Forgotten carton thread pt. 3
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They nervous, they nebbish, they small, and the Populars don't like 'em at all. But that's ok, life is sweet. They cool. They the Off-Beats.
reposting from old bread
>there used to be a cartoon on tv but i never managed to find out what it was, this was roughly 25-30 years ago, some kid goes to bed, him and his dog get on a rocket and have adventures in space, they get back just in time for the kid to get back in bed and his mother calling him to get up for school, there was an episode where they visited a 2d planet, and the inhabitants went to war on each other, looked like papercuts and droplets of blood coming out, pretty brutal for a kids show really, anyone know?
and no not chalk zone, help me out bro's!
Have no pic, but does anybody remember Osmosis Jones? I'm not sure if that was the name of the cartoon but that was the name of the main character. It was about a white blood cell that was basically a cop for this guy's body and his sidekick was like a pill that turned into a robot. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
Someone post stuff from the other threads, there was some other really good shows in that thread
biker mice from mars
Mighty Max is by far one of the most overlooked cartoons. I've been watching episodes recently and i truly forgot how many episodes were movie homages. This episode is obviously inspired by John Carpenters The Thing. Theres another one that's very similar to highlander.
And the intro
Btw i remember a show featuring 4 monster trucks, one of them had a shark mouth in the front. And i think one of the caracters was a mummy for some reason yet i cant remember show's name.
What happened to the other thread? Didn't get to archive it.