>Implies can post tits
>Takes cleavage shot
>Implies not actually lazy
>Tits or Gtfo faggot
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>>592394518

Hi Jared
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>>592394399
u posted a picture of your tits after several seconds of pressure
sounds like a sloot to me
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>>592393986
fedorafag master race>>592393986
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>>592393328
femanon here, and you got a point, i wouldnt want to date myself either
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>>592393851
This. Also it's a good crash course in learning how not to take shit personally or be grossed out. The 7 or so years I've spent here have actually made me a better feminist because I can more easily keep a cool head and not get drawn into pointless arguments with people whose minds I'm never going to change anyway, instead saving my energy for things I can actually do something about.

captcha: perod
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>>592394399
As an anon, shut the fuck up. Cunt.
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>>592394136
There are like 10 threads a day in this shit hole about women being generally insipid, and you tell me that the general consensus here is that women don't "naturally do that shit"? Are you new here, friend? If this is indeed your habitat, how could you not notice those numerous threads I mentioned earlier? Also, if this IS your habitat, why do you argue like a bunch of women over stupid-ass shit?
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>>592394500
I guess this is just for you then, enjoy!
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>>592385402

They're attention whores, I know a few. They're either boob flashing whores or weebs. Sometimes both.
>>
Why aren't you eating some watermelons?
>>
>>592394399
I'm telling you I am a female so you know that, from a female's point of view, you're a disgusting creature. Using your body to get attention is pathetic.
>>
>>592385402
cause of the mods

all i want is a qt3.14 to snuggle and watch movies with and sleep with every night in my room till my chest pops open
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>>592394046
kek I think not. It's never for science... Just do some browsing, I'm sure you will find pre opp pics of both genitals, I've seen some before.

I basically look like some asian dude with no beard. Never had to take hormone supplements thankfully. Just somewhat feminine but with no tits... god I wish I grew tits
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>>592394129
Nah, we spend a lot of our time making sure we didn't step on anyone's feelings to keep up status quo, no reason to do it here.
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>>592394764
Because it's January in Minnesota and watermelon is expensive as fuck right now.
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>>592385573
>>
> /b/ = anon (usually)
> anon/femanon (no confirm)
> gender, doesn't really matter if advice/info/ irl xp /etc. Is useful.
> never forget what /b/ is.

Then, read the rules please.
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>>592394774
Im a female too, stop embarassing yourself
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>>592394506
If this is the quality of the girls you go for? I'll pass, thanks nigger. Oh, and by the way, you're still a massive niggerfaggot, hell you might be a grade A double-niggerfaggot.
>>
>>592394836
This.
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>>592394590
you fucktard, this is the same point I've been trying to make here. dont h8 m8, call me a slut if you must but theres no reason to rage like a flaming fag lol
I don't "deserve" anything
>>
>>592394861
Minnesota, im up in Cloquet. Small world.
>>
>>592394346
Its not the fact that she showed the tits, its the fact that someone told this bitch she was ugly and THEN she posted her tits even though she had maintained she would not be showing tits before that point.
>>
>>592394500
Tits or gtfo

Funny....my wife wrote my name on her tits when we first met and said she wasn't leaving. Now in hindsight I see where that came from....
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>>592394945
k den suck my cock u filthy whore
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>>592394836
Fucking gold. Confirmed.
>>
>This triggers the woman
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>>592394809
Well now, thanks for the description.
>>
Girls exist on here. But girls, dont give into these virgin faggots' demands. Be yourself and ignore their desperate cries for a picture of you.
>>
>>592394997
Aww, you ok bae ? Are you mad because you didn't get compliments ? Go take a selfie and post it on facebook, hoe
>>
>>592395006
Mankato here, sup man
>>
>>592394774
You moron. I was using my body to confirm that I wasn't a fucking man because the thread was originally a bunch of fags claiming there are no girls on /b/. I could care less if they like it or not.
>>
>>592394651
I was with, you and then you dropped that word.
>>
>>592395154
>Not sure if bait or whiteknight
eitherway kill yourself
>>
>>592395154
If you need to be reminded of this you're going to do it eventually
>>
>>592393034
Because I've fapped so much recently that I've lost sensation in my cock.
>>
>>592394997
You deserve this dick Lil piggy
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>>592395221
Also, im girl so i know what im talking about
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>>592395190
Well its 0 degrees out and my car wont start. Fuck work, lets surf 4chan.
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>>592388468
>I ain't no kissin man hoe.....
I'll use that one to deny a kiss, I'm curious towards the result
>>
>>592395221
HAHA. Do you realize that they know there are girls here ? How stupid can you actually fucking be ?
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>>592394637

I try. Too hard.
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>>592395308
Give it up, your look like a flailing retard
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>>592395154
Feminist here (feminazi as you like to call me)
This person is right, glad to find someone who can think
>>
>>592395445
That looks like a lump of fucking clay held up to their chest.
>>
>>592395337
This. I stopped in this thread because no-self-worth-chan was baited and flashed her tits and i laughed.
>>
>>592395249
That's fine. There are feminists and there are feminists. If someone wants to take the word of every crazy person who calls themselves a feminist, there's nothing I can do about that.
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>>592394774
>Using your body to get attention is pathetic

What happened to "my body,my choice"?

Mind your own fucking business. She can do what the fuck she wants.
>>
>>592395281
Kek. Hitting too close too home for you?

P.S. the pizza grease oozing out your tear ducts is delicious.
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>>592395311
Damn straight.
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>>592395185
yes I'm truly devastated, brb slitting wrists like the poor emo teenage disaster I am
If my feelings were gonna get hurt then why tf would I be on 4chan? fuck off newfag. Oh and btw, I did get compliments, but I sure as hell ain't here to be pretty
>>
>>592395532
You disgust my inner bomboo
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>>592395622
Definitely bait
>>
>>592395445
moar m'lady *tips rodger fedora*
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>>592395611
She can do whatever the fuck she wants, I don't care. She can also kill herself.
But that doesn't mean I cannot judge or ''slut shame'' her.
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>>592395576
Touche i guess, i suppose i don't know you, so i can't ascertain if you are fucken nuts or not. I hope your not.
>>
Have we forgotten she said she's underage
Captcha: AssPro
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>>592395006
>>592394861
Damn, I'm in Minnesota too, in Hutchinson. Just got home from work, so I think it's time for a drink, and to forget about this fucking -10 degrees weather.
>>
>>592395576
I wish feminism was something I still wanted to identify with. Fucking extremists ruin everything.
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>>592395787
And thats why men should die
>>
>>592395795
Depressed sometimes, but not really for MUH SOJINY related reasons. I like to think that I'm not completely nuts.
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>>592395711
You got compliments from perma virgins men would not touch your filthy dick, harry
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>>592395863
>tfw when I'm a woman
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>>592394637
lol, I just now clicked this one. I saw the fedoras in the thumbnail and assumed it was a guy. You look very cute in that one.....except for the fedoras.
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>>592395863
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>>592395774
No real comeback. A true cornerstone for a neckbeard virgin. Kek.
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>>592394951

I dig the sluts breh. Love 'em. Quality girls don't suck dick like fully automatic fuck machines. I'm okay with being a lonely old prick, memories of broken chicks taking out their frustrations on someone they hate but can't resist is so much better than the emptiness of logical relationships.

tl;dr I will most likely die alone; am the reason for Tumblr
>>
>>592395611
No, see, i don't give a fuck if she flashes her tits, makes no difference to me, I take offense because she only showed the tits after someone insulted her fucken face, so, even though she didn't plan on it, she showed her tits to keep the attention-ball rolling. Post your tits or don't but don't be goaded into it for fuck's sake.
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