Lovers of hookers/escorts/etc rejoice! Im addicted to prostitutes

Did u fuck all of them?

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yeah but they only let me take pics before or after
have some hidden vids on the go pro

>>591747768
post em all

Lurking
Also, captcha also needs an 'I am a robot' option. Otherwise there's no point in ticking the box as there's only one option. 010100111010011!!!!1

lurking, any chance on the vids?

She looks mexican.

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dumping all pics i have on pc first vids still on go pro and its in my car

>>591747234
I plan on hiring one soon. Do you just take control and do what you want or is there some staged effort on her part?

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>>591748689
dude I plan to do this too
I wanna hide my gopro and call an escort
can you get it and upload the vid?
would be sweet to see how it looks like on gopro

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i do what i want and they do what they want but almost all of them know they are there just to entretain me so they jsut go with what i do

>>591747345
>>591747234
shes pretty hot

>>591749059
plastic boobs - fake girl

>>591750701
er... she's a hooker, dumbass.

bumping for more

What country are you from? Where do you find these bitches?

>>591750844
youre paying, why go for plastic boobs. get the real thing

>>591750892
Bitches, bitches everywhere!

>>591750957
You're an idiot.

>>591750957
shut up virgin

I'm interested in getting a hooker, but I feel like every post on backpage may be a sting operation. Do you have any advice for someone that lives in New Jersey perchance?

I lost my virginity at 17 to a hooker because I was taking no chances I don't regret it.

>>591751214
Don't discuss anything to do with money over the phone and I don't know how they do it in countries where prostitution is illegal but I presume they pay afterwards, where its legal you pay first or make them do some raunchy shit like get undressed first as no undercover cop is gonna do dat

how much do you pay?

>>591751202
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>>591751140

beta fags got to pay lol

>>591747426
Upload the videos to motherless please

>>591751421
I cannot actually comprehend how much of a fucking faggot you actually are, kid.
>hurr durr only natural boobs are good boobs
Implants can re-shape tits entirely; not just make them oversized and whore-tacular.
Kid you're a fucking retard, stop posting.

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>>591751421
I definitely don't have to pay, but sometimes i'll pick up a hooker on the way home from work because why not and fun.
I don't live in the US though.

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oh fucking escorts doesnt mean i dont get the real thing with this whores i can ask them to bring stockings footjobs rimjobs deepthorat anal etc treat them like whores things i cannot do to my gf and i looooooove cheating the wrong of it makes me so hard

>>591751628

where do you live?

>>591751628
where? mexico?

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a third ass world country where the hoes are cheap and not that shabby

>>591752294
Bingo

>>591752303
Somewhere in South America?

>>591752354
got any pics? mexican chicks arent always cute. some are. its a mixed bag.

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I fucked this girl for a week in Costa Rica when she was 14 and I was 40. We met at the bar in the Four Seasons Papagayo. I managed to land the rare Euro-Tico with coloured eyes and big boobs. I spent like $4000 on her for the week but it was well worth it. This is how she looked when we met.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lDE9VdVraE

>>591753208
fuck, you're old!

>>591747234
i'm looking for someone in west london right now. actually i might head into central for a tranny though. feel like getting fucked

>>591753208

she is not 14. nice fantasy

>>591748693
You are paying her. Get a verbal contract up front so there are no surprises. Then.. have a blast.

I was addicted to escorts for a while. Then I got way too into alcohol and gained a bit of weight and I don't even have the self-confidence to see them anymore. I've fucked at least 25 of them over the past 5 years, with some that I had many repeat visits with. Now, even when I'm really horny, I just think "she's going to hate me for making her have sex with me" and I don't call them.

>>591753208
I did Costa Rica last summer. I discovered a bit late that the trick is to go to the more shady places.

Too many vultures at the gringo gulch and in Jaco. Also, I'm a broke 20 something so I was on a budget.

>>591753739
Go watch the video I posted, in the beginning she is around 14.

>>591750957
newfag go

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>>591754025
With no money all you will get is a mulata/black or lots of native indian blood. I got green eyed lots of Spanish blood. Save up you money, the DR is good if you like em young.

>>591753719
i'll fuck you. meet me at Acton Town

>>591753208
lol you made a photo tribute for a hooker?

>>591754491
what did you really expect from someone fitting that profile?

>>591754330
is it easy to find really young, like 10-12? I'd fuck a 14 year old and all, but when they have tits as big as the girl you're posting it kind of kills my boner

>>591754367
i'm pretty sure that
a) you don't wanna fuck an overweight, pasty 30-something
b) you're not a fairly convincing tranny with a 7+ inch dick

so, don't think so, no.

>>591754053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecB9aWSV-Uk
she looks young in 1 pic...yep definately older

>>591754491
Someone else did. I never saw her again after that week. I was searching her real name and found the video.

I still dream of her riding me with those big tits .

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>>591754550
>big tits
>kills my boner

>>591754330
18-25 does it for me. My Spanish is much better now so I'm thinking about doing Columbia next, starting in Cartagena.

I spent the last month in San Jose and did find a gorgeous tica with plenty of Spanish descent and we hit it off pretty good. What really saved the trip was when I met a couple of US expats who showed me the ropes.

My only previous experience was Amsterdam and a bit of Puerto Vallarte in Mexico during various Army leaves.

>>591754694
you can get a young looking girl with tits anywhere legally. You can't find someone who looks and actually is underage in every way as easily. Legal sex just doesn't do it for me.

>>591754550
dr was terrible for girls all ugly too. i stayed at top hotels too.

>>591754826
>Legal sex just doesn't do it for me.
And that's why we have laws and prisons.

>>591754550
Yes. Just ask a Taxi driver. Remember many of these countries live on sex tourism. They know that is why you are there, so it is not a big deal to just ask for something. Although to be fair it is much harder to find a girl with Euro blood in her. Colombia is becoming the place to go.

Go search Marcela Rubita Colombian girl (white), she made some pornos but turned tricks when she was like 12yo.

>>591754687
you said you posted the video, now you found it. how old are you really? 12.

>>591754367
>>591754641
just booked valentine. wrecks my ass every time

http://www.yummyasianlondon.co.uk/gallery/ts-valentine-/83

highly recommend that agency

>>591755033
i'd be worried about being open with it though, if they know you have money and are doing something you could be blackmailed about, I would think they are just as likely to take you to an alley somewhere and rob you as they are to take you to the loli hookers

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>>591754712
Go to medellin. It will be worth it. Hot as hell young scorts for about 30-40 dollars.Just stay in the rich parts of town and travel around in taxi (also cheap) and you will be fine.

None of the escorts I have visited have allowed pics and much less video

>>591755033
skin colour seems to be a big thing in central and south america then.lighter = more expensive

>>591755341
not all of them do, but all of them that do allow it will want extra. The usual fee for filming tends to be between 50-100 on top of the regular fee. It can be annoying doing the whole "it's just for me i swear I won't show anyone" dance with girls who have never done it before though.

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>>591755157
They are business people. They want happy clients that will come back and spend more. Besides that is why people go down there.

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>>591755341
I'm quite sure they would do it for some extra cash. The question is just how much.

Anyone fucked escorts bareback? I know one who would do it for some extra money but I'm a bit afraid of STDs.

I just fucked a hooker about an hour ago...she drained my balls well

>>591755080
how much?

>>591755375
Yes, very true. But Black-Latinas are very sexy not like American blacks.

>>591755746
>Anyone fucked escorts bareback?
Are you fucking retarded?

>>591755863
it's on the page i linked to. £150 for an hour

What about escorts in Europe? Any cheap cities? Going there interrailing.

>>591755746
>Anyone fucked escorts bareback?
i dated one for 3 years so yes. the average escort (not a streetwalker) is much, much less likely to have any std's than a random bark skank. they get tested every week or two and no reputable one would bareback

>>591755691
i still wouldn't trust them. Do you carry a weapon when you're cruising for escorts there? I'd only feel safe if I had a gun with me

>>591756079
the soho area in London has pretty cheap ones. About 20 pounds I think for "10 minutes" (more like 5) of missionary fucking at the "walk up" places. For escorts though you'll find great quality ones, but they aren't going to be cheap. I'm in switzerland and even at the brothel that's kind of in the middle of nowhere, it's around 350 an hour.

As always though, if you want cheap you'll be able to find cheap, but you get what you pay for. If you are on a budget you'll be relegated to the really shady areas.

>>591756079
Try the ruhgebiet in germany (essen, bochum, dortmund, duisburg) lots of cheap places and cheap optons. There are some thing called party treffs when you pay one fixed rate (say 100 euro) and you can stay there all day fucking as many girls as you want. look it up

>>591756376
Wouldnt standard fees be lower in say, southern Europe or eastern Europe? I mean England is pretty expensive in general compared to the rest of Europe. I think?

>>591755746

I wouldn't risk it but I, luckily, haven't gotten anything from an escort before. Who I HAVE gotten HPV from (twice, two different strains) are from the fucking dirty pieces of shit at massage parlors. Stick to reviewed escorts, folks.

>>591756630
probably. I can only speak for england, switzerland and denmark since those are the only places i've gotten hookers at

>>591756588
Holy shit, just looked that up. How is this not a scam?

>>591756644
How much would I need for a month including food, hotel, and personal?

>>591756927
>Holy shit, just looked that up. How is this not a scam?
because most people lose interest after they cum once

>>591756124
I went there to surf. I met that girl at a luxury hotel. You are being paranoid.

http://www.fourseasons.com/costarica/

>>591756927
ever heard of an all you can eat buffet? how is that not a scam
>retard

>>591756927
it's a fairly common thing. The brothel here in zurich right up the road from me lets you fuck as many of the girls as you want for 300 chf for like 4+ hours. The downside is you are around other men and it'll probably be hard to get the hot ones, and everything will be rushed.

I prefer a more private experience. I hate running into other guys when I'm trying to find a hooker to fuck

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>>591757052
This

>>591757052

Oh yeah, I think I read that Germany is trying to ban those "all you can bang" type deals at brothels because men get aggressive trying to get the most for their money (was going to say bang for their buck but I already said bang)

>>591756927
also they really hustle you for tips, which can be annoying

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>>591756927
the catch is that you better go early on the week because if you go when there are toomany people (say at 6pm on a weekend) there will be like 5 guys for every girl there and realistically you will only sleep wth like 2 girls who will try to make you come as fast as you can so they can go to the other guys.

but if you go to a good one on a not very busy hour it can be fantastic. you just need to read reviews about which ones are good. there are many online. for example: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2849-Partytreff-Mettmann-Mettmann

>>591757123
i just think it's stupid to trust desperate third-world poors. I guarantee if they thought they could make more money from you by robbing you than they could by selling you their underage hookers, they would have done it.

>>591757234
kek'd a little inside

Anyone ever gone to Hong Kong Club in Tijuana or Adelitas? I went to HK Club last year and the girls scammed me good. Racked up all these charges on condoms, drinks, snacks, etc and by the end of the night I was down $500. Glad I brought that much with me or who knows what I would have done being stuck in Mexico with no ATM card or money. I was told that $200 would be enough but I decided to take extra just in case. I left my Credit Cards and other stuff behind though in case I was mugged.

>>591753208
She do have the face of an 14 year old, but the body.. i'm not sure

>>591757125
All you can fuck buffet lol

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>>591757466
The was not really poor though, she looked like atypical 14yo California girl. I met her at the bar, she came up to me. Fuck I wanted to keep her for myself.

ITT: everyone is super experienced

I don't wanna pay for a hooker, I just wanna fuck a hot Dutch slut.

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>>591757720
She has big tits but she was 14 when we met.

>>591757897
i actually am with meth/heroin addicted escorts, but i'm not exactly proud of this. I'm at least honest about it and can say that the majority of them are gross and the experience isn't enjoyable most of the time since they are usually drugged out of their mind and trying to make you cum as fast as possible to keep the cock train moving. I'm not here inventing lame stories about falling in love with 14 year old foreign hookers and shit

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>>591757915
Then go to this page and sign up for a trip:

http://www.redlightsextrips.com/index.php

Catch is you have to let them film you and upload the film on the internet.

>>591758300
Well fuck. Maybe if I'm really desperate at some point in life. Just need to find myself a local bitch.

>>591758300
there's no way in hell they'd want to film me fucking anybody. I'm pretty sure you have to be at least moderately attractive, but in my case, picture a taller fatter balder danny devito. I can't see that selling well in porn.

>>591758478
There are some super fat and over 70 year old guys there, actually

>>591757915
Literally the worst fuck I ever had was with a Dutch chick... Wanted to turn the lifts out and do it in missionary.

I told her straight... "it don't work like that around here."

>>591758129
Did she take it up the ass and swallow cum?

This is the best thread I've read on /b/ in awhile btw. Does anyone have a good review site btw? I used to use Humaniplex in Southern California but then they got rid of reviews and all the hot hookers disappeared off the website. I have heard of Redbook and Erotic Review but getting info requires I buy a membership and there is no way in hell I'm giving those sites my real name and cc info.

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There is a site, where escorts can post their ads in my country, however majority of them has photos with blurred faces and these who don't turn me off immediately (as face is most important part of the girl) - they are either bimbos (I truely fucking hate that) or just ugly. Feels bad, but I'm afraid cute girls are not hookers or just they don't post ads like this.
>anyway mfw

>>591758478
Send me some money and I will go for you and post results.

>>591758700
Yeah well, I'm Dutch. That's why.

>>591758800
usasexguide is pretty good, but it's pretty hit or miss. Some cities have very active forums, some huge cities have completely dead ones. Like when I tried to check out the santa cruz/san diego area, there was pretty much nothing, but you'll find middle of nowhere cities with reviews posted every day.

Last time I fucked a hooker I got a text from her at 0430 in the morning 4 days later telling me she used to be a man... And sent me a link to a piece The Sun newspaper did on her op.

Best head I ever got.

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just came back http://www.foro-elite.com/forum.php if u /b/ ever come to mexico that's your page good prizes hot asf. Can get younger ones but thats a whole lot of process

>>591759031
I was really surprised. I was expecting her to be fairly open minded, and basically not a dead fuck that just laid there and wouldn't go on top or take it from behind.

She ended up being kicked out and waiting for the the bus on her own.

>>591758478
Worked for Ron Jeremy

>>591759615
unfortunately I don't have a monster dong. I'm only packing like 6.25"

>>591759261
What a bitch. Not all dutchies are like that though thankfully.

>>591758129
she must be ugly old and used now

>>591759032

Nice, I'll check it out later bro.

The best experience I've ever had btw is posting an ad to craigslist looking for a regular college-aged girl willing to accept money. I posted an ad and only got responses from obvious escorts and fugly old-bags at first and gave up. But like 3 weeks after I posted I got a message from a cute English student studying in Southern California. I was so fucking excited I jerked off to the clothed pics she sent me. I met up with her 3 times but she was too much of a crazy cunt and I stopped visiting her.

>>591750957
setting your standards a bit to high for your idea of a hooker their buddy

>>591758478
>picture a taller fatter balder danny devito.

HAHA. Gott mein sides!!

Oh come on, this thread was fucking active and now it's dead?

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>>591754330
typical dr hookers

>>591760924

dr? Also, eww

>>591761133
dominican republic.

i smell rara ITT

>>591761233

No idea wtf that means but no black escorts for me, ty.

I have heard that Caribbean blacks consider themselves superior to American blacks which I just consider loltastic. You're black. You come from that inferior, non-mixed-with-neanderthal stock and you're just plain unattractive.

>>591760287
Greentext?

>>591761453
>inferior, non-mixed-with-neanderthal
kek. the neanderthals went extinct because they were out-competed

>>591761680

Neanderthals had bigger brains. Do you notice it's just stupid people that breed the most while intelligent people have 1, 2 or no babies? That was probably the problem with Neanderthals. They were intelligent, didn't breed as much, and were overwhelmed by Homo Sapien numbers. White, euro/asian people have the highest percentage of Neanderthal DNA and are also the most intelligent. Coincidence? I think not. Btw blacks have no neanderthal DNA in them unless they're mixed with white.

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>>591755080
>tfw shemale has bigger dick than you and is out of your league
I love the modern world.

>>591762030
cool. big-brained dickless faggot masterrace. oh wait

>>591756079
>http://www.yummyasianlondon.co.uk/gallery/ts-valentine-/83
go to a good flatrate whorehouse in germany.
150 Euro 12 hours of stay with food sauna and as many fucks as you can stand.
www.pauschalclub.de for example

>>591755080

Ugh. Be ashamed.

>>591761664

What do you mean Greentext?

>>591762447
as long as he admits that he's not straight, I don't see a problem with it. It's disgusting and homosexuality is a mental illness, but it only makes me mad when they're in denial about it. Pretty much every trap-lover though is in extreme denial.

>>591756927
the really cheap ones, like 60 euro a day ae shit. old dirty houses, just rumanian and bulgarian girls who are unfriendly and try to just make you cum as fast as possible without some fun in the rooms, no kissing, trying to exort money for special services and stuff. and only turks and rumanian customers. a whitey will get ignored by the girls there. The better ones are fine. i like the chain i posted in my earlier post. if there is french kissing "zungenküsse" in a girls description she will do it and it´s like GFE.
Plus you can always have some fun at the show if you do not care about public fucking.

>>591762655

I 100% agree with everything you said. In fact, the reason I said "be ashamed" is because of what you wrote in your last sentence.

>>591759092
She was in The Sun? Must have been a classy bird.

>>591762655
son, you're so far in closet you're finding last years forgotten christmas presents at narnia border control

>>591763056
at least i've never fucked a man

>>591763282
>implying i have

i'm a bottom :^)

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>>591763056
kek

>>591762606
Give us a run down of one of your meetings with the lady
>invited her in
>opened my wallet and pulled out chloroform covered rag
>she's on the floor
>did her up the ass like a dinosaur

>>591763459
that's even worse, jesus christ i think i got the gay from this post

>>591763590
Sorry to break it to you, but you've always been a faggot.

>>591763750
i'm not the one who has willingly taken a dick up the ass.

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>>591763590
>tfw you've got an 8 inch cock relentless pounding your shitter

felsgoodman

Anyone else into street hookers? Got a bit addicted to picking up chicks and getting blowjobs in the car myself.

>>591764286
too risky for me. I like it when the girl at least pretends to like me, so I only g o for escorts. A lot more expensive, but you get what you pay for

>>591764286
Sometimes i would go back from a night out high as fuck and i the way home i would go to the hooker alley at 3 am just to find some trannies and i still made them suck my cock even one time i fucked one by accident feelsgood.jpg though

>>591764658
it's hard to be more shameful than a dude addicted to hookers, but you tranny lovers have managed to do it.

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>>591764658
>even one time i fucked one by accident
>fucked one by accident
>fucked
>by accident

>>591764463
Risky in what way? Is it illegal where you are?

>>591764658
and by accident i meant he actually fooled me int thnking he was a girl, ended up realizimg that im in hes anus and his ball are hitting mines.
Since then no more street walkers for this cowboy

>>591764869
yes. It's pretty much a guarantee that any attractive streetwalker is an undercover cop here. The rest are drug addicts.

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I've been her human toilet once. Shat right into my mouth and made me swallow.

Never going there again.

>>591765331

Again, be a-fuckin-shamed...jesus christ...

>>591760924
I've paid €60 for worse hookers.

>>591764018
You must have me confused with the tranny fucking faggot. Dicks don't interest me. The only one that concerns me is in my own pants.

I prefer to get girls before they realize they are hookers. Girls that just need some money. Then her friend needs some money. And her friend needs some money. I've been going from girl to girl like this for 2 years. They are all hookers, they just not "out" yet.

>>591765627
my bad, but if i'm a faggot for thinking tranny fuckers are faggots and that fags are disgusting/mentally ill, then so are you.

>>591765712
How do you find these prostitutes in denial?

>>591765712
the problem is, once they get down that road it's hard to stop it from snowballing out of control. I was a girl's first client, and we went out for a bit while she practically lived with me because she was in a bad situation. Eventually though she realized she could do better than just "getting by" on my money, and started posting ads again. Before I knew it I was just another client again.

Eventually she got on heroin and I never heard from her again.

>>591765525
I tried something and it wasn't for me. Nothing to be ashamed about it.

But you're here, in a thread on /b/ trash-talking other people. Doesn't get any lower.

You have to wear a condom with prostitutes and that shit basically like fucking a grocery bag.

>>591765829
Who said that's why you're a faggot? You have the reading comprehension of an African child. My point was that you've just been a closeted faggot your entire life. Your obvious hatred is just pent up resentment for those faggots living their life in the open, all while you choke on tranny dongs. Apparently them being in a dress makes you feel better about it.

>>591765872
Started with my ex-wifes best friends daughter. She was either gonna start stripping or do something for money. I told her I knew what she could do. Me. And she keeps hooking me up with her friends that are poor. The fucking recession was the best thing ever to happen to me. All of these girls were hot and 18-25.

>>591766219
who lacks reading comprehension here? This is why we need fucking IDs back. Tranny fuckers are homosexuals, I would never have sex with one because I am not sexually attracted to men, and I have never said anything remotely supporting fucking trannies.

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>>591765189

>>591766082
Your point? They're fucking hookers, who cares.

>>591765331
Care to tell how it went down?

>>591766344
Alright, well as fun as it is trolling the angry and retarded, I'm getting bored with you now that I'm done taking a shit and can move around again. Stay gay, nancy boy.

>>591766241

See, I thought the recession would be the best thing for finding desperate young girls too but it just hasn't been the case for me. What makes it worse is that everytime I post an ad on Craigslist look for desperate soon to be hookers (which all females are), I get reported/my ad taken down. Sigh. Too bad I don't have good luck.

>>591766490
my point is that i once made the mistake of thinking of them as other humans that i could come to actually care about. I've learned from that experience and since then treat them like the sex robots who are programmed to get your money that they are.

What's fucking a hooker like?

>>591766344
hey even though i fucked the tranny by accident or made them suck my cock im not gay but dont hate em just went to deep into the hooker addicition that ended on my fucking a men that when i was going to stop forever.... thrn got into escorts and voila! here i am

>>591766647
Bags of sand bro

>>591765525

why should he be?

go fuck yourself, judgemental ass.

>>591766647
warm apple pie

>>591766647
>>591766647
Like fucking a random stranger, just that they're good at sex. Can feel less awkward than a stranger.

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Anyone tried hookers in Los Angeles?

I've been out here a while, but too nervous/ignorant to try it...

>>591766647
most of the time, it's just like fucking a dead fish who says "you cum yet?" every 2 minutes. Sometimes it's ok, but it's never the same as having real consensual sex.

>>591766241
Also, every single one of them fucked me like a girlfriend. Heavy kissing, dancing, playing. They were turning themselves on to have a good fuck. Not like prostitutes do (i have had plenty of them also).

>>591757883
Can you stop it with the bad photoshops already?

Girl has an instagram blog and everything, chances are you never met her

>>591766954
pics dawg

>>591763572

The first time was great. I took her out for a coffee-date just so she could see that I was normal. She was really cute and looked appreciative that I was paying for everything on our date and asked her if she could start right away. She said yes and we went back to her dorm (where she was an RA) and I fucked her while she moaned like the little whore that she was. The fact that she was "in charge" of her floor as an RA made it that much hotter. The second time we just drank heavily in her dorm and fucked. The third time we went on a movie date and she was acting kind of stand-offish. I fucked her but she ended it early and told me to finish into some toilet paper. I had no idea why she was being such a cunt but I can't stand ungratefulness (especially for what I was paying her). I just didn't bother to ever respond to any of her text messages after that.

>>591766954
>>591766940
then you need to try some real good hookers/escorts, every single one ive gotten nevers looks at the time even stay more with you if u give them a good fuck, girlfriend experience thats what i called it

>>591767147
Sounds pretty good.

>>591766801

Perhaps because he let another male shit in his mouth and forced him to swallow said shit while pretending that said male was a female. Embarrassing. You're probably one of those delusional FAGGOTS (and I mean that in the worst sense i.e. you're subhuman way).

>>591766608
Oh I see. Lucky for me I knew my wife's best friend would get high with her daughter at age 14. I knew she would be an easy target. Then you have to "help" her friends. That's the key point. She has friends, and her friends have friends.

>>591767137
Sorry, using my phone right now.

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>>591766578
Sure. I contacted her by email, she said she's only doing toilet stuff with people who had booked her before, so we did a normal session.

I then made an appointment a week later. Couldn't sleep much the night before, was pretty excited.

When we got there she asked me about previous experience, I said I had none but wanted to try no matter what. She liked it, said I'll likely regret it but would never find out if I tried. She then asked if I wanted to be tied up and forced to do it so I couldn't chicken out. She said it in a way that made me super hot... idk, dismissive in a way. Like, don't be that chicken, let me tie you down.

So she did... inserted a ring gang in my mouth, placed my head in a box and tied me up real good.

Then she started with spanking my balls with a riding crop, hurt like a bitch... but hey, that's what I paid for.

Then she spat into my mouth and asked me to swallow... I didn't first, so she spanked my balls really hard. So I did.

Then she sat down on my mouth with her snatch and started peeing slowly. Tasted awfully bitter and yucky, but I gulped it down. Then she turned around... I was already flapping, knowing what was to come.

So I felt her asshole pucker against my lips, her weight pushed me down... I couldn't move an inch, or close my mouth. And then she pushed her shit in...

It tasted absolutely disgusting and bitter... probably spend swallowing on it for ten minutes or so, all while she would spank my balls, pushing out more and more shit.

As soon as she got up I had to vomit, shit stank... like shit... and we ended the session. I got out and felt sick for like two days....

>>591767413
What kind of money were you paying them and what kind of service were you getting in return?

When you looking get the ones that say GFE...for the guys scared to get them for being caught there's a website where you can get other gents experience

>>591767529
we can wait but post pics of the girls

>>591767289
I've had that. It's not the same. These girls I am talking about are working up the nerve to fuck a 40 year old guy for the first time. It's like a first date, not a girl friend. That's such a turn on.

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>>591767543
Can't... stop... laughing...

>>591767305

Yeah it was good the first time but even by the second date I was seeing the cracks and by the third date well, you already read how it went. Wish I could find another girl like her that was more normal and appreciative. But like I said, every attempt to post to Craigslist is either blocked/removed or responded to by obvious low-life escorts.

>>591767543
at least she was honest about it up front. You shoudl have listened to her warnings

>>591767543

Unironically sounds like fun

>>591767920
You think I didn't think about that before?

Like I said, I wanted to try it either way. Turns out I'm not into it, but the experience was worth it. I didn't like the shit part. But I liked that I was forced to do something like that and couldn't avoid it one bit.

>>591768016
i can understand a lot of fetishes, but eating someone else's shit will never make sense to me. How does that turn you on?

>>591767817
i get ya know seems hot. Little sluts that are desperate/need quick cash and dont mind fucking anyone

>>591767631
Usually $50. For Christmas I brought home 2 best friends. Gave them Christmas bonus, $150 each. But that was because I was really happy and had lots of money. They both had kids with no toys. I made their christmas very good and they were very happy. I had a great time too! Lol

Thread needs archive

>>591747234
How much did you pay for her?

>>591768281

I envy you. Best orgasms of your life?

>>591768454
like 250 buck moreless

>>591768016
I know, right? I've toyed with the idea of doing it again, but maybe not with her. She's a bit too skinny for my taste.

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alright, contribooting

>look on vivastreet (craigslist type shit)
>see Chinese girl doing massages pretty cheap
>fuck it, why not
>advert says she's 24
>eventually find her place, get let in
>clearly not 24, probably late 30's at least
>fuck it, face is still quite nice and she's not fat
>get nekkid, awkwardness is off the charts because she barely speaks any english
>start with back massage, is it supposed to hurt this much?
>roll over, checking her out
>not bad body, cute face for an older woman
>suddenly notice hairy arm pits
>stare at ceiling while she oils my cock, jerks me off and sucks on my nipple
>mfw sucking my nipple
>eventually cum buckets
>awkwardness resumes, get dressed quickly and shown the way out

Damn, I think this thread is dying. Was so good too before it became a faggot seeking faggot discussion thread

>>591768397
Then get to it.

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>>591767354

two consenting adults.

the rest is your own immaturity and societal notions of right and wrong you are too weak to overcome.