religion is fun everyone is doing it! lets make our own first

rolling
thy shell spit on thy hand before pleasuring thy cock

thou shalt always lurk more

We will not have sex or touch ourself .

>>591559588
I'm really LMFAO

>>591559588
im out op
guess im going to hell

All shall at least twice a day (after the waking up and before the going to bed) dance around on one leg and yell HADOUKAN!! at the top of wtheir voice for 5 minutes while wanking-

Thou shalt forever fap to scat.

The only authorized music is classical

>>591559964
Do you mean "hadouken?"

we will not on the internet

>>591557570
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

thou shalt praise Allah

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It ain't my fault ya can't hang
Maybe this ain't ya game
This is about heart and hustle
If you like staying on the ground, maybe you should wrestle

You will not enjoy traps.

Thou shall shoot Parisians

>>591557570
Thou shalt not worship any above moot.

>>591557570
>thou shalt not fap

Thou shalt be as far as decided to do look more like

>>591559588
except with women

You shall not give a fuck about whatever anyone else believe or don't believe

>>591559588
Only trips can save your religion now, namely:
'Lole, just kidding thee: Of course there will be lots of pleasuring your self and thy neighbors.'

no more shitposts

The Jews did 9/11

>thou shall masturbate once a day

fuck bitches get money

You won't say these commandments in that fag "thou shalt nigh" language you fucking nerds made

I accidentally the other commandments.

our prophet said: we will be all gay

thou shall not post in this thread anymore

No killin of others. Unless there muslim. They deserve to be eradicate d off the face of the earth

>>591560622

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>>591557570
follow your dreams

>>591560622
great we cant do any sex plus we are all gay

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thou shalt worship no god other than spurdo and thou shalt honour him by memeing no fewer than 5 times a day

>>591560458
reroll

>>591560622
Ain't doin it. Fuk your religion. I don't wanna be Catholic

Thou shall rape all altar boys.

thou shall slay thy furry, and smite them in the name of jebus christos

thou shall have an orgy in a graveyard once a year

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>>591559588
thanks Hitler

>>591557570
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
unless one of them is a tranny, because that's ok.

You must have your nipples removed and replaced with shines 1976 uncirculated dimes.

than FAGGESUS told everyone sex would be only aloud between different species that way we will taste all gods creations

Thou shall not call anyone a racist, sexist, or bigot for having a different opinion.

You must have your nipples removed and replaced with shiney 1976 uncirculated dimes**

Commandment III: NO BROWN PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE LIKE THE "GOOD ONE" BROWN PEOPLE.

femanon must replace captcha with picture of spread pussy

banana is our god.

Thou shall not procreate with people of different race.

>>591561011
is that a commandment now?

Tho shalt keep the Caturday holy.

thou shalt strive to be a big guy (for thou)

the only bath you can take is after you born, no water shall touch your skin only rain, no shave no haircuts is that the way our prophet lived

thou shall honor thy religion with peace, unless those filthy muslims, greedy jews, pedo caths or elephant fucking hindus comes knocking.

>>591561265
isn't that something everyone already does?

Women must wear burkhas 24/7

1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4:
5:
6:
7:
8:
9:
10:

every sunday we must do 8 cock pushups

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thou shalt really, really, really like this image

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>>591557570
Thou shalt not be a pussy ass bitch about every goddamn thing

Thou shall not poop.

you may only drink liquid through your nostrils with a straw

moot=god

>>591561499
Time to become an atheist

urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler

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>>591561499

Skip commandment 1-9

(this should be commandment 10

our penis much only touch other species genitalia

>>591561556
Thou shall not breath.

All women wear twintails and men rastas

>>591561599
mother of god

op's gonna make a list I hope

The fappening will be considered the day of worship

every muslim person shall suffer death by blood eagle unless they bow down to our awesomeness

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this will be your pose when praying

Thou shall be euphoric and consume mountain dew daily

all commandments are wrong

>We will not have sex or touch ourself .
>we will be all gay
>thanks Hitler

You should love your enemy as you love your self.

Each man, upon turning 18, is giving possession of a young girl, what he does with her is up to him.

>>591561711
1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4: thou shalt really, really, really like this image
5: urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
6: op's gonna make a list I hope
7:
8:
9:
10:

>Take a minute, and sit right there, our coveted lord shall tell his story of his becoming as the Prince of Bel-Air

only whites deserve to live, muslims, niggers and no whites should be all erradicated

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>>591561499
hahahahahahahahahahaha

thou shalt strive to be a large man (for thou)

you shall slap your mother twice a day

Unless it is a Friday or public holiday.

>>591561711
he has to, it's a commandment

>>591561628
roll

On Friday, every Man should get a blow job.

thou shall hate all niggers

everyone has to wear a tattoo of Nyarlathotep

>>591561888
TRIPS

1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4: thou shalt really, really, really like this image
5: urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
6: op's gonna make a list I hope
7: Each man, upon turning 18, is giving possession of a young girl, what he does with her is up to him.
8: Skip commandment 1-9
9:
10:

All non-whites will be put into camps based on their productivity and work rate, men will work coal mining or producing for the whites, and women will be put in farms to keep producing more non-whites.

Thou shall dookie on every Muslim thou meets.

Niggers and Crackers will be best friends.

>>591561499
topkek

reset the list!

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>>591561499
Son of a bitch

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>>591561944
kek

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>>591557570
Thou must Praise thy Sun daily, so that ye may too someday be as grossly incandescent.

>>591562039
reroll

this religion is a lie

>>591562136
roll

the first 9 commandments are useless. praise dolphins

Niggers,Muslims and Crackers will become best friends and they will blow each other every friday.

Every Sunday we must cum on a picture of the virgin mary

SLAP YOUR MOM TWICE ON THA PUSSEY!

Thou shall play the soggy biscuit game 3 times a day with a minimum of 10 others.

>We will not have sex or touch ourself .
>we will be all gay
>thanks Hitler
>thou shalt really, really, really like this image (banana)
>urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
>op shall make lists

one o didndunuffin throw first stone

Join judaism

>>591562205
reroll

Praise Based Hotwheels, for he is thy lorde

Thou shalt seek knowledge for the rest of your life

We shall all have to touch dicks as a form of greetings. Those who do not obey shall be fed to a gay lion named lazlo

>>591562205
roll

>>591562286
reroll

thou shalt not be a slave to the interwebs

Thou shall only visit 9gag or reddit.

>>591562351
Reroll

>>591562205
rerollz

>>591562229
roll!

Niggers, Crackers and Muslims should suck each others dicks every Friday..

everytime we see a nigger slap him into face

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>>591557570
god is the only god who say he god himself

what about the name of the religion?

all with circumcised dicks must burn

>>591562461
roll

It's not gay if it's a girl's dick

>>591561499
omg no pls no
anything but the funny banana guy

>>591562351
rolling for this

>>591562351
kek. roll

>>591562205
cmon reroll

Thou shalt not consume drugs of any sort

>>591562443
reroll

blacks are to be shot on sight

>>591562494
hope we get to that efter this!

Thou shalt do unto yourself and thou would have done unto moot

Thou shall cut off our own penises.

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>>591562136
Roll

>>591562544
and we're done, thats the 10th

Joe Pesci is God

burn all of our money

>>591557570
niggers need to tounge our anuses

>>591562544
fuck you

Niggers, Muslims and Crackers shall bow down and suck each other anuses and nuts..

>>591562351
Rollin' dubs get

>>591562229
rereroll, Last fucking time cunt thread

E didndnuffin e gud boy

Clothing is a sin

>>591562611
1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4: thou shalt really, really, really like this image (banana)
5: urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
6: op's gonna make a list I hope
7: Each man, upon turning 18, is giving possession of a young girl, what he does with her is up to him.
8: Skip commandment 1-9
9: Thou shalt not consume drugs of any sort
10:

>>591562635
get rekt, druggo

Thou shall fuck her right in the pussy

1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4: thou shalt really, really, really like this image
5: urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
6: op's gonna make a list I hope
7: Each man, upon turning 18, is giving possession of a young girl, what he does with her is up to him.
8: Skip commandment 1-9
9:Thou shalt not consume drugs of any sort
10:

Niggers, Whites and Islam shall licke each others nuts all day everyday..

>>591562351
Why lazlo? I like lionel better but roll

Banana ketchup is the liquid of the gods. Put it on everything

>>591557570
Thou shall not be butt hurt, even when proven harshingly wrong. Thou shalt accept his wrong.

these commandments suck

>>591561011
Hitler must be thanked every day

so one more

Commandment 10 is false

everyone must be aware that op is a faggot

>>591562799
winrar

Op is and forever will be a faggot

Crackers, Niggers and Muslims shall suck each others dicks every friday..

thou shall ignore this whole religion and just an hero

Thou shalt not leave chocolate milk unattended.

>>591562611
1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4: thou shalt really, really, really like this image (banana)
5: urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
6: op's gonna make a list I hope
7: Each man, upon turning 18, is giving possession of a young girl, what he does with her is up to him.
8: Skip commandment 1-9
9: Thou shalt not consume drugs of any sort
10:and we're done, thats the 10th


TL DR: Skip 1-9, We're done.

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I believe him

food of the religion shall be pizza

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>>591562799
proof our new religion is the true religion

Thou shall worship allah and live peacefully with the mudslimes/sandniggers

Kill all sandniggers

If you are White you should let your wifes bread with people of color, you should give Wymen power, and you should be more multicultural.
And Also be good Cuck

no muslims allowed

>>591562893
so how do we decide the name?

Thou shalt have one more commandment

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>>591562136
rolling

The color blue is sinful, therefore everything thats blue shall be painted white, for white is the color of our brotherhood and the color of salvation.
If thou goest out into the wild and comest upon a flower of blue color paint it white.
If thou goest out to a market and seest a blue cheese thou shalt paint it white.
If thou hast blue eyes thou shalst pour white paint into your eyes and pray for forgiveness

>>591563000

Praise the Sun! it is.

death to all muslims

>>591563000
Trips hath decided. Sun bro is my prophet.

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>>591563000
TRIPS. IT IS DECIDED

Crackers, Niggers, Muslims and Jews shall suck each others dicks every friday..

>>591562799
In conjunction with commandment 8, we have one hell of a religion here. Easy to get involved and stay devout too.

having a neckbeard and using a fedora all the time

>>591562893
now faggots, what do we call the religion?

>>591563000
fuck it, this is my path to redemption

never shit in your moms breakfast bowl

>>591563000
holy shit it has to be the warrior of sunlight covenant for those trips
also check my inferior dubs

>>591562799

Yep

>>591563222
you spoke the truth of trips

>>591562989
/b/ism

>>591563199
fuck, I didn't mean it it, help!

>>591559588
This religion already has me turning atheist.

>>591563000
trips decided its name of our covenant solaire is our god

Crackers, Niggers, Muslims, Jews and britfags shall suck each others dicks every friday..

>>591563222
New trips lord. What shall be changed.

>Thank hitler daily
> Praise the sun

>>591563222
>also check my inferior dubs
>gets trips
IT IS DECIDED, SOLAIRE IS OUR GOD!

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>>591563368
we swap commandment 8 for praising the sun

Kikes, Niggers, Muslims and Jews shall suck each others dicks everyday all year around..

> Hail Hitler daily
> Praise the sun

This is on /b and so name must smthn like /b/eligion

>>591563466
Thank you Hitler and Sun!

>>591563466
Dubs has spoken! Praise the sun!

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Gott ist insgesamt menschliche Erfindung
Gott ist das, was man ihn anbetet
Man betet seine eigenen Erfindungen
Hitler nur Homosexuell

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>>591563466
PPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAIIIIISSEEEEEEEEEEE

new thread deciding our holy site and hierarchy please

1: We will not have sex or touch ourself .
2: our prophet said: we will be all gay
3: thanks Hitler
4: thou shalt really, really, really like this image (banana)
5: urinate on a squirrel every time we curse as a sorry to hitler
6: op's gonna make a list I hope
7: Each man, upon turning 18, is giving possession of a young girl, what he does with her is up to him.
8: Praise the Sun
9: Thou shalt not consume drugs of any sort
10:and we're done, thats the 10th

now name it faggots

>>591563321
>implying we wont be a bunch of sinners that ignores commandments

/b/elieve in our /b/eligion, /b/ism
a/b/ism

>>591563772
Islam

Kikes, Niggers, Whites and Muslims shall suck each other dicks and nuts all year around, that's the first commandment..

>>591561850
Op you missed >>591561944

>>591563772
i rolled trips for it being the warrior of sunlight covenant and so another anon
>>591563222 >>591563000

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Everyone must an hero. I have spoken.

>>591563772
Astrohitlerianism

Love one another. But kill all kikes,muslims,niggers and crackers..

>>591561265

I mean, do you not?

>>591563881
fuck, so close for trips

re roll

>>591563872
>a/b/ism

i like it, new thread for holy site, prophet and mythology?

Replace 6 with
> All must grow and maintain neckbeards

>>591564109
rollin

>>591564055
and we're back to islam

>>591564196
kek

>>591564192
No

>>591564109
rollin for neckbeard

>>591564019
THIS

Diarrheanetics

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>>591563772
Feminism.
This as our prophet

>>591564106
rolling for name

>>591564019
Name roll

>>591563959
Warrior of Sunlight Covenant confirmed.

why

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>>591564352

>>591564019
ROLL

Replace 10
Thou shall be blessed with Autism

We call our religion nazisme

>>591563772
The Warriors of Sunlight

>>591563959
1) we must all believe ourselfes to be the chosen undead, forgetting our deaths each time we die, reawakening at the start of the day.

>>591563959
THIS>>591563772

>>591564429
Oh shit. Well there it is. Liked atro hitlerianist, but dub trips speaks.

>>591564019
roll

Name it niggerniggerniggerniggern

All commandment are to be disregarded. OP sucks cock.

>>591564666
Trips has spoken!

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>>591557570
So.. Whats gonna be the name?
>ill start prasin as soon as i know that
>also
>Thank you Hitler

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On the holy day of Sunday you shall fast and fap 20 times that day

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>>591564666
TRIPPS CONFIRMED

>>591564666
Trips.!!!

>>591564666
The Trips of Truth!

Now we have named it shall we keep the theme and make our Holy Site the local jail?

>>591564666
THIS ! Trips have spoken

>>591564777
Trips!

It shall be called:

Eastboro

>>591557570
thou shalt have an 8 inch but plug in at all times
>>591564777
nice

>>591564666
All praise the /b/ religion of niggerniggerniggerniggern

>>591562037
if you put the commandment there then we have to skip it, but then that'd be following it, fuck.

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>>591564777
Holy

new thread for prophet and holy site
>>591564882

>>591564844
>>591564855
DubsSSS
THIS IS THE TRUE RELIGION ITS A SIGN

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>>591564666
i found u!

>>591564666
>>591564777
slowly winning me back with these trips...
i am so confused.

>>591564821
kek rolling for this

>>591564536
>>591564429
>>591563959
>>591563222
C'mon at least one of you asshole know the true name of the covenant is Way of White... DS1

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>>591564666
All worship niggerniggerniggerniggern

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>>591564777
Tripsception

>>591564666
and the trips : 666 came as a message! Satan approves. /b/ religion is best religion

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>>591565240

>>591564666
>666
Devil religion of Niggerniggerniggerniggern?

new thread negros our prophet is dubs man


>>591565433

>religions name is niggerniggerniggerniggern
>I am white
>not going to follow a religion named nigger when I am a white male

>>591565240
How do we best bring the gospel to the world? Trips decides what we raid with our holy scripture?

>>591562732
forgot dubs and trips they where FUCKEN COMMANDMENTS DAMMIT

>>591565624
Blasphemy. Leave this thread and an hero, swine.

thou shalt love each other, jk hate each other equally

>>591561599
What the fuck?!?!
Oh, goddamnit.
BRING ME THA SQUIRREL!

you shall distribute weapons of mass destruction to all nations and sync them all to detonate at the same time, for the world may run into chaos and despair, and from the ruins of destruction the seed of peace will bloom again

>>591562037
8 is a paradox, any good religion has one

>>591566420
>420
oh my

>>591566663
so close to the >>592566666 get

>>591564882

here

>>591565624
Praise niggerniggerniggerniggern
Thy neckbeardeth homosexual anon is not worthy of our blissful savior batman

>>591564867
fucking kek

We shall all share wives and be cucks

>>591567499
Praise my dubs you cuck niggers!

>>591567593
know your place singles fag

>>591567680
Wtf did you just say??
These are my dubs fag!
>>591567499

>>591562136
rolling for this

feelings are banned.

591568600

>>591565240
SO BE IT!
The Prophet called the name Fagot
Dictates the Ten Commandments of \b\ Nazi Negro religion crippled deer rape
We take revenge for the infidels
thank you hitler!
We need to build an asshole Wonder
The sun is everything
All Nigerians should take a bite
Our God is a cat With two assholes
Second God will be simply asshole
Anyone who would not convert to us
Tortured by eating his parents
This is a new dawn a new beginning of a new day of BALLS