Why aren't you dating a girl?

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>>591810146

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>>591810186

>>591810146
:(

SUCCESS!

Fuck you

i'm dating 3 girls

I am homosex

cos husband wouldn't approve :<

How do I get a girl

I'm a 8/10 male 6.2ft tall big penus 20 years old IQ of 158 tennis champion can drink 6 vodka shots in a row have 3000+ facebook friends make 60,000$ a year quantum physics and architect graduate but also can play the guitar and piano

>>591811699
I'm 6/10, 5'7" small-average penis and can't do half the stuff you claim. You have better odds.

coz i am girl

>>591811221
I'd approve. And my wife approves, so long as she gets a piece of dat ass

>>591810146
I'll answer with another question : Why do girls not want to date me ?
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>>591810146
Because I was in a loveless relationship for 5 years where she tried to dictate everything I did and what I spent my money on, in the end I decided I couldn't put up with it any more and dumped the cunt.

Since then I bought myself plenty of things that I wanted, I've never been happier

>the ones i want to date don't want to date me
>the ones that want to date me, i don't wanna date
>mfw i'm still a kissles virgin
>mfw i could've got laid multiple times, but i was too picky about the girls
>mfw 19 years old

>>591811221
>>591812651
Tits or GTFO

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>>591813609

>mfw that was me 7 years ago
>mfw I'm your future

Because I have personality issues and my skin sags from all the weight I lost years ago. Next question.

I haven't met a girl who I deserve and who deserves me in a while. 2 years almost.

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>>591810146
>>591810186
>>591810224
OP here to remind you that this happened today.

>>591813616
later maybe i will post my tits ;

>>591815919
Please do, don't forget timestamp

>>591815061
why are you all so bad at this. come on

>>591811699

I learned long ago none of those things mean shit if you are not able to talk to them properly, make the moves when you should, etc.

I could reel off a list of my achievements, then walk outside and see some bum with a gf.