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Hey /b/ so a friend of mine wants something from me. she needs

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Hey /b/ so a friend of mine wants something from me. she needs it so i told her that ill give it to her if she gives me something in return. so she asked What do you want? What should i ask for in return.
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>>592110902
nudes?
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bump for interest
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Tell her you want her to put on a maid's outfit and scrub your bathtub! Hah! Mine is filled with goop.
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>>592111100
No point shes ugly
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>>592110902
We require pics, any pic wilk do, doesnt need to be her nude. Then we will decide.
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>>592110902
my penis weenis of course :) HAHA
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>>592111444
Here
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A quart of her blood that doesn't come from the vagina.
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>>592111817
shes 1/10
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ask her to wear cat ears and a tail buttplug
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>>592110902
What does she need? This ways in on what you can reasonably get.
but as >>592111211
this is always good.
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>>592111817
Doesn't look terrible looking. What exactly does she want from you?
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Ask her to peg you.
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bump with asians
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>>592111962
She wants answer on a chemistry final. We have a large hall so its easy to cheat.
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>>592112212
its like 40% of our final grade
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>>592112212
tell her what do you think I want .....
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>>592111444
Double Trips demands it
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>>592112212
A blowjob will suffice
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>>592111444
nice double trips m8
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Demand the best blowjob of your life, tell her she has to gag on your dick or no dice
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>>592111817
I was gonna say you require her to do a session on chaturbate, but I changed my fucking mind. I dont wanna see her naked.

just get a blowjob.
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>>592112764
>>592112733
Im scared she might eat my dick off in the process. Have you seen her.
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>>592112990
ugly girls try really hard to give good head. just teach her how to do it.
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>>592112990

Give her a burger beforehand
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>>592111817
You need her glasses...
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>>592111999
nice double trips holy fuck.
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Shrek 2 on DVD
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>>592112990
In my experience uglly chicks tend to give the best head, but to be safe feed her first but not after midnight
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tell her so give you the old pepper patter
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Does anyone have anything other than a blowjob
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ask her to put her finger up your ass
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>>592113580
Ask her to traffic some drugs for you
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fuck her doggy that way you won't have to look at her face
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>>592111817
Shit son, you should ask for a breakup in return.
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>>592114241
not going out with her shes just there taking up three seats.
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>>592114424
Rephrase that
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>>592114549
three seats she takes up
while shes there
im not going out with her
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>>592114424
Then tell her to leave you alone
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>>592114723
Thats the first notshit idea /b/ has given me today
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>>592114940
make her sign a contract for her first born
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>>592114940
Tell her she has to seat and be forced to attentively watch you eat some of her favorite foods, without her getting any.
Whales like dem food
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make her toss your salad
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>>592112990
You haven't provided a decent enough picture for me to thoroughly rate the situation
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>>592116071
I dont keep pictures of her. it might break my phone.
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>>592111817
anal
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seriously just fucking ask for her to DD you like 10 times. that would be worth almost anything i could imagine in return.

>of course I'm an alcoholic and love blowing all the money I have at shitty bars
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