Hey /b/ so a friend of mine wants something from me. she needs

>>592110902
nudes?

bump for interest

Tell her you want her to put on a maid's outfit and scrub your bathtub! Hah! Mine is filled with goop.

>>592111100
No point shes ugly

>>592110902
We require pics, any pic wilk do, doesnt need to be her nude. Then we will decide.

>>592110902
my penis weenis of course :) HAHA

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>>592111444
Here

A quart of her blood that doesn't come from the vagina.

>>592111817
shes 1/10

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ask her to wear cat ears and a tail buttplug

>>592110902
What does she need? This ways in on what you can reasonably get.
but as >>592111211
this is always good.

>>592111817
Doesn't look terrible looking. What exactly does she want from you?

Ask her to peg you.

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bump with asians

>>592111962
She wants answer on a chemistry final. We have a large hall so its easy to cheat.

>>592112212
its like 40% of our final grade

>>592112212
tell her what do you think I want .....

>>592111444
Double Trips demands it

>>592112212
A blowjob will suffice

>>592111444
nice double trips m8

Demand the best blowjob of your life, tell her she has to gag on your dick or no dice

>>592111817
I was gonna say you require her to do a session on chaturbate, but I changed my fucking mind. I dont wanna see her naked.

just get a blowjob.

>>592112764
>>592112733
Im scared she might eat my dick off in the process. Have you seen her.

>>592112990
ugly girls try really hard to give good head. just teach her how to do it.

>>592112990

Give her a burger beforehand

>>592111817
You need her glasses...

>>592111999
nice double trips holy fuck.

Shrek 2 on DVD

>>592112990
In my experience uglly chicks tend to give the best head, but to be safe feed her first but not after midnight

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tell her so give you the old pepper patter

Does anyone have anything other than a blowjob

ask her to put her finger up your ass

>>592113580
Ask her to traffic some drugs for you

fuck her doggy that way you won't have to look at her face

>>592111817
Shit son, you should ask for a breakup in return.

>>592114241
not going out with her shes just there taking up three seats.

>>592114424
Rephrase that

>>592114549
three seats she takes up
while shes there
im not going out with her

>>592114424
Then tell her to leave you alone

>>592114723
Thats the first notshit idea /b/ has given me today

>>592114940
make her sign a contract for her first born

>>592114940
Tell her she has to seat and be forced to attentively watch you eat some of her favorite foods, without her getting any.
Whales like dem food

make her toss your salad

>>592112990
You haven't provided a decent enough picture for me to thoroughly rate the situation

>>592116071
I dont keep pictures of her. it might break my phone.

>>592111817
anal

seriously just fucking ask for her to DD you like 10 times. that would be worth almost anything i could imagine in return.

>of course I'm an alcoholic and love blowing all the money I have at shitty bars