>be me >be 17 yr old betafag >walking down the street >see this grill >walking a >solid 9.5/10 >too beta to ask her out >waiting at crosswalk for a light to turn green >she walks up behind me >slips me a note >its her number >HOLYSHIT.jpg >go home after picking up beer and hot pockets >call her >picks up within seconds
>Her: oh hey, you must be that guy I slipped my number to >Her: so... what's your name? >me: It's Anon >Her: wow! that's a nice name! >me: I was kinda wondering if you wanted to go to dinner together? >her: I would love to anon! >her: see you there! I live at 34 autism st. >she hangs up >no time to waste >make reservations at this italian place >get dressed in the best things I have >start my car >drive to her place
>get to her place >get out of car and knock on door >she comes out >looks freaking amazing >"oh hi anon, where are we going?" >"its this restaraunt called the big dick, I think you'll like it" >we get in car >drive to the restaraunt > get there and get to our table >its on the patio and the view is cash > Waiter arrives within seconds of us sitting down >"Hello sir and madam, what would you like to order? >me: "uh, I'll get the lobster supreme >her: 'I'll get the garden salad >the waiter goes to the kitchen. > I ask her "so, where are you from?" >she replies "oh, im from canada, but I moved here to go to college >our food comes really fast >we dig in >best fucking lobster i've ever had.
>after we're done, I pay the bill >myprivlege.png > I tell her this corny as fuck joke >she still laughs > after we leave she tells me > "I think we should head back to... your place" >ohfuckyes.png
>get back to my place >its fucking dirty as hell, but apparently she doesnt mind >we get to my bedroom and she tells me "lets get down to buisness" >HOLYSHITYES.webm >take shower >go back into bedroom >lying there, naked. >get erection >jump onto bed >start fucking >it was fucking amazing >No longer a virgin >afterwards we have some "pillow talk" >she says "you know anon, I really really want to be with you." > I reply "me too" > she's about to say something when I hear >BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP >wake up >realize that was all a dream >mfw
That was 3 years ago. I didn't ever have a car, and i'm still a virgin.
>>591836265 >>591840488 Am a mayor of Computer Science. Still mayoring in Computer Science.
Being a mayor is hard. We have a council meeting later today about raising property taxes. Bjarne Stroustrup is a dick, he always comes to the town hall meeting with new ideas. I can hardly keep up, he almost makes me useless. Most of our land is allocated to industry/technology so most people are not actually living here. I have to go now I got a 01011101010 code from 011101. That means that the 101101110 is 34AF and I need to fix the int arr for the input
>>591840380 OP the faggot now going on with the story >a few days of jason and his bullshit go by and my programming students doing pretty well >find out that the VNC tool used on my laptop as an Admin tool are also used on the student laptops >and come to find out, the login is the same as the teacher login, >fuckyeah.jpg >logging in, and ALL the student computers are in here, so, to get back at jason, i set all of his homepages to porn websites and use his school email to email the principle CP >He is later arrested and expelled >evilsmile.jpg >after he's gone and i get used to the school and my autistic math class, I start to pull more and more shit >I regularly shut down students laptops, on every friday i unblock all blocked websites etc. >then a "teacher association meeting" was called to find out what is causing this >shit, >im sooooo fucked i thought…..
>>591844416 >OP the faggot now going on with the story >>a few days of jason and his bullshit go by and my programming students doing pretty well >>find out that the VNC tool used on my laptop as an Admin tool are also used on the student laptops >>and come to find out, the login is the same as the teacher login, >>fuckyeah.jpg >>logging in, and ALL the student computers are in here, so, to get back at jason, i set all of his homepages to porn websites and use his school email to email the principle CP >>He is later arrested and expelled >>evilsmile.jpg >>after he's gone and i get used to the school and my autistic math class, I start to pull more and more shit >>I regularly shut down students laptops, on every friday i unblock all blocked websites etc. >>then a "teacher association meeting" was called to find out what is causing this >>shit, >>im sooooo fucked i thought…..
Boodhkan asalka qaniis yahay ee hadda la sheekada socday > dhawr maalmood Yasoon iyo Hajka by tag iyo ardayda barnaamijyada aan si fiican qabanayaan > ogaato in qalab VNC la isticmaalay on my laptop sida qalab Admin ah ayaa sidoo kale loo isticmaalaa on laptops ardayga > iyo yimaadaan si ay u ogaadaan, login yahay la mid ah sida login macallinka, > galmo .jpg haa > gasho, iyo ALL kombiyuutarada ardayga waa in halkan, si, si ay dib ugu heli at Jason, i dhigay dhamaan homepages uu si websites lulataaye iyo isticmaali uu email dugsiga si ay email carruurta Filimada lagu mabda ' > Waxa uu markii dambe waxaa la xiray oo la Dheereeyey, > .jpg dhoola xun > ka dib markii uu u tegey oo i la qabsado dugsiga iyo fasalka xisaabta ootiisamka, waxaan ku billaabaa jiid shire iyo aad u badan > Waxaan si joogto ah hoos Jimcihii kasta i Unblock dhan websites horjoogsaday iwm ardayda laptops xidhay, > markaas a "shirka ururka macallimiinta" waxaa loo bixiyey si aad u ogaato waxa keeneysa > shire, > i ahay sooooo fucked Waxaan u maleeyay in ... ..
OP History of fun to go now > Jason and his garbage to pass my days are pretty good at programming students > My laptop used laptops for students device is used as a management tool that VNC > I need to know what it is that connects teachers, > Fuckyeah.jpg > Connect all student computers have here, then, again, Jason, and I use the CP, to send a letter to the principle of the school in the home pages of all porn sites > He was later arrested and deported > Evilsmile.jpg > I left school, I began to draw more and more shit for the rest of my rice used in math class > I am a student of the normal laptops on Friday that will block all blocked sites, etc. closed > "Meet the name of SSA teachers to find out what is behind this > Shit > I think it's fucked up stories to paint ... ..
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