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So /b/, I put up a CL ad pretty much saying I was looking for

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So /b/, I put up a CL ad pretty much saying I was looking for someone to show me how to fuck a women properly. I got a bite after awhile and she asked to talk on kik.

I will add pics of our convo, so you can decide if I am about to get my kidney stolen or if I am going to have the time of my life.

pic related, pic she sent me first up
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>>592150329
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>>592150435
First pic from Kik
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>>592150329
>>592150435
She's not too bad looking, pretty hot to me.
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I would risk a missing kidney for that.
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>>592150511
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>>592150595
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break her in half bro
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>>592150681
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>>592150791
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she's gonna eat your dick off dude
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>>592151002
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She's gonna give you the run around
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>>592151143
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>>592151275
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>>592150329
What category do i post this ad under on craigslist?
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Post cock
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>>592151362
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>>592151362
OK OP, this is I getting weird
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>>592151547
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>>592151629
i LOVE ME A GOOD OLD FAG ;3
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>>592151598
your weird.

>>592151629
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>>592151760
that is all.
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Keep going OP this is hot
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>>592151760
She's hot as fuck too hnnggg can you get us a pic /b/ro?
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Holy Fuck OP, this is either the Holy Grail of MILFs or the start of an Eli Roth movie.
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My dick is diamonds.
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Pretty good OP, how old?
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>>592151990
KEK

>>592151918
ikr hnnnggggg
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>>592152050
same
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You sound like you're applying for a job interview or talking to your friends parents are something. Fucking uncomfortable
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>>592151894
So this is the last pic I got.

wut do /b/? should I see what happens and put my self on a donor list for kidneys?
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>>592152119
Fuckin' do it ye cunt.
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I wonder what her husband thinks about all of this
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not bad, OP.. not bad
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>>592152119
What category do i post an ad under? i just want to trade pics
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>>592152119
ravage her m8
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>>592152119

do it faget
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>>592152119
Looks like you might have a fun time lined up...
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>>592152247
Op here, m4m category.
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>>592152182
your gonna get tied up, then fucked up the ass. or beaten to death.

meet her in public, not her house, nothing. if it isnt her, or someone else is involved, leave right away.

sorry but she writes like a man
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>TFW you'll never have sex or lose your virginity, especially with such a horny woman
>TFW you'll more than likely have to pay a used up hooker for sex if you ever wanna lose your virginity
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>>592152433


yeah that's definitely not a good way to go OP. better listen to this anon and play it safe.
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>>592152119
I would ask to meet in a public place first, just to make sure she's legit.
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>>592152119
request a time stamped face pic, that way youll know if this bitch is real or not
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>>592152433
>>592152618
>>592152629

Thanks for the advice anons, I will do this next time we start chatting.
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>>592152433
this bro is keeping it real, I'd bring backup, for first week. so you don't end up a missing person. sounds too good to be true. b8 and switch
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i'm fucking ripped right now and this thread is fucking gold man
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She's fixating on the cum....seems weird to me...do it anyway
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Don't trust her about STDs. You think that she has only been with her husband for 20 years, and yet, she is ONLY looking you up on Craigslist? And she hasn't had a test recently??? Don't be stupid, demand she get a test done, or use a condom. Pussy is great and all, but many STDs last forever. Do you really want to deal with the agony of dating with herpes for the rest of your life?
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>>592152433

THIS! I would also add you should tell a friend before you go.
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>>592152367
Haha
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>>592153276
that's a good advice
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I really wanna show my dick to people, is there a way people can Kik me so I can do this?
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Too good to be true (she will kill you)
no woman is that perfect
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>>592153276
Yea, I was thinking the same thing anon. I'll bring some with me and chuck it on anyway.
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Give me her kik OP
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>>592152119
you're going to get a taser while she sucks your cock, then you will get robbed, and liked raped by her husband. Or maybe by her and the husband, you never know. But in the end it comes out the same. The same feeling of abuse. Feeling used, then neglected. Your asshole hurts, and the corners of your mouth feel stretched out. And you weren't allowed to cum, so your nuts hurt, nd your cock won't go fully soft. So you are left weepong to yourself until the next morning, when housekeeping lets you out of the bathroom, and you can leave the hotel on your walk of shame.

I'm meeting the same bitch again this week. Shit was so cash. Hope you're into roleplaying.
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>>592153617
hey op, you got any tattoos or scars? we'll keep a look out for you on gore/ync/liveleaks
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This is brilliant.. But this cunt of a thread will 404 soon.

Make sure you keep up the updates OP.

If that really is her, all credit to you, fuck the shit out of her.

If its not her, let them know my details, I'll need a liver soon the way I'm going, yours will do just fine.
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>>592153276
Fuck this, fill her pussy full of cum OP.

Knock her up if she is still fertile.
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>>592154336
im not op dude wrong comment
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I've hooked up with a number of older women, and they tend to write more like guys our age in general; I think it's generational or something. Also, they are very direct. This could definitely be real.
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>inb4 OP is kill
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>>592153699
tell a buddy to wingman over the next 3 weeks, make sure he knows when you're going over and check in when you get out. never not tell your spotter where you're going and stick to the plan.
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>>592154336
Op here, No tattoos. though I have a scare on my left elbow from when I fell off a bike and the skin healed weird, its all smooth and shiny.

Ty for caring
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>>592154787
show us your cock; wanna see what you're working with faggot
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>>592154889
Working with about treefiddy.
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>>592151894
I know the convo did not stop here OP. Where is the rest??
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>>592155030
not bad; how old are you? I'm rooting for you buddy; make sure you have a wingman. if you need eyes in the sky let me know
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>>592150329
OP here, so what I am going to do is next time we start talking. I'll request to meet her in a public place first and tell a mate as it gets closer to the day

ty anons for the help.
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dude post the craigslist add im gonna do this too sounds so cash .
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>>592155465

Good luck to you. Hopefully a good experience.
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>>592155465
turn on your phone's recorder and send that shit to dropbox; you'll be a god+ you'll have us avenge you if you get murdered
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>>592155214
I kid you not, after I sent the picture she said she would contact me later on.
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>>592150329
after reading all the details

sounds fun

stalk her house for a couple days and make sure the husband really leaves
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>>592155030
>>592155432
>>592154889

There you go anons the picture I sent her near the start of the convo
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>>592155906
I believe you. Sounds like you have a fierce cougar on your hands. I hope to see a thread from you Monday to give us the scoop.

Godspeed anon
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For what its worth..those are two different phone cases.
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>>592156132
NICE. dude stick it in her ass and make her regret letting you control the sex
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>>592156274
I have 2 different phone cases I swap between weekly.
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>>592152092
ya

dude is beta as fuck
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>>592156415
I think he was talking about hers lol
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>>592156648
Yes, but I am saying that If I swap phone cases then surely other people swap them too.
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>>592151760
>peak
shit nigga this girl is the mountaineering type
get all up on that shit
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>>592156204
I will try document and take pictures for an update later on if everything goes well.
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Have you reverse Google searched the photos?
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>>592156752
stop talking like such a douche

it really fails when you make mistakes like then/than and your/youre repeatedly
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>>592157157
I love you too
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The one good thing about the ID's is that it was easy to track who the OP was in comments.
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>>592157042
All legit in the eyes of google
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>>592152119
I've had sex with woman on craigstlist dude and honestely just fucking go to her house. You're fine. And it sounds like she's a freak and it's gonna be the time of your life.

DO it up man, you got lucky as hell. Honestly I don't think shes all that hot, but her attitude is and you are gonna have an awesome time.
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Ive fucked many girls from CL....usually not this upfront about it though
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>>592158225
Yea, I agree. She is no 10/10 but experience counts for something and plus nothing wrong with a mature lady.
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Hey OP
some things just seem a bit odd...
Maybe you should consider them first of all what age is she?

>She gets with a younger guy to avoid diseases
This is wrong, younger guys fuck around a lot more and are most likely to have an STD where as older guys are smarter and less likely.

>No drinking alcohol
She could of told you to drink more juice and eat more fruits, this is just a way of keeping your sperm "good"

>No masturbating
She wants to make sure you have a good amount of cum

>Show me how much you cum
She is checking how much you cum

>Fuck every single day for two hours
Making sure there is a 100% chance, a lot of people who try, do this

>Her husband has a problem and can't get an erection
He is useless and can't have babies

>Over 3 weeks
Because girls get their period once a month, the first week will be right after her period


Now put all this shit together OP, if you have not noticed it yet, she is using you to get her pregnant. Now i am no expert but everything she was asking you was similar to what a couple would do if they was looking to have a baby, keeping your sperm count high and healthy, fucking as much as possible for extra chance, husband being unable to get her pregnant. The blowjob seemed she threw out there because she was being too obvious and felt it as a reward or something for the husband to not find out about.

Either way OP i am sorry to say but she may just be after your sperm.

I doubt she will make you look after the baby and it is most likely for her and her husband. I feel it was so fucking obvious in all she said that i feel bad having to point such obvious shit out.
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>>592159141
Never ask a lady her age.

Valid points though.
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>>592159141
You made incredibly valid points, but he still wins in the long run.

Just dont let her know your real name, where you live, and change your number when you are done

Have fun with a cock hungry milf op!
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>>592159141
sperm bank? but why would she use some anon, for all we know op could have genetic makeup of ted bundy
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>>592159782
Well a lot of people hate the idea of not knowing what the father was like.
At least this way she can get to know OP and know how her baby will be. She is making sure his sperm is good for her and he is not some fucking junkie poor college kid trying to make a buck selling sperm.
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>>592159782
For all we know OP could be mentally retarded. Why risk that?
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>>592160031
she will make that determination at the first meeting
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POST PIC OF YOUR DICK
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>>592159422
I once saw a milf briefly, they'll tell you their age if their honest folk, and they have the upper hand w experience - anything you ask isn't anything they haven't heard before
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>>592160455
See
>>592156132
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>>592150329
dam anon, check in throughout the week I want updates. if she wants a baby like smart anon said, it's still worth it
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>>592159141
Masturbating lots does not really have a major impact on sperm count.
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>>592159141
Plus - No condoms
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