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:'(
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how it happened?, that a lot of stikers
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It could have been worse
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>>592149899
Nice Dubs OP.
How ya doin' there...?
You have great skin.
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>>592149899
how did you lost one of your legs?
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>>592150706
This is the best one of these I've seen.
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>>592149899
tits or gtfo
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Still beautiful
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>>592150498
Riding on back of friends bike and he crashed.

>>592150853
Not doing so great tbh.
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>>592151419
WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIEND?
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>>592151419
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon. On the bright side, there are some pretty cool prosthetic limbs out there now. You didn't ask for this, but you can at least make the best of it.
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>>592149899
Timestamp you dumb cow
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>>592151419
:( That's understandable... your emotions are valid.
What country are you from?
Was the healthcare ok?
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Roll Tide.
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>>592151419
well, one leg is still better than being dead
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Taking those stickers off is probably going to hurt more than the accident did
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>>592151613
He was wearing leathers and knew how to fall so he walked away fine.

>>592151708
thx
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>>592149899
That's a nice stump sock. Roll tide.
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>>592151755
Dont you mean:
>Timestump?
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post sharpie in pooper
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>>592151419
well if your american you probably sued him right?
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I like your stickers.
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>>592151419
Look on the bright side, you still have both of your tits
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>>592151939
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>>592152086
hahahahahhahahahahaha
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>>592152066
I am murican but didnt sue
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>>592151906
IT CAN'T RAIN FOREVER DEAR
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>>592151906
How terrible did he feel after all was said and done
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>>592152211
do you work at iHop?
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>>592152354
ugh
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Bike crash that sucks but what actually caused your leg to be damaged so severely it couldn't be saved? :(
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>>592149899
Cheer up, the human spirit is the last thing to die. be happy you are still alive. I'm sure you are still beautiful。。。( T_T)\(^-^ )
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>>592149899
I love you
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>>592151939
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>>592152898
He didn't feel too bad about it. The accident was sort of my fault. He warned me to lean into turns but I didn't pay attention and freaked out and shifted my weight to the wrong side during the first steep turn and threw the weight off balance. He tried to correct the bike but we ended up wrecking.
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>>592152211
did you have to pay half a billion dollars for them shop off your butchered leg?
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>>592153266
10/10 shouldnt feel bad, that is 100% your fault lol. Hopefully you will think in the future before doing something so stupid.
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>>592153067
>bike crash
yea, that couldn't have been it, mustve been some kitten that attacked her leg.
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>>592153447
One hell of a way to learn a lesson though..
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>>592153266
how bad was the crash? leg was badly broken or why did they have to amputate it?
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>>592153266
so are you female?
show tits or did you lose those too
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>>592153067
>>592153581

It was broken really badly under the weight of the bike. They tried to save it but it got infected and had to be removed.

>>592153324
Yes and I'm not even insured :(
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>>592153799
you had different color nail polish on each foot?

or repainted since cutoff
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>>592153266
you shouldn't lean into turns, just sit naturally and follow if the bike leans. anyway, he's retarded for letting you ride without protection and going fast thinking a girl wont freak out and mess shit up.
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>>592153266
Ha. Should have listened.
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Why the fuck would you come to /b/ for sympathy?
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>>592153799
>Did you pay with and arm or a leg

> dumb dumb ka'tskk.!!!
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>>592151708
deus ex reference everybody missed
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>>592153961
repainted
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>>592153266
Bummer. Nice toe nails though. Shellac?
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>>592153799
how long has it been? did you cry? have you gotten a prostetic or something? learn to walk again with it?
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>>592154097
you're such a cringeworthy faggot
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>>592153799
lol, I bet you just love not having to pay taxes for other peoples healthcare though
.
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>>592149899
Pretty cool.
You can get a robot leg now.

This is my fetish btw
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>>592153799
>>592149899

SO NO ONE ELSE NOTICED THAT ONE PHOTO IS A LEFT FOOT AND THE OTHER IS A RIGHT FOOT... OP is full of shit
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>>592154225
you cant walk with one leg you stupid fuck
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>>592154117
No, not shellac just cheap shit.

>>592154225
Accident was on Christmas eve, Amputation was on the 2nd.

Yes I cried. No prosthetic.
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>>592154494
They're both injured rights you fucking retard
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>>592154494
Learn to anatomy faggot
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>>592154515
How old are you?
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>>592154424
yea, it's like a helpless fucktoy. She cant run away, you can just put her away when you're done and she will be there when you come back.
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>>592149899
Don't cry. You still have your clit and that stump is a real turn on for some guys. The Diamond encrusted sock makes your leg look like Royalty. I wish I was your boyfriend right now so I could give you the big D and make you feel like everything was ok....I would worship that stump!
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>>592149899
>single leg
>gets doubles
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>>592154897
I think he means getting pegged by a stump
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roll tide
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>>592154891
19
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>>592150706
I'm fucking dying, this is the best one
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>>592154332
>>592154508

zero capitalization. proper punctuation. piece of shit attitude towards life and others.
i'm calling samefag
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>>592155088
Damn, that fucking sucks.
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>>592155088
So, old enough to show tits
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>>592149899
show us panties? Spread your leg
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>>592155247
>leg
Kek
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>>592155247
hearty kek
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>>592154952
This....
This is truly cringeworthy
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>>592155247
almost didn't get it
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Freaky stump. I'm into it.
Exhibitionism a little.. cool with that.
Scars? Everybody has stories. Like it.

But come on... she has pooh all over her.. not into scat.
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>>592155558
Forced it
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>>592154508
prostectic leg idiot.
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You should show us your tits OP. I want to remember you by how good your tits are, not how bad your leg is.
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>>592149899
Lemme get some dat pirate booty
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>>592155494
it's even cringeworthy if it's meant as troll
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>>592155941
Exactly
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>>592155665
no shit, way to ruin a 7/10 pun
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Op is gone
No tits for anyone.
You may disperse.
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that sucks I'm so sorry for that, I dunno what'd I do if I lost a limb that scares the shit outta me :( *hugs*
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>>592155665
That's what happens when I don't proof read.
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Hey, some people think amputees are fucking hot. You're alive, and that's something right?
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That sucks.. how old are you?
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>>592155494
That's right! She would be Cringing cuas my Dicks so BIG!!!
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Ever try this to get over it
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>>592156541
I already said 19

>>592156611
No I dont use drugs
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Did you steal a photo of Patience Beard?

Are you pulling our legs?

Are you Patience Beard?
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so... tits?
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Hey its not so bad? Maybe it will give you a leg up on other things now
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>>592156542
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>>592156968
Wrong leg faggot
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do the stickers cover up scars?
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now you can be a true pirate
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>>592155016
underrated post
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>>592149899
Paper cut from all those dam stickers
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>>592149899
You have a huge, multi million dollar lawsuit on your hands.

Get a good Jew lawyer and sue that fucking moron.
Idiots like him should not be allowed to own a bike. Any nOOb sack of shit should have know better to try and race around like a hyperfaggot with a novice rider on the back.

It's your responsibillity OP to keep this mouth breathing fast and furious assclown from hurting anyobe else.
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hey, see it from the bright side, you only need one leg to ride a motorcycle.
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Sexy foot too.
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>>592154494
you are a special kind of stupid, aren't you.
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Personally I think amputees are hot, don't ask me why I can't explain it. Maybe it's because their damage is on the outside, in plain view for everyone to see where mine is readily apparent.. or maybe I'm just fucked. Probably that.

10/10 would carry around.
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>>592149899
When you finish rehabbing it, get a pegleg. Then you can just strap a shoe on it backwards and shit to mess with people. And do shit like drop knives on it, so they stick, and people freak out..

And you GOTTA do the pirate thing. It's only a handicap if you can't work that shit.
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can you post more pics of your feet?
you have sexy feet
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>>592149899
Awesome feet...
Oh
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>>592149899
ROLL TIDE
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get naked. your still attractive
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>>592157665
I bet you tell pregnant women what to do and not do with their kids.
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>>592154494
it's a before and after cut.
the right leg got infected by a zombie bite, so they had to cut it off
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>>592157782
> feet
> plural
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>>592157782
foot*
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>>592149899
Your leg looks like pooh you dam bear lover
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>>592158075
shittyshoop/10
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>>592149899
>>592153799
id still suck yer toes
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>>592157965
If they're gonna have a one legged kid, yeah.
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>>592158075
if that's real, why santa didn't give me a gift?
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>>592158266
dont you mean toe?
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>>592154075
This post reminds me of the possible shit cuntery out there...
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>>592149899

I know this is likely a troll, and I also know its kind of poor /b/ form to actually 1) offer helpful advice and 2) acknowledge having skillsets/life outside of 'living in moms basement', but wtf, here goes;

You should know that there are several nonprofit groups that supply free prosthetic limbs to anyone who needs them, and that in the case of a transtibial amputation like yours, there is usually little need for an active myo limb and many durable passive limbs designs are even opensource and plans available online to build or have 3d printed yourself. You should look them up, there are a lot of very cool options lately. Professional advice would be to stick to a simple endoskeletal one at first, and play with various types of socket, particularly thermoformable ones you can adjust yourself until the stump settles in and stops changing shape as quickly.
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>>592158406
Each foot has five toes

You're bad at this.
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>>592149899
sexy foot too bad you lost the other one.
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did you mean far too many grammar nazis and feet lovers on a leg cut-off thread?
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I don't care if you lost your ankle. I would carry you over a mile of burning coals to slay your flit with my tongue
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>>592157447
Pretty hard to ride without using the rear brake.
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>>592158489
Based anon is based....Good job, I'm proud
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>>592158489
i come to /b/ very rarely these days, but every time i do i see a thread about amputees. when did this become a thing
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>>592158810
Since obamacare
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You still have one nice leg and cute foot. A prosthetic and you're good as new.
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>>592158938
ha
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>>592158955
>Anonymous 01/12/15(Mon)05:49:37 No.592158955 ▶
>You still have one nice leg and cute foot. A prosthetic and you're good as new.

and by irony of the destiny an ugly face. great thing she got a fucking cute foot.
and btw, her toes are really strange, like, look at the little toe, man... what the fuck is that nail?
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>>592149899
Do you feel the phantom limb?
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You have your knee still so whoop dee do.
99% of your life is unaffected.

Congratulations you have one of the least intrusive amputations and now you're eligible for the inevitable cyborg evolution when it first begins you lucky fuck.

If you get a crazy robo-vagina I'd have sex with you.
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>>592159343
Yes I do it feels so fucking weird
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>>592159343
lol, that's why she has a tinfoil hat on the stump
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so... no tits?
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still want to see a panty shot
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>>592154494
Step 1:Take a close look at your left foot. Notice the placement of the big toe. Now look at the foot in the picture. On what side of her foot is the big toe?....you should get it eventually.
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I really won't give a shit if I lose a foot or anything below knees seeing all the cool ass shit you can do with prosthetics.
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I was going to ask a question, but you've stumped me.
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>>592160289
she's the one that's supposed to be stumped about it.
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>>592160289
I'll go out on a limb here. Is this your first time trolling?
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you can get the coolest prosthetics shit out there, but still aint gonna be her leg. just try to think positive. Shit like this has to be hard, but you survived it and that makes you stronger. is up to you how you see it.
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>>592149899
Did they let you keep the foot as a momento? You could get it specially embalmed and keep it next to your favorite chair to use as a back scratcher.
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Stop being rude guys, she obviously cant stand up for herself
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how old are you OP
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>no insurance

If you can't pay you need to get a lawyer and file medical bankruptcy. Your credit will be shot for ten years but you appear to be young. You will get by.
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OP I almost lost my foot almost a year ago. Fucking mini-bike and I caught my foot in the chain drive. I lost 2 tendons, 1 artery, and broke it in 4 places where they had to put screws and a plate to keep it together.
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So I take it the hokey pokey was pretty permanent?
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The little piggies went to the market and never came home. Just like daddy
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How do you feel about your shitty team losing to a third string quarterback?
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>>592153991
HE's retarded for letting her ride without protection? Lol why is it his fault? she's the one who didn't put protection on.
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Shoes half priced?
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>>592161839
Leather motorcycle boots prevent this.
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>>592149899
>>592149899
> Atlanta
Hey OP, I'm in Clemson, wanna fuck?

I'll cum on your stump if you give me a footjob.
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>>592149899
Sorry, OP. Get well soon.
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>>592162730
that is the University of Alabama A, faggot. ROLL TIDE
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It's a shame OP cos you got a nice figure

Prosthetics are pretty bad ass nowadays. Don't be too glum, you can be a sexy cyborg
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I bet you sound funny in high heels
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>>592157051
carlos
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You guys lost to fucking Ohio State lmao.
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>>592162531
That's pretty much what everyone told me after the accident. First time out on a neighbors bike, I was only going to go around the block. Never would have imagined that it would go so bad.
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>>592162457
he's the one with a motorcycle license.
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OP is long gone faggots with your stupid stump jokes. And you still didn't get tits.
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Are we ignoring the nub puns nao
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>>592163207
ROLL TIDE
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Ur lucky I would love too lose a leg and get a bad ass robotic prosthesis, also going to school for engineering and then getting into robotic prosthesis development
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post soles OP
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>>592149899
Also here's my cock, hope it makes u feel better,
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>>592164464
that looks gross as fuck
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>>592164788
Yea large dicks covered in cum might have that effect but can't say no. 8.5 and 6.3 around
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>>592164464
>>592164464
Fucking wash yourself you filthy dumbfuck
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>>592164248
sole*
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>>592165089
I'll have ur mom lick it off
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>>592165089
Beta fag
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>>592155016
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had this happened to you 50 years ago you would be dead, bad medicine. Now, you are lucky, so much possijbilities, pic related.

plus, body is overrated, happines and self fulfillment come from you not your body... ponder that last idea.

body is just a tool, fool.
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>>592158938
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>>592165874
fucking wisdom, anon

well said

God speed OP, don't let missing a leg define you
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Yo, OP! Don't fret my friend. You've still got part of the digit under the knee, so that's an easy attaching point for a prosthetic. It doesn't even have to be an expensive one either. You could carve a peg-leg or contact a resin-caster and have him/her craft you one. It ain't over yet. The better you own this thing, the higher you will be thought of. Don't ever forget you're awesome.
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>>592166785
Oh, another idea OP. You could have an artist draw up a cool leg and bring the design to a resin-caster. http://www.cracked.com/article_21944_5-desperate-people-who-hacked-junk-into-life-saving-devices.html
Check out the first entry in this article. Chinese farmer loses his hands and creates his own robot hands. The only limit is your imagination, OP!
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