Best of /b/

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This one. Holy shit.

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>>591847036
Very happy to contriboot

Where is David kalac?

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>>591847761
omg dat filenameaahfhieajfejrszozduisdsdicantfuckingbreath
topkek
also contributin

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>>591848078
u gon love this op u lil faggot :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>591847036
>>591847289
>>591847761
>>591848078
Just dump what you have and let other people file in. You don't have to pretend to be a different person for each picture you post.

>>591848491
>>591847761

Lel, I am not OP. I mean, I can't prove it,but still. Take my word Nigger.

>>591850031
>HURRRRRR

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Ima stop dumping unless /b/ros contriboot

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One more.

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Fackin ave it!

>>591850778
why are you so jealous of this dude?

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>>591848491
pic rel faggot

>>591848078
holy fuck
no fucking way

fucking dentists

>>591848411
honestly the best laugh I've had all night. fukin hell

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>>591850641
I fucking LOVE this.

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This one always cracks me up!

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Last one I got.

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The best part about /b/ is le funn3 bananas

>>591852339
what are you doing tonight
18mins later...
>donnt ignore me you rancid swine
topuckingkek
so much about women beeing difficult
ok yes i know they are

>>591851900
dem privilige

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>>591851900
pure gold. thank you sir. also kekd em.

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>>591847036

>>591850452
thats weird the post from the guy is 6/15/10
then the post from the dude who went in with the sword is 6/15/09
exactly one year
but i call bullshit coz he said it was 2 months

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>>591853282
omg
mark the mintman
doublemint dave
i lost my shitso hard right now
dont know if its the weed or ffucking doublemintdave but i almost died from laughter
therefore i share sth too

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>>591848411
mfw

>>591850452
legendary

>>591852765
that was fucking gold
>from: rags to bitches
>someone called me a nerd, so I failed a test
I love this kid

>>591853774
are you stupid?
it is not /09

>>591850201
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/port-orchard-murder-suspect-returns-washington/nh23s/

>>591855551
sure it is. its either 09 in the lower right corner post or the exact day the article was written. which was it?

>>591854017
lostmyshit.jpg

>>591855887
I think the op made a mistake

>>591855967
kek

>>591855551
lol you just made a fool of yourself, check the top post, check the bottom post

>>591855830
this guy looks like such a douchebag. i imagine it's still slightly better than what most of /b looks like

>>591851900
hahaha, this shit is golden

>>591856323
Literally just replied to him, shut the fuck up.

>>591856752
you shut the fuck up asshole, busy reading shit, i dont refresh the page every 5 seconds like the dweeb you are

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>>591853585

wut<

>>591857197
>hurr durr, what is auto?
Fucking retard.
"dweeb", really?
are we in 5th grade? this is /b/, not your tard institution.

>>591857111
did it work<

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>>591853056
Holy shit. I love Starcraft.

>>591857292
fuckin' newfags

>>591848608
Godspeed, you magnficient bastard

>>591850326
topkek

Test<

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>>591848608
where's this /b/ro's darwin award

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>>591857704
Also

>>591857415
guy called me stupid, when hes being the retard
i reply
then you being a complete dickhead tell me to shut up
fuck you man idc if this is the internet, the way you post reflects on who you are in real life
clearly you're a self infatuated asshole

>>591857111
nope>

>>591857159
top kek, Now I can fall asleep in peace

>>591856994
this one is way too good

>>591857793
I merely didn't read the entire thing.
You reply, being a dickhead.
I reply, being a dickhead.
you overreact and cry that I'm being a dickhead.
Screenshotted for a cringe thread, bud.

>>591854100
haha holy fuck

>>591850641
motherfuuk

>>591847289
This...this is beyond cringe AND autism.
Its... CRINGUTISM!

>>591857111
thisisrealguys<

>>591847289
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAH OH GOD THIS SAVED ME FROM SUICIDING BY COP.

THANK YOU ANON

>>591858064
haaaaaa
n1
screencap me in the pic
for the future generation

>>591858064
maybe you should just re-read it all, you're a fuck wit, plain and simple
i bet you have no friends because you're an arogant prick

you basically told me to shut up for replying to a guy who said im stupid

>>591853056
The guy Zerg rushed her.

>>591858639
<how

>>591848041
In jail.

>>591858677
still mad

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>>591858961
gif related its you

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Commencing my 4chan folder dump

Here we go fags

1/40

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>>591850641

>>591859215
ok, bubby

>>591850641
fukken saved

following dump

2/40

>>591854100
this is fucking gold

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>>591859532
sorry, forgot pic 2/40

>>591857704
that shit kills me every time

>>591858294
this post actually is....

>>591859264
god bless you based anon. waiting on 40

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3/40

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>>591859441
now you're being a baby
i bet its killing you to not reply to this

>>591855606
if this shit is for real this guy should not be touching any drug ever. reerkis christ.

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anyone has the one that explains why diamonds are the hardest metal?

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4/40

>>591859659
some of them might be not toplel worthy, but still, dumping

>>591850326
Oh my,how akward.

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>>591859820
Jesus! I was looking for this!

Can I save it?

Also, 5/40

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6/40

>>591847036
business.avn.com/articles/Mexican-Citizen-Convicted-of-Zoey-Zane-Murder-384357.html

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7/40

>>591848411

Epic.

>>591850262
That kid was a faggot.
He shot up the mall because his girlfriend dumped him and he got fired from his job at McDonalds. Who commits suicide because they got fired from McDonalds?

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ALL HAIL PICKLELORD

8/40

>>591855967
ayyyyy
>captcha: MaryH

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>>591860197
>Who commits suicide because they got fired from McDonalds?

Miserable failures at life AND/OR people with grave mental illnesses

Also, 9/40, POPCORN LORD

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10/40

>>591848411
My laughs are done

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11/40

>>591859727
ok
keep proving to me you're crying about me insulting you wuh wah

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Fresh from /a/!

>>591860197
how do you get fired from mcdonalds is the real question

>>591860488
just stop replying man its not a big deal, you're just a baby

>>591860197
>Who commits suicide because they got fired from McDonalds?
Someone with very, very low standards.
I mean, if you can't keep a job at Macca's what are you?

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>You know, I may not be your knight, or even a knight at all for that matter but ive always liked to imagine myself as one. In my dreams I go on incredible adventures, slaying orcs and dragons, retreiving ancient relics, and rescuing damsels in distress. Ive recieved many great rewards for my knightly deeds from casltes and titles to treasures and princesses. If i'm really lucky, ill get to see you. I get to be your knight. It matters not whether I am fighting with you by my side or if im fighting for you, these are always my favorite dreams (except when you die, those are the worst). But alas, these are just dreams, and dreams cannot compare to reality. Just one evening of netflix with you is sweeter than any of my fantasies of knighthood have ever been.
Your presence is the greastest reward i could ever receive and Id break a 1000 swords just to see you smile. Your happiness is my happiness. And while i may be no true knight, when i hold you in my arms time stops, and i sometimes check to see if im wearing armor. But theres just a man, skin and a t-shirt. Not quite worthy of a princess. Even in reality, I eventually need to wake up. I need to stop dreaming. I need to hone my skills. And i need to become great enough so I dont have to fantasize, I can live.
And so, this one is for you, my princess. May it always be a reminder that there is someone out there to lean on, to protect you, and to be there in shinning armor when you need it most.

>--- the dreaming knight


Pasta on, my dear friends

>>591860692
ok, bubby

>>591860361
He didn't have a mental illness, he just had a bad day.

>>591860143
Found one bag 3 years later


>pls i'm not that dumb

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>>591850326
mfw
>captcha: gonso

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>>591860914
If you shoot up a mall bcuz you have a bad day, you probably have serious mental issues

13/40

OP the faggot now going on with the story
>a few days of jason and his bullshit go by and my programming students doing pretty well
>find out that the VNC tool used on my laptop as an Admin tool are also used on the student laptops
>and come to find out, the login is the same as the teacher login,
>fuckyeah.jpg
>logging in, and ALL the student computers are in here, so, to get back at jason, i set all of his homepages to porn websites and use his school email to email the principle CP
>He is later arrested and expelled
>evilsmile.jpg
>after he's gone and i get used to the school and my autistic math class, I start to pull more and more shit
>I regularly shut down students laptops, on every friday i unblock all blocked websites etc.
>then a "teacher association meeting" was called to find out what is causing this
>shit,
>im sooooo fucked i thought…..

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BASED LORD HALO

14/40

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>the hero gotham needs

>>591860586
I had a friend who would ask to go out to the car to get his medicine, and would spend 40 minutes in his car snorting lines of adderall. He did this almost every hour. He was also a shitty person and a shitty worker on the rare occasion he did work

>>591859727
I'll reply for him.
you are a little faggot and ruining a good thread.
I bet you were smug as fuck writing this post as you scratched your greasy neckbeard with cheeto stained finger.
thinking, yeah go me, another argument on the internet won.
bitch

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/in/tolerants ITT?

15/40

>>591860460
Lel

>>591848078

This is an old joke, not a story. It's like me telling you guys about the time I went into a bar and a small man was playing piano on the counter.

<I'm not a Newfag
#This is cool
Orange<
What does this do<

>>591856752
>>591857197
>>591857415
>>591857793
>>591858064
>>591858677
>>591858961
>>591859215
>>591859441
>>591859727
>>591860488
>>591860692
>>591860760
>>591861321
samefag

>>591861045
He'd been tested when he started feeling depressed in high school. He didn't even need antidepressants.

I only know all this because my ex at the time had a brother who was best friends with the kid. After it happened her family had a lot of blowback, and they had to answer a lot of questions.

>>591848608
how does the toilet assplode the pomegranate?

>>591860969
I dont get it

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/pol/iticians ITT?

16/40

>>591850201
I was there. Good times. Fap times. Pep times. pep pep pep pep pep.

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>>591861684
Nah, sorry.

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>>591861763
Thank you for informing me about it.

also, continuinig dump

17/40

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18/40

>>591850641
Thats one of those good good to be true things

I want to believe

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This one is gold, any /b/tard should know this one

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20/40

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SPIDERBRO

21/40

>>591860756
samefag

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22/40

>>591856994
kek

>>591861799
that's a good thing, trust me

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oldie but a goodie

23/40

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>>591856716
Epic

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24/40

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commencing dump
>need to take a shit by the way
1/??

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>>591847036
Hail to the one true Pope.

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27/40 more /pol/ goodness

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2/??

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BRA71L

>>591850201
>"there is no heaven".jpg

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>>591863247
that was 28/40

Now this is 29/40

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30/40

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31/40

>KEKKEST

>>591856323
test<

>>591860415
who in the fuck is this stupid

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32/40

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3/??

some of these are so dumb it must be the people who saved them are actually the originators.

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4/??

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>>591863591
>who in the fuck is this stupid

people who browse 4chan, that's who


Also, 33/40

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5/??

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ALL HAIL LUCHADORE

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6/??
>captcha: klopo

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37/40

7/??
these two ENTIRE threads...
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571404648

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39/40

>>591861578
Go on...

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40/40

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41/40

doing some overtime on my dump here because I love you guys

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8/8

>>591864562
#Never4get #LeviTheNecrocock

>>591862664
tell us anyway

anything to do with pico?

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42/40

CATACOMBS GUYS IS EBIN

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battletoads

>>591863539
ahahahahhaa

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the queen?

>>591858639

<newfag

text<

>>591865501
more please

>>591852689
The kek's

>>591857197
>not using 4chan extensions that show replies fast as fuck
nigger

>>591852765
My high school idol

>>591865501
What's her name?

Also moar.

>>591861131
go on...

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>>591861799
>>591862664
Nah, fuck that. Tell us anyway.

>>591860969
What's the joke

>>591860586
A highschool friend was fired for splitting patties and slipping in cockroaches. He would do this to all the patties he grilled, back when they had grills. The manager had caught him and fired him on the spot.

He had been doing it for three years and everyone in school new.

>>591852689
This kills me

>>591859820
It rubs the eggs on its skin or else it gets the hose again