You mysteriously find yourself on the streets of New York, standing

>>591693944
Clap

Get the hell out of dodge. There's nothing a single person can do from an hour before.

>>591693944
Masturbate, which is what I was doing at that exact moment the last time it happened.

Don't want to fuck up the timeline.

Get a good vantage point and take a wack ass video.

Turn 360 degrees and sprint away

wait an hour and scream allah akbar

stop flight 93 from taking off by running around newark airport

>>591693944
awwwwesome
find a front row seat and a video camera, smoke a joint and get ready for the fireworks.

>>591693944
Nothing, September 11 was the single most important event in the latter history of the United States' economy, it spurred job creation and somewhat unified pa people for a few days

Sit on a roof with popcorn, a lounge chair, and a score card

>>591693944
start telling people that the towers are going to fall in a few hours. After they fall and people lose their shit over how I knew, I milk every news outlet and talk show for cash appareances

Phone in a bomb theat

>>591694249
This.
I'd go to the nearest tech store and buy five top of the line cameras.
I'd place two of them on rooftops facing the impact points and two facing the exit points, but at more of an angle.
I'd then take the fifth one and aim at the planes as they came in, zooming in to get a clear shot. It would prove without a doubt that it was either a terrorist attack or not. "The Anon Footage" would always be looked at.

>>591693944
Go to the nearest casino and say "two planes on black" or however it works.

>>591694969
Or get jailed for conspiracy.
> 69

>>591694736
This. It made America stronger.

>Go to roof
>take jetpack
>intercept plane 1
>crash into plane 2
>make sure they crash over pentagon
>use Op's time machine to create paradox of infinite planes
>go to mars
>watch the firecrackers

>>591694969
This or end up in Guantanimo.

>>591693944
short airline stocks

I enter the building and save moot before /b/ retro-actively aborted. DUN-DUN DUN DUN-DUN.

>>591693944
Start videotaping about ten minutes prior to the first attack, be sure to include ramblings about how awesome New York is. Mention offhandedly how tall the buildings are and be aiming right up at the first tower as the plane hits.

Proceed to scream like a little girl and start running while still looking back and filming. Post video of both crashes on youtube.

The fact is, some sort of recording of history would be a nice thing, but there's nothing I could do to stop it, and screaming at people to get out/flee would just heap suspicion on me when the attacks DID occur.

>>591695301

????

360 no scope

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Direct every tourist that asks for directions towards the world trade center

>>591693944
>>591694566
>>591695266
>>591695288
>>591695633

Praying using dubs for those who died on 9/11.

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>>591695288
and thats why it was staged by the government.
they knew it would help us more than hinder us. i know they staged it, and im not mad at all.

>>591695119
>your footage is used to confirm that 9/11 was an inside job
>why was there such high quality footage if it WASN'T an inside job?

It is 2001, HD Camcorders are not standard yet, should you perhaps look for 35mm Film Camera for 1920 x 810 24fps glory?

>>591693944
>Go inside one tower
>Light a small contained fire in a garbage can
>Entire building evacuates
>Assuming I don't get caught, move on to the next
>Repeat
>At this point, I'll be arrested
>As they're putting me away I'll tell them what is about to unfold and tell them that I am psychic
>They'll think I'm nuts at first, but they'll see
>The towers go down and I'm heralded as a hero
>Literally swim in poon for weeks

>>591693944
considering im a canuck who's never been to ny, probably get lost and mugged. if i avoid this, run to towers and pull a fire alarm or something to try and clear the place.

>>591695888
>>591695633
>>591695288
>>591695266
>>591694969
>>591694566
>>591693944

This thread.

>>591695119
or they would just think you are a fucking terrorist

>>591695527
>Post video of both crashes on youtube
>2001
How old are you?

>>591693944
Fap furiously to tranny porn

>>591693944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRz4jJ7K1fA

as many of the things depicted in this film that i can get away with.

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>>591696031
You've only got an hour, just grab any fucking camera that you can and get the hell away from there, fucktard

>>591696108
You'd be swimming in that you'd have water poured over your blindfolded face asking you how you knew about the attacks. Remember, they'd be looking for someone to pin it on in any way they could. You'd be a fucking fool to go to the authorities

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>>591695227
For you.

Probably climb to the very top, drop acid and trip the fuck out. Would be crazy to know what it feels like when a 110 story building vaporizes underneath you.

>>591695527

>implying youtube even existed back then
Just stick to selling your footage to news stations. Stupid fuck.

Shit and masturbate at the same time to terrorism

>>591696381
so, an hour to standardize HD camera is what we've got

Call in a bomb threat, building gets cleared, I get arrested and a lot of lives get saved.

>>591695974
>>591696188
I was shooting a fucking documentary.

>>591696160
>>591695288
>>591695888
Dubs and trips confirmed Bush did 9/11.

>>591696381
in 2001 i was a tiny kid with no money, how should i acquire said camera?

>>591693944
Wear a magneto costume and act as if I am controlling the plane, then when shit goes down, hide and take off costume and then blend in admist the chaos

Buy a parachute

Go to the top of tower one viewing platform

Become the most awesome parachutist of all time.

Make sure Seth MacFarlane doesn't miss that fateful flight.

>>591697047
get out of here faggot

>>591696726
Death.
It would feel like death.

I would short sell as many stocks as i could after the stock market crashes and then goes back up i will make a killing kekekekek i actually did this on september 11 i knew it would happen im a dirty shekel collecting jew i planned 9/11 to increase my number of shekels

>>591694540
So run towards it?

>>591697208
Did i make you mad princess?

>>591697082
Didn't you kill Kennedy?

>>591695888

But it wasn't an inside job... Why must people be this fucking retarded?

>>591693944
Tell everyone to evacuate the towers immediately, and keep an eye on the towers within the next hour. I mean a serious eye; watch every single nook and cranny of the buildings from the outside. I know it seems like me being a moralfag, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if there are no people in the buildings, and EVERYONE saw the explosions before the planes hit (which actually happened).

Also, to keep an eye out for UFOs.

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>>591694236
>Masturbate, which is what I was doing at that exact moment the last time it happened.

>>591696998
yeah right you fucking terrorist. now shut the fuck up because you have no rights. shooting a documentary right when the planes hit the towers? thats not how documentaries work shitlord.

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Call my doctor and find out if I can get rid of this bad case of herpes.

Find a good vantage point, get some beer and weed, then just watch.

>>591697611
because there are 77 million signs that point to it. people like you, and no offense to you, just cant follow that far into the rabbit hole like people like me can.

>>591696726
So what you're saying is you want to give yourself an absolutely terrible and horrifying trip, which results in you inevitably dying? Ok anon

>>591697223
Yeah but a superbly horrific one. Imagine standing in the window seeing the plane coming directly at you. Crazy shit.

>tfw you pull the fire alarm in both buildings and everyone evacuates and still there are 400 deaths because of the phone collisions and 9/11 is still 9/11

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Invest in Apple stocks.

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>>591693944

I go with the truth that mossad will carry out a terrorist attack against wtc and the pentagon using al qaeda as patsies...

Call this message to 911, newspapers, radio shows and also post on the internet.... spread spread spread as fast as I can

Go to the building and search for the explosives

>>591697874
Ya, I guess I didn't do enough drugs to be this retarded.

>>591697990
plane*
but you'd also have to convince the firefights to gtfo

Well, yeah, you'd also be suspected as a terrorist.

>>591697990
This is a valid point.

first time I see a plane crash, a new mile run record achievement unlocked.

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>>591697611

>611
>upside down 9
>claims 9/11 wasn't an inside job
>but his logic is..
>UPSIDE DOWN
>...
>flip the argument to hear the truth
>??????
>

>>591698032
muslim detected

>>591697740
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XDaSpopJYEc

Yes they do.

>>591697740
>running drills regarding planes hitting towers right when the planes hit the towers

>>591694969
nice one, /thread

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>>591697874
they'd need an entire mining company to find your head and pull it out your ass. pretentious delusional prick

>>591698317

confirmed logic means truth

>>591693944
call in a bomb threat on both towers. tell them that i have planted high explosives on every floor over the past 9 years during "routine maintenance" and that they will all go off in one hour.

call it in to the pentagon also same shit bomb threat explosives everywhere one our tick tock yadda yadda. etc.

towers get evacuated, general vicinity gets evacuated.
planes hit.

nobody dies except for the ppl on the planes. i am sad to say i do not know how to prevent that shit.

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>>591698329

>>591695521
>implying some other guy wouldn't create 4chan

grab chair popcorn and record with my phone. oh wait.

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>>591698079
you shouldnt accept another way of thinking as retarded. rejected it is the worst thing you can do.
what shows true intelligence, is acceptance of change; of being wrong.
i shouldnt continue to ask you anything because unfortunately, when it comes to people like you, there are some of you that we just cant always save.

I'd fuck her right in the pussy

>>591698317

oh god. OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>591693944

Follow through on my plans to destroy the Twin Towers

>>591693944

Call in "terrorist attack imminent" to 911. Tell them to evacuate WTC and surrounding buildings ASAP as there are hijacked planes inbound, they will be taken over by muslims with plastic boxcutters. Flights united 93... and i forget the others, but ground all planes on the east coast immediately or there will be massive casualties. Inform dispatcher I am a jihadist defector.

Tell him/her that they can be a hero.

Just for one day.

>>591694194
Except evacuate the buildings you retarded faggot

>>591698352

you cant fucking explain setting 4 cameras all pointed at the twin towers right as the planes crash besides being a terrorist. wtf you gonna say? No, im a time traveler and wanted to shoot a dope ass documentary?

>>591695974
how can it be an inside job if the planes came from outside the towers??????

i would start canvassing the streets for all jews, luring them by telling them there is free lox , bagels, and matzo ball soup on the 99th floor of both towers

i'd being doing the world a favor by ridding it of even more jews that day

>>591698956
>He's gotta be a terrorist
>well he's white...what do we do?
>nvm he can't be a terrorist. open and shut ase johnson

>Create world's largest Quran
>Hang it on sides of both towers
>Terrorists can't crash into Quran
Checkmate, Muslims

Wait two hours, take out a loan, buy a shit load of property in Williamsburg before the Hasids do.

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>>591693944
Epic. Confirmed as a starting question in the next Elder Scrolls game.

>>591695357

Welcome to every CT watchlists by every intelligence agency.

Leave nigga what the fuck else am i supposed to do

>>591696998
"and here we have the sandnigger in its natural habitat"

First call cops explaining. If nothing is done to evacuate building, try explaining to reception desk on ground floor. If still nothing, stick around until 15 min b4 then pull all fire alarms I can find. If I can save even one person ill be happy.

>>591695119
Also film the dancing israelis

>>591696367

this is such a good fucking movie

Invest everything I have into Enron

>>591699113
lold

>cut pizza box
>write "JESUS IS COMING"
>start yelling "THE END IS NEAR" while holding the sign
>walk around wtc and repeat for an hour
>???
>people start to worship you

>>591698557
forgot to add that i use a payphone a different one each time and make sure my calls only last 20 seconds so they dont start or finish a trace on me. even if they do i make sure to wear gloves while i handle the phones so no prints are left behind and then i blend into the crowd and take a subway and then a taxi to get out of the city to fuckit jersey proceed to get a train ticket back home.

tracks covered mission accomplished.

Run into the south tower, find some hot girl, rape her in the bathroom. Leave her to die.

>>591693944
find bruce willis - immediately

Here's how you save mostly everyone.
Do the whole fire alarm thing and evacuate the buildings. Maybe even set a real fire. Use a phone booth and call in bomb threats on the specific planes. Use your best terrorist voice. Tell them that you and your comrades are ready and willing to die for Allah. The only way to stop you is to kill you. You then illustrate your plan to bring down the WTC. Maybe they don't take you seriously until the first plane crashes. Oh well. They'll sure as fuck stop that 2nd plane. And the 3rd. And the 4th.

Congratulations. You did all you can humanly do.

>>591695097
Underrated post, the only one that would actually do anything.

>>591695527
You are a retard. The first. Footage I saw started before the attack and was shot from the street below.

>Also YouTube

>>591698935
Wait to see who spins 911 ITT.

>>591693944
>>591693944
Make my way to fort knox, wait till the unthinkable happens, steal gold bricks, leave. Ten years later, sit a portion of the money in front of the victims family's houses. Like someone said, one person cant really do much.

>>591693944
go and check the bottom floor for bombs and video the evidence of there being none for those conspiracy faggots then let everyone die, and when they argue inside job show proof that there were no bombs and then laugh because you let 3000 people die so you could be right.

>>591698956
Fuck the time travel. I was shooting a documentary on the history of new york. I was planning on opening with looming shots of the towers. I can't fucking afford a helicopter so i have multiple angles. I'd even record some bogus narration.

>>591699938
>implying that the bottom floors were the only ones with bombs

>>591693944
Create 4chan.

>>591699797
> it's easy
> i break into Fort Knox

>>591700091
Bam!

>>591696108
You'd have to start one big fire for them to evacuate those buildings.

>>591697874
there are also 77 million signs that you should kill yourself

>>591696726
The buildings don't fall straight away, so: would go up to observation, make good quality footage and experience a plane hitting the building. Then leave. Then put on a jewish skull-cap and dance around.

>>591700278
Never said id give all the monies away...

Remove the thermite so that the buildings didn't collapse and could have just been repaired. I wonder if 9/11 would have been so important if the buildings had stayed up and all the firefighters hadn't died.

>>591695633
Profit

>>591696632
Just give them some more predictions
>Enron is going to go bankrupt in about 2 months
>Lord of the Rings movies are going to kick ass
>Beatles' George Harrison is going to die in about a month
>Arizona Diamondbacks win world series
>Patriots have a super bowl dynasty
>Brittany Spears is going to go fucking nuts
If all else fails, I can tell them who I really am and have them run a DNA test on me and my 6 year old self to prove I'm a time traveler.

>>591700006
Like they even give a fuck about your dumbass narration. it would prolly be "uhhhh look at this city... n shit.." They would be laughing all the way to Guantanamo

>>591700495
Did you ever consider that you might actually be retarded?

>>591700637
Hell yeah! It would have still been an attempt! I would have gone to war even then.

>>591698954
And you want to spend the rest of life in prision or in a secret prison for predicting a plane crashing into the WTC...

I'll pass

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>>591693944

>yfw someone from this thread WAS sent back causing the intense market speculation we saw before the planes hit

>>591695097
this or go pull the fire alarms in both buildings about 10 minutes before the planes hit.

then... just sit back and watch the conspiracy nuts lose their minds because "false flag opp was planned to limit civilian casualties but level outdated buildings" lol

Scream and tell everyone what is going to happen and after it does, get my ass sent to Gitmo.

>>591700786
Did you ever consider i was using sarcasm? Newfag? Umad?

>>591700759
That's actually better than what i had.
> new york has a rich history
> fuck those things are going down

>>591694651
You'll never get to Newark in time.

>>591693944
take the subway home and tell my 5 year old self everything that will happen in the world so i become rich as fuck.

>>591693944
Get a black cloak and sandles, a sandwick board with IT'S HAPPENING written in blood, and a bell to ring while I shout about judgement day and the tower of babble crashing down.

Shame shit I was doing when it happened.
I don't want to fuck up the timeline.

>>591700689
You'd be isolated and questioned for info on timetravel and treated as just as big a threat as a terrorist.

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>>591693944
Wait a sec, OP. Can I go back just a few days sooner than 9/11? I want to save her.

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>>591700991

>>591693944
bet richfag a million dollars that a plane wont hit one of the towers. say his debt can be relieved if the other tower stays up, but if it doesnt, he owes me triple

>>591697082
+1

bet all my money on the 2011 dallas mavericks

>>591701020
lmao

>>591700480
You'd be stuck up there and your footage would be destroyed, since any way of getting down would be damaged by the impact. That's why people above the impact zone were jumping; the stairways were blocked.

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An hour before, so the planes are in the air, I run in and light something on fire, at least one building will be evacuated, if I am killed by police then so be it, just trying to save that many lives is worth it.

>set up vid cam pointing wtc
>get lubricant
>wait for plane
>fap furiously infront of camera
>make sure leave little room for wtc to collapse on screen
>sell video to news
>they will have to show your video masturbating to the whole world
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF WTC COLLAPSED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKwVvSleM6w

>>591695527

Youtube didn't exist in 2001 dumbshit.

>>591697373
>>591697047

Shitposter, please stop

>>591700000

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Pretty simple
> take video camera say time and date get 20 people to also film, and say the following:
> the following act that will occur will not be an act of terrorism committed by al Qaeda, but by the collaboration of the United States government, Israel, CIA, and Mossad.
> building seven was never touched and fell. ( don't believe shock wave theory)
> plane fuel can't melt steel beams
> controlled demolition
> Zionist business men sold all there
Stocks...
> this was an act to bring fear, enforce police brutality, bring acts that will let the NSA monitor your electronics...
>anonymous will rise, support them.

Finally distribute all over the net, news

Take time traveling machine and see the changes

>>591693944
"OH SHIT HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE!?!? GUNNA MISS THE FLIGHT AND OSAMA IS GONNA BE SOOOO PISSED"

Invest in gold and play the waiting game.

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>popcorn
>3d glasses
>kek

>Find young 12 year old m00t
>Kill young 12 year old m00t
>4chan never made
>therefore /b/ never becomes cancer

>>591699797
You think every guard just evacuated Fort Knox on 9/11? How stupid are you?

>>591702079
despite the fact that you are delusion about 9/11 being an inside job this would both be comedic, because people would have to believe all the crazy shit you say, and be beneficial. since no wars, smaller government etc.

Either that or they would accuse you of being in on it and torture the shit out of you.

But I see that as fine too.

>>591701365
>>591701365
Incorrect, those people were actually literally retarded and didn't comprehend escvape hatches. It was a downs sydrome facility. It was a happy ending. Only one wrangler was hurt in the confusion.
Therefore your argument is invalid.

>>591702509
>Be sure to mention Operation Northwoods

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scream in swedish, bc iam swedish, then i would get to a payphone and call emergency services and and scream some more in swedish about some planes are hijacked and heading for world trade center and the pentagon.
mfw after the attacks when my calls are translated, holy shit the swedes brought down the trade centers. mfw i just saved sweden from islamic invasion, at the cost of a war with america. fuck this shit, i hate mudslimes.

>>591702509
Your spin has little effect here Federick Shillenmeister. Lights are on.

>>591701106
Or I'd get to become a cop who can prevent major disasters before they happen.
>Evacuate New Orleans
>Evacuate Indonesia
>Phil Markoff is the Craigslist killer
>Michael Devlin is the man who kidnapped Shawn Hornbeck
>Evacuate Haiti there's going to be an earthquake
>There's going to be a major recession in 2008
>Don't vote for Barack Obama
>Osama Bin Laden is hiding out in Abbottabad, Pakistan
>This Adam Lanza kid is bad news. Get him mental help
>Sweden is going to become the single greatest threat to western society. Nuke it now
>Trayvon Martin is a future serial killer and Michael Brown will be his accomplice. Bring them down now
>Christopher Dorner will turn the LAPD into the greatest police department in the country. Put him in charge now
>Don't board that Malaysia Airlines plane
>Watch out for terrorists at the 2013 Boston Marathon

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>>591702509
It's in an hour, I could get pot heads to film me and it would still happen. An hour isn't enough to catch me
Are u telling me you believe Osama did it, the guy trained by the cia...
The pilots who couldnt fly cesnas...

>>591693944
bet on the next 14 world series

>>591700991
>damage control

>>591698954
Or call the president.

>>591693944
>call fbi
>listen, theres this guy called moot, he is planning things from his chinese white power suppremacy board
>find hotel room
>made a thread for the lulz
>fap to traps meanwhile police find moot
>drink chocolate milk

living da dream

>>591703622
Bet on the 2004 ALCS. Boston down three games, literally no one else is going to make that bet. You'd be a very rich man.

>>591703977
why not just blame moot for 9/11 before it happens?

>>591701196
go back to tumblr faggot

>>591703977
Where are you going to make the thread? Newgrounds? Moot was 12 and 4chan wasn't a thing yet.

>>591698317
100% inside job. carlyle group. snowden. bush. etc

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Destroy towers just before the planes come so they near miss like someone pulling away a high five "too slow" then hijack a magic carpet and fly it into an arabian virgin's home and rapeth her.

>>591693944
>be me
>be 2001
>invent youtube
>make 50 billion dollars
>9/11 wut?

>>591700495
I don't think you know how much those gold bricks weigh, or that Fort Knox is right in the middle of the largest active tank training facility and live artillery range in the world.

>>591700278
goldfinger did it

>>591704714

boom

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>Get a gas mask
>get a parachute
>enter first tower 5 minutes before plane hits
>take elevator to the 10th floor from the top
>find hottest bitch on floor
>wait for plane to hit
>put on gas mask
>grab her while she tries to find a place for air
>speed rape her
>cum hard
>jump
>open parachute
>watch towers burn with bystanders and take video of it collapsing
>lifetime jerk material
>

>>591700091
implying that if there was bombs finding some at at the bottom wouldn't be enough evidence for you to claim there was, but finding none isn't enough evidence to disprove it. You conspiracy faggots are so single minded its pathetic.

Phone in a bomb threat

>>591703270
prevent 9/11 thinking osama would still go into hiding.

>>591693944
Invest in google and get trips

>>591702079
>PLANE FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
>LOLLING SO HARD I'M LOSING MY VOICE

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>>591697297
This new