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I'm bored. Get me nudes or make her fucking hate me, I don't

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm bored. Get me nudes or make her fucking hate me, I don't care
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Bored. let's have a little fun. Wanna swap pics?
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Since none of us are doing anything... what if we do something kinky? ;)
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>>591877240
Not gonna lie, I think you're pretty hot - wanna hook up Tuesday morning?
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>>591877743
Roll
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>>591877743
Rolling
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You ever jerk off a nigger?
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Look up Metal Dan, that is what I'm going to do to you tonight
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>>591877920
This
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I had a dream about you last night.
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Your doing nothing. Let me tell you somthing that I need you to keep confidential. Can I trust you?
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>>591877240
singles OP, you fuckin' moron
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So what size dildo do you prefer?
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Sluuuuutttttttttt
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>>591878024
Fucking winrar fuck yeah

>>591877920
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I know everything about what you have done lately and i'm gonna spread it to all your firends and family. I have all of the pictures and videos
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>>591877920
roll
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What does your pussy smell like?
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>>591877240
Show her my dick OP
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>>591877240
Would you like to wrap that tongue around my penis ?
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>>591878124
Winrar
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>>591877743
Rollasooo
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>>591878024
winrar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>591878117
Are you stupid? If I made the gets singles it would be too easy and there'd be so many things I'd have to say. Fuck off
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>>591878249
roll
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>>591878299
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How deep are you?
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>>591877743
roll
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What does your snatch smell like
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Do you think it's wrong to find little kids attractiuve?
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>>591877240
Let's have anal sex.
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Single didgets, retard.
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>>591877743
Rollll
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>>591877240
I want to put my penis in your left ear.
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Send me a pic of your poop
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34, 45, 51, 60, or 72
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>>591877743
Rolling for this
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>>591877240
I'll put something on your face to lick off
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>>591878024
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>>591877743
Still rolling
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>>591877240
>>591877743
rolllllin
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>>591877743
Rolling #1
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Do you wanna come over to my place and pull this nigger's dick out of me?
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>>591877743
Rolling #2
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>>591877743
I'll roll for this
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>>591878814
Can I chew your clit like a baked bean?
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What's the farthest you've gone with a retarded kid?
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My name is jeff
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Send nudes you fat cunt
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>>591877240
Fuck the bullshit...
We fucking or not ?
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>>591879084
OP here
Rolling for this
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gibe de pusi b0ss
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It's okay, I pull out
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>>591879134
WINRAR
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>>591878814
Horny as fuck and you got nothin better to do, send me tits.
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Please fuck me So hard in the ass
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>>591879134 winrar
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What's your dad's number? I want to fight that candy ass!
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Can I have your old tampons?
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I'm just fucking with you stupid. I didn't expect you to actually respond.
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Hold on, I'm gonna send you a pic of my Ass hole
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>>591878814
Hey, wanna go see a movie?
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Ever used a glory hole? I have.
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You wanna fuck? I need a quickie;)
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>>591878814
Well there went that.
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If you don't agree to fuck me right now I will kill myself
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>>591879808
Ah ok ok so would you prefer for me to fuck guy while you watched?
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I just found out I have a daughter
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Oh we're going to. No matter what. You're very special to me baby
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>>591879808
Ok. How about I cum on your face?
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>>591879808

"This song makes me sad about my life yet one of my favorite songs ever. Now that I realized that what if I don't have the mind and skill, do they still like me? I never met a friend that came up to approach me because on what they see. I know someday they will just me in a times that they don't need me. That's why I see and feel in my experience of studying because most of them says like this "Yes, let me join him/her in our group, that person is smart." But I can't also deny that there are still some right friends but the problem is we got belong for a very limited time, but their dealing towards me is superb and even though in a times that I weak. But right now I have stuck in a world I hate, I feel awkward and lonely most of the time. "
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>>591879808
RIP Nudes.
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>>591879173
roll for this, b0ss
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I need your help, you see I've always had this fantasy about having sex with a baby.
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January 4, 2015.
Several encrypted messages was intercepted from the following observatories within the timeframe of 16 hours.
Sloan DSS, New Mexico, USA
Bernard Lyot Telescope, Pic du Midi Obs, France
Liverpool Telescope, ORM, Canary Islands, Spain
Isaac Newton Telescope, Canary Islands, Spain

When succeeding to decrypt it was revealed that all messages contained a set of coordinates which points to the red supergiant Betelgeuse which is a part of the constellation Orion.


January 5, 2015
Number of active NASA employees increased by 20%, every telescope in duty with an effective aperture of over 3 meter is now closely guarded and controlled by NASA.

January 6, 2015
Further investigation of many new encrypted messages aswell as a very secret interview with not only one, but three former NASA employees who quit their jobs one day ago to spend time with their families reveal something very startling
As of January 7, 2015 a comet is headed our way and every calculation has proven a direct hit with earth.

The comet is 6.4 kilometers (3.9 miles) in diameter and is traveling at a speed of 339 kilometers (211 miles) each second
The comet is approximately 320,000,000 (195,000,000 miles) away from earth.
As of January 7, 2015 the celestial body will hit planet earth within 266 hours (18 January 2015).


The predicted impact zone of the comet is unknown.
It is estimated that an comet of this size and speed will cause the loss of 80% of the human population within the first hour of impact.

Thank you and good bye.
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I've got a gun to my head right fucking now, you wanna be responsible?
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>>591879808
Send dick pic with "cum git u sum fuk"
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>>591880034
yep
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It's not up to you bitch!
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wanna see me doing big cums?
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>>591880195
Lol oh fuck
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>>591880264
reroll
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>>591879808
I apologise for being so rude, I'm drunk as shit, and I think I left my manners in that empty bottle of whiskey.
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>>591880218
Fucking yes
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I'm seriously gonna kill myself if I dont have sex tonight. Do you know how it is to be a virgin for so long?
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>>591880370
roll
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>>591880351
re-reroll
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I just came on your yearbook photo
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>>591879173
rerolling for the b0ss
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Listen little bitch, if you're not letting me fuck you, I'll ask my pedofriends on 4chan to hack you and your parents bank accounts. Mark my words, these guys I'm talking about are serious business. So either it's your vagina belonging to me or it's you getting hacked!
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>>591880218
roll
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Pardon my sorry attempt at redemption after being shot down
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>>591880296
Rolling for this
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>>591879808
To bad because I'm already on my way. You do know you can track phones with kik right? Anyway see you in an hour.
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I should use 4chan to talk to girls too.

It might end up me getting laid.
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I'm gonna go savage on that Ass girl. Let me get all 12 inches of my fatty Johnson in your snatchy
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>>591880198
I wish it was real.
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These are my crabs Jose and tyrone
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>>591880947

"This song makes me sad about my life yet one of my favorite songs ever. Now that I realized that what if I don't have the mind and skill, do they still like me? I never met a friend that came up to approach me because on what they see. I know someday they will just me in a times that they don't need me. That's why I see and feel in my experience of studying because most of them says like this "Yes, let me join him/her in our group, that person is smart." But I can't also deny that there are still some right friends but the problem is we got belong for a very limited time, but their dealing towards me is superb and even though in a times that I weak. But right now I have stuck in a world I hate, I feel awkward and lonely most of the time. "
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>>591881150
Roll
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>>591880735

rerolling!
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Should I have consensual sex with your brother instead
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>>591880947
Sooooo basically would you wear a diaper for me? (I'll pay for the pack and you can keep the rest!)
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AIDS! EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!!!
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>>591880735
roll
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Here's her reply
Same gets as in my last post
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>>591881000
Trips checked, so 07 get
roll
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>>591881150
Lol rollin
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>>591880947
FFS OP let pros do the work
>Come on, let me put my peepee into your weewee. please respond!
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Left or right
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>>591881359
Winarrr
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OP here. I should probably tell you that I've known her a while and I've fucked with her with my friend a LOT. So she's probably just going to laugh off most things
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>>591881357
I'll roll for this
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>>591881000
rolling
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are you retarded
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>>591881386
y u laffin doe
bitch y u laffin
so gimme dem tits and suck yo thums
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>>591881150
Rolllll
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Left
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>>591881576
Well thats no fun, thanks OP
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>>591881449
Whoever their mom is
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>>591881150
Save it with the crabs op. Only way
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>>591881582
Roll
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>>591881150
roll for this
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>>591881449
right
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>>591881449
Yes.
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>>591881150
roll
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>>591881150
Why the fuck do you have crabs faggot
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>>591881449
yes
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>>591881676
Yo I got her number if you want it she's so much hotter its five o three nine five three three six seven four
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>>591881150
Fuck it. Rolling for the crabs
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>>591881150
rillil
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>>591881150
OP here. Rolling for crabs
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Why not?
>>591881150
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i will suck the fart out your ass like a bong hit
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>>591881967
Dont trust you at all
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Keep laughing and I'll do to you what I did to Paris
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>>591882200
Double 0 crabs are sent from god
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Ay girl lemme sniff yo pussy
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>>591881150
also add the text

'going to eat them like your pussy thry probaply even smell like yours'
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>>591881150
lold
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>>591882261
kek
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>>591881150
10+ replies on this and no hit? Cursed crabs bro
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>>591881150
This may actually work. the classic crab card
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>>591881150
rerawl
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>>591882198
just take it mofo
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>>591881372

roll!
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>>591881150
Where do you find crabs faggot
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>>591881150
Rolling for this
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>>591881150
roll
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>>591881150
Just fucking post the craps OP
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>>591881150
I don't know why but I want these crabs to do big things
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Haven't seen a get in a while. Any objections to crabs?
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>>591883043
winrar
>>
have you ever fingered yourself to the thought of getting sodomized by a glass bottle?
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>>591881150
Original poster of crabs here. If she takes the crab b8 I have more pictures
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>>591883043
winwinwiwnwinin
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>>591883261
Are they actually your crabs?
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Gonna get things going. roll 7
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>>591883568
well you'd be a shitty zookeeper
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>>591883568

"This song makes me sad about my life yet one of my favorite songs ever. Now that I realized that what if I don't have the mind and skill, do they still like me? I never met a friend that came up to approach me because on what they see. I know someday they will just me in a times that they don't need me. That's why I see and feel in my experience of studying because most of them says like this "Yes, let me join him/her in our group, that person is smart." But I can't also deny that there are still some right friends but the problem is we got belong for a very limited time, but their dealing towards me is superb and even though in a times that I weak. But right now I have stuck in a world I hate, I feel awkward and lonely most of the time. "
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>>591883261
rolling
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>>591883687
FUCK WINRAR THIS
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>>591883685
Reroll
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>>591883568
What kind of dumb bitch doesn't know what a fucking crab looks like
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>>591883558
Yeah dude I have a coral reef now. This is tyrone now. He ate Jose months ago
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>>591883261
ROLL FOR THIS
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Op is slow op
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>>591883892
Poor jose, Jose is kill
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>>591878982
WINRAR
>>
Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why u r not naked
Knock knock, who's there?
It's me again, still wondering why u r not naked
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>>591883892
reroll
>>
Really hoping crabs go somewhere
Roll 4
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>>591883892
RIP in peace jose
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>>591883687
wintard
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>>591877240
Post her Kik OP, not like it matters. We'll hit this bitch up.
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You could get so much pussy. She digs the crabs and you're going beta on it
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>>591881150
omg im dying fucking this so many time si dont gecare if it has already been posted i didnt scroll through
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>>591884141
That was the last thing my dad told me before he passed away. Don't fucking "oh" at it.
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>>591884364
Lmao am I posting this or you wanna gimme something else to say?
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>>591884448
reroll
>>
Wou wanna see more crabs?
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jose just died you can help him by sucking my dick
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>>591884488
send her this
>>591883892
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>>591884448
>>591884488
>>591884538

Three 8s in a row.
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>>591883892
LOOK AT THE CLAWS ON THAT FUCKER
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>>591884611
Thank you for continuing the crabs
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>>591884488
Ask her if he's cute
>>
Roll 0
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>>591884141
Rolling for:
January 4, 2015.
Several encrypted messages was intercepted from the following observatories within the timeframe of 16 hours.
Sloan DSS, New Mexico, USA
Bernard Lyot Telescope, Pic du Midi Obs, France
Liverpool Telescope, ORM, Canary Islands, Spain
Isaac Newton Telescope, Canary Islands, Spain

When succeeding to decrypt it was revealed that all messages contained a set of coordinates which points to the red supergiant Betelgeuse which is a part of the constellation Orion.


January 5, 2015
Number of active NASA employees increased by 20%, every telescope in duty with an effective aperture of over 3 meter is now closely guarded and controlled by NASA.

January 6, 2015
Further investigation of many new encrypted messages aswell as a very secret interview with not only one, but three former NASA employees who quit their jobs one day ago to spend time with their families reveal something very startling
As of January 7, 2015 a dildo is headed our way and every calculation has proven a direct hit with earth.

The dildo is 6.4 kilometers (3.9 miles) in diameter and is traveling at a speed of 339 kilometers (211 miles) each second
The comet is approximately 320,000,000 (195,000,000 miles) away from earth.
As of January 7, 2015 the celestial body will hit planet earth within 266 hours (18 January 2015).


The predicted impact zone of the dildo is unknown.
It is estimated that a dildo of this size and speed will cause the loss of 80% of the human population within the first hour of impact.

Thank you and good bye.
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>>591884448
omffffgggg this
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>>591884922
>>591884946
Rollin
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>>591881449
Left.
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Op you fucked up already son
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>>591879267
>>591879353
Its not fucking winrar you tacos
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>>591884448
this op FUCKING THIS
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Crabs are sort of my THING.
>>
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>
Come here so I can give you my crabs
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>>591885227
reroll
>>
>>591884448
roll
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and it made me wonder why i wasnt eating you months ago ;)
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>>591883568
'José' is written with an 'é'
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to be honest i just need someone now
my mother got.diagnosed with breast cancer

dont add this part
crab joke u get it
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>>591885366
roll!
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>>591885260
Roll 6
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So what are you doin want to do some cyber?
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>>591885555
>>591884946
rolling for
>>
>>591885555
Seriously tits or GTFO
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>>591884946
>>
>>591885311

reroll this
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i want to pee in your mouth
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Do you think it makes me gay that I like to shoot my own load in my mouth?
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>>591885555
dem quads
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>>591884448
bit l8 but re
>>
roses are red
violets are blue
we're going to have sex
cause im stronger than you
>>
მიყვარხარ
>>
I like you I'll send a sick if you send tits
>>
show tits cmon
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>>591885555
Also check my goddamn quads you faggots
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>>591885836
winrarrrrr
>>
But seriously tho, can I cum on your face?
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>>591885419
The fuck you said about my crab? I raised this nigga until he was murdered by his own blood. I think I know his god damn name. He's not a fucking dirty mexican.
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>>591885836
winrar
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>>591885836

dat winrar
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>>591885821
Rollin
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>>591885555
Nice quads

write ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
>>
so i need to fuck tonight, how about you come over, suck my dick, and you can look at my crabs.
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>>591885956
Winnar
>>
>>591885933
I love you crabanon
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>>591885821
roll
>>
roses are red
violets are twisted
ready or not
you're about to get fisted

CRABBBBBB
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>>591885836
OP her. Waiting for her to reply
>>
Before this 404s
How are you going to name the new thread OP?
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>>591885555
Everybody missed these Quads whats up with that
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>>591885921
rolling
>>
I got some mustard bottles and a couple jars of semen, wanna go to an overpass and have some fun with them?
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>>591886357
Probably the same way I started this one. I'll mention the crabs though, that'll make it easy
>>
Suck it, I beg you!
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>>591886448
speaking of which, has that anon who collectes sperm in bottles updated recently?
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>>591885555
crab guy here. Sir you have broken the rules of 4 Chan by doxing m'lad6. This is a banded coral shrimp. And I am off to another thread because you broke the fucking rules of 4chan. Good day, sir.
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>tfw you'll never a coral reef of crabs
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>>591885933
mfw my name is Jose
>>
OP here. It's been five minutes and she hasn't opened it yet
>>
Wait here we go
Roll 8
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>>591886963
she probably saw what it says in the lockscreen and said fuk dat
>>
>>591886963
At least you're not a faggot and you keep us updated
>>
>>591886963
just forward it to your mom instead
>>
>>591886963
how about you show us her profile pic?
>>
>>591887084
January 4, 2015.
Several encrypted messages was intercepted from the following observatories within the timeframe of 16 hours.
Sloan DSS, New Mexico, USA
Bernard Lyot Telescope, Pic du Midi Obs, France
Liverpool Telescope, ORM, Canary Islands, Spain
Isaac Newton Telescope, Canary Islands, Spain

When succeeding to decrypt it was revealed that all messages contained a set of coordinates which points to the red supergiant Betelgeuse which is a part of the constellation Orion.


January 5, 2015
Number of active NASA employees increased by 20%, every telescope in duty with an effective aperture of over 3 meter is now closely guarded and controlled by NASA.

January 6, 2015
Further investigation of many new encrypted messages aswell as a very secret interview with not only one, but three former NASA employees who quit their jobs one day ago to spend time with their families reveal something very startling
As of January 7, 2015 a mega nigger is headed our way and every calculation has proven a direct hit with earth.

The mega nigger is 6.4 kilometers (3.9 miles) in diameter and is traveling at a speed of 339 kilometers (211 miles) each second
The comet is approximately 320,000,000 (195,000,000 miles) away from earth.
As of January 7, 2015 the celestial body will hit planet earth within 266 hours (18 January 2015).


The predicted impact zone of the mega nigger is unknown.
It is estimated that a mega nigger of this size and speed will cause the loss of 80% of the human population within the first hour of impact.

Thank you and good bye.
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