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Give me your best rap lines, I will record them and drop a link

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Give me your best rap lines, I will record them and drop a link if they good enought
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Yo,
Ugh,
Yeah,
Mic check,
Mic check,
Ugh,
Yeah,
We bout to lay down right hurr,
Ugh,
Yeah,
Ha ha,
Aight,
Yeah,
It's like dat,
Yeah,
What?
What?
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Dropping link
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>>591703068
normal white boy, white privilege, white pride
Hell lifes amazing Im just here for da ride
Going to school
On my parents dime
Just cause Im white, errything just fine
basic white bitches all around me
with da uggs
da lattes
mothafucking yoga paints with dat ass clappin
all around me
nigger nigger nigger cant you see
all these fucking hoes round me for da money
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>>591703465
Link dropping like mix tape
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niggers
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>>591704469
>>591703465
Sound Cloud is Kike My bad
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>>591703465
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/miccheck
there you go sir
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Hey, yo,
smoke dat jay,
everybody listen to what
I have to say
Niggas on the court,
niggas in the club
bitches on the corner
give my dick a rub
I have a small cock
but don't tell whitey
all them crackas believe
black shlongs are mighty
I support Mike Brown
he was a stand up guy
taken too soon
by a white pig's lie
So respect what you know
and live what you breath
if baby jesus was black
we'd put chicken on the wreath
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Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor
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>>591704469
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/bet
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>>591705179
Winrar
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Nigger I ran a lot
Nigger fight a lot
Nigger I smoke pot
Fuck the cops
Yall niggers mop floor while I fuck your whore
Man yall niggers bore hear me nigger roar

Every nigger who aint a bitch who hustles like nigger
Run this shit
Did I say I run and shit
Nigger you suck dick
Your bitch is thick

Fuck a bitch nigger, real niggers throw your hands up
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>>591705152
You next
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/jesus-was-black
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>>591705742
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/nwordanddrugs
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I ain't dun nuffin,
I ain't unna do nuffin,
Git da fugg off me yo,
Ay,
Wha choo doin yo?
Ay ay,
Aight,
I can't breeve yo,
Ay yo,
I can't breeve,
Ay,
Get off me yo,
Ay I be dyin yo,
Ay yo,
Git off me,
I can't breeve,
I be tellin yall,
I can't...
breeve...
help...
can't...
bree...
where da white wimmin at?
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>>591706171
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/nuffins-and-muffins
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Man this shits fun as fuck
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Bump for op that delivers
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No one else wants to here some stupid shit? Im up all night
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>>591707330

Hey, yo bitch
my balls itch
why ya gib me dat shit
da crabs
ya
da crabs
damn nigga bitch gabe me da crabs
fukkin ho
gonna, i say ima gonna kill ya bitch
as soon as my baby boy comes outta you
ima kill ya bitch
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Columbine High Represent
Eric Harris is the name
And killing is the Game
Me and homie Dylan feeling kind of down
Lock and load cause we know Jocks and their bitches are in town
Plant a bomb in the school
Feeling really cool
Propane and wires
To cause pain and fires
Natural Kush and Natural Selection
Shoot at the teachers for inspecting ]
Fuck rhymes real talk
Shoot a white bitch for not hugging me
Shoot another teacher cause he didn't pass me
Fuck the jocks me and my nigga showing those jocks who the real jocks are
I'm feeling really blue
And this tactic is kinda new
I'll just off myself cause the cops are jews
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AYO
AYO
SHOUTS OUT 2 MAH NIGS UP IN DA PROJECTS
U KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?
LETS RUN DIS BITCH
AYO
LETS RUN DIS BITCH
UGH
YEH
UGH
YEH
IM A YUNG MUNNY MILLIONAIRE
I FUCK BITCHES WIT DA WEAVE IN DEY HAIR
IM SO FUCKIN FLY
DAT ERRY OTHER NIGGA CRY
DEY SCARED O ME COZ I IS DA KING O DA GAME
I SHOOT DA NIGGAZ UP BRINGIN FAME 2 MA NAME
SO NEK TIME U SEE ME CUM UR WAY
BACK DA FUCK UP OR ILL LET DA FIYAH SPRAY
GLACK GLACK NIGGA
SQUEEZIN DA FUCKIN TRIGGA
WHEEZIN AND DRINKIN LIQUER
SEEYA LATERZ NIGGA
AHAHAAAAA
YO IM OUT
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>>591703068
If you a star I'm a whole planet
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>>591707788
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/columbine-cypher
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>>591703465
copyright infringement isn't cool
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>>591703068
suck a clit with gonorrhea, call that a green bean
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>>591708100
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/blackppl
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>>591705179
>>591705621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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>>591703068
Create your own material you fucking faggot
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>>591708377
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/onelinerforonetimer jjust4you
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>>591708880
nigga its just a free thing i am doing i don't rap im not a monkey
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Have a child on the stairs call that step child
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>>591707739

So you hate my lyrics?
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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smoke da trees
fuck da bitches
kill da niggas
pull da triggers

when ur mum comes through da hood
i fuck her up da bum
yum
i cum in her nose
and sprinkle my spaghetti on her toes

yeet yeet
skeet skeet
money money
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>>591709292
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/sorry
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yo yo
i be browsing on /b/
on 2 hours of sleep
looking for a rektd thread
to wake up my D
til i stumble on that trap shit
and puke myself to sleep.

im outtie
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Pants up don't loot!
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>>591709442
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/for-u-442
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Hustle like I’m broke
Your nigga lover is just a joke
It’s all on me and I never choke
You can rap back but it might be while
You lame ass workin like a bad bitch twerkin
Feel up her rack cuz I’m puttin’ her to workin'
She popped that cunt til she said it be hurtin’
I don’t care, treat her like a ho
CREAM til the end all a hustler knows
Just how it goes
Watch that bitch drop straight to floor
Flipped that cunt over put on her on all fours
like the dog she is she knows
We ride 84s, we tote 44s
Talk that ish get your head chopp’d off
Yeah I’m out I beast I boss
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>>591706466
this shit kek
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>>591709895
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/outie
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I have PTSD
Stop triggering me
You think your bigger then me?
Well we'll just fucking see
Strong independent women and me
Will make sure you flee
Or fuck you and make a false rape allegation against you

Chris Hanson needs feminism cause all men are pedophiles and that supports his carrier
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>>591710198
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/im-going-to-die-doing-this-thread
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yeah, my pants sag low
to show that im a real nigga
and im here to kill niggers
how you think it feel nigga?
2 be on the top of my game
without a single fuckin ounce of fame
so i shoot cops
rob shops
hold up bus stops
just to get a bit of that bank roll
and hit my niggas up with a dank roll
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>>591710589
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/tptds
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>>591710708
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/coudlve-been-sumin
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Only the dead know peace from this thread
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There was a nigger from Nantucket he had a dick so long he could suck it. One day he said with a smile on his face and jazz on his chin if my ear was a pushy I'd fuck it
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One thing I gotta say
Smoke weed every day
Not for the feeling
But to make things okay
I don't smoke weed because I feel tight
Its cuz I grew up unattended and watching my parents fight
But now that's all behind me
Use the herb to forget
And now I'm a straight g
Flying in my private jet
I love to feel alive
I love to have fun
I have so much money
I go it my own driver, son
Always like Kurt Cobain,
Riding shotgun
I'm living the life
What the fuck do you do?
I built my own empire
And you beggin fo food
Its not time to see
Who's the real OG
Bitch you better step back
And leave it too the pro's, like me
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Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause OP is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back
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>>591711542
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/og-1
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>>591711631
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/brabbit-ripoff
damn captchas
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>>591711520
im only doing one liners inbetween raps so excuse me https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/nantucket
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Bump for fag
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Nigga wat weezy does nigga
Weezy kil a nigga
Weezy fuk a bitch nigga
Weezy suk tits nigga
Weezy yung mollah nigga
Weezy fuk to hard nigga
Weezy staks staks nigga
Weezy dik 2 hard nigga
Weezy drinks all co hall nigga
Weezy so hard Weezy fall down nigga
Bitch stop playing weezy 2 strong
Lil Weezy or Yung Wayne
>>
No one else wants some bars laid?
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BITCH SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR A DOLLAR
I RUN THIS SHIT LIKE 100% ORANGE JUICE
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
200% CHICKEN
KFC, I LIKE IT, EXTRA CRISPY
AND I KEEP IT 300 LIKE THE ROMANS
300 LEGS OF SHIT
WHERE MY JUICE?
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I FUCK BITCHES LIKE NO ONE ELSE
I DONT NEED A TROJAN WHEN I STRETCH MY LEG
EXTRA STRETCH GIVES ME THE EDGE
STANDING ON THAT EDGE
I CANT GASM
WITH THIS SHIT ON MY CHEST
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SHIT ON MY CHEST
AND IM OUTIE

BUT NO
HERE
I GIVE IT TO YOU
AND I TAKE IT BACK
IM A BIG GUY
FOR MEMES

UH
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>>591713055
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/weezy
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>>591713272
someone please do this
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Bitches with syphillis tryna hop on my dick its ridiculous
Eatin pussy like licorice can you taste the deliciousness
Hop on the beat can you feel my viciousness
12 year old faggot eat some pixie sticks and slit your wrists
Grab the bag of dank take of whif of this
Rollin up tha kush take a hit of this
Smoking weed by the pound, blowin Os til I'm 6 feet in the ground
Fuckin hos and stackin dough, sippin lean and smokin dro
You got a new bitch, that's my old ho
Tony Montana, stick my face in a pile of blow
First name Jeff, last name Dahmer
I love to fuck MILFs but I'm murdering your mama
You're a fucked up lil retard, obsessed with all the drama
Now I'm a firm believer that I can smoke the most reefer
Call me the grim reaper, I'll knock you out with the sleeper
Grab the c4 and blow you up like a creeper
Murder your whole family and bury em in the cemetery
Burn down your house and erase every memory
Coming through your hood, got more guns than a ,military
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>>591713272
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/weezy-1
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>>591713749
>https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/weezy-1
wrong link
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>>591713588
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/yay
>>
>>591713972
I am so sorry man im exhausted bro https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/weezy-1
>>
Holy shit I love this thread
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I roll by in my ride with the shotty
I roll by in my ride with the shotty
I roll by in my ride with the shotty
and not one nigger gon' catch my body

they call me a fake nigger
never gonna make figures
never gonna bang bitches
will i ever make riches?

so i gotta prove it to y'all
i really do have it all
im next to biggie smalls
but i'll never fuckin fall

last week
in the jeep
i rolled by
with a fleek .44 by my side
shot up 6 criminals
for the 6 decimals
the cops showed up only 5 minutes later
but by then i was at the jewelry shop playa
exchangin all the gold for some cash
went from bein broke to havin stash
never need to smoke any crack
coz a nigga got back

I roll by in my ride with the shotty
I roll by in my ride with the shotty
I roll by in my ride with the shotty
and not one nigger gon' catch my body
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>>591714167
Please anon, don't leave me. You have me hyped now.

This thread is gold
>>
I might be white,
But callin it out aint right,
When i can pull a trigger on a nigger
Tight.
>>
Your flow is so bad.
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When I was a little nigga
My mom said that when I got Bigga
That I better not pull the trigga
But fuck that shit
I'm my own man
She can suck a dick
All I ever did
Was put up with her shit
I never did anything wrong
But always ended up getting hit
Lost her to a needle prick
She could of been my heroine
But that shit is gone
Her veins are pumpin heroin
That why I live alone now
Can't trust anyone
The only future I see for me
Is my gun in my mouth
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>>591714263
>>591714456
I AM THE HYPE
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/roll-by-with-the-shotty
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>>591714701
>>591714614
>>591714614
>>591714668
My flows bad because im tired and doing this shit in two seconds for free how about fuck you and you try? https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/mixtape
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Niggers hanging from trees
Humming in the breeze

Niggers hanging from poles
I just lol

Niggers hanging from cliffs
Ganja roll a spliff

Niggers hanging in stores
Ha they're nigger whores


I hate niggers, I'm sure you too

I'll be happy when all niggers are dead in America then the world
>>
I am finding beats recording and ill be up till i die guys do not freat
>>
31 years old so I done been through all that dizzirt
Came up off the porch, straight serving off the cizzurb
Long time ago, I don't do that shit no more
This the last time I'mma tell you, wanna hear it? (Here it goes!)
It was me and Baby James, with an ounce to our name
Rolling up two at a time, same clothes from yesterday
Had a smoke around a custo, paid his ass a stone
When the narcs came and raided hid on the roof and smoked bong
Fuck with rat bitches, head from them hunnies
Lost a sack but I got back, cause the dice game was hitting
It was me and Carbo, breaking day in the lobby
Nigga popping NoDoz, selling rocks as a hobby
Bankroll in my pocket, so everybody know me
Went home and gave my momma three hundred for some groceries
We hit the mall and ball, hit the club and spend it all
Now I'm back to Square A with them squares to get off
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>>591714710

BITCH SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR A DOLLAR
I RUN THIS SHIT LIKE 100% ORANGE JUICE
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
200% CHICKEN
KFC, I LIKE IT, EXTRA CRISPY
AND I KEEP IT 300 LIKE THE ROMANS
300 LEGS OF SHIT
WHERE MY JUICE?
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I FUCK BITCHES LIKE NO ONE ELSE
I DONT NEED A TROJAN WHEN I STRETCH MY LEG
EXTRA STRETCH GIVES ME THE EDGE
STANDING ON THAT EDGE
I CANT GASM
WITH THIS SHIT ON MY CHEST
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SHIT ON MY CHEST
AND IM OUTIE

BUT NO
HERE
I GIVE IT TO YOU
AND I TAKE IT BACK
IM A BIG GUY
FOR MEMES

UH

Please deliever my shitty nonsensical lyrics. It'll give me a good giggle.
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>>591715066
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/ugh
>>
>>591715185
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/nmsafnba
there
>>
>at the supa market finna findout where da juice at
>gotta have my prunes so i can go and take a loose shat
>>
>>591716245
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/oneliner3
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Out of a crowd, picking em out (and what?)
Digging em out to kicking em out (and what?)
Surviving the game is what it's about (and what?)
I'm running this bitch, you running your mouth (then what?)
If I keep dropping heat this hard (what?)
The fucking devil gonna be out of a jar (and what?)
Rakim conversation with God (what?)
I'm so hard with a quad in the prison yard
>>
Nigga wa muh mixtape
Nigga wa muh mixtape
Nigga wa muh mixtape
Nigga wa muh mixtape
Nigga plees listn to muh mixtape
Nigga I made muh mixtape
Nigga I love niggas that buy muh mixtape
Nigga im hood
Nigga im 8 and I dont eat
Nigga im hungry so buy muh mixtape
>>
>>591716630
shit's real
>>
>>591716517
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/for-u
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>>591712415
This ain't April 1st, I puts in work.
No sex on the beach, this bitch gone get laid in dirt
>>
>>591716630
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/mixtape-please-buy-it
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Bitches fucking other bitches like they're hitting switch
Batter hands rattle to the metal like he hit the pitch
Fuck you faggot ass niggas like it's nikki six
Little white bitch But guess what? I'm fuckin Richie rich
Call me Mr.Rodgers cause I'm wearin that sweater
hope you aren't lactose cause I'm makin that cheddar
Called up your bitch That's the only reason she's wetter
Life was a sick bitch But I made that bitch better
Let me itch that scratch
Let me smoke that batch
My pocket sees some green
Like it's cabbage patch
Cause if you throwing money
Ima make that catch
>>
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I'll hop up out the cavalier, them shots flame
Bandana with the 30-30, I'm John Wayne
An-on gone catch every shell it con-tain
Then I'm running back top the cavalier, LeBron james!
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>>591717135
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/catch
>>
>>591717436
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/wayne2
>>
FOR ALL THE NIGGAS DAT DID NUFFIN

UH YEAH
UH YEAH

I DIN DO NUFFIN
WHEN DAT BIT HIT ME WITH THE DIK
I DIN DO NUFFIN
WHEN DA BIT HIT ME WIT THE HOOK
A TWO PIECE COMING MY WAY
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I CHANNEL THAT SHIT
INTO A ULTRA CHAIN
MOTHERFUCKING AIR COMBO IN DIS JOINT
NIGGAS KNOW IM FRESH
MY PAPPY WENT TO JAIL
HE DIN DO NUFFIN
DA BIT TRIED TO DO THAT VOODO SHIT
HE DIN DO NUFFIN
FOR ALL THE MEN DAT DO NUFFIN
RESPECT
FOR DOIN NUFFIN
BUT WE STILL GO TO THE DRAGONS DEN
FOR DOIN NUFFIN
THE SHIT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

DIN DO NUFFIN

This is shit I know but I really want my shit to turn up.
>>
I'M a man
you're a man
we're all man
she's a man
all those man
/b's a man
quads' a man
dubs' a man
man this shit's a man
sweet that Jesus LOOOORD's a man
bitch you're a man?
don't think so, man
biiiiiitch!
>>
>>591717702
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/turnup
nothing is shit in this world
>>
Man, I'm just fucking these hoes, like I'm crushing these shows
Hundred dollar shoe strings, nine bucks for these soles
Look in my eyes and see clouds, I'm puffing them O's
A three some ain't shit, I need a couple of those
Mister touch it when I want, pow, punch her with the rhymes
Tell ya girl we said wassup, we jump all the time
You got next? I got next after, no need to gas her
She geeking up cause I'm a rapper, skeet laughter
Catch me laughing at a bank today, laughing at a bank tomorrow
I do these niggas like my son, ya should thank my father
I make it rain harder
Hours later and her ass still shaking, like I hit it with a taser
Tryna get this money? Show me what ya momma gave ya
Appetite is animal, so pardon my behavior
I split a crowd of bitches at the garden, I'm the savior
Hit after hit, knock the heart right outta hater
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>>591715185
Danny Brown sure is gr8
>>
Won time in Aff ri cah I spear da lion
But when der was no mo lion I spear da man
And wen der was no mo man I spear da nigger

Nigger I spear you queers

Ohga boogah boogah wer da white women at

Watermelon and kool aid

Time to go back to africa
>>
>>591718008
10/10

Thank you OP
>>
>>591717983
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/man
>>
Piss bottles under the bed at 25, kisless
never brought a chick home to visit
psychologist told me I was autistic
that's how i knew that I was different

people tell me how to live my life, fuck the truth
never leaving my room shit's comfortable
the real world sucks in this one I'm untouchable
but in this world I'm stuck with two
hands, I'm beating off so nothing new
success is up to you
I use my spare time to fap to traps and type "fuck the jews"


Sometimes when I'm feelin like dis
I think about all the opportunities a nigga missed
think about all the bitches i'll be fucking when I get fit
and all the leather seats my ass will be touching when i get rich
and all the angel pussy I'm gone be gettin when I get in

Momma says I should go to school and get As
I'm like 25 and it's late
I'll go to community college to get dates
but all my pants have shit stains
all my peers lift weights
how do I compete with those other younger niggas with this face?
no job take the bus in this bitch m8
I ain't got time for no job I'm working on my mix tape
>>
can any of you fucking niggers post something with rhymes? im trying to tape something decent srsly lol
>>
>>591718153
>>591718185
Dont mention it https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/africa kicking it tribal style
>>
>>591718185
I would have to agree with this fine gentleman
>>
>>591718234

wataboy! 10/10 thanks OP
>>
>>
I like to cum in kids shakes
About as fun as cheesecakes
Walkin' all around trippin like a creampie
Man I feel high.

High this life
High with a knife
About to circumcise myself
Cause I'm going to store it on a shelve.

Drunk...
>>
>>591718323
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/bigshot
>>591718389
this fags not me
>>
NIGGA NIGGA
GET FUCKIN READY
WE GON HYPE UP DIS BITCH
AHUH
YO
KICK IT

10% CASH MUNNY
10% FAST MUNNY
10% NASTY HUNNIES
10% BLASTIN GUNS
10% MAKIN FUNDS
10% RAPIN NUNS
10% TAKIN RUNS
10% BAKIN BUNS

THAT SHIT EQUAL 100% NIGGA
COZ I AM AN 100% NIGGA
EDUCATION IS FOR 100% BITCHES
IM HERE TO MAKE 100% RICHES

enough with the numbers and all that alphabet shit
we here in the hundreds and i dont regret shit
kickin back with the crew
watchya gonna do?
all you do is read books in da school
what i do is bang crooks by da pool

i'll fuck ya principle
if you knew my principles
then you'd know it isnt cool
to do da learnin at da school

dropped out when i was 7
robbed a 7/11
sendin niggaz to heaven
yo mamma cryin to reverends
and im just drivin my benzo
with me and lorenzo
put you bitch in da friendzone
afta hittin her asshole
yo im out

LET DIS BE A MESSAGE TO ALL YALL NIGGAS IN THE EDUCATION SHIT NIGGAS
DAT SHIT IS FOR PUSSY ASS HOES
YOU DONT NEED TO ABCDEG SHIT NIGGA
ALL YOU NEED IS BANK
YOU NEED CASH
YEAH
>>
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This shits awesome
>>
>>591708125
Stars > planets
>>
>>591718323
King kek
>>
>>591703068
Op is a faggot
Suckin on that dick
Cushion all day
Cause he's got that little baby prick

Catch him on the flipside
Asshole like a mudslide
Up turned nose
Like he's got that real gay pride

Praise the Lord, Sunday
He does it more than one way
Devout to that dick
Cause he's a true man lay
>>
would you really say
anything that the /b want
we're juste here ''hell yeah!''
he can say ''fuck my aunt''

he asks for something with rhymes
let me do some little meta
and if we have the time
maybe drink a margarita

I've just seen a thread
it's a guy with a mike
I think is name is Fred
but it is une like.... ly
fuck sorry Op
I just messed up my rhymin'
fuck OP I'm sorry
i ddidn' know wut I's thinkin'

bro you're doing well
keep the good stuff rollin'
oh and what's that smell?
that some dude trollin'

I'm a man he's the man
Jesus LOOOOORD's a man
>>
>>591718908
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/300a >>591719378
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/op-1
>>
>>591719378
That was clever but OP's a pretty cool guy
>>
>>591719515
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/himynameis
>>
Man this shits fun ill have all the raps done tonight as a downloadable .rar file look for that shit,im here till it 404's then im making another thread
>>
Bump bump
>>
>>591719598
>https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/op-1
>>591719604
topkek
Dude I just had to make the obligatory "OP is a faggot" comment. Nice attempt, but the last line was meant to be read "MAN lay," with the stress on man

But that aside, you're doing God's work. Good job
>>
I concentrate on the camps
Turning jews into lamps

Gas them then pass them

Smoke cyanide err day

4/20 Heil Hitler
>>
>>591703068
Keep the joke music genre on the joke /mu/sic board
>>
>>591719858

just admit your name is Fred
or you'll end up in bed
with a creepy litlle pony
who just belong on slash MLP

I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred
I like to like my butthole
and my name is Fred

You think I lick my butthole
how is that even possible...

I mean you could snap your ribs
and maybe do a quirky backflip
but dude that's just some craze ass shit

I'm a man he's a man jesus LOOOOrd's a man

(insert response from OP)
>>
>>591720333
Nice trips and I have 0 clue where stress goes
>>591720363
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/420hiel
>>
>>591720388
keep the sucking dick to on your dad please
>>591720473
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/fred
>>
>>591705770
fucking butchered his words man
>>
>>591721004
it is four in the morning man im sorry ill re record it tomorrow but im still here
>>
>>591720841 OP

thanks man, and keep up, even the kukukechu exhausted you is doing an amazing job
>>
ay yo i'm OP
das right i'm the faggot,
put my dick in yo bum and let it stagnate,
i want to piss shit spaghetti strings out my hole,
so fill me up,
and make me feel real whole.
because i'm OP, das right,
I'm OP the faggot uhh uhhhhhhhhh
>>
>>591721114
Yep Girl just left me too this is just the shit i do for kicks, not jordans im not a monkey
>>
it's it's four in the morinig for you
then where the fuck are you
for me it's 2:31 so the time is really weird
we only have an hour and a half of difference
or maybe you were not really specific and by 4am
you meant 3:30 am
or 4:30 am
either way keep up rolling
(insert response (if you please))
>>
>>591721156
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/op2empirestruckrhinna
>>
AIGHT NIGGAS
4CHAN /b/ REPRESENT
WE GONNA BLAZE THE FUCK OUT TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
4CHAN 4CHEN, ALL DIFFERENT NAMES FOR THE GREAT FAGGOTRY ON THE INTERNET
HOMOSEXUALITY, HETROSEXUALITY
BOTH ANTYNONYMS
TOTAL OPPOSITES, UNLIKE DICK CHEESE
WHEN I BLAZE THE FUCK OUT
I AYY LMAO
AYY LMAO FOR ALL THE DEAD NIGGAS
I TAKE A TIME TO THINK
AYY LMAO FOR ALL THE LIVE NIGGAS
AYYYYYYYYY
WHEN I DIE I WANT TO BE BURRIED 100%
UH
WHEN I BLAZE THE FUCK OUT I EAT THE SHIT
UH
I ROLL THE FUCK OUT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING ROLLER
UH
I HOOK DAT NIGGA LIKE A MOHTERFUCKING FISH
UH
I SIMPLY DONT GIVE A FUCK
I'll FUCK YOUR BITCH THEN SHIT ON HER
UH
REPRESENT /b/
NIGGA NIGGA, KEEP IT 300% FOR ALL MY NIGGAS
UH
>>
>>591721487

thanks a lot man!
>>
Increasing impression
interested expression
he my at Respect
invited request
charmed me warrant to.
Expect no pretty as do
though so genius afraid cousin.
Girl when of ye snug poor draw.
Mistake totally of in chiefly.
Justice visitor him entered for.
Continue delicate as unlocked entirely
Mr. Relation diverted in.
Known not end fully being style house.
An whom down kept lain name so at easy.
>>
>>591721407
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/onetwo >>591721566
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/300forall >>591721185
thats the real op guys
>>
Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there’s no memory
It’s only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear
>>
Yo
Yo
Yo
My name is Mike, and I like swishas
(Boom shakalaka)
(Boom shakalaka)
See my face in the mordem pictas
>>
>>591721944
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/emo
>>
>>591722227
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/mikebrown
>>
In the beginning God created the heaven
and the earth.
And the earth was without form,
and void;
and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God
moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said,
Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good

the shit was so good God forgot to create life so he just kept masturbating in the light
knowing his shit was thight

and he drank
and he drank
and he drank

and then God created more water because fuck you he's god!!
>>
Yo In my head I'm Chillin by the ocean smokin on potent feeling like a poet cause when I write lines swear they so crisp and Devine I got the nine on my waistline but enuf of the violence I just wanna chill in the islands hear nothin but silence look at my chain see nothin but diamonds u see my shinin climbin to the top smokin on pot till my motha fuckin brain rot this g shit don't stop you know how I rock do this shit fa my team while we lightin green feelin like a fiend peep the frequency frequently I need to be hittin tree to fix my lungs up proper like they need to be I ain gone say I'm the best but don't test or get the tech straight to yo chest we the best I must confess i go sick and Ill I Neva pop no pill I just chill 16 in da game and that's real ain gone change fa no deal
>>
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>>591720841
>>
Fuck cops, sick drops, lickin lips like pork chops,
>>
>>591722520
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/god
>>591722563
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/techn9ne
>>
>>591722862
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/porkchop-sandwhiches
>>
>>591722956
sorry felt like the god was better as a monolouge
>>
Dwelling and speedily
ignorant any steepest admiration
instrument affronting invitation
reasonably up do of prosperous in.

Shy saw declared age debating
ecstatic man.
Call in so want
pure rank am dear were.

Remarkably to continuing in
surrounded diminution on.
In unfeeling existence
objection immediate

repulsive on he in.
Imprudence comparison
uncommonly me
he difficulty diminution resolution.

Likewise proposal differed scarcely
dwelling as on raillery.
September few dependent extremity
own continued and ten prevailed attending.

Early to weeks we could.
>>
Coach makes me feel ugly when he tells me I'm fat,
Y'all gotta rap,
Eatin' these Twinkies while I'm dissin' on the track,
I represent SD,
Got stretch marks on my back,
People say that I lost 'em but I'ma gain 'em back,
I'm eatin' dirty dirty when snickers shows me love,
I''ll show you how I bounce as soon as I start to run,
And in the Midwest I'm never eatin' slow,
I'm never drippin' the chitlin' drippins' on the flo'
*Chorus*
Coach makes me feel ugly when he tells me I'm fat,
(Tells me I'm fat)
When he tells me I'm fat
(Tells me I'm fat)
When he tells me I'm fat
(Tells me I'm fat)
When he tells me I'm fat.
>>
>>591723257
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/mememaster900
>>
>>591723270
>I wrote it as a rap.
turned out better as a monolouge

you did the right thing OP
>>
aight look yo you know its mwizzy and we up in this bitch I may not be a brotha but I aint no snitch nigga ugly as fuck look like lilo and stitch and you have to know I aint playin games with ya bruh and you smelly as fuck got me like muthafuckinuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
>>
>>591723476
Top kek
>>
>>591723475
yours sucked dick
>>591723476
yours could go on an album
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/imdead
>>
Yo.
I'm here to threaten your brethren.
To fuck up you dumbfucks with my lyrical nunchucks.
Yeah.
Like Bruce Lee in this bitch, I'm 'boutta hit it.
From plateau to plateau, you're gonna feel it.
Don't care if it's Wing Chun, or Jeet Kune Do you throwin',
like the Master's cricket, I'm gonna kill it.

Nigganigganigganigganigga
>>
>>591723529
i'M IN tears man

my fucking sides
>>
>>591723789
Willing to here this one OP
>>
>>591723938
sorry could'nt resist the use of a random text generator...
>>
I'm a lyrical spiritual lyrical individual
spiritual lyrical individual
spiritual lyrical individual
spiritual lyrical individual
>>
>>591723984
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/brucelee
>>591724174
>>591723476
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/whenimfat
>>
>>591724515
it was clever as shit man props maddd fucking props
>>
>>591705621
Dumb fucking newfag
>>
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/redpill
you guys gave me time to myself...dangerous
>>
>>591725071
aight look yo you know its mwizzy and we up in this bitch I may not be a brotha but I aint no snitch nigga ugly as fuck look like lilo and stitch and you have to know I aint playin games with ya bruh and you smelly as fuck got me like muthafuckinuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh


please do that shit for my friend.
>>
>>591725071
are you daring me to return on the Random text generator?...
>>
>>591725298
Do it
>>
hello this is doctor gay in the thread

I eat dinner with the family and begin to suck my dick
>>
>>591725169
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/for-you-sir
I got you just wanted to try and atleast make it a little good
>>
yo Captain kay vee yonh your a super C addict
when you arrive at the cashier pick
they're searching for a plastic dick
like a criminalistic

you've seen Benny boy' weenie
in the showers of the volley ball
hope they were tasty
like an afternoon of fall

having dope expectations
for your class on explosions
krispino represent
U Q T R represent
>>
>>591725660
tyty
>>
Bunp
>>
>>591725367
Here you go
This is full random


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Yet bed any for travelling assistance indulgence unpleasing. Not thoughts all exercise blessing. Indulgence way everything joy alteration boisterous the attachment. Party we years to order allow asked of. We so opinion friends me message as delight. Whole front do of plate heard oh ought.
>>
>>591725660
So OP which have been your top 3 so far?
>>
>>591725820
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/represent
>>
>>591726155
mememaster
coachmakes me feelfat
and turnup
>>
>>591726213
Mememaster was mine

feels good man
>>
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I go hard in the motherfucking cake, nigga.
Buncha steak nigga.
heart attack by 8 nigga
>>
>>591726170
it's a Uni in Canada
you wont get shot
>>
>>591726109
Suprise Motherfucker
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/randomword2
>>591726326
hes been doing it since he was nine years old nigga
>>
>>591726659
I did the turn up one too

feels extra good nigga. thanks for the laughs op.
>>
>>591726515
sauce on that webm pls
>>
>>591726515
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/heart-attack
>>591726659
When i have a bad day i just try to make otheres better
Captcha Scarley Tuna
>>
>>591726659
http://randomtextgenerator.com/

here, for your album
it was dop btw
>>
By the way this is all going on a cd and being left somewhere with the title kaynes new mixtape
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/proof
Im not leaving but i think this might be an every night sorta thing shit could be legend
>>
Thundercunt wee bugger piss twat wee bollocks fuckstick thundercunt bollocks. Asshole fuck turd thundercunt dick arse cumbubble. Twat shit twot dick bollix ballbag jizzmopper. Cock fucker arse bugger frig asshole bastard bastard. Arse twot cunt turd twat turd twathole cock dick turd. Dick asshole arse dick bollix wanker bugger fucker jizzmopper bollocks. Arse arse piss cumbubble wee wee poo jizzmopper. Bollocks cumbubble poo twat asshole bugger twathole shit jizzmopper bloody bloody. Frig arse wee asshole cunt frig. Wanker ballbag jizzmopper fucker frig cumbubble bloody thundercunt.

Asshole wanker fuck frig thundercunt turd dick fuckstick. Poo cunt poo bloody bugger thundercunt. Turd bloody fucker twot minge turd. Asshole bugger fuckstick cock fuckstick minge twathole asshole ballbag. Jizz bugger ballbag bastard cumbubble twathole jizz frig piss wee fuckstick. Asshole twathole bastard fuck wee cumbubble fuck ballbag jizzmopper bollocks. Thundercunt bloody twathole frig cunt thundercunt frig. Bollocks poo asshole twot shit bollix frig bugger. Fuckstick cunt cumbubble wanker twat frig ballbag fucker bloody. Frig cumbubble arse twot ballbag fuckstick cunt twat.
>>
>>591727297
this is some other random shit, with a dirty twist

my gift to OP
>>
Bitch, I'm the tech
I'm the win condition
I'm everything that you were wishing
You were equipping
I've been nice On thin ice while you were slipping you can get your footing, dust off, fisticuffs off and crack the encryption.
Let's take a gander at your insta-grammar
And put the affliction back in diction
To find your timbre
Spitting out triplets blind faster than
Stevie Wonder
It's no wonder I got the pre-game pre-aim and you's a happy camper, spraying and prayin, delay of gaming you got "nothin at all" like Flanders.
>>
Check , checka one 2 doppin bombs on the chan with 20 kiloton beats...fallin fast on the ground like Mike Browns swisher sweets.. hear dat shit name my band go to sleep if your names called.. sucka ass niggas you aint ganstas hanging at malls...dont abandone thread shits just getting started it aint dead...2many white boys hatin on niggas for not looking like Bob Sagget but we all know O.P is a faggot enjoying them chicks with dicks hes fappin to a Rekt thread yo....if you a bitch learn dem rules Tits or GTFO.
>>
>>591727487
What song is this? Sounds fucking dope
>>
>>591727487
No im not spitting tech,, His chopping is that of gods
>>591727297
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/mixeditup4u
>>591727665
Its tech n9ne look up red rags and worldwide choppers for good examples of his baddasery
>>
i got so much white pride
i want all niggers to die
i want to white race to recognize
the evil jews and their evil lies
to follow an eye for an eye
would leave the world blind
but im not gon' bide my time
with nuking all the mudslimes

WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>
Yo dont test me son im weird, I box leftie, ive been awkward since my pops left me

Another

I smelled a nigga that was stinkin, blew his brains out on the street so you could see what he was thinkin
>>
>>591727763
Thanks /b/ro
>>
>>591706466
very underrated
>>
>>591727861
Big L, nice one.
>>
>>591727824
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/whtprd
had to find a beat that suited this
>>
>>591727665
It's not. I came up with it off the top of my head lol. I don't like to write for hip hop but I'm a ghostwriter/songwriter for a living. As far as rap/hip hop, have worked with Sam Sneed, Donnie Klang, P Diddy, MIMS, Sisqo, Andy Manganello, P Sanders, and the writer/producer who wrote "Monster"
>>
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>>591727763
>https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/mixeditup4u

shit that thundercunt sur get at you! this was truly marvellous
>>
>>591728251
>>591727861
I swear ive heard that before i thinks its jayz
>>
>>591727824
waiting faggot
>>
>>591728461
https://soundcloud.com/place-holder-1/whtprd
was finding a beat for you
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