Very happy to contriboot
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u gon love this op u lil faggot :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
pure gold. thank you sir. also kekd em.
mark the mintman
i lost my shitso hard right now
dont know if its the weed or ffucking doublemintdave but i almost died from laughter
therefore i share sth too
Holy shit. I love Starcraft.
where's this /b/ro's darwin award
guy called me stupid, when hes being the retard
then you being a complete dickhead tell me to shut up
fuck you man idc if this is the internet, the way you post reflects on who you are in real life
clearly you're a self infatuated asshole
I merely didn't read the entire thing.
You reply, being a dickhead.
I reply, being a dickhead.
you overreact and cry that I'm being a dickhead.
Screenshotted for a cringe thread, bud.
maybe you should just re-read it all, you're a fuck wit, plain and simple
i bet you have no friends because you're an arogant prick
you basically told me to shut up for replying to a guy who said im stupid
Commencing my 4chan folder dump
Here we go fags
now you're being a baby
i bet its killing you to not reply to this
anyone has the one that explains why diamonds are the hardest metal?
some of them might be not toplel worthy, but still, dumping
Jesus! I was looking for this!
Can I save it?
That kid was a faggot.
He shot up the mall because his girlfriend dumped him and he got fired from his job at McDonalds. Who commits suicide because they got fired from McDonalds?
>Who commits suicide because they got fired from McDonalds?
Miserable failures at life AND/OR people with grave mental illnesses
Also, 9/40, POPCORN LORD
>You know, I may not be your knight, or even a knight at all for that matter but ive always liked to imagine myself as one. In my dreams I go on incredible adventures, slaying orcs and dragons, retreiving ancient relics, and rescuing damsels in distress. Ive recieved many great rewards for my knightly deeds from casltes and titles to treasures and princesses. If i'm really lucky, ill get to see you. I get to be your knight. It matters not whether I am fighting with you by my side or if im fighting for you, these are always my favorite dreams (except when you die, those are the worst). But alas, these are just dreams, and dreams cannot compare to reality. Just one evening of netflix with you is sweeter than any of my fantasies of knighthood have ever been.
Your presence is the greastest reward i could ever receive and Id break a 1000 swords just to see you smile. Your happiness is my happiness. And while i may be no true knight, when i hold you in my arms time stops, and i sometimes check to see if im wearing armor. But theres just a man, skin and a t-shirt. Not quite worthy of a princess. Even in reality, I eventually need to wake up. I need to stop dreaming. I need to hone my skills. And i need to become great enough so I dont have to fantasize, I can live.
And so, this one is for you, my princess. May it always be a reminder that there is someone out there to lean on, to protect you, and to be there in shinning armor when you need it most.
>--- the dreaming knight
Pasta on, my dear friends
If you shoot up a mall bcuz you have a bad day, you probably have serious mental issues
OP the faggot now going on with the story
>a few days of jason and his bullshit go by and my programming students doing pretty well
>find out that the VNC tool used on my laptop as an Admin tool are also used on the student laptops
>and come to find out, the login is the same as the teacher login,
>logging in, and ALL the student computers are in here, so, to get back at jason, i set all of his homepages to porn websites and use his school email to email the principle CP
>He is later arrested and expelled
>after he's gone and i get used to the school and my autistic math class, I start to pull more and more shit
>I regularly shut down students laptops, on every friday i unblock all blocked websites etc.
>then a "teacher association meeting" was called to find out what is causing this
>im sooooo fucked i thought…..
I had a friend who would ask to go out to the car to get his medicine, and would spend 40 minutes in his car snorting lines of adderall. He did this almost every hour. He was also a shitty person and a shitty worker on the rare occasion he did work
I'll reply for him.
you are a little faggot and ruining a good thread.
I bet you were smug as fuck writing this post as you scratched your greasy neckbeard with cheeto stained finger.
thinking, yeah go me, another argument on the internet won.
He'd been tested when he started feeling depressed in high school. He didn't even need antidepressants.
I only know all this because my ex at the time had a brother who was best friends with the kid. After it happened her family had a lot of blowback, and they had to answer a lot of questions.
Thank you for informing me about it.
also, continuinig dump
This one is gold, any /b/tard should know this one
>need to take a shit by the way
that was 28/40
Now this is 29/40
>who in the fuck is this stupid
people who browse 4chan, that's who
doing some overtime on my dump here because I love you guys
Nah, fuck that. Tell us anyway.
A highschool friend was fired for splitting patties and slipping in cockroaches. He would do this to all the patties he grilled, back when they had grills. The manager had caught him and fired him on the spot.
He had been doing it for three years and everyone in school new.